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6. 5. Civic

Sicond.

Might be a bit early in the day, but these lovely ladies shouldn't be made to wait.

Spoiler:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Might be a bit early in the day, but these lovely ladies shouldn't be made to wait.

Spoiler:

Now my eyes hurt. Wait for what?

Second from right is mine, I saw her first.

I'm only 24 hours from michaels.
Fist.

I wanted that fist.

But now I've got sicond.

What am I to do?

Galted wrote:I wanted that fist.

But now I've got sicond.

What am I to do?

Fuc'k all apparently.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I wanted that fist.

But now I've got sicond.

What am I to do?

Fuc'k all apparently.

You want the michaelsing or shall I take it?

53rd fist and counting.

Incredible really. The sinking ship has been towed to port but the rat is still treading water... way out at sea.

Surely he has to go today?

Pal Joey wrote:53rd fist and counting.

Incredible really. The sinking ship has been towed to port but the rat is still treading water... way out at sea.

Surely he has to go today?

One of my mates who is still a trader has just messaged me and said "Bozo resigning this morning". He is usually pretty good for this kind of info.

I think it is done now.

Good riddance to the incompetent, lying c*nt.

The BBC are saying he's resigning today, and they're normally a good few hours behind the story so I'd imagine it's been done as Tino suggested.

Now we have to wait and see who gets hauled out of the cun'ts and retards barrel and shoved into No 10 next.

Galted wrote:The BBC are saying he's resigning today, and they're normally a good few hours behind the story so I'd imagine it's been done as Tino suggested.

Now we have to wait and see who gets hauled out of the cun'ts and retards barrel and shoved into No 10 next.

How did you get on with the bins, Galted?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:The BBC are saying he's resigning today, and they're normally a good few hours behind the story so I'd imagine it's been done as Tino suggested.

Now we have to wait and see who gets hauled out of the cun'ts and retards barrel and shoved into No 10 next.

How did you get on with the bins, Galted?

There were people with Trainspotting accents living in them so I ran away.

Apparently Johnson's resigning as leader of the conservatives but will continue as PM until t'Autumn.  What's the betting he's still there in a year's time?

I hope you guys aren't entering into Noughts and Crosses territory. That would be truly scary.
That was a shocking series. Never got to the end of it because the taste in home decor was too much for me to bear.

Pal Joey wrote:I hope you guys aren't entering into Noughts and Crosses territory. That would be truly scary.
That was a shocking series. Never got to the end of it because the taste in home decor was too much for me to bear.

Haven't seen it, I'm not a very prolific watcher of series.

If we cross into Sopranos or Wire territory I should be able to comment.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I hope you guys aren't entering into Noughts and Crosses territory. That would be truly scary.
That was a shocking series. Never got to the end of it because the taste in home decor was too much for me to bear.

Haven't seen it, I'm not a very prolific watcher of series.

If we cross into Sopranos or Wire territory I should be able to comment.

You need a candidate like Tommy Carcetti. A tough guy, straight talker and a quick learner.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I hope you guys aren't entering into Noughts and Crosses territory. That would be truly scary.
That was a shocking series. Never got to the end of it because the taste in home decor was too much for me to bear.

Haven't seen it, I'm not a very prolific watcher of series.

If we cross into Sopranos or Wire territory I should be able to comment.

You need a candidate like Tommy Carcetti. A tough guy, straight talker and a quick learner.

Sheeeeiiiiiiit, and all we get is Clarence Royce.

Schrödinger's resignation.

He has no authority. How can he run anything? At best its just 3 months to burn the evidence

lostinwales wrote:Schrödinger's resignation.

He has no authority. How can he run anything? At best its just 3 months to burn the evidence

Hopefully he's allowed to and is then sent off to join his Ukrainian fan club and we can all try to forget about the whole embarrassing affair.

If he went to Ukraine he'd be the perfect counter to that fat Russian general

Tino, are you James Caan?

I could swear that James Caan has died about as many times as Tino.

Friday fist, although every day is the same right now.

Sicond again, I don't aspire to anything better, it's much too hot out.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, are you James Caan?

Clever.

No, I'm James Caan't.

I saw this abomination and remembered 606v2 has a music section.

king_carlos wrote:

I saw this abomination and remembered 606v2 has a music section.

Are those his own teeth?

I'm not sure what we're supposed to do when anything that's actually to do with music gets posted on here, perhaps Tino can advise?

Galted wrote:I'm not sure what we're supposed to do when anything that's actually to do with music gets posted on here, perhaps Tino can advise?

I had a quick look through the rule book.

Rule 18, subsection 2 states that "any musical offerings should be run past Rowley (pronounced Rowley) who will determine if it is beneath him or not. The rest of the Society is bound by his decision."

That's us f*cked then.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm not sure what we're supposed to do when anything that's actually to do with music gets posted on here, perhaps Tino can advise?

I had a quick look through the rule book.

Rule 18, subsection 2 states that "any musical offerings should be run past Rowley (pronounced Rowley) who will determine if it is beneath him or not. The rest of the Society is bound by his decision."

That's us f*cked then.

Sh'it, might have to tw**t it then to find out. Perhaps we can assume that, as it isn't jazz, it would be beneath him.

lostinwales wrote:

king_carlos wrote:

I saw this abomination and remembered 606v2 has a music section.

Are those his own teeth?

More disturbingly it would appear those are his own lyrics.

"I was grounded
While you filled the skies
I was dumbfounded by truths
You cut through lies
I saw the rain-dirty valley
You saw Brigadoon
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon!"


Same bloke wrote one of my favourite songs of all time.

king_carlos wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

king_carlos wrote:

I saw this abomination and remembered 606v2 has a music section.

Are those his own teeth?

More disturbingly it would appear those are his own lyrics.

"I was grounded
While you filled the skies
I was dumbfounded by truths
You cut through lies
I saw the rain-dirty valley
You saw Brigadoon
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon!"


Same bloke wrote one of my favourite songs of all time.

He did balance it out with

'Unicorns and cannonballs,
Palaces and piers,
Trumpets, towers, and tenements,
Wide oceans full of tears,
Flags, rags, ferry boats,
Scimitars and scarves/scars,
Every precious dreaming/dream and vision
Underneath the stars'

Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Fist.

That's some good old no-nonsense northernness.

Tird

Sterling work on the bins last week, lads. I'll return the favour any time.

Unmichaelsing self fist. I don't get to do these too often but always makes me feel really great - thanks everyone.

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing self fist.  I don't get to do these too often but always makes me feel really great - thanks everyone.  

Tino says 'what the f*ck you going to do about it, sue me?'

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing self fist.  I don't get to do these too often but always makes me feel really great - thanks everyone.  

Tino says 'what the f*ck you going to do about it, sue me?'

Do you have him trapped in a basement?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing self fist.  I don't get to do these too often but always makes me feel really great - thanks everyone.  

Tino says 'what the f*ck you going to do about it, sue me?'

Do you have him trapped in a basement?  

Nope, he's in a brown bin.

Energy suppliers are a bunch of c**ts.

Afternoon, all.

Especially Eon.

C*nts.

I've actually been trying to pay British Gas, as my account switched over with incorrect contact details, but because you can't speak with any C**t IRL, then it is proving somewhat fruitless.

C*nts

I do detest British Gas but hate Eon to the point where I'd happily drown their employees. Stuck with them for heat as they have the contract with our development. Changed electricity supplier but the new supplier was one of the ones which folded and we were fu'cking well handed back to Eon.

I guess you're stuck with Eon for ages.

Sh*te on here again, not even a late cameo from Julius could rescue yesterday.

I suspect everyone's lying low in the hope that I'm going to be forced to spice it up with gratuitous pictures of gaaaawjus ladies.

Spoiler:

Maybe you killed a couple of contributors off last time you posted such muck. Can't tell who so I guess it was nobody important

Galted wrote:Sh*te on here again, not even a late cameo from Julius could rescue yesterday.

I suspect everyone's lying low in the hope that I'm going to be forced to spice it up with gratuitous pictures of gaaaawjus ladies.

Spoiler:

That's enough to get me back involved.

I guess I'm partly to blame for this thread's latest apparent demise as I've neglected it a bit myself recently.  I finally stopped identifying as a Man of the North and forked over £25 to watch the rugby on Sky.  Ever since, I've been heavily involved on the rugby, cricket and tennis boards giving fascinating insights and in-depth analysis.

I'm sure that once I return the audience will flock back to the Morning Tea Society.

I hope to f*ck that PJ doesn't see the sorry-arsed stories that make the news in the UK:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-62140953

I'm sure most Aussies would use this 'shark' as bait to catch spiders.

Galted wrote:I hope to f*ck that PJ doesn't see the sorry-arsed stories that make the news in the UK:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-62140953

I'm sure most Aussies would use this 'shark' as bait to catch spiders.

I'm keeping abreast of the politics and some of the crimes but hadn't seen that story. Thanks Galts.

It was probably rubbing its gonads on the pebbly sea floor... or even possibly looking for a partner closer to shore.