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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Oh, and glad you're well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, are you OK? You've gone full Duty/Incel on the WC thread. I'm worried about you.

It was too 'Clarkson' for my tastes.  I prefer his cat scratching his balls material.

I have some 'Clarkson scratching my balls' material but I'm saving it for a slow day.

Yesterday not slow enough for you?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, are you OK? You've gone full Duty/Incel on the WC thread. I'm worried about you.

It was too 'Clarkson' for my tastes.  I prefer his cat scratching his balls material.

I have some 'Clarkson scratching my balls' material but I'm saving it for a slow day.

Yesterday not slow enough for you?  

This sh*t is up there with you spiling beer on Sir Ian Botham or shagging the midget wife of a Proclaimer. I'm holding it back.

Always happy to oblige with a cat anecdote.

She's taken to lying in wait next to my son's school shoes in the morning, knowing that he's too terriefied of her to take them.  Just have to admire the sheer sh*theadedness of it - especially since she allows me to take them and swiped at him after I'd gone to great lenghts to assure him that she was just resting and would never think of attacking him.

Galted wrote:Always happy to oblige with a cat anecdote.

She's taken to lying in wait next to my son's school shoes in the morning, knowing that he's too terriefied of her to take them.  Just have to admire the sheer sh*theadedness of it - especially since she allows me to take them and swiped at him after I'd gone to great lenghts to assure him that she was just resting and would never think of attacking him.

So where's the cat hiding when Galtova is lying by the shoes?

In the cupboard next to Jules... watching him spellcheck?

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Always happy to oblige with a cat anecdote.

She's taken to lying in wait next to my son's school shoes in the morning, knowing that he's too terriefied of her to take them.  Just have to admire the sheer sh*theadedness of it - especially since she allows me to take them and swiped at him after I'd gone to great lenghts to assure him that she was just resting and would never think of attacking him.

So where's the cat hiding when Galtova is lying by the shoes?

In the cupboard next to Jules... watching him spellcheck?

Bloody hell, hope Tino doesn't see those.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Always happy to oblige with a cat anecdote.

She's taken to lying in wait next to my son's school shoes in the morning, knowing that he's too terriefied of her to take them.  Just have to admire the sheer sh*theadedness of it - especially since she allows me to take them and swiped at him after I'd gone to great lenghts to assure him that she was just resting and would never think of attacking him.

So where's the cat hiding when Galtova is lying by the shoes?

In the cupboard next to Jules... watching him spellcheck?

Bloody hell, hope Tino doesn't see those.

Probably not. He's too busy on the cricket thread.

Shameless.

Is the cat called Terry?

Galted wrote:Shameless.

It is a metaphor for my life, GUnit.

The cricket thread is like leafy Hertfordshire where I reside. With sensible, intelligent and erudite folk. Somewhere I can go to discuss things in a grown up fashion.

This place is like going back to Runcorn and hanging around in The Red Admiral with Captain Poofinger and Thuglife Gav. A place I can discuss eating chips off a girls back and angry bald Kiwis.

I saw a dead pigeon when I was taking my son to school.

Galted wrote:I saw a dead pigeon when I was taking my son to school.

This is the sort of content that makes the Internet worthwhile.

Everyone knows pigeons aren't real.

https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

rIck_dAgless wrote:Everyone knows pigeons aren't real.

https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

Fascist. Reported and blocked.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Everyone knows pigeons aren't real.

https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

RIcK, bombshell news. Northwich is apparently the 16th best place to live in the UK according to Rightmove.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Everyone knows pigeons aren't real.

https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

RIcK, bombshell news. Northwich is apparently the 16th best place to live in the UK according to Rightmove.

They probably still take into account the floatel.

Presumably that means that Northwich is the region with the 16th highest total of residences Rightmove can't flog or rent.

Galted wrote:Presumably that means that Northwich is the region with the 16th highest total of residences Rightmove can't flog or rent.

You would be correct.

It's officially Christmas, the cat's just delivered the first tinsel vomit of the season.

Fist.
Look who's not talking.

Making her way in the world today took everything she had.

Cheers

Sporting declaration fist.

Time-wasting sicond.

Runny Tird.

Hungover forth.
Gents, I need a favour. I'm off to France in a minute for a few days to see a mate who, for some reason, lives there. Can someone sort the bins please. You know the drill.

If the tax man is reading, it is a business trip.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hungover forth.
Gents, I need a favour. I'm off to France in a minute for a few days to see a mate who, for some reason, lives there. Can someone sort the bins please. You know the drill.

If the tax man is reading, it is a business trip.

From experience, it's best to be specific about what you want us to do with the bins. Otherwise, Galted is just going to rake through them looking for soiled underwear.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hungover forth.
Gents, I need a favour. I'm off to France in a minute for a few days to see a mate who, for some reason, lives there. Can someone sort the bins please. You know the drill.

If the tax man is reading, it is a business trip.

From experience, it's best to be specific about what you want us to do with the bins.  Otherwise, Galted is just going to rake through them looking for soiled underwear.  

Not any more. Just endured my kid's first nativity play so am going to top myself after my bath.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hungover forth.
Gents, I need a favour. I'm off to France in a minute for a few days to see a mate who, for some reason, lives there. Can someone sort the bins please. You know the drill.

If the tax man is reading, it is a business trip.

From experience, it's best to be specific about what you want us to do with the bins.  Otherwise, Galted is just going to rake through them looking for soiled underwear.  

Not any more. Just endured my kid's first nativity play so am going to top myself after my bath.

Surely during your bath would be more efficient?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Hungover forth.
Gents, I need a favour. I'm off to France in a minute for a few days to see a mate who, for some reason, lives there. Can someone sort the bins please. You know the drill.

If the tax man is reading, it is a business trip.

From experience, it's best to be specific about what you want us to do with the bins.  Otherwise, Galted is just going to rake through them looking for soiled underwear.  

Not any more. Just endured my kid's first nativity play so am going to top myself after my bath.

Surely during your bath would be more efficient?  

There's f-all to tie a rope to in the bathroom.

Fist. I hope Galted didn't end it all.

Doubt it. He can't even work out the any of the several ways to top yourself in a bath.

Maybe he accidently dropped an electric lamp in the water whilst trying to find a suitable place to hang the rope?

superflyweight wrote:Maybe he accidently dropped an electric lamp in the water whilst trying to find a suitable place to hang the rope?  

I hope so, for his sake.

Does anyone know how to tie a sturdy knot?

Can someone please reply - don't leave him hanging.

Haven't heard any noose yet so might just leave it.

No more hero.

Not very peachy at all.

Golden brown fist.

There's always the sicond.

Hanging around 606 today?

Looks like I got the short wet end of the soap on a rope.

Goodbye-de-goodbye

Fist

This might be my last ever post as there is a bit of snow about. Going outside soon, pray for my return.

Galted wrote:This might be my last ever post as there is a bit of snow about.  Going outside soon, pray for my return.

This may be mine as well as I'm stuck in France. Flights been cancelled. This is not the time to be stuck here as an English man.

Just need that c*nt Sting to write a song about it.

If we both pass away, Galted, I couldn't wish for a better friend to die (again) with.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This might be my last ever post as there is a bit of snow about.  Going outside soon, pray for my return.

This may be mine as well as I'm stuck in France. Flights been cancelled. This is not the time to be stuck here as an English man.

Just need that c*nt Sting to write a song about it.

If we both pass away, Galted, I couldn't wish for a better friend to die (again) with.

Love you too, Tino, so sad it had to end like this, so far apart.  Looks like you'll have to make do with Bonnie Tyler's song instead.

I will cherish the creatures burdened with exoskeletons in your memory.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This might be my last ever post as there is a bit of snow about.  Going outside soon, pray for my return.

This may be mine as well as I'm stuck in France. Flights been cancelled. This is not the time to be stuck here as an English man.

Just need that c*nt Sting to write a song about it.

If we both pass away, Galted, I couldn't wish for a better friend to die (again) with.

You could try sending for help in a message in a bottle.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:This might be my last ever post as there is a bit of snow about.  Going outside soon, pray for my return.

This may be mine as well as I'm stuck in France. Flights been cancelled. This is not the time to be stuck here as an English man.

Just need that c*nt Sting to write a song about it.

If we both pass away, Galted, I couldn't wish for a better friend to die (again) with.

You could try sending for help in a message in a bottle.

Good idea.

It will be a sad day if I ever lose my faith in you, Jules.