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Soft thread split, hard thread split, no-deal thread split. Who gives a sh!t as long as we get a thread split by the 8:31 deadline.

That would be you, PJ. There's a great deal of responsibility associated with it so, if you need support or advice, you're probably best off waiting until Julius wakes up.

G'day Galted. Yeah, he might be having a look at the Brexit thread. Pretty quiet everywhere else.

He might've gone on a between-job bender, probably riding around in a stolen police car as we speak.

Fisticuffs

Whattup, notches?

Morning. Not much, the search for Julius is ongoing, I'm waiting for a reward to be offered before I join in.

I was up in Glasgow yesterday for an interview. I've already been offered one job, which would be a very good one to take, but with quite a long commute. The one yesterday is home-based and would also be a very good job, so if they also offer that to me, I'll have to think carefully about which one to take.

That's good news.

With a bit of luck your first feature film is a farce about a man doing two jobs at the same time with neither company knowing about the other.

Yeah, a movie about identical twins who wreak havoc in the film industry but it all falls apart when they both win the Best Director Award in a tie.
One of them (the real Jules) then apologises for the apparent confusion of identity... just as the holograph machine starts to malfunction.

And ends up with Julius running amok in a stolen police car.

car chase:

A bit like this.

Fistula.

Segundo-la

How's trix, Jules? All OK?

All good PJ. I was offered the second job, and after some consideration as to which one was the best to go for, I have verbally accepted it.

That's the work from home job... Glasgow interview one?

Yep. It's a big SAP consultancy, so I feel I'm moving up in the world.

Good work.

It's a relief to get a fist in before the weekend.

A weekend michaelsing would have been a bonus.

There's always next week.

I hope Dagless wasn't Peter Duncan.

As of 5 pm I'm now officially not working, but on a paid notice period for the next 5 weeks until I start my new job. Can't be bad!

Congrats, impressed with how you turned it around. And with a minimum of maudlin solo-drinking.

Morning, all, congrats Jules, chuffed for you

If the fist doesn't fist, can the sicond fist?

Top jokes at the Fringe

1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel

2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott

3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert

5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith

6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith

7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff

8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford

9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons

10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham

1, 4, 7, 8 are the best four imho.

I thought of a joke the other day.
A man walked into a bar. 'Cos they didn't raise it high enough.

2,3,9 for me.

Golf board be crazy.

1 and 4 for me. I wonder how long until I forget then remember them and think I came up with them.

I is fist.

Wicked.

I is not Ben Unwin.

Dat iz wicked bruv, I fink maybe it is Ricko innit?

sho nuff, most def

Fist, no idea what anyone is banging on about, I have been away too long.

Me neither. Sicond.

How goes it, rick? Is your trip to the Antipodes still on... or is the case now closed?

Glad it is not just me.

Alas not, Peej, that was work related and fell through for the time being, however if the opportunity arises again, I will definitely let you know, as it would be fun!

How goes life?

It's all good thanks mate.

Delightful weather and I'm busy most days.

The final Final review of my new Website is early tomorrow morning. I can see live updates - they did quite a lot since Monday - when I had to refrain from sinking the boot into 'the website girl' and gave her a chance to get the production crew's act together. It's all coming along nicely now.

You got someone else to do your web-site? Pah! I did all of mine myself.

Happy days, did you send the link to your site? Or are you waiting for go-live?

Weather is up and down here, and is mainly grey today. At the York Ebor races this weekend, an event I truly enjoy, but never have any luck at. Also I keep forgetting that it is a bank holiday this weekend, and then remembering is a joyous thing.

rick_dagless wrote:Happy days, did you send the link to your site?  Or are you waiting for go-live?

Weather is up and down here, and is mainly grey today.  At the York Ebor races this weekend, an event I truly enjoy, but never have any luck at.  Also I keep forgetting that it is a bank holiday this weekend, and then remembering is a joyous thing.

Waiting for go live.

JuliusHMarx wrote:You got someone else to do your web-site? Pah! I did all of mine myself.

I've done them in the past but realised I couldn't compete with people who do these things for a living. Certain buttons, links and other things I wanted on the site were beyond my expertise so I outsourced it. I can always go into it myself now and edit their stuff and add bits anytime.

Yesterday a shepherd asked me if I could help him round up 29 sheep. I said 'no problem, that's 30 sheep'.

Great effort, Galts, you made it to 2 days!

Cheers, Rick, I'm considering going professional with my joke.

Just had lunch and got tomato sauce on my hands then rubbed my eyes getting sauce in them which stung.

Wish I hadn't done it, but that's Heinz sight for you.

What do you call an Italian man with a prosthetic foot?

Roberto.

Fe, fi, fo fist.

Morning

Morning. Sedate sicond to follow a fairytale fist.

A tranquil turd.

It's deader than one of sean's preferred sexual conquests on here.

I hope potential returning posters like Jeff, Tino and Sean haven’t been put off by the new name.

Maybe we should change it to the Action Netball Society.

Maybe if it was Action Netball Tea Society, the acronym may tempt Tino back.

I've been doing c**ting half year reviews all day, I hate them, hate them all.