The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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Sean is heterosexual.

windows wears the trousers.

Sean chooses his own clothes.

Nothing untoward happened to Sean at school.

Libraries aren't sh!t

Not for Tina they weren't

Rowley is not a luddite

Shah is not actually posting from Aleppo.

Sean has not planned a trip to Australia so he can ride a didgeridoo under the pretence that he is sampling the local culture

kingraf wrote:Not for Tina they weren't

They were for the librarian though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:Not for Tina they weren't

They were for the librarian though.

I wasn't really bothered about her.

I was just hoping she would return the favour that night.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:Not for Tina they weren't

They were for the librarian though.

I wasn't really bothered about her.

I was just hoping she would return the favour that night.

If you see her again look down your nose at her with the contempt you have for hugh jackman, whip out your willy and demand payment for overdue services.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:Not for Tina they weren't

They were for the librarian though.

I wasn't really bothered about her.

I was just hoping she would return the favour that night.

If you see her again look down your nose at her with the contempt you have for hugh jackman, whip out your willy and demand payment for overdue services.

I assume she still lives in Runcorn. I'm unlikely to go back there just for a handjob. Never say never though.

I'd be concerned she was still with the rugby league player from Warrington as well. I reckon he could take me in a fight.

It's just not worth the hassle, Shah.

i'd go anywhere for a handjob at the moment....

seanmichaels wrote:i'd go anywhere for a handjob at the moment....

When does cricket training start?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:Not for Tina they weren't

They were for the librarian though.

I wasn't really bothered about her.

I was just hoping she would return the favour that night.

If you see her again look down your nose at her with the contempt you have for hugh jackman, whip out your willy and demand payment for overdue services.

I assume she still lives in Runcorn.  I'm unlikely to go back there just for a handjob.  Never say never though.

I'd be concerned she was still with the rugby league player from Warrington as well.  I reckon he could take me in a fight.

It's just not worth the hassle, Shah.

I fancied this one bird at work when I was 19 she muse have been about 30 ish. Newly divorced (he left her for a younger model) and the only idiot daft enough to touch her was me. Anyway about 3 weeks of banging this vigorous woman culminated in me waking up to a hot breakfast and hints about marriage.


I wonder if she kept my underwear as a memento

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:i'd go anywhere for a handjob at the moment....

When does cricket training start?

had a couple of sunday morning jaunts already.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:i'd go anywhere for a handjob at the moment....

When does cricket training start?

had a couple of sunday morning jaunts already.

Do you have a youth team player that can w*nk you off?

shah has already offered.

Strongy wrote:Leonard did it the right way and talent not nepiticism rose to the top.

As spelling goes, that is pretty special.

superflyweight wrote:

Strongy wrote:Leonard did it the right way and talent not nepiticism rose to the top.

As spelling goes, that is pretty special.

Almost pseudo-spelling.

seanmichaels wrote:shah has already offered.

Don't take it to mean anything more than Me indulging myself in my passion for microbiology... I'm also willing to give you a brain massage.

I think it's a trap. He wants me to call him a thicko mick and to get banned.

superflyweight wrote:I think it's a trap.  He wants me to call him a thicko mick and to get banned.  

I don't think he is bright enough to set traps.

Hmm you are straying into stalkerish w@nker territory here super with bringing strongy's mistakes onto the cup board...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I think it's a trap.  He wants me to call him a thicko mick and to get banned.  

I don't think he is bright enough to set traps.

Plus if he was, the cement wouldn't hold so you wouldn't be trapped for long. I don't think you've anything to worry about.

Affurs:

Spoiler:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm you are straying into stalkerish w@nker territory here super with bringing strongy's mistakes onto the cup board...

Good point but I'm nothing if not petty and this shall continue.

Lovely stuff shah. Not only shoddy workmen, but they also indulge in terroriticism.

Fair point well made super, as you were.

no ideas?

Jamie Ford?

seanmichaels wrote:no ideas?

No, although I do know who the wendyballer is for a change.

It is good but it is not right.

Give up?

Harrison Ford?

That ford car that got nicked

George Ford

Model T Ford

Harry's son Ford.

Correct in a roundabout way.

Yay!

seanmichaels wrote:Harry's son Ford.

Correct in a roundabout way.

Clever.

I'm not just a pretty face.

Plans for the weekend?

seanmichaels wrote:I'm not just a pretty face.

Plans for the weekend?

Fingering librarians.

You?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I'm not just a pretty face.

Plans for the weekend?

Fingering librarians.

You?

Pointing at librarians while mouthing 'help please call the police' as youre led away by junior holding your hand isn't fingering them.

getting bummed by ISIS

Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex, something to eat, back to hotel, get changed, another foiled attempt at birthday sex, back out, watch the Villa game, go to watch the Charlatans, go back to the hotel and fall asleep and miss out on a genuine opportunity for birthday sex.

About the perfect weekend for me.

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,  

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

Its cheaper that way

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,  

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

She does normally need a good few drinks, but you never know.

seanmichaels wrote:getting bummed by ISIS

Even a goddess cannot escape the vacuum that is seans bumhole

what do you have planned this weekend shah?

Work tommorow, then mugging jews on sunday