The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the virtual rugby pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the collage of the captains of the World Cup Quarter Finalists pictures on the bar. We've got Sam Warburton, Brian O'Driscoll, Lewis Moody, Thierry Dusautoir, John Smit, James Horwill, Felipe Contepomi and Richie McCaw.

So pull up a chair....what'll it be?

Afternoon.

I won't be watching any WC rugby this weekend;full time catering for hundreds

If my SG predictions come out to be correct, the 7 other players missing from the ASM squad will be back next week, to join the first seven who'll be in training on Monday.
There's no Top14 this weekend either,so there may be a ProD2 match on Sunday pm, but I doubt that I'll have finished le boulot.

ProD2

I love it!

After Ireland won the grand slam I met up with a lad from work and a load of his mates, I was sweating buckets because the pub was wedged and we were dancing around afterwards. As I was talking to one of his mates (this was the first time I met her) she suddenly recoiled and started waving her hand under her nose as if she got a terrible smell. She asked “was that you?” and me (now very conscious of smelling like BO!) said “eh, yeah it might be actually, sorry!” she then grabbed her friend and said “do you smell that too?” suddenly about 10 people are standing around me wafting the BO away from them. I was pretty mortified, so I quickly left the pub, went home, had a shower and headed back into town. I couldn’t find my work pal or any of his friends, but ended up having a good night anyway.

Got back into work on the Monday and he said to me “here, you were stinking at the weekend” I sheepishly acknowledged him as being right but qualified it by saying the pub was a sweatbox and I was wearing a jersey. He said “no, you farted in the pub!”, I hadn’t. but I had inadvertently claimed a strangers fart as my own, and in trying to make up for it, left the biggest session in the city. I’ve not met any of his mates since, probably better off…

Thank you.

Mick(TEFC) wrote:

If my SG predictions come out to be correct, the 7 other players missing from the ASM squad will be back next week, to join the first seven who'll be in training on Monday.
There's no Top14 this weekend either,so there may be a ProD2 match on Sunday pm, but I doubt that I'll have finished le boulot.

But that means you've predicted Ireland for a win.....put 'em up

Kado,you have a young nephew right: http://www.lovell-rugby.co.uk/Rugby-Shirts/Canterbury/Leinster-2010-or-11-Home-SS-Pro-Rugby-Shirt-Kids

Might be of use. Presume you heard about the Arrested Devlopment series and movie?

OOPs,
Mistake,I forgot that I'd gone for sorry for the fright,Prop,but I must be one of the deluded who back Argentina

Hmmm I'll let you off then I guess....Gibbo however is 'avin it!!

Thomond wrote:Kado,you have a young nephew right: http://www.lovell-rugby.co.uk/Rugby-Shirts/Canterbury/Leinster-2010-or-11-Home-SS-Pro-Rugby-Shirt-Kids

Might be of use. Presume you heard about the Arrested Devlopment series and movie?

Wow, that's for nathin! Unfortunatley i'm such a good uncle/godfather, i've sorted my two youngfella's out a while back. Thanks though.

Yeah, read about the movie and series. Really surprised there's a series too but very much looking forward to it.

Michael Miss Micheal + Friends....

Take a look at Banner Michael! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STPiE-HDStw


I don't know if it will be as good but it will still be better than most shows if it was even half as good.

Glas a du wrote:

Ozzy3213 wrote:I've just realised I am going to miss the England game on Saturday morning!!!!!

That's constructive dismissal in my book Pete, I'll represent you, pro bono!

(as long as we win )

Glas,

This is what I was talking about. The fact that LDPCP was mentioning the England v France game and then you said "as long as we win"

So I was jokingly asking whether the "we" you referred to was England or France.



It wasn't worth it, was it?

prop_lyd wrote:Hmmm I'll let you off then I guess....Gibbo however is 'avin it!!

Gibson wrote:

prop_lyd wrote:Hmmm I'll let you off then I guess....Gibbo however is 'avin it!!

Is that a fight or a very freaky porn film??!!

Bit of both and a cuddle. You know how I am pal...

Speak Welsh to me you Hunk!

MrsP wrote:

Glas a du wrote:

Ozzy3213 wrote:I've just realised I am going to miss the England game on Saturday morning!!!!!

That's constructive dismissal in my book Pete, I'll represent you, pro bono!

(as long as we win )

Glas,

This is what I was talking about. The fact that LDPCP was mentioning the England v France game and then you said "as long as we win"

So I was jokingly asking whether the "we" you referred to was England or France.



It wasn't worth it, was it?

I didn't read back far enough. I'd said 'we' twice after that.

Gibson wrote:Bit of both and a cuddle. You know how I am pal...

Speak Welsh to me you Hunk!

No!! Maybe next time I see you face to face

Glas a du wrote:

Ozzy3213 wrote:I've just realised I am going to miss the England game on Saturday morning!!!!!

That's constructive dismissal in my book Pete, I'll represent you, pro bono!

(as long as we win )

Glas,

This is what I was talking about. The fact that LDPCP was mentioning the England v France game and then you said "as long as we win"

So I was jokingly asking whether the "we" you referred to was England or France.



It wasn't worth it, was it?

It wasn't worth saying once, never mind twice.

Not sure how that happened.

I wasn't even using the puter then?

Has Stag been banned?

Haven't seen him on here in ages?

I think he is causing havoc outside under a pseudonym.

Apparently, allegedly... it is in his contract not to talk to any faction, or Virtual Pub - which contains token Ulster fans.

Fair enuf I say...

I raised this outside, but how rubbish are the Welsh regions that they can't turn the sporting rivalry de rigeur in the NH i.e. Wales Ireland, into monster gates?

You are joking about Stag, aren't you?

It needs success to feed it, Glas. IF... and its a big IF.. Wales go all the way in this gig... watch the whole regional scene in Wales take a Quantum Leap.

There is so much more riding on our game than meets the eye.

Cari wrote:I don't know what the word is for not being able to smell

I say it's smell-deafness. My dad, for example, is smell-deaf.

Lucky,

You're just making stuff up now!

Excerpt from the Trevor Brennan Tours Rules of Company Etiquette. 2011. (c)

Rule 10.4.
"Thou Shalt not and thy will not - fraternise, mix with or have conversations with (company business or otherwise) people from the Red Hand persuasion. The punishment for this - is a box in the ear"

Rule 10.4. Subsection 5.
"Do not drink their soup under any circumstances"

Of course I am, Mrs P. I make up phrases too, like 'it's no skin off my toes' and 'it's water off a duck's crack.'

I hope they don't apply the rule retrospectively!

Anyway, I think he would be allowed to talk to us Ulster fans so long as he he did so while climbing over seats to punch us!

Rule 10. 4 Subsection 5 (Addendum)

"It is of course - permissible, to knock the shoite out of them, if they diss my pints or my mother."

"....And then get your Welsh mate to lie about it!"

Rugby was good. Back is hurting now though.

What position did you play?

4th 5 and 3/4s?

Full back.

It was good. My match sharpness will come back but I didn't find it as tough as the football.

MrsP wrote:"....And then get your Welsh mate to lie about it!"

They were French lovers. What can I say MrsP?

Story Munsty.

Are you a Felix Jones or a Rob Kearney?

Mickado wrote:
Got back into work on the Monday and he said to me “here, you were stinking at the weekend” I sheepishly acknowledged him as being right but qualified it by saying the pub was a sweatbox and I was wearing a jersey. He said “no, you farted in the pub!”, I hadn’t. but I had inadvertently claimed a strangers fart as my own, and in trying to make up for it, left the biggest session in the city. I’ve not met any of his mates since, probably better off…

I seem to remember a Phantom Farter when we all met at the Westgate on Heino weekend. Poor Micky "I don't fart in public" T got the blame I bet that was you, Stinkado

More of a Felix Jones though I think I'd prefer the Paul Warwick style at times, coming in at first receiver where possible.

Warwick is a real 10/15th.

I reckon you'll be sore tomorrow Munsty!

So....

What on earth did Stag do to get banned?

Don't know was not even aware he had been banned I also presume nottins has gone down the same road.

One is as bad as the other if you ask me!

Nah... Stag is more subtle... posters think he is a nice, reasonable, young man... and ref. And he is. But, because of that, he gets away with murder.

Im sayin nuthin...

I see(ha ha) that gouging in football(soccer) is a trivial offence;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15185716.stm

Well he must have done something pretty terrible to be banned for this long!

He was on today

Did he say anything terrible?

Strange!

Anyone know where my youngest has hidden her school shoes?