The Azzrentice! Task 1

This is the main page for your Apprentice competition. We'll work out prizes tomorrow, but for now, here are the teams:

Team Scholes
Olly - CAPTAIN
Marky
Trebs
Tooze - FIRED
Russ/Fan - FIRED
Nando - FIRED
Soddy

Team Wilshere
Viva - CAPTAIN
Zebs
Hero
CF - FIRED
Cherries - FIRED
Gregers
GSC - FIRED
Afro

The first task - DEADLINE 2359 ON THURSDAY 22 NOVEMBER - is very simple. England played Sweden on Wednesday night - I want you to tell me what each of the England starting XI would be doing if they weren't footballers. To be clear: this isn't a test of what did Joe Hart get in his Art GSCE, but a test of character assessment. You tell me what each player would be suited to in the real world, and the winning team will get a luxury prize. And from the losing team, one of you will be FIRED!

Viva, you are the Captain of Team Wilshere, and Olly, you are the Captain of Team Scholes. Please ask questions if you need any clarity.

Lord Azzy Mahmood

How witty can this be?

Grant Holt V2 wrote:How witty can this be?

In your case? Not very.

Oh my sweet word look at my team. It's Team Gangsta Illiterates.

Hero wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:How witty can this be?

In your case? Not very.

Oh my sweet word look at my team. It's Team Gangsta Illiterates.

Ouch. To me and your team.

Grant Holt V2 wrote:How witty can this be?

The wittier the better. But remember that I'm the judge

Come on Olly, delegate this motherfraker

Grant Holt would still be **** at football either way

How can you have CF and Cherries in the same side?

I don't like the name of my team, I'm sure we're allowed to pick our own names. I'll get our page up soon. Come onnnnnn.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How can you have CF and Cherries in the same side?

I don't like the name of my team, I'm sure we're allowed to pick our own names. I'll get our page up soon. Come onnnnnn.

No, the Team Names stay as they are. This is MY Apprentice, you'll do as you're told

Don' worry, I'll be moving the teams about next week

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How can you have CF and Cherries in the same side?

I don't like the name of my team, I'm sure we're allowed to pick our own names. I'll get our page up soon. Come onnnnnn.

I agree. It's an unfair advantage for your team. We'll muddle through and try to compete though.

You realise that if Viva's team wins, that means CF and Cherries > Olly's team

Afro has been added to Team Wilshere

Yo, where am I?

I think your name is Zebs

Ooh, I'm sticky

Zebs, your name on the list is...Zebs. What the hell is wrong with you today

same deadline as my history coursework, hard to pick which one to make my priority tho

Cherries this should take 5mins. 11 players divided by 8 team members = 1.375 players per person. Even you should be able to come up with an alternative profession for 1 person.

Ok do we do the XI for Sweden or just England?

Zebs, your name on the list is...Zebs. What the hell is wrong with you today

Sorry. Im a bit off the ball today.

11 players divided by 8 team members = 1.375 players per person.

OK, VivaTwilightDiva, whos my 1.375th of a player to re-career?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zebs, your name on the list is...Zebs. What the hell is wrong with you today

Sorry. Im a bit off the ball today.

11 players divided by 8 team members = 1.375 players per person.

OK, VivaTwilightDiva, whos my 1.375th of a player to re-career?

Wait I've just asked Azzy if its just the England team or sweden aswell. I made a team page for us go there.

Just England Viva.

That's a relief, after making 4 of them an Abba tribute band, replacing Chef on the Muppets and a cosplay Thor I was running out of Swedish ideas, Ikea was going to be busy.

Ace of Base - how many members have they got?

Well all that they want is another baby then they're gone tomorrow.

Don't turnaround

They saw the sign you know - and it opened up their minds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20356945

Looks like making the rest work at Ikea is out of the question

im not in this, i never said i wanted to be, in the apprentice as i dont have the time.

CF wrote:im not in this, i never said i wanted to be, in the apprentice as i dont have the time.

It'll take 5 minutes of your time, seriously.

To the rest of you, please make sure you read the rules accurately. Anyone that doesn't follow the rules will be punished in my Boardroom

azzy i dont have time for the apprentice seriously.

Dude it's a bit of fun that takes literally no time, seriously

If you want no part of it, that's fine. It's a chance to win extra moolah for your team, so it's only hurting your chances of Euro Division glory

Please note that the deadline for submitting your entries for Task 1 is 2359 this Thursday 22 November.

Team Captains must post them on this page

No worries Azzy xxx

I have an idea for after this task.

Fire everyone who didn't contribute to this week's task, and we can begin Week 2 with a smaller group of active participants.

Olly and Viva are captains, if it's seen they didn't do a good enough job, one of those would be fired but people who contributed nothing would remain.

Nice Idea Marky

Marky - why would the team captains be fired? Only unless they were to blame for the loss. Otherwise, it'd be the person I deem to be at fault being fired.

It's Azzrentice, up to Azzy on how many may go really!

Hero wrote:It's Azzrentice, up to Azzy on how many may go really!

Exactly, glad someone is using their brain today

I'll do a day of live Azzrentice tomorrow, which along with SHEEP will give us a fun day for doing tactics

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Hero wrote:It's Azzrentice, up to Azzy on how many may go really!

Exactly, glad someone is using their brain today

I'll do a day of live Azzrentice tomorrow, which along with SHEEP will give us a fun day for doing tactics

You know what would top the day off, non uniform day and we can all bring in our toys to share. Zidane is the type to sit on his own not letting anyone plays with his Power Rangers. Azzy would be the kid with the half working toys and Sodhats would be covered in

Viva would be the kid who'd try and show off his toy but then ask his mate every 5 minutes how to work it.

Hero wrote:Viva would be the kid who'd try and show off his toy but then ask his mate every 5 minutes how to work it.

Hero wrote:Viva would be the kid who'd try and show off his toy but then ask his mate every 5 minutes how to work it.

You'd be the kid who has the latest expensive toy but deep down you know you hav ethe inferior toy compared to me. You'll constantly be bigging up what your toy can do (Or lack of what it can do) just to make yourself feel better.

Zidane is the type to sit on his own not letting anyone plays with his Power Rangers

Damn right, there MY POWER RANGERS!!

Make it £9m for the two and you can confirm now

Azzy, how much of Breaking Bad have you watched?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Make it £9m for the two and you can confirm now

£9m for what two?

Viva/Zebs - we've got to near the end of Season 2. We only started it once we'd finished watching True Blood

Oh ist so much better than True Blood.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Make it £9m for the two and you can confirm now

£9m for what two?

Viva/Zebs - we've got to near the end of Season 2. We only started it once we'd finished watching True Blood

Wrong page lol

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Oh ist so much better than True Blood.

Dude Keeping Up Appearances is much better than True Blood

I got an idea for a task