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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Galted wrote:All good thanks, PJ.  Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?

Getting warmer but a there was bit of a gale blowing this afternoon.

Check out this eastern water dragon. Nice long tail. It was pretty relaxed when it posed for the photo.

Spoiler:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:All good thanks, PJ.  Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?

Getting warmer but a there was bit of a gale blowing this afternoon.

Check out this eastern water dragon. Nice long tail. It was pretty relaxed when it posed for the photo.

Spoiler:

Racist

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:All good thanks, PJ.  Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?

Getting warmer but a there was bit of a gale blowing this afternoon.

Check out this eastern water dragon. Nice long tail. It was pretty relaxed when it posed for the photo.

Spoiler:

That's a good-looking lizard, very thoughtful of it to pose.

Saw what I thought was a serval in the dark on my brother's webcam in the early hours of Saturday.  Very excitedly posted about it on his whatsapp group but when he reviewed the footage it turned out to be an african wild cat, so I had to endure an inordinate amount of mockery.  Think I might dangle our cat over the balcony to teach the c*nts a lesson.

I saw serval of them.

You're lion again.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:All good thanks, PJ.  Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?

Getting warmer but a there was bit of a gale blowing this afternoon.

Check out this eastern water dragon. Nice long tail. It was pretty relaxed when it posed for the photo.

Spoiler:

That's a good-looking lizard, very thoughtful of it to pose.

Saw what I thought was a serval in the dark on my brother's webcam in the early hours of Saturday.  Very excitedly posted about it on his whatsapp group but when he reviewed the footage it turned out to be an african wild cat, so I had to endure an inordinate amount of mockery.  Think I might dangle our cat over the balcony to teach the c*nts a lesson.

Are servals the ones that can jump really high? Or the caracal? That would have been great. I suppose the african wild cats must have a hard time. They look like a domesticated cat gone feral in the wild.

We get quite a lot wild feral cats out in the west. Some on the fringes of cities. A lot get shot... or trapped then shot.

Every now and then we get reports of a 'panther' sighting but it's probably only someone's black house cat (on steroids) that's gone walkabout.

Galted wrote:You're lion again.

Rubbish. Show where I've lied before - post lynx.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:You're lion again.

Rubbish. Show where I've lied before - post lynx.

Ocelot to ask him. I fear you'll be waiting a long time for a response.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:All good thanks, PJ.  Not been for a couple of weeks, now that it's getting cold there are fewer people there and thus fewer toys for him to steal/scavenge.

How are things down in the SE corner of our flat earth?

Getting warmer but a there was bit of a gale blowing this afternoon.

Check out this eastern water dragon. Nice long tail. It was pretty relaxed when it posed for the photo.

Spoiler:

That's a good-looking lizard, very thoughtful of it to pose.

Saw what I thought was a serval in the dark on my brother's webcam in the early hours of Saturday.  Very excitedly posted about it on his whatsapp group but when he reviewed the footage it turned out to be an african wild cat, so I had to endure an inordinate amount of mockery.  Think I might dangle our cat over the balcony to teach the c*nts a lesson.

Are servals the ones that can jump really high? Or the caracal? That would have been great. I suppose the african wild cats must have a hard time. They look like a domesticated cat gone feral in the wild.

We get quite a lot wild feral cats out in the west. Some on the fringes of cities. A lot get shot... or trapped then shot.

Every now and then we get reports of a 'panther' sighting but it's probably only someone's black house cat (on steroids) that's gone walkabout.

We get the panther stories here too. Always a blurry photo and always blatantly f*cking obvious that it's a house cat.

Galted wrote:

Saw what I thought was a serval in the dark on my brother's webcam in the early hours of Saturday.

LSW.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Saw what I thought was a serval in the dark on my brother's webcam in the early hours of Saturday.

LSW.

l*l out loud

Just seen Cadbury's have an advent chocolate bar out where you have a half a piece a day until Christmas, f**k that.

Morning, gents.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just seen Cadbury's have an advent chocolate bar out where you have a half a piece a day until Christmas, f**k that.

Morning, gents.

C*ntbury more like.

Morning rIcK. How is corporate law treating you? Shut down a few SMEs today for the fun of it?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just seen Cadbury's have an advent chocolate bar out where you have a half a piece a day until Christmas, f**k that.

Morning, gents.

C*ntbury more like.

Morning rIcK. How is corporate law treating you? Shut down a few SMEs today for the fun of it?

Couple of dressmakers, just for Bantz.

C**T of a time of year when everyone is realising that it's too late to pop in year end budgets and now everyone realises that the have f***ed up and want you to get them out of the s**t with various suppliers.

How is life treating you, my good man?

Luckily I have some urgent work to do at the minute which means i can set my teams to "Do Not Disturb" for the next 90 minutes or so.

Which is nice.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Just seen Cadbury's have an advent chocolate bar out where you have a half a piece a day until Christmas, f**k that.

Morning, gents.

C*ntbury more like.

Morning rIcK. How is corporate law treating you? Shut down a few SMEs today for the fun of it?

Couple of dressmakers, just for Bantz.

C**T of a time of year when everyone is realising that it's too late to pop in year end budgets and now everyone realises that the have f***ed up and want you to get them out of the s**t with various suppliers.

How is life treating you, my good man?

Not so bad, champ. Business has picked up today as a couple of rival dressmakers have mysteriously shut down.

You been back to the Motherland recently? I am popping up there in December to see some family and a couple of mates (not Captain Poofinger).

Not for a month or two, and I have both of the rents up at xmas so who knows, though traditionally my oldest childhood friend an myself normally try and hook up over xmas (he lives in Ireland now) so with any luck I will get over.

I thoroughly miss the motherland, until the point when I have to spend more than a day or two there.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Luckily I have some urgent work to do at the minute which means i can set my teams to "Do Not Disturb" for the next 90 minutes or so.

Which is nice.

You'll need to add an extra 14 minutes.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Luckily I have some urgent work to do at the minute which means i can set my teams to "Do Not Disturb" for the next 90 minutes or so.

Which is nice.

You'll need to add an extra 14 minutes.

Yep, this work just got slightly more urgent for slightly longer.

maybe another ten minutes

rIck_dAgless wrote:maybe another ten minutes

F hell, need to take an entire day off to watch an England game.

Fist

Can't wait to watch what happens on here when England play Wales, but that may be the limit of my interest.

Also finding it a massive struggle to give a toss.  I think it's because it's disrupting the domestic season rather than keeping me occupied in the off-season, just feels like a series of pointless friendlies.  Hopefully that'll change at some stage, otherwise it's a waste of a world cup.

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa. He looks like an absolute knob as well.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa.  He looks like an absolute knob as well.

He quite literally looks like a knob.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa.  He looks like an absolute knob as well.

I've just written my letter of apology to the descendants of the Hittites... but then realised The Great Broken Pot Incident occurred c. 1725 BC which falls outside the 3000-year Guilt Zone by about 747 years.

Too late. Emails are so quick and irretrievable aren't they?

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa.  He looks like an absolute knob as well.

I've just written my letter of apology to the descendants of the Hittites... but then realised The Great Broken Pot Incident occurred c. 1725 BC which falls outside the 3000-year Guilt Zone by about 747 years.

Too late. Emails are so quick and irretrievable aren't they?

I think 3000 years is just a rough guideline. Either way, you've brought shame upon the civilisation of Australia.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa.  He looks like an absolute knob as well.

I've just written my letter of apology to the descendants of the Hittites... but then realised The Great Broken Pot Incident occurred c. 1725 BC which falls outside the 3000-year Guilt Zone by about 747 years.

Too late. Emails are so quick and irretrievable aren't they?

I think 3000 years is just a rough guideline.  Either way, you've brought shame upon the civilisation of Australia.

Indeed. Africa, Europe and Asia too. Not sure about the Americas though.

I'm already donating some old clothes I was going to throw out as my own personal Reparation but I've been informed that the clothes in the local collection bins end up in Ghana anyway.

Now I feel fully vindicated of any guilt whatsoever and the problems of my past descendants have been completely absolved. You bloody beauty!

I can now start living again. It feels so good. Suggest you all do the same and donate some old clothes too. You won't miss them, I guarantee.
Then maybe we can meet up for a drink one day and share some of our new-found freedom, peace, love and joy in a totally guilt-free way.

I once gave an ancient Mesopotamian a recycled laptop so my conscience is clear.

l*l

So if Argentina lose there could be some unsavoury behaviour from their over-emotional fans around the souks and in some 5-star hotel lobbies.

So I hope the Pope chooses his words wisely (post-match) and doesn't incite any more inflammatory reaction from FIFA. This shock result could drag us into a 10th Crusade if he's not careful.

Argentina hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Afternoon, all.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Did have to admire the stunning and brave stand the teams took with their armbands until they were threatened with a yellow card.

I think they were worried that Infantino was feeling gay yesterday. The threat of being bummed to death was too much for Harry.

Haha, that speech was cringeworthy, it was as if David Brent worked for Fifa.  He looks like an absolute knob as well.

I've just written my letter of apology to the descendants of the Hittites... but then realised The Great Broken Pot Incident occurred c. 1725 BC which falls outside the 3000-year Guilt Zone by about 747 years.

Too late. Emails are so quick and irretrievable aren't they?

I think 3000 years is just a rough guideline.  Either way, you've brought shame upon the civilisation of Australia.

Indeed. Africa, Europe and Asia too. Not sure about the Americas though.

I'm already donating some old clothes I was going to throw out as my own personal Reparation but I've been informed that the clothes in the local collection bins end up in Ghana anyway.

Now I feel fully vindicated of any guilt whatsoever and the problems of my past descendants have been completely absolved. You bloody beauty!

I can now start living again. It feels so good. Suggest you all do the same and donate some old clothes too. You won't miss them, I guarantee.
Then maybe we can meet up for a drink one day and share some of our new-found freedom, peace, love and joy in a totally guilt-free way.

My char-wallah would be on the dole otherwise. I've nothing to be ashamed of.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Argentina hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Afternoon, all.

Just realised why this tournament's so meh. There's no Maradona coked off his head in the stands, giving two middle fingers to the world.

This Carthage v Vikings game would be ok in any other world cup but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

Galted wrote:This Carthage v Vikings game would be ok in any other world cup but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

The only entertaining part of this game is listening to John Hartson suffering a protracted stroke throughout his commentary.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This Carthage v Vikings game would be ok in any other world cup but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

The only entertaining part of this game is listening to John Hartson suffering a protracted stroke throughout his commentary.

He sounded a bit p*ssed, hope the authorities don't have him executed.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This Carthage v Vikings game would be ok in any other world cup but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

The only entertaining part of this game is listening to John Hartson suffering a protracted stroke throughout his commentary.

He sounded a bit p*ssed, hope the authorities don't have him executed.

I have it on good authority (sean) that Hartson is a massive bummer as well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This Carthage v Vikings game would be ok in any other world cup but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

The only entertaining part of this game is listening to John Hartson suffering a protracted stroke throughout his commentary.

He sounded a bit p*ssed, hope the authorities don't have him executed.

I have it on good authority (sean) that Hartson is a massive bummer as well.

L*l out loud.

Sean will really be testing the Qatari tolerance levels if he's over there.

A pi55ed up sean singing get your face out for the lads, would be a sight to behold.

Disgraceful scenes after the France v Australia game. Although that young French kid probably shouldn't goad a bunch of angry Aussies when you're about 25 stone. He ain't running anywhere.

Which one do we think was Pee Jay? I'm going for the guy with the mullet who stole the flag off Pierre and Rene.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Disgraceful scenes after the France v Australia game. Although that young French kid probably shouldn't goad a bunch of angry Aussies when you're about 25 stone. He ain't running anywhere.

Which one do we think was Pee Jay? I'm going for the guy with the mullet who stole the flag off Pierre and Rene.

That's bloody annoying, didn't see this or hear about it. Disgraceful scenes are my favourite part of sport.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Disgraceful scenes after the France v Australia game. Although that young French kid probably shouldn't goad a bunch of angry Aussies when you're about 25 stone. He ain't running anywhere.

Which one do we think was Pee Jay? I'm going for the guy with the mullet who stole the flag off Pierre and Rene.

That's bloody annoying, didn't see this or hear about it.  Disgraceful scenes are my favourite part of sport.

It's why I like ice hockey.
And ladies mud wrestling.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Disgraceful scenes after the France v Australia game. Although that young French kid probably shouldn't goad a bunch of angry Aussies when you're about 25 stone. He ain't running anywhere.

Which one do we think was Pee Jay? I'm going for the guy with the mullet who stole the flag off Pierre and Rene.

Completely missed it. What happened? Hope the local authorities catch the guy who stole the flag and make an example of him.

You'd be wrong about the mullet. Although I did go through a 70s hair reboot phase during a few months of the Covid restrictions on barbers.
I've progressed to a late 90s early 2000s look now... whatever that is.

Just saw bits of it, Tino. Federation Square is in Melbourne. Yes, it's a bit more feral down there. Bunch of c*nts. Just ask alfie.

Pal Joey wrote:

Completely missed it. What happened? Hope the local authorities catch the guy who stole the flag and make an example of him.

Essentially 2 French kids, one of which looked like he'd eaten the whole patisserie, were giving some sh*t to a load of Aussie fans post game who basically duffed them up.

I wouldn't be too harsh on the Aussie who stole the flag. The French pair deserved it. Mainly for being French but also for winning without showing any dignity (also part of being French).

Pal Joey wrote:

Just saw bits of it, Tino. Federation Square is in Melbourne. Yes, it's a bit more feral down there. Bunch of c*nts. Just ask alfie.

I'll take your word for it, Pee Jay. alfie doesn't talk to me anymore. Think I upset him on the cricket thread. He'll come round one day.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Completely missed it. What happened? Hope the local authorities catch the guy who stole the flag and make an example of him.

 

Essentially 2 French kids, one of which looked like he'd eaten the whole patisserie, were giving some sh*t to a load of Aussie fans post game who basically duffed them up.

I wouldn't be too harsh on the Aussie who stole the flag. The French pair deserved it. Mainly for being French but also for winning without showing any dignity (also part of being French).

I enjoyed the fist goal and the shot from outside the box but apart from that it was a typical shaky Aussie effort.

They are always too slow to get the ball back up the field from the goalkeeper pass... you can see danger coming from a mile off. They're far too slow and are always backing themselves into a corner. That was meat for the French.

I'm no expert on football but surely you'd need to just get the ball back upfield more quickly (even with a long 50:50 kick) rather than getting pinned back in your own defensive zone in the goal scoring danger area for the Frogs?

I think Denmark will slay them as well. Unless the Crown Princess Mary orders the Danes to go easy on us.
As for Tunisia... they'll probably struggle against them too.

Pal Joey wrote:

I enjoyed the fist goal and the shot from outside the box but apart from that it was a typical shaky Aussie effort. They are always too slow to get the ball back up the field from the goalkeeper pass... you can see danger coming from a mile off. They're far too slow and are always backing themselves into a corner. That was meat for the French.

I'm no expert on football but surely you'd need to just get the ball back upfield (even with a long 50:50 kick) rather than getting pinned back in your own defensive zone in the goal scoring danger area for the Frogs?

I think Denmark will slay them as well. As for Tunisia... they'll probably struggle against them too.

Terrible defending from the French full back for your goal.

But yes, they tried to be too fancy at the back. Nothing wrong with a boot up the pitch. They were very passive as well against a decent French team. Should have rattled them a bit more like Superfly's Sunday league team. Turned into a bit more of an Aussie rules game.

Tunisia looked half decent. Sadly for you, I think they'll both turn you over.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

I enjoyed the fist goal and the shot from outside the box but apart from that it was a typical shaky Aussie effort. They are always too slow to get the ball back up the field from the goalkeeper pass... you can see danger coming from a mile off. They're far too slow and are always backing themselves into a corner. That was meat for the French.

I'm no expert on football but surely you'd need to just get the ball back upfield (even with a long 50:50 kick) rather than getting pinned back in your own defensive zone in the goal scoring danger area for the Frogs?

I think Denmark will slay them as well. As for Tunisia... they'll probably struggle against them too.

Terrible defending from the French full back for your goal.

But yes, they tried to be too fancy at the back. Nothing wrong with a boot up the pitch. They were very passive as well against a decent French team. Should have rattled them a bit more like Superfly's Sunday league team. Turned into a bit more of an Aussie rules game.

Tunisia looked half decent. Sadly for you, I think they'll both turn you over.

Yes, the words I'm looking for are precision, urgency and speed on the ball... although that last one is 3 words I know.

Agree, the only way to keep the pressure on would have been to be a little more physical but that always ends up in tears and yellow and red cards.
And then it would have been maybe 8-10 goals for that French side even with a few of their big names missing. So I'd probably take the 4-1

I was listening to the Tunisia-Denmark game half asleep. They kept mentioning one of their backs. A bit of a tough character who marshalled the troops it seemed. That's what the Argies lacked at the back in their match - a Daniel Passarella type figure who'd always put his body on the line... so to speak.

Ffs, why are you chatting about football on here? We have a golf thread for that.