The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 17 2Q==

Galted's Hi-Tec?

by Rowley Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:47 pm

I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:48 pm

Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:04 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

Dave did 10k once in an attempt to leave bradford, I hope no one tells the dopey northern b*stard that the device I provided him with was a treadmill rather than a foot powered hovercraft.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:16 pm

Rowley wrote:Afternoon all. A client has just bought me a gift at work, which is a good thing. She has bought me flowers, which isn't.

Do I look like a bloke who wants flowers? Will give them TSMR and pretend I have bought them for her.

Blimey, she must fancy you Jeff. (The client, not TSMR.)

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

It's Grimsby up North.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:19 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

It's Grimsby up North.

Not all of it. Grimsby and Hull are bad though. As is Middlesbrough.

by Guest Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:44 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

Dave did 10k once in an attempt to leave bradford, I hope no one tells the dopey northern b*stard that the device I provided him with was a treadmill rather than a foot powered hovercraft.

Absolute tosh, I got as far as the border with Shipley and, much like a long term hostage/prisoner, I frightened thinking about the prospect of pastures new and ran back to the foetid bosom of my home town.

by Guest Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.

Yes, BY HITLER, ergo Hitler made the trains run on time as Eichmann was terrified at the thought of sitting in an office whilst Hitler ranted away, emitting noxious ar$e gas the whole time

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:52 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.
Yes, BY HITLER, ergo Hitler made the trains run on time as Eichmann was terrified at the thought of sitting in an office whilst Hitler ranted away, emitting noxious ar$e gas the whole time

Yes, Serial. Please don't use 'ergo' though. That's the sort of pompous word that TopHat used to come out with. You're better than that fat lump of sh*t. Jeff used 'oeuvre' once which I thought was French for egg but apparently it means a body of work for an artist of some description. Pompous idiot. Jeff that is, not you.

Is BY HITLER a METAL band or were the capitals to ram home your point?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I don't read anything related to TLD. I already told everyone, he is dead to me.

Talking of dead, has anyone seen Union these days?

He hasn't been around for months.

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/great-grimsby-10k-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-big-race-day/story-29564494-detail/story.html

Think he felt left out with all the fitness work that goes on here.

If you're going to run 10k, you may as well carry on and run away from Grimsby. Horrible place.

It's Grimsby up North.

Not all of it. Grimsby and Hull are bad though. As is Middlesbrough.

So too Halifax.

I don't know how you guys do it.
That's like living between Tasmania and Antarctica... like Macquarie Island with a bit more land mass around it though.

Going to Spain would be like heading south to Victoria for the summer. Or from Morocco to Alicante or sooch-laaiiik.

by Guest Fri 29 Jul 2016, 2:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.
Yes, BY HITLER, ergo Hitler made the trains run on time as Eichmann was terrified at the thought of sitting in an office whilst Hitler ranted away, emitting noxious ar$e gas the whole time

Yes, Serial. Please don't use 'ergo' though. That's the sort of pompous word that TopHat used to come out with. You're better than that fat lump of sh*t. Jeff used 'oeuvre' once which I thought was French for egg but apparently it means a body of work for an artist of some description. Pompous idiot. Jeff that is, not you.

Is BY HITLER a METAL band or were the capitals to ram home your point?

Thanks for the admonishing response Tina, I'll accept it from you but from no other f***er. For the record, even in a world of bands with names like AN*L C*T, PROSTITITE DISFIGUREMENT etc, there's not a METAL band around would be dumb enough to call themselves after HITLER....although the is a band called PANZERCHRIST and there's also SACRED REICH, WERMACHT, BLITZKREIG etc but not HITLER

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2016, 2:07 pm

DAVE667 wrote:AN*L C*T,

AN*L COT? AN*L CAT?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 2:09 pm

Check this out Tino. Amazing stuff.
Like that web I walked into (was was set up across a footpath) and was as strong as fishing line... I rebounded back off it. Damn thing was so hard to break!

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/sonic-mysteries-of-spider-silk-open-pathways-to-new-synthetic-materials-20160728-gqgaqa.html

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:02 am

Morning Gaseous Gays

All good in the hood?

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:25 am

https://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls

Morning shah.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:27 am

'sup Shah/Jeff, how was the weekend gents?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:36 am

Morning Jeff the clef and Rick the Pick, passable weekend of doing nothing save searching through autotrader for used cars. What about you boys?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:37 am

I was at a wedding in the North East for the weekend, very good and very expensive.

What car you after Shah?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:41 am

a saloon or hatchback around 1.6-1.8L under about £3000. nothing more specific than that

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:43 am

Quiet weekend for me. Watched the Frampton fight Sunday morning and afternoon in pub with in laws yesterday. Pleasant enough.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:44 am

Shouldn't be too tricky then Shah!

What a fight the Frampton scrap was!

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:45 am

Need a biggish car for Hassan's ~~training materials~~ Pram/Travel Cot/any other useless thing that wasn't needed but I purchased anyway.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:47 am

Right cracker. I had the feeling Frampton was going to do him but it was a very good fight and could have been given to either man without too much fuss. Had frampton by 115-113 but a draw or by a point to LSC wouldn't have been a travesty.

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:48 am

Need some progress on the house this week. Need viewing whilst it's still clean.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:51 am

How much you got it on sale for?

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 7:53 am

About 85, should shift fairly quickly, good first time buyer house.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:09 am

85 K? Here you can buy a bathtub for that. Bedrooms/bathrooms and postcode please - will pass it onto acquaintances and colleagues. Seeing as tino already knows where you live it won't put you in any more danger than you already are

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:23 am

I won quite a bit of beer from friends on the Frampton fight so happy days!

I am going through the house move, buy thing at the moment as well Jeffers, I feel your pain.

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:34 am

ShahenshahG wrote:85 K? Here you can buy a bathtub for that. Bedrooms/bathrooms and postcode please - will pass it onto acquaintances and colleagues. Seeing as tino already knows where you live it won't put you in any more danger than you already are

It's a two up two down in Rotherham shah, how much do you think they go for! It's s61 4pp. TSMR assures me it is on zoopla now.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:48 am

Only you could live in a place called Greasbrough

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:53 am

Proper northern.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 8:57 am

Your house is pretty snazzy jeff, I've texted the link onwards, they're usually interested in new properties. If they do turn up, please let them know in no uncertain terms that TSMR doesn't come with the house as a live in maid. They get confused about that.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:00 am

I also love how it illustrates what a tight a b*stard you are because you've got a fireplace and you put in a candle in it instead of wood or coal.

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:01 am

Cheers shah. Much appreciated.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:09 am

Welcome, I'm just wondering now when you sit down to read a book do you light the candle and put your feet up?

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:12 am

Only in the bath. You'll have seen my book collection now. That's my pride and joy.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:18 am

Are the ones in the computer room and the living room all yours? Because that is a sizable collection

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:26 am

The computer room, there is another row under the sofa bed. They are all boxing book. The living room are CDs

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:31 am

I worked that out for myself thanks! You moving into a bigger place?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:31 am

Nice place Jeff... it looks spotless. Whose boxing shorts are those on the wall?

by Rowley Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:34 am

Roy Jones ld. It's not normally that tidy. Result of a back breaking weekend cleaning.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:43 am

I know that feeling. Deceptively knackering work moving stuff around and into boxes.

Been doing outside cleaning on and off for over a year... 8 skips down; only one to go.

Had a spectacular fall on the weekend carrying a large circular container of water. Slipped on a friggin hose which was lying across a half wet tarp... over some uneven terrain. Went down in slow motion... face first... about 12 litres of water down the front from head to toe. Half phucked my one good knee. The stonework guys thought it was hilariously funny.

by **Galted** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:46 am

Very stylish and impressive, Jeff, apart from the candle it was not at all how I imagined a house of the north would look inside.

by **Galted** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 9:48 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:I know that feeling. Deceptively knackering work moving stuff around and into boxes.

Been doing outside cleaning on and off for over a year... 8 skips down; only one to go.

Had a spectacular fall on the weekend carrying a large circular container of water. Slipped on a friggin hose which was lying across a half wet tarp... over some uneven terrain. Went down in slow motion... face first... about 12 litres of water down the front from head to toe. Half phucked my one good knee. The stonework guys thought it was hilariously funny.

Don't mean to make light of your distress, LD, but the stonework guys were right.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 10:03 am

Galted wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I know that feeling. Deceptively knackering work moving stuff around and into boxes.

Been doing outside cleaning on and off for over a year... 8 skips down; only one to go.

Had a spectacular fall on the weekend carrying a large circular container of water. Slipped on a friggin hose which was lying across a half wet tarp... over some uneven terrain. Went down in slow motion... face first... about 12 litres of water down the front from head to toe. Half phucked my one good knee. The stonework guys thought it was hilariously funny.

Don't mean to make light of your distress, LD, but the stonework guys were right.

Yeah, of course they were. I got them a carton of beer just after 9am Saturday. It's the only way they can work.

The stone saw was unconnected to the water hose (for cooling down) so I trudged back and forth with the aforementioned container to keep the blade cool. So lucky not to break my nose. I landed about and inch off the ground on my thumbs... think the side of the face just grazed the dirt.

This was just before the accident... and some from last week. Nearly there!