The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,  

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

Do you clean the pipes out first?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,  

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

Do you clean the pipes out first?

Come on !!

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Away with the TSMR in Leeds, train there, check into the hotel, fumbling but almost certainly unsuccessful attempt at birthday sex,  

You'd really try it on without a drink first?

Do you clean the pipes out first?

He's waiting for the blacksmith to come and repair the ox damned pump first

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sean is heterosexual.  

I'm also extremely heterosexual though I would bum Hugh Jackman or Will Ferrell if I found either of them dead and there wasn't too much blood.

Fist, feck all to say.

Morning

Morning rick and any other pork snatchers lurking around.

I have the feeling we're in for another week of ding-dong-ding, etc.

Morning TLD, good weekend?

Yes, it was good thanks. Friday night seems a while ago already.

How was yours? Did all go to plan or was it more loosely put together?

Very loose weekend, but all the better for it.

Got a minor irritant of a head cold, not enough for any serious whining or WFH, but enough to be annoying.

Lame

Morning.

Replaced the Tumi with a Diesel puffa and a nice parka at the weekend. Looking stylish.

rick_dagless wrote:Very loose weekend, but all the better for it.

Got a minor irritant of a head cold, not enough for any serious whining or WFH, but enough to be annoying.

Lame

You poor bugger.
I hate it when you wake up and you know something has possessed part of you overnight.
Maybe take a couple of tablets of whatever... and a double dose of multi vitamins?

Morning sean.

Good morning.

I have imbibed drugs and feeling better...

Morning Tino/sean et al.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning rick and any other pork snatchers lurking around.

I have the feeling we're in for another week of ding-dong-ding, etc.

You have new doorbell fitted?

seanmichaels wrote:Morning.

Replaced the Tumi with a Diesel puffa and a nice parka at the weekend. Looking stylish.

Not often one wakes up and finds oneself back in the mid-90's.

Mad fer it.

Morning b!tches...another staffing f*ck up has left me in sole charge of the office. The only other time I'd be left in charge would be due to the aftermath of a heated office meeting/impromptu killing spree.

Anyway, just sorting the mail etc and listening to Witch Mountain's "Mobile of Angels"....the only thing that would improve this would be a cup of tea and it just so happens I'm the perfect person to make it.

As I always say, start the day with a smile...and get the f*cking thing out of the way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning.

Replaced the Tumi with a Diesel puffa and a nice parka at the weekend. Looking stylish.

Not often one wakes up and finds oneself back in the mid-90's.

Mad fer it.

I was worried about looking like an ageing muso like Jeff but the missus was pretty insistent.

Down to Christchurch for the weekend. Out on Saturday night and saw a 7ft bird who must have been weighing in around 250-270lbs. Strange thing was she was actually quite fit.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning rick and any other pork snatchers lurking around.

I have the feeling we're in for another week of ding-dong-ding, etc.

You have new doorbell fitted?

Not yet. That is the sound I get in my head when I read all the witty repartee on here.
Think I need to go and see a Doctor tomorrow... to see if he can help me sort these noises out.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning rick and any other pork snatchers lurking around.

I have the feeling we're in for another week of ding-dong-ding, etc.

You have new doorbell fitted?

Not yet. That is the sound I get in my head when I read all the witty repartee on here.
Think I need to go and see a Doctor tomorrow... to see if he can help me sort these noises out.

OK
(anti-michaelsing thread post)

Play tennis at the weekend Jules?

Yes thanks sean, I did play tennis. Spring league match - a comfortable straight sets victory in both rubbers.

seanmichaels wrote:

I was worried about looking like an ageing muso like Jeff

You could never look as good as me Sean. The key is in not letting your missus decide what you wear.

Where do you keep the spare ball when in rubbers?

seanmichaels wrote:Where do you keep the spare ball when in rubbers?

With the other balls.

It has to be close at hand sean so Julius thanks you for offering but it's unnecessary to store it in your arse.

Morning bitches. Called into work on my day off see ya in abit

ShahenshahG wrote:It has to be close at hand sean so Julius thanks you for offering but it's unnecessary to store it in your arse.

Morning bitches. Called into work on my day off see ya in abit

Look forward to hearing about a surprise bomb blast in Luton at some point during the day

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

I was worried about looking like an ageing muso like Jeff

You could never look as good as me Sean. The key is in not letting your missus decide what you wear.

He doesn't help himself, does he.

How was the birthday weekend, Jeff?

It was good mate, Villa got to Wembley, the charlatans were good and I drunk mountains of Guinness

Rowley wrote:It was good mate, Villa got to Wembley, the charlatans were good and I drunk mountains of Guinness

Get any?

Bit silly of the Villa fans though Jeff?

Surely you mean lakes of Guinness?

Morning all. 

Did you get to do a sex on TSMR Jeff?

Did not get any, it went pretty much as I predicted Friday

Rowley wrote:Did not get any, it went pretty much as I predicted Friday

Makes your location seem rather ironic.

Fecking 'ell England....

rick_dagless wrote:Bit silly of the Villa fans though Jeff?

What is it with football. It turns normally sensible people in f*cking morons.

I just don't get it. It's a silly game played by overpaid goons who wouldn't p*ss on the fans if they were on fire. Unless their agent told them there was some money in it.

Yet people let it rule their lives. I see it here at work. 'Normal' people with decent educations and massive brains (not me) who come into work on a Monday morning and let the weekends game dictate their whole week.

Union Cane wrote:Morning all. 

Did you get to do a sex on TSMR Jeff?

Thought he'd have done a sex IN her...unless she was asleep then, having resorted to self love, done a sex NEXT TO her

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bit silly of the Villa fans though Jeff?

What is it with football.  It turns normally sensible people in f*cking morons.  

I just don't get it.  It's a silly game played by overpaid goons who wouldn't p*ss on the fans if they were on fire.  Unless their agent told them there was some money in it.

Yet people let it rule their lives.  I see it here at work.  'Normal' people with decent educations and massive brains (not me) who come into work on a Monday morning and let the weekends game dictate their whole week.

I used to be like that until I realized that Liverpool winning f*ck all was going to mean I spent a lot of time sulking. Now I just grumble a bit then realize that like millions of football fans, I take no credit for any wins as I wasn't on the pitch at the time nor do I take any blame for their defeat for the same reasons.

I obviously prefer villa to win but losing does not dictate my mood for the weekend, just can't bring myself to care that much.

Aye boxing does that to me.

...and cricket for me.

Arthropods for me.

Sorry to see the state of england Sean. Ive not dared show my face in the world cup thread, pakistan play better when i dont get involved

...a decent/disappointing murder spree does it for me

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry to see the state of england Sean. Ive not dared show my face in the world cup thread, pakistan play better when i dont get involved

Need to sack Moores / Downton and the leprechaun

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry to see the state of england Sean. Ive not dared show my face in the world cup thread, pakistan play better when i dont get involved

Have a feeling our Ockers will meet your Jihadists in a quarter final.
There could be some extra blood, saliva and curly black hairs on the turf when they meet.

Na, the problem with english things (and pakistani things to the power of n) is the people in charge are stupid Kumquat who wouldn't know the slightest bit about cricket, but know about making money. In paksitan its more overt but essentially the same, a nod and a wink and some wiftuck is in charge. England will always build up to a certain level through the talents of the players at the time, then they will decline very sharply because theres no one else to replace em. Pakistan has lucked out because of sheer number of participants, but eventually the same thing will happen to em too.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry to see the state of england Sean. Ive not dared show my face in the world cup thread, pakistan play better when i dont get involved

Have a feeling our Ockers will meet your Jihadists in a quarter final.
There could be some extra blood, saliva and curly black hairs on the turf when they meet.

Dean Jones commentating.....

Theres life in the old dog yet, Chamone england

seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry to see the state of england Sean. Ive not dared show my face in the world cup thread, pakistan play better when i dont get involved

Have a feeling our Ockers will meet your Jihadists in a quarter final.
There could be some extra blood, saliva and curly black hairs on the turf when they meet.

Dean Jones commentating.....

Think Pakistan might win the world cup actually.