The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:08 am

rick_dagless wrote:WFH today I hate WFH

WTF is WFH?

Morning RickO. I assume you're having something cooked from a pot for lunch? Perhaps a whole chicken?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:29 am

Wages for Housework

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:30 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Wages for Housework

Yes, I think you're right. Working from home.

How is the building site coming on LD.

And more importantly, have you seen any funnel webs, huntsmen or snakes recently?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:37 am

A rabbit that i have gone out and shot myself last night Tino.

Morning TLD/Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39 am

rick_dagless wrote:A rabbit that i have gone out and shot myself last night Tino.

That's more like it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:46 am

rick_dagless wrote:A rabbit that i have gone out and shot myself last night Tino.

Morning TLD/Tino

They don't shoot them in The North. They catch them and rip their throats open with their teeth.

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:54 am

I've just completed the appropriate internet-research and can confirm that WFH does stand for Working From Home.

by trottb Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:00 am

Saw this today and it reminded me of you chaps. It seems the grammar police get everywhere, even bumpkin towns like Karratha.

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01 am

Galted wrote:I've just completed the appropriate internet-research and can confirm that WFH does stand for Working From Home.

Great work, Galted. Great work.

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I've just completed the appropriate internet-research and can confirm that WFH does stand for Working From Home.

Great work, Galted. Great work.

Thanks, Tino. I used the Google internet searching engine.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:09 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I've just completed the appropriate internet-research and can confirm that WFH does stand for Working From Home.

Great work, Galted. Great work.

Thanks, Tino. I used the Google internet searching engine.

That's magnificent. You're magnificent.

I have a great story about the time I used Google to look at some porn once. I then forgot to shut down and just left the screen on standby. Mrs Windows got the fright of her life when she lifted the screen up and it kicked into life.

Be careful with that Google thing, Galted. It's a double edged sword.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:13 am

Anybody got any snow?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Wages for Housework

Yes, I think you're right. Working from home.

How is the building site coming on LD.

And more importantly, have you seen any funnel webs, huntsmen or snakes recently?

Sorry for the late reply, Tino. I was outside cleaning up after the storms. It's going a bit slow right now... but no panic!
No spiders or snakes. I think they have all been washed away.

by **superflyweight** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got any snow?

I woke up to a couple of inches this morning.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got any snow?

Got any salmon?

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:19 am

Thanks, Tino. Just out of interest, is this "porn" quite easily accessible using the google?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:20 am

It's got a pony on the side.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:21 am

Galted wrote: Thanks, Tino. Just out of interest, is this "porn" quite easily accessible using the google?

Yes, in many forms. I think you should try it.

Maybe when you get home.

And make sure you shut down properly. Free advice for you, champ.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:25 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got any snow?

I woke up to a couple of inches this morning.

oooo errr

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote: Thanks, Tino. Just out of interest, is this "porn" quite easily accessible using the google?

Yes, in many forms. I think you should try it.

Maybe when you get home.

And make sure you shut down properly. Free advice for you, champ.

I thought there was just the one. In the Daily Mail it said a 38yr man who was obsessed with "granny porn" had tried strangling his 76 year old neighbor after she rejected his sexual advances.

I wonder what these other forms are of which you doth speaketh...eth.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:29 am

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got any snow?

I woke up to a couple of inches this morning.

oooo errr

It's snowing over here, Rick only works about a mile from me (I've no interest in meeting the c**t before anyone starts in down that particular f*cking road) however I'd say that whilst it's not a blizzard, it's definitely more that a light shower...so just regular snow I s'pose!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:32 am

There won't be snow in Bradistan this Christmas time, oh oh oh, the greatest gift they'll have this year is tripe.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:There won't be snow in Bradistan this Christmas time, oh oh oh, the greatest gift they'll have this year is tripe.

Think there's more tripe comes out of your mouth sean.

Think about it, you call it Bradistan implying that it's a Muslim stronghold and then talk about the gift of sheep innards, which they wouldn't eat.

It's just gibberish...at best!

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote: Thanks, Tino. Just out of interest, is this "porn" quite easily accessible using the google?

Yes, in many forms. I think you should try it.

Maybe when you get home.

And make sure you shut down properly. Free advice for you, champ.

Brilliant.

And you're the champ, Tino. Don't you ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

Anyone!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:54 am

DAVE667 wrote:

Think about it, you call it Bradistan implying that it's a Muslim stronghold and then talk about the gift of sheep innards, which they wouldn't eat.

It's just gibberish...at best!

You got me....

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

Think about it, you call it Bradistan implying that it's a Muslim stronghold and then talk about the gift of sheep innards, which they wouldn't eat.

It's just gibberish...at best!

You got me....

I'm just trying to help Sean, just trying to help

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:01 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

Think about it, you call it Bradistan implying that it's a Muslim stronghold and then talk about the gift of sheep innards, which they wouldn't eat.

It's just gibberish...at best!

You got me....

You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'... now
Yeah, you really got me now

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:57 am

I don't blame Dog for michaels-ing the thread. I blame all of us for allowing it to happen. We need to stick together in these trying times.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:02 pm

I agree, we should each continually interject, never allowing the thread to lie idle, even when, as now, we have nothing of import to say.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:07 pm

I concur with the sentiment.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:09 pm

It's only through education and understanding, compassion and tolerance that silly f*ckers like Dog learn the rules

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:18 pm

My hair looks quite good today. Finally called my lady on her slight podgyness yesterday, and now she won't speak to me. I'm hoping this lasts until Valentine's Day, so I don't have to get her anything.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:27 pm

kingraf wrote:My hair looks quite good today. Finally called my lady on her slight podgyness yesterday, and now she won't speak to me. I'm hoping this lasts until Valentine's Day, so I don't have to get her anything.

You're lucky, the last words you hear could be "Am I thin enough now?" as she works up a sweat plunging a knife repeatedly into your chest

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:39 pm

kingraf wrote:My hair looks quite good today.

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by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:40 pm

You should just buy her underwear that's too small for her.

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:45 pm

Bog off Cane.

Such tactics might work when your girlfriend needs to marry you to stay in the country Galted, but I suspect in my case doing that ends up with a scenario eerily similar to the one Dave described.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:46 pm

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:50 pm

I don't wear shades. I'm blind as a bat with a pair on. Also I'm pretty sure I made it quite clear I wasn't going back to blonde!

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:53 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:It's only through education and understanding, compassion and tolerance that silly f*ckers like Dog learn the rules

Sorry. I'll be late in for my next comment.
My parrot has sunstroke and someone has to stay home and look after him. (speaker phone is off)

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:56 pm

Just bog off Cane... Might have looked like that in my younger years when I had half an hour to kill doing my hair though.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:58 pm

You brought the subject up, you haven't given us much to go on in fairness.

by **superflyweight** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:58 pm

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:02 pm

Like a young Michael Holding, just paler, and with less facial hair. And less general cool vibes

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:07 pm

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:09 pm

Yes, just paler, with less facial hair, and a stykist who got the angles of my face to the contour of my Afro just right, unlike Holding.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:11 pm

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:11 pm

kingraf wrote:Yes, just paler

Racist.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

kingraf wrote:Yes, just paler, with less facial hair, and a stykist who got the angles of my face to the contour of my Afro just right, unlike Holding.

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by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:34 pm

No racist... I quite like the look of a young Michael Holding. Would have copied the side burns and such if my facial hair wasn't so damn patchy.

Hah Michaels! The only thing I've had whitened are my teeth.

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