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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Pal Joey wrote:
I just had some fruity ice cream and mixed berries before bed here. 8.6/10

Peanut butter and jam sandwich, Pee Jay. 10/10.

Mixed bag for lunch as going shopping tonight, so Chicken wings in the air fryer with sriracha sauce on them, and 2 crumpets. solid 7/10

Connor Benn... Bell End

rIck_dAgless wrote:air fryer

You've changed rICk. I don't know who you are any more.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:air fryer

You've changed rICk. I don't know who you are any more.

F**ing love the thing, I air fry everything, yes I know its just a small convection oven and not witchcraft but it cuts down on cooking times, and crisps the f**k out of everything.

Though I still like Beef Paste and dripping sarnies

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:air fryer

You've changed rICk. I don't know who you are any more.

F**ing love the thing, I air fry everything, yes I know its just a small convection oven and not witchcraft but it cuts down on cooking times, and crisps the f**k out of everything.

Though I still like Beef Paste and dripping sarnies

As long as you still call it the pot, I can overlook it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:
I just had some fruity ice cream and mixed berries before bed here. 8.6/10

Peanut butter and jam sandwich, Pee Jay. 10/10.

I prepare a peanut butter and jam sandwich for my kid every afternoon.  I use strawberry jam.

Galtova stubbornly refers to it as 'peanut butter and jelly' as she is subconsciously desperate for a fat lip.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:
I just had some fruity ice cream and mixed berries before bed here. 8.6/10

Peanut butter and jam sandwich, Pee Jay. 10/10.

I prepare a peanut butter and jam sandwich for my kid every afternoon.  I use strawberry jam.

Galtova stubbornly refers to it as 'peanut butter and jelly' as she is subconsciously desperate for a fat lip.

I have one pretty much every day.

I use raspberry jam and the peanut butter must be palm oil free. The jam is that expensive stuff with the lid that looks like a little old granny has made it at home. Can't remember what the brand is called but middle class c*nts like me buy it. I have to get it from the Tesco as Mr Dharmasema's village store doesn't stock it. The pr*ck.

Cereal and jam are 2 things I will not compromise on, Galted. The cost of living crisis can f*ck itself when it comes to jam and cereal.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:
I just had some fruity ice cream and mixed berries before bed here. 8.6/10

Peanut butter and jam sandwich, Pee Jay. 10/10.

I prepare a peanut butter and jam sandwich for my kid every afternoon.  I use strawberry jam.

Galtova stubbornly refers to it as 'peanut butter and jelly' as she is subconsciously desperate for a fat lip.

I have one pretty much every day.

I use raspberry jam and the peanut butter must be palm oil free. The jam is that expensive stuff with the lid that looks like a little old granny has made it at home. Can't remember what the brand is called but middle class c*nts like me buy it. I have to get it from the Tesco as Mr Dharmasema's village store doesn't stock it. The pr*ck.

Cereal and jam are 2 things I will not compromise on, Galted. The cost of living crisis can f*ck itself when it comes to jam and cereal.

What brand is palm oil free?  I personally don't care as I hate orangutans but Galtova regards palm oil usage in a very serious fashion.  I'm not allowed to buy digestives on account of this.

Galted wrote:

What brand is palm oil free?  I personally don't care as I hate orangutans but Galtova regards palm oil usage in a very serious fashion.  I'm not allowed to buy digestives on account of this.

Loads of them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

What brand is palm oil free?  I personally don't care as I hate orangutans but Galtova regards palm oil usage in a very serious fashion.  I'm not allowed to buy digestives on account of this.

Loads of them.

The ingredients of every product I ever take the time to look appear to include palm oil.  Thus, I must call you a liar.

Galted wrote:Thus, I must call you a liar.

Is that so? Well then I suggest we step outside and settle this like men.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Thus, I must call you a liar.

Is that so? Well then I suggest we step outside and settle this like men.

Just been outside and it's a bit rainy.

My kid is criticising his latest sandwich as lacking in strawberry jam. He's bloody lucky that thrashings have been outlawed.

Galted wrote:He's bloody lucky that thrashings have been outlawed.

Only in the South. Still on the school curriculum up Norf.

L*l out loud, can imagine the toddlers in their flat caps being lined up against the factory wall

Off to the Co-op to buy some of their F*ck The Rainforests range

Mondo fisto.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Mondo fisto.

Sicond rock. (Aus Band reference)

Morning Jules.

I thought Duty handled those Greenpeace protesters quite fairly before the 2 surly security guys led them out.

How's the day been so far?

A distinct lack of excitement so far.

JuliusHMarx wrote:A distinct lack of excitement so far.

Yes, not much to cheer about at the moment.

Depressing weather here. Just about to break the 1950 rainfall record (2194mm) and there's still more than 2 months to go this year.
That, together with the current world news paints a pretty bleak picture overall.

Pal Joey wrote:
That, together with the current world news paints a pretty bleak picture overall.

Ain't that the truth. The incident in Thailand is just too horrific. I thought Sandy Hook was about as awful as it gets, but apparently not.

3 people stabbed in Bishopsgate as well. Literally used to walk along that very stretch of road every day at one of the places I worked at.

Actually, has anyone heard from Galted today?

Hi all. Sorry I'm late, just washing my Stanley knife and throwing away some old clothes.

Galted wrote:Hi all.  Sorry I'm late, just washing my Stanley knife and throwing away some old clothes.

Well that is a relief. For a moment there, I thought you were a child in Thailand.

Only when I'm doing role-play.

Galted wrote:Only when I'm doing role-play.

Do you wanna be in my gang?

Yeah alright.

I'm not doing anything involving palm oil free peanut butter though.

Galted wrote:
I'm not doing anything involving palm oil free peanut butter though.

They all start with that position.

Just grabbed the thread split on the Golf thread.

What a result, lovely work Jules.

That is just superb work, Jules.

I stood up and applauded when I saw it, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.

I was going to go 'meh' but then I saw it and I can confirm it's that good that Jules is probably JAS as well as the set-up was just too perfect.

Duty281 wrote:I stood up and applauded when I saw it, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.

Opinions on Liz Truss's speech should be on the Politics thread.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:I stood up and applauded when I saw it, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.

Opinions on Liz Truss's speech should be on the Politics thread.

Lolz.

Triple lock fist.

Sicond job.

Tird on behalf of all the dead posters

I'm only dead inside.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm only dead inside.

Glad you're improving.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm only dead inside.

Glad you're improving.

Thanks, Jules.

Still kicking, but mainly screaming these days.

Afternoon.

Afternoon, Rick. Afraid I have little else to offer.

That'll do, Galts, that'll do.

Cheers, Rick. That either demonstrates great understanding or we've set the bar very low.

Fist.

All the work chat on the golf board makes me wonder how LiW is getting on.

Galted wrote:All the work chat on the golf board makes me wonder how LiW is getting on.

I offered him a job as an apprentice seamstress and he never replied so f*ck him.

Turd.

Still alive but somewhat... distracted. Things may be changing significantly on the job front.

I have been freelancing and that has been good, but a great opportunity has come up and I had my second interview for it end of last week. Hoping to hear something mid week.

The thing is like Mr Neeson I have a very particular skill set, which is great except the right kind of jobs that exploit them very rarely come up, and it is possible this is one of those.

I see barristers have voted to end their strike action. Good news for supes and rIck, who can get back to work. Bad news for Shah as it means his trial can now go ahead.

lostinwales wrote:Turd.

Still alive but somewhat... distracted. Things may be changing significantly on the job front.

I have been freelancing and that has been good, but a great opportunity has come up and I had my second interview for it end of last week. Hoping to hear something mid week.

The thing is like Mr Neeson I have a very particular skill set, which is great except the right kind of jobs that exploit them very rarely come up, and it is possible this is one of those.  

Here he is!

We are just glad you're still alive, champ. Too many of us have died recently. Appear to lost Jules Superfly now. May they he/she rest in peace.

It's been awhile since we had this many people alive on the same day.

Galted wrote:It's been awhile since we had this many people alive on the same day.

And you still managed to michaels it.