Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:He didn't die that night...he was shot that night.

Good point.

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?
Tupac died on the night of a Tyson fight and did his entrance music - played out over a sound system - probably Bose,
The amphibrachic meter appears to have gone awry
It was higgledy piggledy at the beginning and that is why

Look at Truss trying to stick his face in like an unwanted orphan,

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?
Tupac died on the night of a Tyson fight and did his entrance music - played out over a sound system - probably Bose,
The amphibrachic meter appears to have gone awry
"Along with the topic message reminded" I cry
Hit-and-run Trussman sticks in his nose

Look at Truss trying to stick his face in like an unwanted orphan,
He should lie down and ask the nurse to turn up the morphine

Look at Truss trying to stick his face in like an unwanted orphan,
He should lie down and ask the nurse to turn up the morphine
I expect a cheeky retort,

Look at Truss trying to stick his face in like an unwanted orphan,
He should lie down and ask the nurse to turn up the morphine
I expect a cheeky retort,
Or some cocaine to snort

Look at Truss trying to stick his face in like an unwanted orphan,
He should lie down and ask the nurse to turn up the morphine
I expect a cheeky retort,
Or some cocaine to snort
Or a nice busty bird for courtin'

Have we done one on Bobby Duran?

Have we done one on Bobby Duran?
If we haven't then Truss is your man

I'm not soft or southern you great prannock.

I'm not soft or southern you great prannock
And don't come from the county of Lanark

I'm not soft or southern you great prannock
And don't come from the county of Lanark
Yorkie I'm not

I'm not soft or southern you great prannock
And don't come from the county of Lanark
Yorkie I'm not
And neither a Scot

I'm not soft or southern you great prannock
And don't come from the county of Lanark
Yorkie I'm not
And neither a Scot
And I measure my feet with a Brannock

One day, when t' bains were out larkin'

One day, when t' bains were out larkin'
A mysterious man was seen parkin'

One day, when t' bains were out larkin'
A mysterious man was seen parkin'
From Hull, I believe

One day, when t' bains were out larkin'
A mysterious man was seen parkin'
From Hull, I believe
No! 'Twas Christopher Reeve

One day, when t' bains were out larkin'
A mysterious man was seen parkin'
From Hull, I believe
No! 'Twas Christopher Reeve
Being pushed by the lass, Ellen Barkin

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there
Its a horrible place but he didn't care

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there
Its a horrible place but he didn't care
Boothferry Bridge

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there
Its a horrible place but he didn't care
Boothferry Bridge
And lard in the fridge

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there
It's a horrible place but he didn't care
Boothferrry Bridge
Freezes the alveolar ridge

Larkin weren't from Hull but he moved there
Its a horrible place but he didn't care
Boothferry Bridge
And lard in the fridge
And a somewhat unpleasant, uncouth, Mayor.

Uncouth and lardy John Prescott

Uncouth and lardy John Prescott
Has a vocabulary drawn from a cesspot

Uncouth and lardy John Prescott
Has a vocabulary drawn from a cesspot
His brother, Breidis

Uncouth and lardy John Prescott
Has a vocabulary drawn from a cesspot
His brother, Breidis
Is black, and beside is

Uncouth and lardy John Prescott
Has a vocabulary drawn from a cesspot
His brother, Breidis
Is black, and beside is
Often seen wearing a wais'coat

My next door neighbour, young Annie

My next door neighbour, young Annie
Wanted to be Pakistani

My next door neighbour, young Annie
Wanted to be Pakistani
But played hide and Sikh

My next door neighbour, young Annie
Wanted to be Pakistani
But played hide and Sikh
Was gone for a week

My next door neighbour, young Annie
Wanted to be Pakistani
But played hide and Sikh
Was gone for a week
In which time she learned Hindustani.

A man of incredible clean-ness

A man of incredible clean-ness
Left a dreadful latrine mess

A man of incredible clean-ness
Left a dreadful latrine mess
It went up the walls

A man of incredible clean-ness
Left a dreadful latrine mess
It went up the walls
And out of the stalls

A man of incredible clean-ness
Left a dreadful latrine mess
It went up the walls
And out of the stalls
For he had no control of his p***s

So Floyd's fighting heartless Ortiz

So Floyd's fighting heartless Ortiz
We'll see what Manny's retort is

So Floyd's fighting heartless Ortiz
We'll see what Manny's retort is
What will D4 say?

So Floyd's fighting heartless Ortiz
We'll see what Manny's retort is
What will D4 say?
I believe he's away

So Floyd's fighting heartless Ortiz
We'll see what Manny's retort is
What will D4 say?
I believe he's away
Or asleep, like the Blue Peter tortoise

Very quiet on the board today

Very quiet on the board today
Tis 'Coz the wums are out to play

Very quiet on the board today
Tis 'Coz the wums are out to play
Much better, for that

Very quiet on the board today
Tis 'Coz the wums are out to play
Much better, for that
Though there's still the odd t**t