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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

All good Rick - slightly busier at work than I want to be, but otherwise, tickety-boo.

PJ - indeed, it can be hard to leave the Brass Monkey. Likewise, not easy to leave the Hanging Bat due to its massive selection of very strong Belgian beer.

I'm in the lull before the end of year renewal scramble, I tend to work on the end of year stuff as I stay around during xmas to let the folk with crotch goblins have time off.

Love mini golf, films and strong Belgian beer, so top choices.

I can add a bit to Super's information. I've been to Edinburgh two or three times and I give it 4/5.

I've been to Edinburgh, but not to Runcorn.

The difference is that Edinburgh smells of beef crisps, and Runcorn smells of S**t

You stole that from the Edinburgh Tourist Board.

rIck_dAgless wrote:The difference is that Edinburgh smells of beef crisps, and Runcorn smells of S**t

F*ck you, riCK.

Don't know if you went to the law ball in Glasgow with Alex Salmond, Supes, but his opening comment in was that he had just come to Glasgow from Edinburgh, and it was nice to be back in Scotland again, which is basically Edinburgh's Tourism statement TBH.

Cheers, Tino, f**k you too, you know it's true.

Fist.

Glad to see that Tino's still alive. Given his propensity for dying, I thought it a bit reckless of him to take a holiday dangerously close to the Bermuda Triangle.

Sicond.

He's probably being cornered by an enraged moose right now and trying to talk his way out of it.

Paltry palindrome....

Was going to point out that your paltry palindrome reads the same upside down but my phone screen keeps adjusting when I turn it. I now suspect that it was boll*cks anyway.

Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

Following it on cricinfo. There are some great names, though I was gutted that Bumrash didn't make it.

It's a pity they play on the same team as I'd really like to see Hardik getting into Arshdeep.

Galted wrote:Following it on cricinfo.  There are some great names, though I was gutted that Bumrash didn't make it.

I'd imagine Fakhar would have been gutted as well. He needs to be patient though. I'm sure his time will come. Just not right now.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Don't know if you went to the law ball in Glasgow with Alex Salmond, Supes, but his opening comment in was that he had just come to Glasgow from Edinburgh, and it was nice to be back in Scotland again, which is basically Edinburgh's Tourism statement TBH.

Cheers, Tino, f**k you too, you know it's true.

Never made it to any of the Law Balls as I tended not to socialise with anyone on our course. Did once see everyone lined up in their kilts and ball gowns to get on a coach at about 17:00 outside the Globe when I'd been in the West Port Bar since 12:00 and was a little bit 'worse for wear' after several pints of 'heavy' and was on my way to Mickey Coyles to buy some low-grade ecstasy.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Don't know if you went to the law ball in Glasgow with Alex Salmond, Supes, but his opening comment in was that he had just come to Glasgow from Edinburgh, and it was nice to be back in Scotland again, which is basically Edinburgh's Tourism statement TBH.

Cheers, Tino, f**k you too, you know it's true.

Never made it to any of the Law Balls as I tended not to socialise with anyone on our course.  Did once see everyone lined up in their kilts and ball gowns to get on a coach at about 17:00 outside the Globe when I'd been in the West Port Bar since 12:00 and was a little bit 'worse for wear' after several pints of 'heavy' and was on my way to Mickey Coyles to buy some low-grade ecstasy.  

Maybe you saw a mate of mine get stood up in front of the whole coach, you did right to be fair, would've preferred the third degree gurns and do this do that.

Pal Joey wrote:

He's probably being cornered by an enraged moose right now and trying to talk his way out of it.

That is no way to talk about my mother in law.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Don't know if you went to the law ball in Glasgow with Alex Salmond, Supes, but his opening comment in was that he had just come to Glasgow from Edinburgh, and it was nice to be back in Scotland again, which is basically Edinburgh's Tourism statement TBH.

Cheers, Tino, f**k you too, you know it's true.

Never made it to any of the Law Balls as I tended not to socialise with anyone on our course.  Did once see everyone lined up in their kilts and ball gowns to get on a coach at about 17:00 outside the Globe when I'd been in the West Port Bar since 12:00 and was a little bit 'worse for wear' after several pints of 'heavy' and was on my way to Mickey Coyles to buy some low-grade ecstasy.  

Maybe you saw a mate of mine get stood up in front of the whole coach, you did right to be fair, would've preferred the third degree gurns and do this do that.

Ooft - that's brutal.

Obviously we were all super sympathetic, he ended up getting smashed, smoking a cigar for the first time, turning green and spewing up for about an hour.

A fistful of Tw*tters

Gone in Sixty Siconds.

Proud to say I am now in the top 30 posters on 606v2 in terms of quantity of posts*. Next up is Rowley (not Rowley) who hasn't even been on the site for over 3 years. Soon he will be beneath me.

* top 100 in terms of quality.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Proud to say I am now in the top 30 posters on 606v2 in terms of quantity of posts*. Next up is Rowley (not Rowley) who hasn't even been on the site for over 3 years. Soon he will be beneath me.

* top 100 in terms of quality.

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Pal Joey wrote:Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

1 ball. That's all it took to remove de Kock from Arshdeep.

That is quick by anyones standards.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

1 ball. That's all it took to remove de Kock from Arshdeep.

That is quick by anyones standards.

Could have been a classic. Shame.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

1 ball. That's all it took to remove de Kock from Arshdeep.

That is quick by anyones standards.

Could have been a classic. Shame.

For the sake of f*ck. I'm jet lagged Jules, I'm putting it down to that.

Was hoping you wouldn't be posting on a Sunday.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

1 ball. That's all it took to remove de Kock from Arshdeep.

That is quick by anyones standards.

Could have been a classic. Shame.

For the sake of f*ck. I'm jet lagged Jules, I'm putting it down to that.

Was hoping you wouldn't be posting on a Sunday.

I am everywhere at all times, Tino.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Yes indeed. All 5s and 2s. Think I'll delete an old post somewhere else to keep that number for a little longer.

Are you watching the cricket, Galts? One of the match-ups I'm looking forward to is when SA play India and de Kock has to face up to Deeparse...

oops I mean Arshdeep. No doubt he wouldn't want to turn his back on de Kock. Then again maybe not... who really knows?

1 ball. That's all it took to remove de Kock from Arshdeep.

That is quick by anyones standards.

Could have been a classic. Shame.

For the sake of f*ck. I'm jet lagged Jules, I'm putting it down to that.

Was hoping you wouldn't be posting on a Sunday.

I am everywhere at all times, Tino.

You are indeed omnipresent, Julius.

How was the trip Tino? Did the mother-in-law spoil you or did you have to do your own cooking and washing... and hunt for game?

Here's a gift you you. He (or she?) lives in the pool filter shed. Plenty of insects around there.
It came out on Saturday when it was hot... looking for the pool I think. I gave it a bowl of water instead.
The pavers are 400mm x 400mm or 16" x 16". It was a little bigger - maybe 410mm long. Looks like it has lost part of its tail and has regrown it.

Bluey:

 

Close up of head. Proper reptilian face.

Pretty Face:

Arshdeep fist.

Hardik sicond.

Pant tird

Pal Joey wrote:

You are indeed omnipresent, Julius.

How was the trip Tino? Did the mother-in-law spoil you or did you have to do your own cooking and washing... and hunt for game?

Here's a gift you you. He (or she?) lives in the pool filter shed. Plenty of insects around there.
It came out on Saturday when it was hot... looking for the pool I think. I gave it a bowl of water instead.
The pavers are 400mm x 400mm or 16" x 16". It was a little bigger - maybe 410mm long. Looks like it has lost part of its tail and has regrown it.

Bluey:

 

Close up of head. Proper reptilian face.

Pretty Face:

Very nice thanks, Pee Jay. My mother-in-law, despite my cheap 1980's gag, is actually a really good egg. We get on pretty well.

Love the pictures. What a start to the week.

Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing. Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.

superflyweight wrote:Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.  Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.  

Cheers Supes.

*They can be vicious bunch of b*stards round here sometimes.

*not including those who died yesterday.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.  Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.  

Cheers Supes.

*They can be vicious bunch of b*stards round here sometimes.

*not including those who died yesterday.

Apologies Tino.
I was just eating dessert (pink & white ice cream, blueberries and strawberries) and admiring your post on the cricket thread.
That's a decent score... have a feeling the Kiwis might crumble. They always save their best for us as you know.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.  Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.  

Cheers Supes.

*They can be vicious bunch of b*stards round here sometimes.

*not including those who died yesterday.

Apologies Tino.
I was just eating dessert (pink & white ice cream, blueberries and strawberries) and admiring your post on the cricket thread.
That's a decent score... have a feeling the Kiwis might crumble. They always save their best for us as you know.

Yeah, that is a decent score by any stretch. Should be enough.

That is a very un-Aussie dessert, Pee Jay. Did you sprinkle some sawdust on it? Or eat it off the edge of a hunting knife?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.  Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.  

Cheers Supes.

*They can be vicious bunch of b*stards round here sometimes.

*not including those who died yesterday.

Apologies Tino.
I was just eating dessert (pink & white ice cream, blueberries and strawberries) and admiring your post on the cricket thread.
That's a decent score... have a feeling the Kiwis might crumble. They always save their best for us as you know.

Yeah, that is a decent score by any stretch. Should be enough.

That is a very un-Aussie dessert, Pee Jay. Did you sprinkle some sawdust on it? Or eat it off the edge of a hunting knife?

Stole it off a kangaroo.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist and preventing Tina having to suffer a 24 hour michaelsing.  Have some humanity - the man has a family for christ sake.  

Cheers Supes.

*They can be vicious bunch of b*stards round here sometimes.

*not including those who died yesterday.

Apologies Tino.
I was just eating dessert (pink & white ice cream, blueberries and strawberries) and admiring your post on the cricket thread.
That's a decent score... have a feeling the Kiwis might crumble. They always save their best for us as you know.

Yeah, that is a decent score by any stretch. Should be enough.

That is a very un-Aussie dessert, Pee Jay. Did you sprinkle some sawdust on it? Or eat it off the edge of a hunting knife?

Stole it off a kangaroo.  

l*l
No, just going through a fruit phase, Tino.
I did drop some leaf from a strawberry on the floor though. I'll clean it up later. Couldn't see where it landed in the dark.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

Takeoff aborted.

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

A bit disappointed that nobody suggested I might be Takeoff.

C*nts.

Galted wrote:A bit disappointed that nobody suggested I might be Takeoff.

C*nts.

You're disappointed!? You didn't even acknowledge my post.
Cun't.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:A bit disappointed that nobody suggested I might be Takeoff.

C*nts.

You're disappointed!? You didn't even acknowledge my post.
Cun't.

It was very funny but I couldn't do a lot about it as I was potentially dead.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

Only a mile or so from where I grew up (although that estate was considered to be nicer than the one I grew up in). Has always been bandit country and definitely advisable to check your car is in good working order before attempting to drive through it and if you can, have someone literally ride shotgun.

Captain of my youth football team was from Kirkton - he once got a match abandoned by starting a fight with all four opposition defenders, which he won, but which resulted in all 5 of them being sent off and the other side being unable to continue. This was under 13's.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

Only a mile or so from where I grew up (although that estate was considered to be nicer than the one I grew up in).  Has always been bandit country and definitely advisable to check your car is in good working order before attempting to drive through it and if you can, have someone literally ride shotgun.  

Captain of my youth football team was from Kirkton - he once got a match abandoned by starting a fight with all four opposition defenders, which he won, but which resulted in all 5 of them being sent off and the other side being unable to continue.  This was under 13's.  

l*l out loud.

That's why I know you'd smash me in a straightener, Supes. I'm from a rough town in the north, but you're from a rough town in Scotland. No contest. It would be like Ned Stark trying to take down that big ginger wildling from GoT.

(Galted would be the bald bloke from Kings Landing)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-63465597

Looks like supes has been busy

No difference in the before and after pictures.

Only a mile or so from where I grew up (although that estate was considered to be nicer than the one I grew up in).  Has always been bandit country and definitely advisable to check your car is in good working order before attempting to drive through it and if you can, have someone literally ride shotgun.  

Captain of my youth football team was from Kirkton - he once got a match abandoned by starting a fight with all four opposition defenders, which he won, but which resulted in all 5 of them being sent off and the other side being unable to continue.  This was under 13's.  

l*l out loud.

That's why I know you'd smash me in a straightener, Supes. I'm from a rough town in the north, but you're from a rough town in Scotland. No contest. It would be like Ned Stark trying to take down that big ginger wildling from GoT.

(Galted would be the bald bloke from Kings Landing)

Nah, I managed to either avoid trouble by being a pretty fast runner when I needed to be or by being in the same football teams as the really mad nutters and they usually tried to avoid beating up their own team mates.

superflyweight wrote:

Nah, I managed to either avoid trouble by being a pretty fast runner when I needed to be or by being in the same football teams as the really mad nutters and they usually tried to avoid beating up their own team mates.    

That's what all the silent killers say.

I've never met a silent Scot.