The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 May 2016, 10:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:22 pm

Excellent Tino I look forward to it, in the meantime can you teach SERIAL how to write a F***ing limerick!

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Ah, fair enough, thanks for filling in the old blanks dear boy.

As you were.
AsI was? I was banned, are you saying that's what you'd like , Rick? Is it.......IS IT!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

Meh...
C*nt...I'm off to start another rumour about Cristiano Ronaldo and his kickboxing "friend"

Badr Hari? He has to be slipping him a length... Surely!

Ronaldo flies out to Algeria three times a week to spend the night at his friend's house. He was dating that model Irinia and it's been said that whilst she was at home waiting, he's be at Real Madrid's training ground taking ice baths at 3am. c*nt!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594375/Kickboxer-sensationally-claimed-gay-relationship-Cristiano-Ronaldo-arrested-Morocco-attacking-waiter.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3107574/Shirtless-Cristiano-Ronaldo-hoses-St-Tropez-yacht.html

My wife bloody loves him and whenever it's mentioned about him being gay she throws a massive strop.

There's nothing wrong with it, I just think it's a shame he isn't brave enough to come out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:33 pm

It would potentially p155 all over his sponsorship chips...

Sad but probably true.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:33 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Excellent Tino I look forward to it, in the meantime can you teach SERIAL how to write a F***ing limerick!

F*ck you Dagless, I'm not going to just throw you soft lines to make your job easy, work for it you c*nt!

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:34 pm

Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:35 pm

rick_dagless wrote:It would potentially p155 all over his sponsorship chips...

Sad but probably true.

More to do with him being Catholic and the Church's f*cking outdated attitudes towards it (when not bumming choirboys, obviously)

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:36 pm

superflyweight wrote:Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

It's Duty's blind faith re England's Euro hopes which make me think his blind faith in Brexit may be as misguided and also end in tears

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:37 pm

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Excellent Tino I look forward to it, in the meantime can you teach SERIAL how to write a F***ing limerick!
F*ck you Dagless, I'm not going to just throw you soft lines to make your job easy, work for it you c*nt!

My job is easy SERIAL, basically all I need is a low moral compass and the ability to talk b011ocks on cue, piece of p155 I tell you...

However there is a difference between throwing a tricky word for a rhyming couplet, and completely the ignoring the simple rules that govern a basic F***ing limerick, you C**T!

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:40 pm

There once was a young limerick from Kew
Who turned into a haiku.*

*Copyright Brian Bilston.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:41 pm

superflyweight wrote:Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

Don't know about you supes but I was told to avoid A level Law if I wanted to do big boy Law, as it was a shoite course...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:43 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

Don't know about you supes but I was told to avoid A level Law if I wanted to do big boy Law, as it was a shoite course...

Yeah, me too.

I did woodwork instead.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:44 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Excellent Tino I look forward to it, in the meantime can you teach SERIAL how to write a F***ing limerick!
F*ck you Dagless, I'm not going to just throw you soft lines to make your job easy, work for it you c*nt!

My job is easy SERIAL, basically all I need is a low moral compass and the ability to talk b011ocks on cue, piece of p155 I tell you...

However there is a difference between throwing a tricky word for a rhyming couplet, and completely the ignoring the simple rules that govern a basic F***ing limerick, you C**T!

Rules be f*cking damned, we're made of sterner stuff here, we're not here to f*ck around with stuff just handed to us on a plate. It's this f*cking namby pamby attitude that caused us to form postulating boils like Joey Essex on the ar$e of our great country.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:There once was a young limerick from Kew
Who turned into a haiku.*

*Copyright Brian Bilston.

I once fingered a witch in a car
She immediately turned into a layby....

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:46 pm

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Excellent Tino I look forward to it, in the meantime can you teach SERIAL how to write a F***ing limerick!
F*ck you Dagless, I'm not going to just throw you soft lines to make your job easy, work for it you c*nt!

My job is easy SERIAL, basically all I need is a low moral compass and the ability to talk b011ocks on cue, piece of p155 I tell you...

However there is a difference between throwing a tricky word for a rhyming couplet, and completely the ignoring the simple rules that govern a basic F***ing limerick, you C**T!
Rules be f*cking damned, we're made of sterner stuff here, we're not here to f*ck around with stuff just handed to us on a plate. It's this f*cking namby pamby attitude that caused us to form postulating boils like Joey Essex on the ar$e of our great country.

Who would've thought that the good old blitz spirit would cover poetry...

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

Don't know about you supes but I was told to avoid A level Law if I wanted to do big boy Law, as it was a shoite course...

Yeah, me too.

I did woodwork instead.

I did a module in art and an advanced course in getting the sh1t kicked out of me.

Can only get guess that the EU Law course forming part of the LLB is more advanced than its A Level counterpart and I'm none the wiser as to how the EU works or whether its any good or not.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:48 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Bloody hell, Duty's claiming that A Level Law taught him everything he needed to know about the EU. Must have been some course.

Don't know about you supes but I was told to avoid A level Law if I wanted to do big boy Law, as it was a shoite course...

Yeah, me too.

I did woodwork instead.

I did a module in art and an advanced course in getting the sh1t kicked out of me.

Can only get guess that the EU Law course forming part of the LLB is more advanced than its A Level counterpart and I'm none the wiser as to how the EU works or whether its any good or not.

Some c*nt on here clearly did a home study course in wine tasting and shopping at The ASDA

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:49 pm

That's kind of where I'm at too...

I just go by bloke down the pub, his dogmatism usually gives me faith come crunch time.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:51 pm

rick_dagless wrote:That's kind of where I'm at too...

I just go by bloke down the pub, his dogmatism usually gives me faith come crunch time.

I'm doing Economics and Wine tasting...I buy whatever's on offer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:06 pm

In case anyone was wondering at Royal Ascot

The Queen's is dressed in a silk print dress in shades of cyclamen pink, ivory and latte with a matching hat.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:06 pm

rick_dagless wrote:In case anyone was wondering at Royal Ascot

The Queen's is dressed in a silk print dress in shades of hymen pink, ivory and latte with a matching hat.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:08 pm

I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:14 pm

Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

My wife recently handed me two tubes of Fruit pastilles that the kids won't touch (I'm having the mad b*st*rds adopted) Having two kids you get used to economizing on things so it's been nice to eat something that isn't shop's own b*llocks. Delicious!

BTW, I'm a pastille wh*re, I'm not fussy what colour or flavor they are...

by **Galted** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:28 pm

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?
My wife recently handed me two tubes of Fruit pastilles that the kids won't touch (I'm having the mad b*st*rds adopted) Having two kids you get used to economizing on things so it's been nice to eat something that isn't shop's own b*llocks. Delicious!

BTW, I'm a pastille wh*re, I'm not fussy what colour or flavor they are...

I'd be a pastille wh*re too if it weren't for the yellow ones.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 2:32 pm

Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

Why didn't you start at the other end?

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 3:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

Why didn't you start at the other end?

Kids these days....

by **Galted** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 3:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

Why didn't you start at the other end?

If only I had known, Julius. That's the risk you run when you consume Pastilles in the traditional manner.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Jun 2016, 3:18 pm

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

Why didn't you start at the other end?
Kids these days....

I know.

It's no wonder you go on killing sprees.

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 3:23 pm

Mr Gaylor wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:I just finished off a pack of fruit pastilles. Was enjoyable until the end - 2 out of the last 3 being yellow. What the f*ck are Rowntrees playing at?

Why didn't you start at the other end?
Kids these days....

I know.

It's no wonder you go on killing sprees.

Agreed, that's just another reason to tag onto the bottom of a very long list

by Guest Wed 15 Jun 2016, 5:53 pm

Well, looks like Ada's done a bunk so I'm hoping one of the less flouncy Mods will be kind enough to change my username back to "DAVE667" or, if they're feeling extremely generous, "Serial"

Thought Galted could be a handful when he dropped low calorie cous cous on his sandals after a particular vigourous tramp nosh, but this is something else entirely!

Night, notches!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:08 am

Morning Notches.

FIst

by Rowley Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:14 am

https://youtu.be/Ssd3U_zicAI

Morning Rick. Both a good song and a reasonable question.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:26 am

Have to agree on both counts with that Jeff mate.

How are you today? I am in the south today, and it is greyer and more miserable than the north as per usual. I think DAVE may be hunting Adam at this very moment so could be an eventful day!

Are they showing the game at your place?

by Rowley Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:39 am

Surprisingly enough they are Rick. Late lunch and second hour on the company. Roses tomorrow so nice wind down day. Are you watching?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:48 am

I believe they are having it on in the office strangely, not sure how that is going to work as there are some customer facing people in this office on the phones.

I heard on the news that they are expecting 54% (made up stat) of fans to pull a sickie today, which, I call b011ocks on of course but it will keep some folk in work a bit longer.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 7:52 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQyF_rzmkHs

Efficiency, for the new recruits. Learn.

Morning Bitches. Shattered, knackered and a combination of both as well.

How the devil are you? Excellent pick this morning Rowley.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:32 am

Morning Shah, how goes it?

by Guest Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:41 am

Morning notches, still no change in username, Ada is officially a dead man walking/sitting at sipping Cav Sauv watching Moulin Rouge (c*nt).

Finishing at 12 today, home, lunch with wife (mine) who is A/L and then watching the footie before collecting the kids from Nursery. Sounds like a plan but also a recipe for disaster.

Got a mate who hates football or sport of any kind but sure as night follows day when it involves Wales, the c*nt is on FACEBOOK making all sorts of comments about how disgrace it is the Welsh team don't know the words to their own National anthem...neither do you you f*cking plastic daffy taffy (to be fair, most people don't know the words to their own National anthem) but it really annoys me cos he starts typing a load of b*llocks which I think is Welsh or he has epilepsy then once Wales have crashed out he disappears until the next time they qualify for something.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:58 am

Morning rick, sorry mate, didn't see your reply. Been okish, just the lack of sleep wearing me out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:58 am

Morning BJ FAN (possibly sounds better, and maybe more accurate?)

I have a few of those taff swines on FB also, coming from Cheshire, which is good enough to keep Wales away from Yorkshire for you, there are a few plastics knocking about...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 8:59 am

The Sandal Bomber wrote:Morning rick, sorry mate, didn't see your reply. Been okish, just the lack of sleep wearing me out.

Little Hassan? Or the constant need to discipline the old harem coupled with fasting?

by Guest Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning BJ FAN (possibly sounds better, and maybe more accurate?)

I have a few of those taff swines on FB also, coming from Cheshire, which is good enough to keep Wales away from Yorkshire for you, there are a few plastics knocking about...

BJ FAN? Sounds better than BONJOVIFAN but sadly also makes me sound like Galted when he out looking for a post Museum tramp nosh-off.

None of which detracts from the fact that I'm going to feed Ada his own skin like so much bloody linguine

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:
The Sandal Bomber wrote:Morning rick, sorry mate, didn't see your reply. Been okish, just the lack of sleep wearing me out.

Little Hassan? Or the constant need to discipline the old harem coupled with fasting?

No things are all good on those fronts. Just the first child who is now surplus to requirements has to be taken to school and brought back so don't really get a satisfactory nap in during the day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:10 am

Fair enough, soon be old enough to be sent out to work and push a wheelchair about mate, so it will be soon cool in the pool...

by Guest Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:12 am

The Sandal Bomber wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
The Sandal Bomber wrote:Morning rick, sorry mate, didn't see your reply. Been okish, just the lack of sleep wearing me out.

Little Hassan? Or the constant need to discipline the old harem coupled with fasting?

No things are all good on those fronts. Just the first child who is now surplus to requirements has to be taken to school and brought back so don't really get a satisfactory nap in during the day.

Gumtree?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:13 am

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
The Sandal Bomber wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
The Sandal Bomber wrote:Morning rick, sorry mate, didn't see your reply. Been okish, just the lack of sleep wearing me out.

Little Hassan? Or the constant need to discipline the old harem coupled with fasting?

No things are all good on those fronts. Just the first child who is now surplus to requirements has to be taken to school and brought back so don't really get a satisfactory nap in during the day.
Gumtree?

My favourite c*mbucket is fond of the child, so I indulge it to keep her happy and sucking.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:14 am

Gorillas or alligators...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:15 am

rick_dagless wrote:Gorillas or alligators...

Alligators, because I can make shoes out of it afterwards.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:28 am

You sure you are not from Yorkshire Shah?

by Guest Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:31 am

A noble effort to restore my username but one fraught with danger as once Shah sees the number 767 he'll start thinking of ways to blow it out of the sky

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:32 am

One of the harem is. She's been rubbing off on me... admittedly because her life depends on it

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