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I just can't cotton onto why it didn't take off.

Galted wrote:I just can't cotton onto why it didn't take off.

It was probably the fusible interfacing if we're being honest. Either that or too much raw edge on your initial post.

Time for a seamless michaelising

FIST!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DEAL WITH THAT YOU C*NTS!

Mondays

*sigh...

I'm so excited about finding out who our new leader is that I can barely sit down. Have to feel for Boris though, thought he tried really, really hard, and he's such an adorable chump it's hard not to love him.

Can't keep that image of 'the dropped sex doll on the factory floor' out of my mind, Galted.
Was that your comment?

Rishi Sunak reminds me of a capybara. All teeth... but only a harmless herbivore with endless stores of food to last for centuries.

Morning, all

Pal Joey wrote:Can't keep that image of 'the dropped sex doll on the factory floor' out of my mind, Galted.
Was that your comment?

Rishi Sunak reminds me of a capybara. All teeth... but only a harmless herbivore with endless stores of food to last for centuries.

Wasn't mine but I wish it was.

Sunak does look a bit like a capybara now that you mention it.

Galted wrote:I'm so excited about finding out who our new leader is that I can barely sit down.  Have to feel for Boris though, thought he tried really, really hard, and he's such an adorable chump it's hard not to love him.

I quite liked Samo's description of him as a "rampaging bumhole". I like it so much, I have used it away from this forum.

Liz is talking at the moment. She really is an electric speaker. A raconteur. Charisma just drips off her.

I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

I wasn't doing anal on the first date, Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

I wasn't doing anal on the first date, Galted.

I usually do.

Geez... she's requires a lot of scaffolding. Not a good early sign.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

I wasn't doing anal on the first date, Galted.

I usually do.

Even if he says no?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

I wasn't doing anal on the first date, Galted.

I usually do.

Even if he says no?

If anyone says no to me, I instead read to them from The Oxford Book of English Verse.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope Liz Truss can sort VAR out.

I'd sort Liz Truss out.

A bit rapey.  

Only if she says no.

If she's anything like the turd she's replacing she'd do a u-turn mid r*pe and you'd be in the sh*t or out of the sh*t, depending.

I wasn't doing anal on the first date, Galted.

I usually do.

Even if he says no?

If anyone says no to me, I instead read to them from The Oxford Book of English Verse.

I can actually believe that.

Been in the playground again. Looks like I missed some elite banter.

Galted wrote:Been in the playground again.

Nonce.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Been in the playground again.

Nonce.

I was briefly best friends with a four year old girl called Athena, until her dad dragged her away. I think something gave him a scare but I didn't notice anything unusual.

I don't believe it! Galted's fist again!

I've never seen anything like it!

Galted wrote: I think something gave him a scare but I didn't notice anything unusual.

Was the tip hanging out of your tiny shorts again?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote: I think something gave him a scare but I didn't notice anything unusual.

Was the tip hanging out of your tiny shorts again?

I make sure my substantial cargo shorts are appropriately zipped up.  There are often mothers sitting on the opposite side of the sandpit to me and I wouldn't want to get them all wet and frenzied in front of their kids.

Fist

I'm not Julius.

Sicond, can't leave a 24 hour fist michaealsing in place.

Afternoon

rIck_dAgless wrote:Sicond, can't leave a 24 hour fist michaealsing in place.

Afternoon

Cheers, Rick. I love you.

Galted wrote:Fist

I'm not Julius.

Neither am I.
I'm on a cruise in the Norwegian fjords. Went on a helicopter ride this morning. Amazing!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist

I'm not Julius.

Neither am I.
I'm on a cruise in the Norwegian fjords. Went on a helicopter ride this morning. Amazing!

Sounds like a good way to spend a Wednesday.

I'm in the playground again.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist

I'm not Julius.

Neither am I.
I'm on a cruise in the Norwegian fjords. Went on a helicopter ride this morning. Amazing!

I will send your regards to Slartibartfast.

Love you too, Galts, got your back man.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist

I'm not Julius.

Neither am I.
I'm on a cruise in the Norwegian fjords. Went on a helicopter ride this morning. Amazing!

I'm on a cruise in Munich. Its a lovely city but the boat doesn't move much.

When I got to the playground there was a tranny screeching at an audience under the trees. Turns out they had a tranny reading hour for autistics. Sounds like it belongs in the Flying Circus.

Fistphobics.

Sicond.

You should take your old ghetto blaster down to the sandpit/playground today, Galted.

When I read your first sentence (up there) I thought someone had placed an old transistor radio under the trees... of Life. Then simply walked away and left it there.

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

You should take your old ghetto blaster down to the sandpit/playground today, Galted.

When I read your first sentence (up there) I thought someone had placed an old transistor radio under the trees... of Life. Then simply walked away and left it there.

L*l out loud. I meant a fetishist.

Your summary of the first part of the Aussie innings inspired me to have a look at the score and, I have to say, I'm very impressed.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

You should take your old ghetto blaster down to the sandpit/playground today, Galted.

When I read your first sentence (up there) I thought someone had placed an old transistor radio under the trees... of Life. Then simply walked away and left it there.

L*l out loud.  I meant a fetishist.

Your summary of the first part of the Aussie innings inspired me to have a look at the score and, I have to say, I'm very impressed.

Thanks Galts. It was a type of reverse jinx. Praise the opposition and get a little stuck into the convict's performance. It was rightly so at the time.

Low score in this 2nd match. Australia was all out for 195 but their bowling is pretty tight. Never seen such a low score after 15 overs. NZ 21/3. Abbott has bowled 4 maidens and has 2 wickets. So there must be some truth in religion but you wouldn't know reading the golf thread.

I'm not the Queen (potentially)

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not the Queen (potentially)

Stupified to death by Liz Truss and her unrelenting brand of dull stupidity.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not the Queen (potentially)

Stupified to death by Liz Truss and her unrelenting brand of dull stupidity.  

You could see this being real.

Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?  

Where the f*ck have you been, mate? Freddie died in 1991.

Wake up, man.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?  

Where the f*ck have you been, mate? Freddie died in 1991.

Wake up, man.

Another one bites the dust.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?  

Where the f*ck have you been, mate? Freddie died in 1991.

Wake up, man.

Another one bites the dust.  

Right, I'm under pressure to come up with a good reply.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?  

Where the f*ck have you been, mate? Freddie died in 1991.

Wake up, man.

Another one bites the dust.  

Right, I'm under pressure to come up with a good reply.

How do you do it? It's a kind of magic.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Has something happened to the Queen?  

Where the f*ck have you been, mate? Freddie died in 1991.

Wake up, man.

Another one bites the dust.  

Right, I'm under pressure to come up with a good reply.

How do you do it?  It's a kind of magic.  

Just need to get it done. The show must go on.

Jules would have loved this. Pity he's off on his holiday chasing fat bottomed girls.

superflyweight wrote:Jules would have loved this.  Pity he's off on his holiday chasing fat bottomed girls.  

He really would. Nothing wrong with big backsides. We all need somebody to love.