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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Maybe not so much dead as in a coma and somebody has been dosing them up with L-Dopa

Might have to liven it up with a picture of a lovely lady a little later.

Spoiler:

Was a tough choice, but this demure little sex kitten is the winner

F*ck me, seany has let himself go a bit.

No idea how he drives his tractor in heels.

IT'S TUESDAY!

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY!

LOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT AM I LIKE?

Sicond. Every day the same?

Galted wrote:IT'S TUESDAY!

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY!

LOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT AM I LIKE?

OMG, THAT'S LIKE, SO, LIKE TOTALLY INSANE!!!!

Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The thing is, if it works out it should be a terrific job (and a lovely thing to have on the CV) but if it doesn't then there will be something else. Freelancing, meaning in practice a few weeks of intense work followed by time off, will suit me just fine (as long as the work comes in).

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The thing is, if it works out it should be a terrific job (and a lovely thing to have on the CV) but if it doesn't then there will be something else. Freelancing, meaning in practice a few weeks of intense work followed by time off, will suit me just fine (as long as the work comes in).

Hope it keeps on coming in then.

Though the way things are going with the current turd parade of politicians we have, we'll all be foraging for food and fighting over scraps of clothing before long.

Galted wrote: fighting over scraps of clothing before long.

I can sort you out with those, GUnit. Sh*tloads of offcuts going spare.

I'm sure you have something you can offer in exchange.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The thing is, if it works out it should be a terrific job (and a lovely thing to have on the CV) but if it doesn't then there will be something else. Freelancing, meaning in practice a few weeks of intense work followed by time off, will suit me just fine (as long as the work comes in).

Hope it keeps on coming in then.

Though the way things are going with the current turd parade of politicians we have, we'll all be foraging for food and fighting over scraps of clothing before long.

Even more difficult in a nuclear winter.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote: fighting over scraps of clothing before long.

I can sort you out with those, GUnit. Sh*tloads of offcuts going spare.

I'm sure you have something you can offer in exchange.

Cheers, Tino. I've got a cat you can have.

I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The thing is, if it works out it should be a terrific job (and a lovely thing to have on the CV) but if it doesn't then there will be something else. Freelancing, meaning in practice a few weeks of intense work followed by time off, will suit me just fine (as long as the work comes in).

Hope it keeps on coming in then.

Though the way things are going with the current turd parade of politicians we have, we'll all be foraging for food and fighting over scraps of clothing before long.

Even more difficult in a nuclear winter.

I wonder what my superpower will be, apart from glowing in the dark.

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Tird, glad to see the job front might be looking up LIW.

Galts as mental as ever.

Though people describing themselves as mental tend to be the most vanilla ba**ards on the planet.

Morning, J'dizzle

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The thing is, if it works out it should be a terrific job (and a lovely thing to have on the CV) but if it doesn't then there will be something else. Freelancing, meaning in practice a few weeks of intense work followed by time off, will suit me just fine (as long as the work comes in).

Good to hear, mate.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Pretty much, you had to queue and leave by the same narrow corridor, which as you can imagine, chips, peas and gravy open, plus drunk people, plus narrow space...

Though it did have an indoor seating area which I though was posh as f**k when I was young, and aspired to be able to eat in there.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Pretty much, you had to queue and leave by the same narrow corridor, which as you can imagine, chips, peas and gravy open, plus drunk people, plus narrow space...

Though it did have an indoor seating area which I though was posh as f**k when I was young, and aspired to be able to eat in there.

Love it. Shame it has closed. No idea what Burgess is going to do now. Other than write a song about it. The bloody charlatan.

The Fezzy Way chippy doesn't have seats. Too afraid some f*cking woolyback would set fire to them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Pretty much, you had to queue and leave by the same narrow corridor, which as you can imagine, chips, peas and gravy open, plus drunk people, plus narrow space...

Though it did have an indoor seating area which I though was posh as f**k when I was young, and aspired to be able to eat in there.

Love it. Shame it has closed. No idea what Burgess is going to do now. Other than write a song about it. The bloody charlatan.

The Fezzy Way chippy doesn't have seats. Too afraid some f*cking woolyback would set fire to them.

Excellent work, to be blunt.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Pretty much, you had to queue and leave by the same narrow corridor, which as you can imagine, chips, peas and gravy open, plus drunk people, plus narrow space...

Though it did have an indoor seating area which I though was posh as f**k when I was young, and aspired to be able to eat in there.

Love it. Shame it has closed. No idea what Burgess is going to do now. Other than write a song about it. The bloody charlatan.

The Fezzy Way chippy doesn't have seats. Too afraid some f*cking woolyback would set fire to them.

Excellent work, to be blunt.

You had me at 'excellent', Jules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm sure Tino will be interested but my former local Chippy, or, as the press reported it, "Tim Burgess's favourite Chippy" has shut down.  

Many a hungry childhood meal and drunken snack was had in The Seafarer"

I blame Brexit probably.

That's a shame. Was it a proper aggressive Northern chippy like the one on Fezzy Way?

Shouting your order as you come through the door? Queue jumping resulting in a proper shoeing in the car park?

Pretty much, you had to queue and leave by the same narrow corridor, which as you can imagine, chips, peas and gravy open, plus drunk people, plus narrow space...

Though it did have an indoor seating area which I though was posh as f**k when I was young, and aspired to be able to eat in there.

Love it. Shame it has closed. No idea what Burgess is going to do now. Other than write a song about it. The bloody charlatan.

The Fezzy Way chippy doesn't have seats. Too afraid some f*cking woolyback would set fire to them.

Excellent work, to be blunt.

You had me at 'excellent', Jules.

I bet it made your day.

Tino, I've done 2 more Charlatans puns and I was expecting more from you. Was that the only one you know?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, I've done 2 more Charlatans puns and I was expecting more from you. Was that the only one you know?

Sorry Jules, I thought you were just tellin stories again.

Cafe from "Melting Pot" shut as well, touch of death for the food trade is Burgess.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cafe from "Melting Pot" shut as well, touch of death for the food trade is Burgess.

Bit of a struggle being a north country boy, riCK.

Problem is people don't buy anything - they're just lookin'

DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO

Morning, southern brethren, you guys must know WTF to do with a soft pretzel.

The missus has just brought me one back from The Lidl of all places.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, southern brethren, you guys must know WTF to do with a soft pretzel.

The missus has just brought me one back  from The Lidl of all places.

Maybe sprinkle a bit more salt on it and wash it down with a stein of beer.

I'm not Jessica Fletcher.

Yet another celebrity I had no idea was alive until she died.

Galted wrote:Yet another celebrity I had no idea was alive until she died.

Angela Lansburied.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Yet another celebrity I had no idea was alive until she died.

Angela Lansburied.

Very good, Jeff would have been proud of that one.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Yet another celebrity I had no idea was alive until she died.

Angela Lansburied.

Very good, Jeff would have been proud of that one.

If only he hadn't gaslighted us.

Pretzel update, I dipped it in Spicy Goan Soup, nothing exotic here, it was Ainsley's cup a soup range, though worked ok.

6.5/10

We owe so much to innovators like Rick.

If you'd asked me before today whether a pretzel could work with a cup a soup I would surely have said 'don't be daft man, it can not be done'.

Galted wrote:We owe so much to innovators like Rick.

If you'd asked me before today whether a pretzel could work with a cup a soup I would surely have said 'don't be daft man, it can not be done'.

Although rICk has been softened over the years (eating a pretzel alone is nearly worthy of losing his Man of the North badge) he always redeems himself somehow.

Dipping it in soup is good. Dipping it in a cup a soup is next level thriftiness.

I make you correct, GUnit. He is one of life's true innovators.

This northern thriftiness rubs off on me from time to time.  Yesterday I refused to buy a bag of Doritios in the Co-op as it was 95p.  I swore at the shelf (under my breath) as well and said 'grab bag my arse'.

Doesn't seem like that long ago it was 40p.

Galted wrote:This northern thriftiness rubs off on me from time to time.  Yesterday I refused to buy a bag of Doritios in the Co-op as it was 95p.  I swore at the shelf (under my breath) as well and said 'grab bag my arse'.

Doesn't seem like that long ago it was 40p.

It is people like you that won't acquiesce to societies inequalities and inequities that make me proud of this country, Galted.

Emily Pankhurst can go f*ck herself.

Also, what flavour were they?

Thanks, guys, follow me for more cost of living food tips.

Me and Mrs Dagless had a brief rant the other day that a "Grab Bag" is now just a normal bag, seems to have snuck under the radar with all the small Wagon Wheels and the price of Freddos.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This northern thriftiness rubs off on me from time to time.  Yesterday I refused to buy a bag of Doritios in the Co-op as it was 95p.  I swore at the shelf (under my breath) as well and said 'grab bag my arse'.

Doesn't seem like that long ago it was 40p.

It is people like you that won't acquiesce to societies inequalities and inequities that make me proud of this country, Galted.

Emily Pankhurst can go f*ck herself.

Also, what flavour were they?

Cheese. I make nachos occasionally and can get a big bag of the spicy ones for about £1.25 or £1.50 but 95p for a normal bag is a rip-off.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thanks, guys, follow me for more cost of living food tips.

Me and Mrs Dagless had a brief rant the other day that a "Grab Bag" is now just a normal bag, seems to have snuck under the radar with all the small Wagon Wheels and the price of Freddos.

I think you're correct. Guess it makes them easier to grab. C*nts.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thanks, guys, follow me for more cost of living food tips.

Me and Mrs Dagless had a brief rant the other day that a "Grab Bag" is now just a normal bag, seems to have snuck under the radar with all the small Wagon Wheels and the price of Freddos.

Freddo inflation has f*cking killed me over the years riCK. Price of having too many kids. I need to head to the Lidl and find an alternative.

Though, the phrase "Cost of Living" and it's myriad of forced used to explain every single moan, is already starting to get on my bristols in the same way that snowflake and woke went.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thanks, guys, follow me for more cost of living food tips.

Me and Mrs Dagless had a brief rant the other day that a "Grab Bag" is now just a normal bag, seems to have snuck under the radar with all the small Wagon Wheels and the price of Freddos.

Freddo inflation has f*cking killed me over the years riCK. Price of having too many kids. I need to head to the Lidl and find an alternative.

I hear that a lot, mate.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thanks, guys, follow me for more cost of living food tips.

Me and Mrs Dagless had a brief rant the other day that a "Grab Bag" is now just a normal bag, seems to have snuck under the radar with all the small Wagon Wheels and the price of Freddos.

Freddo inflation has f*cking killed me over the years riCK. Price of having too many kids. I need to head to the Lidl and find an alternative.

I hear that a lot, mate.

I'm assuming the price of a Freddo is next on Liz's list to sort out after energy prices. It can't carry on like this much longer.

It seems to be the go-to metric of inflation, it is the fiscal equivalent of "Size of Wales" for rainforests.

rIck_dAgless wrote:It seems to be the go-to metric of inflation, it is the fiscal equivalent of "Size of Wales" for rainforests.

I can think of least 3 Fred's I would rather have at the Treasury than Kwasimodo.

Flintoff
Sirieix
West (dead or alive version).

I'm sure there are others.