The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

by Guest Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:34 pm

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the virtual rugby pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the Tommy Bowe photo on the bar. That's a banning offence

So pull up a chair....what'll it be? appletini

by Suspicious lurker Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:33 pm

Three tampons walking down the road, which one says hello to you???

None of them, they're all stuck up Cun....................................ts

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:33 pm

A crab went out to the disco. He danced all night and then he pulled a muscle.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:38 pm

GLAS - "Don't call Will on your father" Laugh

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:39 pm

Police raided Kermits lily pad and found 100s of nude pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn ever seen.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:39 pm

What's the best way to get around on the sea floor?

- By taxi crab.

by Mickado Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:39 pm

What's the difference between a hurl and a knackers bum?

You could survive a lick of a hurl.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:40 pm

What's purple, sits in a bowl and cries for help?

- A damson in distress.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:41 pm

There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary - those that do, and those that don't.

by Mickado Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:42 pm

PenfroPete wrote:There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary - those that do, and those that don't.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:42 pm

Two parrots on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"

by Thomond Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:44 pm

I'm actually enjoying all these jokes. Kudos to the movesmaster T.

by Suspicious lurker Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:49 pm

Two ducks flying in a row over Belfast, the one behind says "Quack Quack", the other turns and says "im goin as quack as can"

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:51 pm

Have you heard that they've discovered diahorrea is inherited?

Yeah, it runs in your jeans.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:53 pm

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:53 pm

Mary Rose

Sat on a pin.

Mary Rose.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:55 pm

Intel inside Idiot outside Whistle

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:56 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Mary Rose

Sat on a pin.

Mary Rose.

.....

................... laughing

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:57 pm

My aunt went to get her palm read.

- the gypsy told the her she had it but the palm would meet a tall dark hydrangea.

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:58 pm

An Post have withdrawn plans to put Grainne Seoige on a stamp.
A spokesman said "Half the men in the country would lick the wrong side"

by prop_lyd Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:58 pm

Some of these are already round the office in emails!!

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:59 pm

BREAKING NEWS ! BREAKING NEWS ! BREAKING NEWS !

A runwaway bear has taken over Disneyland - more to follow

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:00 pm

Penfro:

"But Will, he's turned my suspension belt into a capatult..."

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:00 pm

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

by mickyt Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:01 pm

hughie1986 wrote:Three tampons walking down the road, which one says hello to you???

wow

you went there.

None of them, they're all stuck up Cun....................................ts

by mickyt Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:02 pm

what's black and white and eats like a horse??

A zebra

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:04 pm

PenfroPete wrote:BREAKING NEWS ! BREAKING NEWS ! BREAKING NEWS !

A runwaway bear has taken over Disneyland - more to follow

in a Pooh D'Etat!

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:04 pm

A tramp walks past a man who's car has broken down

"wosser marrer?"

"piston broke"

"Hmmmf...me and all"

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:05 pm

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory
... But, you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

by mickyt Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:05 pm

I used to work in a banana factory.

Had to leave though, my boss went ape at me one day

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:07 pm

Why did Nivea cream?

Cos Max Factor.

Run

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:07 pm

An old man sees a little boy sitting on the curbside crying

"What's the matter?"

"I can't do what the big boys do!"

so the old man sits down and starts crying as well.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:08 pm

Why did the fly fly?

because the spider spied her.

by Thomond Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:08 pm

I'm going to ask,what sites did you lot use for jokes?

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:09 pm

Man goes into a bar

"sorry we don't serve fruit"

Sites! SITES! how dare you!

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:10 pm

What's the difference between a woman and a phone.........

You can put a phone on silent ..... Run

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:10 pm

For our techie friends......

How many Software Technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None......... it's a Hardware problem!!!!

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:13 pm

Q: What's a Wok?
A: Something you throw at a Wabbit.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:13 pm

Sawl dysgibl o Rhydfelen mae'n cymeryd i newid golau?

- beth mae golau?

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:15 pm

Whats long, hard, and full of semen ? A submarine

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:15 pm

Who's the most dangerous gangster in the sea?

- Al Caprawn.

by Mickado Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:17 pm

mickyt wrote:I used to work in a banana factory.

Had to leave though, my boss went ape at me one day

Stolen from me. Told a taxi man that story years ago.

by Guest Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:18 pm

Glas a du wrote:Sawl dysgibl o Rhydfelen mae'n cymeryd i newid golau?

- beth mae golau?

(translation needed though Glas! Whistle

)

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:18 pm

How many CONsultants does it take to change a light bulb?

I'll have an estimate for you a week Monday.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:20 pm

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:23 pm

What do ya call a fried egg on a moped?

.
A mad yoke.

by Thomond Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:24 pm

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:25 pm

How many Testers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We just find the problems, we don't fix them.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:25 pm

What do you call a spider without legs?

A raisin.

by PenfroPete Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:29 pm

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:36 pm

why is abbreviation such a long word?

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