The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 10:07 am

First topic message reminder :

Once I caught a fish alive.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
10. Which member of Boyzone also starred in Coronation Street?

Keith Duffy.

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:22 pm

1. Shanghai
2. Michale Vaughan
3. the Ivy League
4. Patrick Duffy
7. George Bernard Shaw
8. Bob Beamon and Mike Powell
9. Used to be a tenner - has it gone up to 20?
10. Keith Duffy

by Guest Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:That van will have a blood stained mattress in the back

Not sure Dave has ever been to Runcorn.

That's correct officer and I have a cast iron alibi* for every time you think I may have been there.

* I was beating a tramp to death with a piece of cast iron at the time.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:24 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:That van will have a blood stained mattress in the back

Not sure Dave has ever been to Runcorn.
That's correct officer and I have a cast iron alibi* for every time you think I may have been there.

* I was beating a tramp to death with a piece of cast iron at the time.

Explains Galteds absences during the day, unable to log on under supervision of nurses

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:29 pm

Round 1 - Hello
1. What is the world’s most populous city?
2. Who was the England cricket captain when they regained the Ashes in 2005, after 18 years?
Michael Vaughn - Tino
3. Brown University, Columbia University, Cornell University, Dartmouth College, Harvard University, Princeton University, the University of Pennsylvania, and Yale University are collectively known as what?
Ivy League - FLY!
4. Who played Bobby Ewing in Dallas?
Patrick Duffy - FLY!
5. What is 100 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit?
6. In old money, how many shillings were in a crown?
7. Who wrote the plays ‘Man and Superman’ and ‘Pygmalion’?
GB Shaw -FLY!
8. For one point each, who held the world long jump record from 1968 to 1991 and who broke that record in 1991, and is still the world record holder?
Beamon, Powell - FLY!
9. In the National Lottery, how much do you win for 3 matching numbers?
10. Which member of Boyzone also starred in Coronation Street?
Keith Duffy - Tino

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:30 pm

Has dementia finally set in Jules?

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:31 pm

Who wrote the plays ‘Man and Superman’ and ‘Pygmalion’?
GB Shah - Shaw

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:33 pm

Yes, dementia has set in

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:33 pm

superflyweight wrote:Has dementia finally set in Jules?

I beat you to the Keith Duffy one, 'Fly, In your face.

Jeff has an excellent anecdote about the time his grandmother ate one of Boyzones dogs with Kim Jong-un or something like that.

I'm sure he will regale it with us again soon.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Round 1 - Hello
1. What is the world’s most populous city?
2. Who was the England cricket captain when they regained the Ashes in 2005, after 18 years?
Michael Vaughn - Tino
3. Brown University, Columbia University, Cornell University, Dartmouth College, Harvard University, Princeton University, the University of Pennsylvania, and Yale University are collectively known as what?
Ivy League - Shah
4. Who played Bobby Ewing in Dallas?
Patrick Duffy - Shah
5. What is 100 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit?
6. In old money, how many shillings were in a crown?
7. Who wrote the plays ‘Man and Superman’ and ‘Pygmalion’?
GB Shah - Shaw
8. For one point each, who held the world long jump record from 1968 to 1991 and who broke that record in 1991, and is still the world record holder?
Beamon, Powell - Shah
9. In the National Lottery, how much do you win for 3 matching numbers?
10. Which member of Boyzone also starred in Coronation Street?
Keith Duffy - Tino

I'm being groomed, thats a turn up for the books

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:35 pm

Edited the post with the answers in 'fly. Where am I?

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:36 pm

Thanks Jules. Old people can be so kind.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:40 pm

Missing out on the Shah/Shaw gag sucks though.

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:43 pm

9. £25

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:43 pm

don't worry - I'm sure there will an opportunity for some Shahshaw Redemption.

by Guest Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:45 pm

Which barefoot female sang "Puppet on a string?"

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:45 pm

Owais Shah

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:49 pm

Shah(rm) el-Sheikh

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:53 pm

Barry Shahne

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm

shah-n magowan

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm

superflyweight wrote:don't worry - I'm sure there will an opportunity for some Shahshaw Redemption.

you people don't deserve me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:don't worry - I'm sure there will an opportunity for some Shahshaw Redemption.

you people don't deserve me.

It was good. ShawShahnk Redemption would have been better.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:don't worry - I'm sure there will an opportunity for some Shahshaw Redemption.

you people don't deserve me.

Damn right. God has mercy on infidels too

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:03 pm

shah-de

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:04 pm

Shah-nia Twain.

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:04 pm

Lee Shahrpe

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:05 pm

Shah and Shah alike.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:06 pm

Ishahnt Shahrma

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:08 pm

Shah sells seashells on the sea-Shah

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:09 pm

Come on and shahne, shahne like a star
(Shahne, ah ha)
Shahning so bright, like the star that you are
(Ah ha, ah ha)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shahne into the future
(Shahne, ah ha)
Spreading your light wherever you are
(Ah ha, ah ha)

by Guest Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:11 pm

Shah-kin' Stevens

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:12 pm

Shahndy Lyle

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:14 pm

Ayrton Shahnna

by Guest Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:15 pm

Diego Cost-shah

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:16 pm

George Bernard Shah

by **superflyweight** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:19 pm

ShawenshawG

by Rowley Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:19 pm

Disappointing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:22 pm

Rowley wrote:Disappointing.

I agree.

I shahn't be carrying this on any longer.

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:24 pm

You should join in with these stream-of-consciousness nonsenses once in a while Jeffery, it may go some way to assuaging your general grumpage.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:26 pm

Rowley wrote:Disappointing.

Shahmeful.

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:30 pm

Nigel Farshahge

by Guest Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:33 pm

Rowley wrote:Disappointing.

DI-SHAH-POINTING

Makes you sound like Shahn Connery

by Hibbz Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:40 pm

Shaht Up you fackin cants or yawl get a fackin shahlap.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:42 pm

Hibbz wrote:Shaht Up you fackin cants or yawl get a fackin shahlap.

You should post more often, Hibbz.

You're way funnier than most on here. Just behind Julius.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hibbz wrote:Shaht Up you fackin cants or yawl get a fackin shahlap.

You should post more often, Hibbz.

You're way funnier than most on here. Just behind Julius.

You hurt a lot of feelings on here mate, sudden stop to some mildly amusing posts.

by Rowley Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:You should join in with these stream-of-consciousness nonsenses once in a while Jeffery, it may go some way to assuaging your general grumpage.

If only it was that easy Union.

by Hibbz Tue 10 Feb 2015, 5:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hibbz wrote:Shaht Up you fackin cants or yawl get a fackin shahlap.

You should post more often, Hibbz.

You're way funnier than most on here. Just behind Julius.

Thank you Tina but I only visit in the hope of finding out whether anyone has in fact been to Reykjavik.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 5:27 pm

Hibbz wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hibbz wrote:Shaht Up you fackin cants or yawl get a fackin shahlap.

You should post more often, Hibbz.

You're way funnier than most on here. Just behind Julius.

Thank you Tina but I only visit in the hope of finding out whether anyone has in fact been to Reykjavik.

I was in Reykjavik last week mate

by Hibbz Tue 10 Feb 2015, 5:50 pm

Are you Shaw Shah? I think Galted is still awaiting a review.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 Feb 2015, 5:53 pm

Hibbz wrote:Are you Shaw Shah? I think Galted is still awaiting a review.

No. I was hibbing

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