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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Needed more Garang.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Needed more Garang.

Did you cook it in the pot?

Yes it was very Kuol.

Today I am fist. I am sicond. I am tird. I am assistant to the dressmaker. I am the dressmaker. I am a Qatari. I am a nonce. I am a shopkeeper. I am a WUM. I am all of these things and f*ck all of these things.

Galted wrote:Today I am fist.  I am sicond.  I am tird.  I am assistant to the dressmaker.  I am the dressmaker.  I am a Qatari.  I am a nonce.  I am a shopkeeper.  I am a WUM.  I am all of these things and f*ck all of these things.

One Love to you, Galted.

Ha, g@y

For some reason I saw some material on 'recently shared images' on this site. It was kind of disturbing, especially all of the female wrestling stuff.

lostinwales wrote:For some reason I saw some material on 'recently shared images' on this site. It was kind of disturbing, especially all of the female wrestling stuff.

Weirdly, I stumbled across that recently, is it a new feature?

Similarly, I backed out of there pretty quickly, wonder if anyone saw Galts "beauty of the day" shares, and had the same idea?

Morning, all, nice to see Bin Chickens helping with the Cane Toad problem, using the "stress, wash, repeat" solution.

Unmichaelsing fist.

And nice to see an Aussie dad releasing the python which tried to eat his son into the wild.

Keep one alive to spread the message.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all, nice to see Bin Chickens helping with the Cane Toad problem, using the "stress, wash, repeat" solution.

Unmichaelsing fist.

Morning Rick and Galts.

Them there bin chickens (aka ibis) have almost reached plague proportions here. Can't remember ever seeing one until about 10 years ago. Now they're all over the place. They've learned to hang out in the loading docks of supermarkets... waiting for the trucks to come and go. There are large clusters of nests all over the place now. One nest is about 70m from me here - a couple of houses away. I can hear them carrying on at dawn and dusk. One even comes right up to my window (about 3 m away from where I'm typing) and taps on the glass with his long beak. Then turns his back on me and takes a few scoops of water out of the pool. They have got funny faces. You never know if they're looking directly at you... but they are.

I don't mind them if they're scavenging on cane toads... which are mostly up north... but now the toads are slowly heading south. It must be something to do with climate. The ibis are supposed to flock back inland (to the large pools of desert wetlands at the right time of year) but they have instead decided to stay in the cities because of lack of water during the drought years and easy access to junk food. The last two years however, there have been record rains inland... so those with 'the memory' have gone back there but the younger ones who've never known anything except city life are not programmed or taught by their elders what they should be doing or where they should be going. It's quite sad actually...

The downside of all of this, of course, is more 'bin chicken' road kill. They often get run over in the middle of the road. They are not quick on their feet like the other smaller birds. In fact, the other day when I walked down to the shops, I saw one standing in the middle of the road... looking a bit lost and unsure where the nearest bin was. Then about 15 minutes later, on my way back, it had been struck by a car. At first I thought it was a cluster of white plastic bags, but I then saw the red blood amongst the tangled feathers. Poor thing was out there for most of the day before some good citizen gave it a half decent burial... in a large plastic rubbish bin most likely.

Cheers, PJ, the sad ibis story has ruined my weekend. Think you've qualified to direct the Aussie version of March of the Penguins - the Dithering of the Bin Chickens.

Galted wrote:Dithering of the Bin Chickens.

*Dithering of the Bin Chickens mate.

Galted wrote:Cheers, PJ, the sad ibis story has ruined my weekend.  Think you've qualified to direct the Aussie version of March of the Penguins - the Dithering of the Bin Chickens.

It's not all bad. At least some of them get more choice of fast food and the luckier ones maybe get a harbour outlook thrown into the bargain.

Can you spot the bin chicken in any of these 3 photos? Is it conspicuous or not?

A:

B:

C:

It's a bit less sad imagining the poor bugger being flattened by a car after seeing the photo.

Galted wrote:It's a bit less sad imagining the poor bugger being flattened by a car after seeing the photo.

It was probably a Communist spy anyway.

Baby, remember my fist.

What a sicond!

I want to live forever.
Tird.

Good to see ITV keeping their quota up. Got the token black lady but they are not forgetting bald, ginger Welsh people as well. Good on them.

Inclusive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good to see ITV keeping their quota up. Got the token black lady but they are not forgetting bald, ginger Welsh people as well. Good on them.

Inclusive.

New series of Love Island sounds sh1t.

Racist.

I love the Welsh people. Some of my best friends have thought about going to Wales on holiday, but then decided against it as it's a craphole.

I've worked with two Welsh people during my long and undistinguished 'career'. One was a loveable alcoholic and the other was a burglar in his spare time

Galted wrote:I've worked with two Welsh people during my long and undistinguished 'career'. One was a loveable alcoholic and the other was a burglar in his spare time

I spent my youth dangerously close to Wales, geographically. Made me grateful for the safety and picturesque beauty of Runcorn.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I've worked with two Welsh people during my long and undistinguished 'career'. One was a loveable alcoholic and the other was a burglar in his spare time

I spent my youth dangerously close to Wales, geographically. Made me grateful for the safety and picturesque beauty of Runcorn.

Hope you took precautions against being burgled.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I've worked with two Welsh people during my long and undistinguished 'career'. One was a loveable alcoholic and the other was a burglar in his spare time

I spent my youth dangerously close to Wales, geographically. Made me grateful for the safety and picturesque beauty of Runcorn.

Hope you took precautions against being burgled.

Fu*k all worth burgling.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I've worked with two Welsh people during my long and undistinguished 'career'. One was a loveable alcoholic and the other was a burglar in his spare time

I spent my youth dangerously close to Wales, geographically. Made me grateful for the safety and picturesque beauty of Runcorn.

Hope you took precautions against being burgled.

Fu*k all worth burgling.

Watched an episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps on the weekend. Haven't seen it for at least 15 years and don't remember it being set in Runcorn or being so unfunny.

Galted wrote:

Watched an episode of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps on the weekend. Haven't seen it for at least 15 years and don't remember it being set in Runcorn or being so unfunny.

Yep. Nothing remotely funny in that show.

Remotely unfunny antipodean fist.

Runcorny sicond.

Tuird

I lived in Wales for a few years. Really made me appreciate living in England.

lostinwales wrote:Tuird

I lived in Wales for a few years. Really made me appreciate living in England.

Should send a few migrants over there to see if it changes their attitude towards Manston camp.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Tuird

I lived in Wales for a few years. Really made me appreciate living in England.

Should send a few migrants over there to see if it changes their attitude towards Manston camp.

I was a 'migrant' in Wales. It was very educational.

Absolutely thrilled to announce that I'm the mid-week fist. Makes up for my disappointment at the rac*sm displayed to LiW yesterday when he mentioned that he used to be a migrant.

Can't let the thrill turn to ill will with a michaelsing.

Hope all is well, Galts.

Sicond

Late hump tird.

Nothing to add really.

That was beautiful, Rick. Teared up a bit reading it.

Pretty poignant from LiW too.

Stop.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Stop.

Sad news. I actually prefer Christine's sweet clear vocals to Stevie's.

There are rumours that Jeff was actually Christine.

You make posting fun, Tino.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:There are rumours that Jeff was actually Christine.

Lies.

Galted, are you OK? You've gone full Duty/Incel on the WC thread. I'm worried about you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, are you OK? You've gone full Duty/Incel on the WC thread. I'm worried about you.

It was too 'Clarkson' for my tastes.  I prefer his cat scratching his balls material.

I am ok, thanks.  Did my best to bottle my fury but Billy's post set me off.  I really f*cking hate these 'pundits'.  Even Gary Lineker is starting to get on my tits.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, are you OK? You've gone full Duty/Incel on the WC thread. I'm worried about you.

It was too 'Clarkson' for my tastes.  I prefer his cat scratching his balls material.

I have some 'Clarkson scratching my balls' material but I'm saving it for a slow day.

Galted wrote:I am ok, thanks.  Did my best to bottle my fury but Billy's post set me off.  I really f*cking hate these 'pundits'.  Even Gary Lineker is starting to get on my tits.

Lineker is the biggest c*nt of them all. At least McCoist and Hartson know they are thick. Lineker thinks he is some modern f*cking philosopher. I'd like a straightener with that smug tw*t.