It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:They have a trolley that brings soup to your desk in mid-morning.

You're quite the sophisticate now, rick.

I didn't realise they had desks beside the bed in aged-care facilities these days. A great idea.

Liked your Ruby Wax joke, Jules.
Even the 'what gets on my wick' thread has that annoying air of uprightness most of the time.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:They have a trolley that brings soup to your desk in mid-morning.

You're quite the sophisticate now, rick.

I think I have made it now Jules, I can kick back and relax now.

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:They have a trolley that brings soup to your desk in mid-morning.

You're quite the sophisticate now, rick.

I think I have made it now Jules, I can kick back and relax now.

All those years of spending half your day on the CC are finally paying off.

- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38902977

TLD?

ShahenshahG wrote: - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38902977

TLD?

As if. The Cobra position. ~

Jules wrote:All those years of spending half your day on the CC are finally paying off.

It makes it all worthwhile, I would like to thank you all for the support during this time.

Leek and potato soup for brunch, 9/10

I will report on the new canteen when I get a moment.

/.Steak pie and chips, possibly one of the nicest steak pies I have had, 9/10

All building up towards the administering of a blowjob at your desk in the afternoon, Rick.

I am being felated as we speak supes.

rick_dagless wrote:I am being felated as we speak supes.

Marks out of 10?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I am being felated as we speak supes.

Marks out of 10?

6/10

His John Thomas is very large but could do with a wash.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I am being felated as we speak supes.

Marks out of 10?

6/10

His John Thomas is very large but could do with a wash.

I'm disgusted with the pair of you.
Meeting up is strictly prohibited by CC rules.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I am being felated as we speak supes.

Marks out of 10?

6/10

His John Thomas is very large but could do with a wash.

I'm disgusted with the pair of you.
Meeting up is strictly prohibited by CC rules.

l*l out loud

It's fallen to pieces since Tino topped himself.

Galted wrote:It's fallen to pieces since Tino topped himself.

Rick's nob?

Not quite Shah, though living as a barman in Tenerife in my early 20's it could well have done back then.

Morning notches

'Notch' would probably be more appropriate rick.

May have to bring my Hampton out of retirement soon.

Morning all

Morning Jules/sean

Alas, I think you are probably right Jules, with the off topic section under threat, dark times for the 606V2

morning sean.

An active Hampton is always good for the soul.

Totally unrelated to Hampton, but been invited along with a 'friend' to dinner at the house ot two bummers. I am ashamedly worried about the mac and cheese I have been told we are having

seanmichaels wrote:Totally unrelated to Hampton, but been invited along with a 'friend' to dinner at the house ot two bummers. I am ashamedly worried about the mac and cheese I have been told we are having

Not as worried as you'll be when the soufflé is placed in front of you and your 'friend'

You'll be right. Surely it won't kill you?

Never socialised with a gayer before. She assures me there won't be any renditions of ymca so feeling pretty relaxed

Let us know how it goes. Maybe bring along some Al Stewart? (e.g. Time Passages) ha ha

Catastrophically hot (44.5) today and it is going to be even hotter tomorrow. It has cooled down to 33 now (after 8:20pm) but it still feels like 35+

I've socialised with gayers before but it was in London where that sort of thing is not only tolerated, but actively encouraged. I was a bit worried that we'd bump into a documentary team but that never happened.

How long do they keep the video footage from all those security cameras on every street corner I wonder. It's not hard to envisage some nasty person concocting some fake association with a pillow biter if they wanted to produce some evidence against someone in court.
We're basically f*cked aren't we?

What are you up to this weekend Galted?

JuliusHMarx wrote:What are you up to this weekend Galted?

Hosting a dinner party, serving mac and cheese.

JuliusHMarx wrote:What are you up to this weekend Galted?

Haha, emoting on a grand scale.

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:What are you up to this weekend Galted?

Hosting a dinner party, serving mac and cheese.

My head says "clever" but my heart says "c*nt".

I'll take either at this point in time.

Are Toppy and Navy the same person? They seem to do a lot of mutual praising and back-slapping and there's always a significant lapse of time between their posts.

Galted wrote:Are Toppy and Navy the same person?  They seem to do a lot of mutual praising and back-slapping and there's always a significant lapse of time between their posts.

Well done on spotting that Galted. You're very observant. Great work.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Are Toppy and Navy the same person?  They seem to do a lot of mutual praising and back-slapping and there's always a significant lapse of time between their posts.

Well done on spotting that Galted. You're very observant. Great work.

Thank you.

I don't think that I'm exaggerating when I say that it's some of my finest work.

That went over your head, didn't it?

Probably.

It's over a year since Union was on the site.

Jesus, makes you feel old and depressed...

I miss his reverse lineal champion threads the bat5h1t crazy bar steward

Weekend fist.

It's snowing in East Devon which means the local co-op will run out of bread and milk today.

Weekday fist.

Bit of snow this weekend, probably enough to grind the south to a halt, but nothing much.

Happy Monday notches.

I'm not Al Jarreau.

Does anyone else find that offensive?

Galted wrote:Does anyone else find that offensive?

My not being Al Jarreau?

I think so. I'm not quite up to speed yet on what should offend me and what shouldn't so I decided to chance my arm.

Nobody else is on here to be offended. You'll have to decide on your own.

Jeff may have been if he bothered to come on here any more.

But, for the record, I am not.

What about the time Cyril was on here?
It changed the way I view posting.

Was Cyril the one who got offended? Nice one, Cyril.

And I am not Sara Coward.

Good morning notches,

I may as well get the michaelsing out of the way early.

Unmichaelised.