The Culture Cup round 6

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think I'll upset Jeff now and say that Blackberry Way is a better song than Waterloo Sunset.

Why would the fact you're a moron upset me?

As an aside though another Move song, Flowers in the Rain was the first song ever played on Radio One.

That could and should have been posted on me remarkably unpopular Music anecdotes thread....

Sean, if the thread had been called useless music trivia it almost certainly would have been. I have any number of such facts I could amaze you good people with.

Hit me.

Happily, the first Spice Girls Single not to go to Number 1 was Stop, it was kept off top spot by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That.

None I would choose to share with you Tina. I am not superfly, shamelessly and tediously rehashing the same tired anecdotes. I move ever forwards.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Whether IT is more interesting than insects. As far as discussions go is akin to debating Westlife's best album.

Jeff, do tell us, have you any interesting musical anecdotes about Westlife?

I thought it was Busted?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Whether IT is more interesting than insects. As far as discussions go is akin to debating Westlife's best album.

Jeff, do tell us, have you any interesting musical anecdotes about Westlife?

I thought it was Busted?

Nah, sure it was Westlife. Could have been Boyzone but I don't think so.

Not sure why he is being so coy about it. It's a zinger.

Speaking of musical anecdotes, Dave Lee Travis once painted me in the nude. He was very professional.

Mind the windows Tino wrote:F*cking hell, Rick. You're currently quite high on my list of top 10 posters. You carry on talking about phones and DSN server lags and you'll quickly find yourself slipping down the table.

Sorry Tino I'll buck up, just trying to sooth michaels paranoia on being watched by the man

(though the compliment made me feel all fuzzy too)

superflyweight wrote:Speaking of musical anecdotes, Dave Lee Travis once painted me in the nude. He was very professional.

Sure it wasn't Rolf Harris before the diet?

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino wrote:F*cking hell, Rick. You're currently quite high on my list of top 10 posters. You carry on talking about phones and DSN server lags and you'll quickly find yourself slipping down the table.

Sorry Tino I'll buck up, just trying to sooth michaels paranoia on being watched by the man

(though the compliment made me feel all fuzzy too)

You're high up due to being from Cheshire so it's a good safe position. Just don't become complacent.

No, but my dad's met Rolf Harris.  
 
My dad has not yet been investigated by Operation Yewtree despite having played golf with a number of seventies/eighties celebrities including Kenny Lynch, Tarbie, the dad from the Oxo adverts that pretended to be married to Lynda Bellingham despite the fact that Bellers was about 3 divisions out of his league, Kenny Dalglish and Lennie Bennet.

Is your Dad Wogan?

superflyweight wrote:Kenny Dalglish

My arl man has played golf with Dalglish as well.

Small world.

My dad met Noel Edmonds once, said he was a right bell end.

Rowley wrote:My dad met Noel Edmonds once, said he was a right bell end.

I met the bloke who plays Ian in Eastenders. He was a bell end as well.

Edmonds could turn a man into a pogonophobe.

He deeply annoys me for some primal reason

seanmichaels wrote:Is your Dad Wogan?

Who knows anything these days when it comes to celebrities?

He also met Ronnie Corbett and said he could not have been more agreeable.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Kenny Dalglish

My arl man has played golf with Dalglish as well.

Small world.

If you weren't 36 and older than me, I would be starting to worry again that I was you.

rick_dagless wrote:pogonophobe.

Nice.

Every day is a school day.

Have to keep the place from becoming Soporific...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:pogonophobe.

Nice.

Every day is a school day.

Ah, it's a fear of beards. Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

 

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:pogonophobe.

Nice.

Every day is a school day.

Ah, it's a fear of beards.  Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Same difference in German porn.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:pogonophobe.

Nice.

Every day is a school day.

Ah, it's a fear of beards.  Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Similar things.

Galted wrote:Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Eurotophobia

Damn your Scottish, lawyerish eyes, superfly.

I have a beard you set of w*nkers.

Rowley wrote:I have a beard you set of w*nkers.

And you can be a c*nt sometimes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:pogonophobe.

Nice.

Every day is a school day.

Ah, it's a fear of beards.  Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Similar things.

Bog off windows

I wasn't impressed by 'soporific' - schoolboy stuff. 'Pogonophobe' is impressive though.

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Eurotophobia

With some of the skirt I dealt with in the past I'm surprised I don't have that.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wasn't impressed by 'soporific' - schoolboy stuff. 'Pogonophobe' is impressive though.

Feruere te usque ad senem fatuum.

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Thought it might be a fear of c*nts.

Eurotophobia

With some of the skirt I dealt with in the past I'm surprised I don't have that.

Ever see that Ricky Gervais programme, "Derek". Michaels is Kev.

"I've s*at" myself. Meeting over".

seanmichaels wrote:With some of the skirt I dealt with in the past I'm surprised I don't have that

Could be repressed sean...

If you start getting flashbacks don't blame me

starter - vegetable samosa
main - brown rice mixed with pesto and cheese (cheddar)
dessert - Twix caramel slice

was ok

Just on pasta with tomato pesto and sweetcorn myself. Possibly a vegetable soup (oxo cube) from the free coffee machine. Apple unfortunately didn't survive the journey to work.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wasn't impressed by 'soporific' - schoolboy stuff. 'Pogonophobe' is impressive though.

Feruere te usque ad senem fatuum.

Am I meant to be impressed by your use of Google translate?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wasn't impressed by 'soporific' - schoolboy stuff. 'Pogonophobe' is impressive though.

Feruere te usque ad senem fatuum.

Am I meant to be impressed by your use of Google translate?

Yep.

Obsecro, noli nocere......

seanmichaels wrote:Obsecro, noli nocere......

Am I meant to be impressed by your use of Google translate?

No-one uses Latin anymore, ipso facto it is a dead language.

JuliusHMarx wrote:No-one uses Latin anymore, ipso facto it is a dead language.

That is the second time you have me laugh today but seeing as you're being such a miserable t*sser, I am not going to give you a

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Hot beef Sandwich with Gravy

Spot on food for a winters afternoon...

Hot Pot.

Get in there.

Spot the Men of the North on this board...

how does gravy work in a sandwich. nothing better than dipping up gravy with bread but surely it would drip out all over your cnut beard?

seanmichaels wrote:how does gravy work in a sandwich. nothing better than dipping up gravy with bread but surely it would drip out all over your cnut beard?

Perhaps Rick waited a few days till it had solidified and then cut it into handy, sandwich sized slices?

if the bottom slice is thick enough you can eat about half without detriment.

It is then a game of chance whether to tough it up and eat it risking sloppage, or, utilise utensils to carve up the rest.

It's like a game with a meal...

Slow day so I'm trying to be pro-active by setting up my phone. Hopefully if I make it so I like it I won't drop it in a pint / leave it on roof of car etc etc.

As such, can anyone recommend a good weather app (not impressed by met office) and any other suitable apps for the 'dashing young professional type'.

ps mostly directing this at Galted and Rick as whilst they are clearly geeks, they are not miserable old beards like the rest of you.

seanmichaels wrote:they are not miserable old beards like the rest of you.

F*ck you then.  Find your own app.

seanmichaels wrote:As such, can anyone recommend a good weather app (not impressed by met office)

I use Weatherbug on Android sean

Accuweather is supposed to be good for iOs

rick_dagless wrote:I use Weatherbug on Android sean

Accuweather is supposed to be good for iOs

Down one place.