The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

https://www.europeanspermbank.com/

I don't think Rowley, I don't think so.

I'm voting in. If anyone needed any inspiration.

Good morning.

Ants in Africa eat more animal flesh than lions, hyenas and all other carnivores put together.

Morning Tino.

I'm in also, kind of a no brainer to be honest.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino.

I'm in also, kind of a no brainer to be honest.

Yes, but your brain is considerably larger than mine so it isn't as straight forward as that.

How is the cut and thrust of corporate law treating you? Envious of Duty and his and A-Level law?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino.

I'm in also, kind of a no brainer to be honest.

Yes, but your brain is considerably larger than mine so it isn't as straight forward as that.

How is the cut and thrust of corporate law treating you?  Envious of Duty and his and A-Level law?

Treating me well mate, I rock up, talk gubbins, leave, and get paid for it! Winner.

Yeah I was going to get involved on the euro debate thread, but I can not compete with that level of aptitude mate so I hid over here and discussed bummery and other fitting subjects, which, in all fairness contained more actual facts than the entire euro thread...

Which would be literally ironic, if it was literal or ironic!

You should have contributed Ricko. It's quite funny because you type like a spaz sometimes causes people to dismiss/vastly underrate you. Plus it would be nice to have a real lawyer present rather than the Sozzled Scottish Solicitor Stamped Superfly. The other guy has been exiled from scotland, so either he's a complete mentalistic lunatic in which case his opinion doesn't count. Or he's an albino, in which case, he should be killed and his organs used to cure aids.

Typing is not my bag mate, I would like to say I have people for that, but I don't, I'm not Tino after all, I am just crap at it.

Every me I think I will chirp in to the thread on the euro debate, I see something that makes my IQ drop so suddenly that I just end up pushing a crayon up my nose and lick my screen, so I leave it be.

Michaelsing, sorry mate I was playing injustice on the phone and lost track of time. Absolutely dead here, deader than Tino's balls and Dave's hair. Deader than Rowley's toes and Alistairs marital bliss, deader than TLD's posting frequency and Sean's former bummers

The comic series of Injustice was one of the few good things to come out of DC last year, I recommend you pick it up if you get time...

ShahenshahG wrote:Michaelsing, sorry mate I was playing injustice on the phone and lost track of time. Absolutely dead here, deader than Tino's balls and Dave's hair. Deader than Rowley's toes and Alistairs marital bliss, deader than TLD's posting frequency and Sean's former bummers

Afternoon Notches,

I'm voting Brexit as I may not be around to see whether it was a wise move or not and, to be fair, I might as well be the only person who actually does. Most people talk the talk but don't walk the walk, They remain in dead end jobs and/or dead end relationships for fear of the alternative. This is exactly the same thing, they'll talk about how they're going to change this, that and the other and then when it comes to it they opt for the safety and comfort of the familiar...the Scottish referendum showed us that the majority of people are all mouth and no trousers/kilts. Basically people are like teenage boys trying to pluck up the courage to walk into a sex shop and buy a porn mag, as it gets closer they start to get sweaty and nervous and eventually bottle it.

I'd hate to think someone spent all that time printing out ballot papers with a "leave" box and then no-one bothers to put a tick in it.

Let's not forget, it wasn't so long ago that Mr Cameron was telling the Nation that if Brussels gave him any more sh!t he was pulling us out of Europe. Now, he's telling us it would be a disaster if we left. So, either he's lying or he's a frigging hothead who shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything because he can't be trusted to make a level headed judgment call.

Alright DAVE, my Mum is in BRI at the moment (nothing dangerous so all good)

So can you let me know if you have to go there so we don't breach cup rules...

Cheers

rick_dagless wrote:Alright DAVE, my Mum is in BRI at the moment (nothing dangerous so all good)

So can you let me know if you have to go there so we don't breach cup rules...

Cheers

rick_dagless wrote:Alright DAVE, my Mum is in BRI at the moment (nothing dangerous so all good)

So can you let me know if you have to go there so we don't breach cup rules...

Cheers

They're sending me to Leeds at some stage so I doubt we'll meet up.

Right you are mate, I can relax now.

Sausage baguette, some chips, milk

Big bag of crisps, cup of tea 4/10

Solid DAVE... Solid.

Wonder if Jeff is invigilating at the elections tomorrow?

rick_dagless wrote:Solid DAVE... Solid.

Wonder if Jeff is invigilating at the elections tomorrow?

He probably shouts "oh my gout" (the pre arranged brexit supporter alert) this triggers the push and pull signs on the door to switch places thereby causing the brexiteer to give up in frustration or die from ramming his head against reinforced glass.

I still believe that in order to enter the polling booths there should be a rudimentary IQ test which unlocks the door...

rick_dagless wrote:Solid DAVE... Solid.

Wonder if Jeff is invigilating at the elections tomorrow?

Limping around on his gangrenous leg.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Solid DAVE... Solid.

Wonder if Jeff is invigilating at the elections tomorrow?

Limping around on his gangrenous leg.

Whilst moaning, "This would never have happened under Thatcher!"

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Solid DAVE... Solid.

Wonder if Jeff is invigilating at the elections tomorrow?

Limping around on his gangrenous leg.

Whilst moaning, "This would never have happened under Thatcher!"

Then he would start making disturbing noises and say out loud ''yeah b*tch, You forgot to shut this mine didn't didn't you. Take my drill as far as it can go''

I'll still be in Spain when the referendum happens, if the UK votes out will I be put into slavery?

I hope not.

Galted wrote:I'll still be in Spain when the referendum happens, if the UK votes out will I be put into slavery?

I hope not.

Slaves are generally of some use, Galted, they're put to work either doing hard labour or providing degrading sexual favours for very little recompense...I'm sure they'll find something for you.

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:I'll still be in Spain when the referendum happens, if the UK votes out will I be put into slavery?

I hope not.

Slaves are generally of some use, Galted, they're put to work either doing hard labour or providing degrading sexual favours for very little recompense...I'm sure they'll find something for you.

I'm ok with spreadsheets, maybe they can find me something in that line.

https://youtu.be/7uEBuqkkQRk

Morning notches.

Morning Jeff, off to vote now?

Morning Rick Rowley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2Ai0PU_1w

Good morning.

The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its head is the ant.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its head is the spider.

Fascinating fact Tino. I used to think it was the ant.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, off to vote now?

Working the polling station mate, so will do at some point in the next 14 hours.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, off to vote now?

Working the polling station mate, so will do at some point in the next 14 hours.

good luck, judging by the amount of bell ends out on social media today, if you get through the day without punching someone, I will be impressed.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, off to vote now?

Working the polling station mate, so will do at some point in the next 14 hours.

Do you have to remain there, or can you leave?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its head is the ant.

You sure about that Tino?! or is it another poorly researched f*ctoid? Aren't they usually measured in Brain to body size?

I don’t f*cking know, and I care even less.

I just post them, you can go and research them if it bothers you so.

Yawn.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don’t f*cking know, and I care even less.

I just post them, you can go and research them if it bothers you so.

You f*cking southern poncy daily mail reader.

JuliusHMarx wrote:The ant is the world's largest mammal

The stress of finalizing CC 3.0 in time for today's midday deadline is getting to Tino.

I don't think he has the balls for it anymore Julius. He's abandoned Tennis and started playing badminton with the remains of his castration. I fear we will not see a CC 3.0 unless we petition Jr.

You 'work' at home, Jules. You do the next Culture Cup.

Morning Notches,

Hope you are all well...especially Tina, who as I've said, is my favourite.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You 'work' at home, Jules.  You do the next Culture Cup.

But you're so close to completion.

You're a bit grumpy this morning Tino

Tina isn't grumpy, he's sensitive, like a poet or an artist or a great thinker or something

DAVE667 wrote:Tina isn't grumpy, he's sensitive, like a poet or an artist or a great thinker or something

Or a man who doesn't produce enough testosterone due to having his man parts mutilated

I was hoping to get more sex with Mrs Windows now the chance of more kids is over.

It hasn't happened. If anything, I've got less. She has mugged me off like a two bob.

I think that is the reason for being grumpy/sensitive.

I would apologise, but I don't care enough.

Except for Serial. I apologise to him. Unreservedly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I would apologise, but I don't care enough.

I remember when you cared Tino. Golden days.

My boss and their boss just resigned today, hope it was me...

WOOOO. Promotion.

Maybe, but usually you wait and see who fills in the director role and then judge whether to jump ship or not, it is a pain in the ass if you suddenly become the boss of your current peers.