The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:There is a f*cking line, superfly, and you are dangerously close to stepping over it.

I don't care if you're a lawyer or not.

Yeah!

I was just going to say that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This all seems to have gone a bit rapey.  No way Michelle consents with any of you lot.  

Don't you dare call her by her first name.

You don't know her.

Yeah superfly, pretending to know celebrities is Tina's game round here.

There is a line for you as well, Jeffrey.

Don't push me.

This is a bit off topic but does anybody remember Martika? You Tubed her last night. She was a belter.

seanmichaels wrote:This is a bit off topic but does anybody remember Martika? You Tubed her last night. She was a belter.

I remember Love Thy Will Be Done. She had quite a weird mouth didn't she?

seanmichaels wrote:This is a bit off topic

  

Don't ever change, seany. Don't ever change.

Imagine hearing 15 years ago that you'd one day "Youtube Martika", you'd be pretty damn excited.

I had Michelle blu-tacked to my wall when you lot when in nappies - not her obviously, a poster. I'll call her Michelle, thank you very much.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:This is a bit off topic but does anybody remember Martika? You Tubed her last night. She was a belter.

I remember Love Thy Will Be Done.  She had quite a weird mouth didn't she?

Written by Prince - very good song. I've got the Martika's Kitchen CD

JuliusHMarx wrote:I had Michelle blu-tacked to my wall when you lot when in nappies - not her obviously, a poster. I'll call her Michelle, thank you very much.

Was it next to your Édith Piaf poster?

Lillian Gish, if you must know.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:This is a bit off topic but does anybody remember Martika? You Tubed her last night. She was a belter.

I remember Love Thy Will Be Done.  She had quite a weird mouth didn't she?

I guess a bit

Spoiler:

Also you tubed Tiffany. Said this the other day but she married a bloke from Cannock who sells fireguards. He was on holiday and she just hit him up in a bar. I'd love it if Mirren did that to me.

Debbie Gibson posed nude for Playboy.

There will be a short recess while we all do a google search.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Debbie Gibson posed nude for Playboy.

There will be a short recess while we all do a google search.

You can't see any growler in the images I found. Don't rate her that highly anyway. Rich man's Michaela Strachan.

seanmichaels wrote:Michaela Strachan.

She was my first ever crush. Genuinely, she was.

Are there any pictures of her growler around?

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Written by Prince - very good song. I've got the Martika's Kitchen CD

I haven't, however if we are going to admit to slightly embarrasing 80's CD's we still have I still own and listen to Terrence Trent D'Arby's Introducing the Hard Line, is a belter.

How dare you bring this thread round to music.

Sorry Tina, my first ever crush was probably Claire Grogan ever since I saw Gregory's Girl, also liked the way she used to sing Happy Birthday.

Don't talk to me above love, Jeff.

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina, my first ever crush was probably Claire Grogan ever since I saw Gregory's Girl, also liked the way she used to sing Happy Birthday.

Yeah I liked her well. If only she'd had an interest in the animal kingdom like the lovely Ms Strachan, she could well have been my favourite.

Mine was probably the lead singer bird out of the Bangles.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Written by Prince - very good song. I've got the Martika's Kitchen CD

I haven't, however if we are going to admit to slightly embarrasing 80's CD's we still have I still own and listen to Terrence Trent D'Arby's Introducing the Hard Line, is a belter.

I bought True Confessions by Bananarama in the 80s.

seanmichaels wrote:Mine was probably the lead singer bird out of the Bangles.

Susannah Hoffs, she's still fit today. Bought A Different Light by them, the other 3 were munters though.

seanmichaels wrote:Mine was probably the lead singer bird out of the Bangles.

Susannah Hoffs Sean, can't work out if you did not know or could not be arsed to type it.

They actually shared the vocals. Hoffs got the limelight as she was much fitter, and was the lead on Manic Monday - another Prince song, by the way. Bought her 'Someday' CD last year.

Was a fairly safe assumption to guess he meant Hoffs though Jules.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Mine was probably the lead singer bird out of the Bangles.

Susannah Hoffs Sean, can't work out if you did not know or could not be arsed to type it.

Didn't know it was Hoffs

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Debbie Gibson posed nude for Playboy.

There will be a short recess while we all do a google search.

You can't see any growler in the images I found. Don't rate her that highly anyway. Rich man's Michaela Strachan.

Better than a rich man's Gordon Strachan.

Anyone googled "Casey Batchelor nude" (she's the gap toothed buxom trollop in Celebrity (Celebri-titty?) Big Brother)

It's not often I get to use the phrase "Bigger than ya f******g head, mate" but I feel it's appropriate in her case.

Rowley wrote:Was a fairly safe assumption to guess he meant Hoffs though Jules.

True - no-one fancied the others.

F*****g hell, Hoffs is 54. Wouldn't mind watching her and Pfeiffer having a wrestle in the garden.

I'm gone. Zoned out.

DAVE667 wrote:Anyone googled "Casey Batchelor nude" (she's the gap toothed buxom trollop in Celebrity (Celebri-titty?) Big Brother)

It's not often I get to use the phrase "Bigger than ya f******g head, mate" but I feel it's appropriate in her case.

Can't do it at work, you mean her bristols or her gash?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Michaela Strachan.

She was my first ever crush. Genuinely, she was.

Are there any pictures of her growler around?

Yes - just google "terry nutkins" if you want to see it

Galted wrote:F*****g hell, Hoffs is 54.  Wouldn't mind watching her and Pfeiffer having a wrestle in the garden.

That's reminds of a dream I had in 1986.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:F*****g hell, Hoffs is 54.  Wouldn't mind watching her and Pfeiffer having a wrestle in the garden.

That's reminds of a dream I had in 1986.

You were still having wet dreams in your early 80's? Fair play to you.

It's the same dreams, but they're dry now.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Anyone googled "Casey Batchelor nude" (she's the gap toothed buxom trollop in Celebrity (Celebri-titty?) Big Brother)

It's not often I get to use the phrase "Bigger than ya f******g head, mate" but I feel it's appropriate in her case.

Can't do it at work, you mean her bristols or her gash?

Bristols you silly SILLY person. Just convinced my workmate to search on his phone...he's just lost the vision in one eye!

One of the security guards where I work has a really little head, he looks like the tiny head guy from Beetlejuice.

Just googled it. Some serious heavy artillery.

seanmichaels wrote:Just googled it. Some serious heavy artillery.

TRE-BLEEDIN-MENDOUS

Brilliant on here today.

Magnificent.  Off for a poo but hope to be involved a bit later.

What are we all up to this weekend. Watching Wolf of Wall Street personally, quite excited love Scorsese and will be nice to get an insight into how Tina lives his life.

Rowley wrote:What are we all up to this weekend. Watching Wolf of Wall Street personally, quite excited love Scorsese and will be nice to get an insight into how Tina lives his life.

Watch One-Hour Photo instead.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:What are we all up to this weekend. Watching Wolf of Wall Street personally, quite excited love Scorsese and will be nice to get an insight into how Tina lives his life.

Watch One-Hour Photo instead.

Watched it last weekend. Little stalkerish w*nker.

Not up to much myself. Probably won't touch any alcohol as well....

Have also just bought Paul Weller tickets for Sherwood Forest in June, you can't beat an outdoors gig if the weather behaves. Today has the potential to be a good day.

Got to work this weekend - hopefully only this evening and tomorrow afternoon, but probably some of Sunday as well.

I'm going to wander around central London stuffing heaps of toilet paper into the bogs in all the public toilets I can find.

Galted wrote:I'm going to wander around central London stuffing heaps of toilet paper into the bogs in all the public toilets I can find.

That is the kind of thing some of my team mates do during cricket. Bearing mind games last for 7-8 hours, one day they refused to flush the toilet in the changing room and when we left the deposits had risen to the level of the seat.

Similarly we played at a club where there was a sign saying 'we are on a meter, please conserve water'. I walked in from batting and every tap / shower was running and our opening bowler was frantically flushing the 3 bogs consecutively.