The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the virtual rugby pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the Tommy Bowe photo on the bar. That's a banning offence

So pull up a chair....what'll it be?

Damn vodafone ad, Staggy.

For the football followers in here, does anyone know where Malaga have gotten so much money for transfers?

They've spent €53 million on transfers this summer.

Can I ask a favour of some of you. I am trying to get the rugby league section kickstarted.

However, all the comments at the moment are coming from a handful of posters.

Could you please try and pop on and make the section look a little busier than it is - will help with the promoting of it.

thanks

Hobo wrote:Can I ask a favour of some of you. I am trying to get the rugby league section kickstarted.

However, all the comments at the moment are coming from a handful of posters.

Could you please try and pop on and make the section look a little busier than it is - will help with the promoting of it.

thanks

No problem Hobo. I'd noticed you'd started to get involved. I do try to post there.

The jokes just get worse in here....I love it

All joking aside tho.

Did you hear about the Duracell Bunny??

....He was charged with battery!!!

A man comes 'round after an operation.

'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'

'Yes, that's because we had to amputate your hands.'

I am laughing out aloud at all of these jokes lads. Keep ‘em coming.

Did you hear about the fight at the chippy/

The chips battered the cod

Where's Micky T when he's needed?

A grandad says to his grandson, 'the economy's in a terrible state, isn't it?'

Tell me something I don't know!'

'Your nan's bum can take my whole fist.'

Munsty,Malaga have got some oil tycoons or some crowd backing them. Last of the big summer spneding sprees with Financial Fair Play kicking in.

Another bad joke: I failed maths, so many times I can't even count.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

some of these are brilliant

I'm going on holiday to India next week and wanted to know what the weather was like. So I phoned Microsoft.

There was a Kerry man sitting outside a pub with a fishing rod. He sat down on the curb and landed the line in the closest puddle. An American came by on his was for a day of touristy activity and asked him how it was going. "Ah sure, nothing yet, but 'tis early" replied the Kerry man.

Later on that day, the American came by again and the Kerry man was still sitting there fishing. The American felt pity for him and invited him in for a beer.

While inside drinking, he asked the Kerry man, "Did anything bite?". The Kerry man replied, "Sure I got myself a pint didn't I?"

http://www.espnscrum.com/france/rugby/story/144954.html

Good read this.

A motorway walked into the bar and asked for a pint of stella and a packet of crisps.....the bartender said ok in a second i'm quite busy.

A dualcarriageway walked into a bar and asked for a pint of coke and some chips....the bartender said ok in a second i'm quite busy.

Another road walks in and asks for a pint of and some peanuts....the bartender says right away sir and serves him.

The m.way and d.way are quite annoyed by this and confront the bartender asking why this other road was served first. The bartender replies that he had to serve him because he's a cyclepath!!

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

For our Welsh Friends;

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

prop_lyd wrote:A motorway walked into the bar and asked for a pint of stella and a packet of crisps.....the bartender said ok in a second i'm quite busy.

A dualcarriageway walked into a bar and asked for a pint of coke and some chips....the bartender said ok in a second i'm quite busy.

Another road walks in and asks for a pint of and some peanuts....the bartender says right away sir and serves him.

The m.way and d.way are quite annoyed by this and confront the bartender asking why this other road was served first. The bartender replies that he had to serve him because he's a cyclepath!!

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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!

- Pull yourself together.

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I refused to be spoken to in that tone.

If we're going to do this, can we not have a Stewart Francis/Milton Jones tribute act please?

and in equal measure!! Keep them coming please, they're removing the last vestiges of my crabby mood very nicely!

At the Wimbledon Championships...

"What a fantastic slice,but I think the All England club are going to insist she wears underwear next year"

Theres that Vodafone ad again......

3 blondes walk in2 a building
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u think one of them wud o' seen it!!!

dyslexia rules ko!!!

Afternoon all. I just spotted a site selling some quite good (if a bit pricey) RWC themed t-shirts here. I'm tempted by the "H.M. Prison Australia" one, though I especially like the ones on page 2

A man walks into a mental home completely wrapped in clingfilm


The nurse turns round and says

Well I can clearly see he's nuts

MBTGOG wrote:For the football followers in here, does anyone know where Malaga have gotten so much money for transfers?

They've spent €53 million on transfers this summer.

Not sure if this was answered, but the Qatar family have bought them

good work guys. I am loving your work

My sister works at a primary school and one lunchtime, a pupil came up to her crying and said another pupil had called him 'the M word.' My sister was confused and asked him to elaborate, to which the boy said, 'he called me a f___ing muppet!'

Spike Milligan on receiving an honorary CBE : "I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a commander of the British empire. They might as well make me a commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists..."

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Kiwireddevil wrote:Afternoon all. I just spotted a site selling some quite good (if a bit pricey) RWC themed t-shirts here. I'm tempted by the "H.M. Prison Australia" one, though I especially like the ones on page 2

Ha, ha, they are good, Kiwi - I like the 'Chariots' one, altho even you must have sniggered at the 'Choking since 1987' one?!

OnASideNote wrote:Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

ha

Dwarves make up a small percentage of the population.

probably told this one before.

but did you hear about the physic midget that escaped from prision?

the news paper headline read

"Small, Medium at Large"

What's brown and sticky

- a stick.

What's pink and fluffy

- pink fluff.

"Mamgu had a ranch beside the Black Mountain…Yes, she did! A ranch!…Well, it was a farm really….Alright, it was a smallholding….A cow and a sow!”
TV HEROES - LINK

Ryan Davies = Comedy Genius FACT. END OF and a great voice. Listen to him singing Myfanwy, on youtube (can't access in work)

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:

Kiwireddevil wrote:Afternoon all. I just spotted a site selling some quite good (if a bit pricey) RWC themed t-shirts here. I'm tempted by the "H.M. Prison Australia" one, though I especially like the ones on page 2

Ha, ha, they are good, Kiwi - I like the 'Chariots' one, altho even you must have sniggered at the 'Choking since 1987' one?!

I did rather like the choking one

There's also a new Alternate Rugby Commentary promo out -warning contains swearing

Why do elephant paint their balls red?

- so they can hide in cherry trees.

First Atom: I think I have lost an electron.
Second Atom: Are you sure?
First Atom: I'm positive.

Ryan Davies gets stopped by the Police:

"blow into the bag please, Sir"

"Why are your chips hot or what?"

"Can you identify yourself?"

(Turns the rearview mirror so he's looking directly into it)

"Yes, that's me!"

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

- Monkeys eating cherries.

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Dwarves make up a small percentage of the population.

Statistics show 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.