It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 1:40 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Another reason to go to Lithuania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4iGoMVk7Gc

Lucky bastards. Smart decent people from the sounds of it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 May 2018, 6:54 am

Morning mofos.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 11 May 2018, 9:01 am

Morning rick. How's it going?

Can't believe my "bastards" got through the spellcheck above. Whatever happened to "barstewards" I wonder.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 May 2018, 9:18 am

Pal Joey wrote:Morning rick. How's it going?

Can't believe my "********" got through the spellcheck above. Whatever happened to "barstewards" I wonder.

Try it now.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 11 May 2018, 9:31 am

Stuff you.

Oh... that works too.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 May 2018, 8:40 am

late fisting...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 May 2018, 9:03 am

Better late than clever.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 May 2018, 9:12 am

Probably for the best on this thread.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 14 May 2018, 10:28 am

That's beautiful Jules. Always nice to come back to a classic Julius witticism

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 May 2018, 10:30 am

Flying visit, Shah, or back for good?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 May 2018, 11:08 am

illegitimate childen aka Pal Joeys - Love it! Now that's a bloody good spellcheck.

Morning rick, Jules and Shah.

Maybe he's checking some papers at the security gate, rick? After Surabaya... that is awful.

Happy Ramadan in advance, Shah.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 May 2018, 11:10 am

Morning Shah. We need more input from former regular posters such as yourself to make sure the CC survives for our children.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 May 2018, 11:20 am

Not enough quizzes on here anymore. That might attract a few more posters.
I don't want us to become the San Marino or Luxembourg of 606v2.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 May 2018, 11:37 am

I am in the middle of writing one, though I can not commit to timelines, otherwise Jules holds me to them.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 May 2018, 11:59 am

I think we all lack enthusiasm ever since Flipper indefinitely postponed the final round of CC V3. Clearly Tino has been having words from beyond the grave.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 14 May 2018, 12:19 pm

His children have been threatening me.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 May 2018, 12:42 pm

That was a great theme though... the dinner table guests thing. I can barely remember now but I think I put some odd people together thinking the conversations would be more interesting.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 May 2018, 10:54 pm

I'm no Kidder.

by **Galted** Tue 15 May 2018, 1:48 am

Fist/last

Galtova's US friends came to visit us in Houston and stayed at the Hampton Inn. I was the only one to find this funny, I think I did a reasonable job changing my laugh into a throat-clearing cough.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 May 2018, 8:13 am

Bobby Brown had a Hampton Inn Houston.

by **superflyweight** Tue 15 May 2018, 9:13 am

I know a gay couple who live in a house in Bridge of Allan in a house called "The Hamptons".

by **Galted** Tue 15 May 2018, 5:03 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bobby Brown had a Hampton Inn Houston.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 May 2018, 6:47 am

Well played, Jules!

Morning, all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 8:24 am

Morning rick. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. But then, so was yesterday and so will be tomorrow, which makes it all rather confusing and meaningless.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 May 2018, 9:36 am

True and wise words indeed!

If anyone else shows up, I might try out a quiz round out.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 10:15 am

I'm writing a quiz but it is mainly sound clips - identify the voice. I suppose I could upload them to soundcloud for CC people - might do that when I'm finished, to test out if it's too easy/difficult.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 May 2018, 2:14 pm

So where does everyone sit one the "laurel" "yanny" debate?

I Can only hear "yanny"

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 2:38 pm

I can only hear laurel, hardy fellow that I am.

by **Galted** Wed 16 May 2018, 4:34 pm

I can't stan these internet debates.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 5:04 pm

One of the two arguing groups should offer an oliver branch

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 May 2018, 10:15 pm

Who's on fist base this evening?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 May 2018, 7:03 am

Morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 8:43 am

Morning rick. Another day to michaels the CC by 9.30.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 May 2018, 9:13 am

I will give a shot, mate.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 9:29 am

Much appreciated. Have you voted in the final round of CC V3 yet?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:23 am

So many good ones to choose from. I haven't laughed so hard since this morning.

Jeremy Bentham's corpse. lol

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:32 am

No idea who Jeremy Bentham is, so didn't even raise a smile with me.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:35 am

He's some dead old guy in a glass box display.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:35 am

I have voted indeed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:45 am

Pal Joey wrote:He's some dead old guy in a glass box display.

Oh right. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:53 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:He's some dead old guy in a glass box display.

Oh right. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It's not that funny.

Some innumerate d1ckhead picked 6. Well probably only 5... if you don't include the dead Prince up his arse.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:02 am

Pal Joey wrote:Some innumerate d1ckhead picked 6.

They did? Which list is that?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:15 am

Yes that list. Unless they meant Marilyn Monroe as Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk and not "Sugar Kane" by Sonic Youth.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:27 am

There's one with seven people - outrageous!
Bobby Robson, Mozart, Alan Rickman, Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), Ranulph Fiennes

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:40 am

Larger tables would have been better. 12 is a good number.

The one that scares me the most is the one with George Best and Oliver Reed. Although Best and Moon would be dynamite too.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 12:10 pm

Oliver Reed isn't on there. You're more drunk than they ever were.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 1:47 pm

Damn spellcheck. I wish I did drink.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 May 2018, 6:51 am

Morning guys, I drink...

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May 2018, 7:30 am

Morning rick. I'm having a late afternoon coffee. Made by a Thai girl in a Turkish coffee house nearby. Just had a wonderful day in Newtown earlier. Settling down to watch some NZ rugby team thrash one of ours in about an hour's time.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 May 2018, 7:34 am

Sounds like a very cosmopolitan day!

I am currently having a cup of "Yorkshire Tea" made by me, settling down to some work prior to going to watch "The Bluetones" in York tonight, having had an average, but not unpleasant, sleep.

Still need to test a quiz out, so may do that if I get some time.

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