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6. 5. Civic

I want to break free

Don't stop me now, LiW.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jules would have loved this.  Pity he's off on his holiday chasing fat bottomed girls.  

He really would. Nothing wrong with big backsides. We all need somebody to love.

But too much love will kill you.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jules would have loved this.  Pity he's off on his holiday chasing fat bottomed girls.  

He really would. Nothing wrong with big backsides. We all need somebody to love.

But too much love will kill you.  

Who wants to live forever?

I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Have some respect Galted. Freddie didn't have big ears anyway. Teeth like a water slide but his ears were fine.

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Have some respect Galted. Freddie didn't have big ears anyway. Teeth like a water slide but his ears were fine.

What rubbish. His teeth were like a picket fence after a car's driven into it.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Cue the 'she's not dead' conspiracy theories.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Cue the 'she's not dead' conspiracy theories.

I think the most pressing thing is, what does Geoff/Jeff think?

From memory, he hated Queen and The Queen so would be keen to hear his musings today.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Cue the 'she's not dead' conspiracy theories.

I think the most pressing thing is, what does Geoff/Jeff think?

From memory, he hated Queen and The Queen so would be keen to hear his musings today.

last musing appears to be that The Queen and Attenbourgh would be quite the twofer.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Cue the 'she's not dead' conspiracy theories.

I think the most pressing thing is, what does Geoff/Jeff think?

From memory, he hated Queen and The Queen so would be keen to hear his musings today.

last musing appears to be that The Queen and Attenbourgh would be quite the twofer.

l*l

Absolute prime Rowley.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder how much longer God Save The Queen/King is going to last.

Who can keep a straight face singing God Save The King and picturing that slab-eared berk?

Seeing as how God couldn't save the Queen, I'm not going to trust him to do the job of saving the King.

Cue the 'she's not dead' conspiracy theories.

I think the most pressing thing is, what does Geoff/Jeff think?

From memory, he hated Queen and The Queen so would be keen to hear his musings today.

last musing appears to be that The Queen and Attenbourgh would be quite the twofer.

That and '96 is no age' (to someone on about how shocked they were).

In Guy's hospital at the moment. Tempted to go into the prayer room and read some of the lesser Super's posts.

Galted wrote:In Guy's hospital at the moment. Tempted to go into the prayer room and read some of the lesser Super's posts.

His stuff on faith and religion is truly original and thought provoking.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:In Guy's hospital at the moment. Tempted to go into the prayer room and read some of the lesser Super's posts.

His stuff on faith and religion is truly original and thought provoking.

Good for his Bullsh*t Bingo though.

Fat people, climate change denial, religion, terrible Scottish football....HOUSE!

Sad day when Galted would rather post on the g*lf board than unmichaels his old pal Tino.

What a c*nt.

I'm not anyone who is dead but I've got Covid so might as well be.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sad day when Galted would rather post on the g*lf board than unmichaels his old pal Tino.

What a c*nt.

A bit similar to me not posting on the Limerick thread but rather posting on here.
I had a few good lines to offer but my colonial sense of decorum held me back.

How are you going ol' chucker? Think I'll tune in to the cricket for the next 23 minutes... more or less.
It will be a good series win for both England and Australia. As it always should be.

Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not anyone who is dead but I've got Covid so might as well be.

That's not your second time is it, Jules? You poor bugger. Rest up or do whatever you're supposed to do.

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

I would've been sure to place a question mark after the 'How are you' bit.

Like this, 'How are you?'

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

I would've been sure to place a question mark after the 'How are you' bit.

Like this, 'How are you?'

I'm fine thanks, Galted. How are you?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

I would've been sure to place a question mark after the 'How are you' bit.

Like this, 'How are you?'

Exactly.

I'm covering for Jules at the moment but his nurse assures me he is feeling comfortable sitting in his favourite chair.
He's currently listening to ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down". "Can't Get It Out Of My Head" is up next.

He doesn't send his regards to any of us, by the way... "we can all go jump in the bloody lake" is what he said.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

I would've been sure to place a question mark after the 'How are you' bit.

Like this, 'How are you?'

Exactly.

I'm covering for Jules at the moment but his nurse assures me he is feeling comfortable sitting in his favourite chair.
He's currently listening to ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down". "Can't Get It Out Of My Head" is up next.

He doesn't send his regards to any of us, by the way... "we can all go jump in the bloody lake" is what he said.

The lake or his lake?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird.

Thought I'd leave bullsh*t bingo as the last post for a while so that more people could read it but it just results in typical abuse from Tino.

Pretty difficult to have to deal with that when I'm still upset about Her Majesty and worried about Julius and his Covid.

Worried about Julius? How do you explain your daily PM to me?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino mate. How are you. Missed talking to you this weekend. Did you see that Jules has Covid? Massive lolz. Speak soon, Galted.

I would've been sure to place a question mark after the 'How are you' bit.

Like this, 'How are you?'

Exactly.

I'm covering for Jules at the moment but his nurse assures me he is feeling comfortable sitting in his favourite chair.
He's currently listening to ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down". "Can't Get It Out Of My Head" is up next.

He doesn't send his regards to any of us, by the way... "we can all go jump in the bloody lake" is what he said.

The lake or his lake?

That's the part I don't quite get, Tino. His lake is undergoing renovations with all of his carp donated to the local Pakistani restaurant.

So it has to be "the lake" doesn't it? Which lake... I have no idea. Maybe he means The Canal or his canal?

The Royals are all travelling to Solihull as we speak. It's not looking good for Julius, I wonder if he's already left us.

Going to be a logistical nightmare scrapping all the events around the queen to make way for Julius's funeral arrangements.

Galted wrote:The Royals are all travelling to Solihull as we speak.  It's not looking good for Julius, I wonder if he's already left us.

Going to be a logistical nightmare scrapping all the events around the queen to make way for Julius's funeral arrangements.

Julius will be fine after hearing the news that England have beaten one of the colonies at cricket.

Duty281 wrote:

Galted wrote:The Royals are all travelling to Solihull as we speak.  It's not looking good for Julius, I wonder if he's already left us.

Going to be a logistical nightmare scrapping all the events around the queen to make way for Julius's funeral arrangements.

Julius will be fine after hearing the news that England have beaten one of the colonies at cricket.

I think he stopped following cricket once it was modernised with tests no longer being timeless.

Fist.

Poignant michaelsing about timelessness with Julius being on his last legs.

Sicond. Just confirmed that my work will be closed on Monday. I was supposed to be off anyway as I'm going to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor in Glasgow on Sunday so now moved my day off to Tuesday and have a four day weekend. Thanks Queenie!!

Must have been great in the middle ages when kings got killed all the time - they must have got loads of public holidays.

Just realised I'm getting close to my 8000th post. Exciting times.

Although I have a palindrome to celebrate before that. Its a lot of pressure.

superflyweight wrote:Although I have a palindrome to celebrate before that.  Its a lot of pressure.  

You're telling me. Got one approaching too.

I dare you to take your tuba into the GY!BE concert and give it a good solid blast during Song of the Silent Land.

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Although I have a palindrome to celebrate before that.  Its a lot of pressure.  

You're telling me. Got one approaching too.

I dare you to take your tuba into the GY!BE concert and give it a good solid blast during Song of the Silent Land.

I'm not confident I'll get a tuba past the bouncers, but I could stick a trombone down my trousers. I'm wondering if GY!BE will play "Piss Crowns are Trebled".

bastarding double post

superflyweight wrote:bastarding double post

and so close to being the palindromic post.

Don't f*ck it up, Superfly.

6. Civic.

One of the classics.

Seems like all of the golf posters (apart from Navy) have turned homosexual in the last day.

Duty281 wrote:Seems like all of the golf posters (apart from Navy) have turned homosexual in the last day.

Christ on a bike, you're not far wrong.

I'm not Jean-Luc Godard.

I was surprised to see he'd died so recently. Thought he'd done so decades ago.

Duty281 wrote:Seems like all of the golf posters (apart from Navy) have turned homosexual in the last day.

I thought they couldn't top the discussion they had a few months back about rimming and blowjobs but they have upped it a notch today. It is a hotbed of sexuality over there.

Seems like you're not the only gay in the village, Duty.

I had to explain what pegging is to my wife the other day.  Really wish I'd just made it a theory lesson.

Should have saved this for my 8000th post.

superflyweight wrote:I had to explain what pegging is to my wife the other day.  Really wish I'd just made it a theory lesson.

That's odd. I'm surprised she needed an explanation so soon.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I had to explain what pegging is to my wife the other day.  Really wish I'd just made it a theory lesson.

That's odd. I'm surprised she needed an explanation so soon.

You're nothing if not forgettable.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I had to explain what pegging is to my wife the other day.  Really wish I'd just made it a theory lesson.

That's odd. I'm surprised she needed an explanation so soon.

You're nothing if not forgettable.  

That should have been 8000.