The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Hajduk

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 9:02 am

Tino wrote:Because you have super down as claiming Prima Nocta. That was me.

I'll say it again, he is sweaty, I am an English noble.

Ah, right you are, I saw Scotland and assumed...

As we all know "Assume makes and ass of u and me" (sorry)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Why did I @rse the quote up Tino?

Because you have super down as claiming Prima Nocta. That was me.

I'll say it again, he is sweaty, I am an English nobhead.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 9:05 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Why did I @rse the quote up Tino?

Because you have super down as claiming Prima Nocta. That was me.

I'll say it again, he is sweaty, I am an English nobhead.
So please headbutt me up my backside

by Guest Wed 15 Apr 2015, 9:19 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all. Unlike Tina and Mrs Windows I did not watch a programme about the miracle of child birth yesterday. I did however watch a programme about rich people digging basements into their homes in Kensington to build gyms and swimming pools underground, plans which apparently upset some other equally as rich people with the misfortune to be their neighbours.

It made me fear for the future of humanity and hate London even more than I currently do.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037112/Anger-15m-Kensington-townhouse-transformed-eyesore-seaside-hut-painted-bright-red-white-stripes-neighbours-objected-plans-install-super-basement.html
These will be some of the southern bast*rds you are referring to

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:19 am

DAVE wrote:These will be some of the southern bast*rds you are referring to

Can't even change your front door in Saltaire....

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:25 am

If anyone lives nearby please knock on doors neighbouring that monstrosity and offer paltry sums for their property just to stir it up more.

by Rowley Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:40 am

Watching that show last night Shah would suggest the neighbours are stirred up quite enough. Have not seen such an angry posh person since the last time tina got beat up by a seven year old.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:46 am

1.

Spoiler:

2. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi, On a hippie trail, head full of zombie. I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast.

3.

Spoiler:

4. Can't you find something else to talk about? Is this song the only one you sing? Makes you look better when you put things down? Value your opinion!

5. His body is a golden string , that your body is hanging from. His body is a golden string, my body has grown numb.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:46 am

Rowley wrote:Watching that show last night Shah would suggest the neighbours are stirred up quite enough. Have not seen such an angry posh person since the last time tina got beat up by a seven year old.

I'm not posh.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:47 am

Rowley wrote:Watching that show last night Shah would suggest the neighbours are stirred up quite enough. Have not seen such an angry posh person since the last time tina got beat up by a seven year old.

He had an eye gouged out by a four year old a few weeks back. If he stays in that house any longer we will start calling him abu hamza

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

2 - men at work - down under

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:49 am

5. Cheese strings

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:50 am

rick_dagless wrote:2 - men at work - down under

Correct. Looking for the link

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:53 am

3 - Chef. Chocolate Salty Balls

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:3 - Chef. Chocolate Salty Balls

Person is correct

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:3 - Chef. Chocolate Salty Balls

Person is correct

Alistair Cook or Chef?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:3 - Chef. Chocolate Salty Balls

Person is correct

Alistair Cook or Chef?

Alistair cook and chef

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:1.
Spoiler:

2. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi, On a hippie trail, head full of zombie. I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. Dagless

3.
Spoiler:
Windows

4. Can't you find something else to talk about? Is this song the only one you sing? Makes you look better when you put things down? Value your opinion!

5. His body is a golden string , that your body is hanging from. His body is a golden string, my body has grown numb.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:00 am

4. Shah

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:08 am

Criticise by Alexandra mcneil

by **Union Cane** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:44 am

1. Rodney / Ray / Danny Wallace?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:45 am

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:51 am

seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:1.
Spoiler:
Rod Wallace Cane

2. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi, On a hippie trail, head full of zombie. I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. Land down Under Dagless

3.
Spoiler:
Aistair 'Chef' Cook Windows

4. Can't you find something else to talk about? Is this song the only one you sing? Makes you look better when you put things down? Value your opinion! Alexander O'Neill Criticise Shah

5. His body is a golden string , that your body is hanging from. His body is a golden string, my body has grown numb.

by **Union Cane** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:52 am

5. Wild Child - Renegade Master

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:56 am

Fecking Masterchef...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:58 am

Masterchef correct.

5, Was Master song Leonard Cohen

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:00 pm

by **Galted** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Red hot darn sarf. Would have northerners scurrying for shade. Not bad for April

Getting dangerous in the city, they're all fleeing to the underground to get out of the sun and overcrowding the platforms so badly the trains are decimating them as they enter the stations. Liverpool St is going to be a pile of scabby limbs and heads soon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38 pm

Galters wrote:Liverpool St is going to be a pile of scabby limbs and heads soon.

Similar to the city that spawned the name...

by Guest Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:57 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Galters wrote:Liverpool St is going to be a pile of scabby limbs and heads soon.

Similar to the city that spawned the name...

Not sure anyone with any connection to Bradford should be throwing those particular stones, Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:02 pm

DAVE wrote:Not sure anyone with any connection to Bradford should be throwing those particular stones, Rick

Fair point DAVE...

by Guest Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:08 pm

Off to the garden centre and builders merchants...need to dig my garden over in the next few weeks

I'll say no more!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:11 pm

Bet london is clunge central now the northerners have had to flee to the deeps. They can roam the streets freely without fear of being pick pocketed or serenaded with a banjo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:13 pm

DAVE wrote:Off to the garden centre and builders merchants...need to dig my garden over in the next few weeks

Just leave an anonymous note at your work place stating there may be a body/drugs/safety deposit box (delete as appropriate) at said garden, and let them do the hard digging...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Bet london is clunge central now the northerners have had to flee to the deeps. They can roam the streets freely without fear of being pick pocketed or serenaded with a banjo.

Only partially true sean. Tino inherited some hedonistic music from his papa so you'll hear him strumming away on his banjo to jailhouse rock

by Rowley Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:27 pm

Sean's doppleganger is moving on to pastures new.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32317833

If he comes to the UK you could be quids in through some lookalike work.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:27 pm

Windows will have his jersey over his shoulders in this weather.

Galted however....

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by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:30 pm

My little bro took a few selfies with me and persuaded hs mates back in Bali that he'd met Klopp in Christchurch (Bournemouth)....

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows will have his jersey over his shoulders in this weather.

Galted however....

Jerseyless today. Lovely and warm so left them at home.

That isn't Galted. He is a slap head.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows will have his jersey over his shoulders in this weather.

Galted however....

Jerseyless today. Lovely and warm so left them at home.

That isn't Galted. He is a slap head.

Galted is a slaphead? I always envisaged him looking a bit like Bjorn out of ABBA?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows will have his jersey over his shoulders in this weather.

Galted however....

Jerseyless today. Lovely and warm so left them at home.

That isn't Galted. He is a slap head.

Galted is a slaphead? I always envisaged him looking a bit like Bjorn out of ABBA?

Yeah, he said something about it on ONEBALLS attention seeking 'Life and other sh*t' thread ages ago. ONEBALL was moaning about entering his 40's and losing his hair/sex appeal to the ladies.

G-Unit tried to placate him by saying that he had hit his 40's with his hair thinning. Something along those lines anyway.

Hi-Tecs, Gore-Tex and a red, sunburned noggin. No wonder he leaves a trail of gash behind him.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:58 pm

Our IT crowd are a bit funny looking.

There's a bird just joined Marketing here who is FIT. Looks like Ashley Judd. I would nob her but I saw her bloke drop her off on Monday. Drove a flash BMW, reckon the KIA may be a backward step for her at the current time. Plenty of boot space having said that. Dave should get one....

by Adam D Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:00 pm

Artists and connection:

1.     Do you remember, chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
2.     Full moon in the city, And the night was young,I was hungry for love, I was hungry for fun.
3.     Father It's not time to make a change, Just relax, take it easy
4.     I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on
5.     There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:05 pm

Is number 2 I drove all Night by Roy Orbison?

by **Union Cane** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:06 pm

3. Father Father & Son - Boyzone / Cat Stevens / Bee Gees

by Adam D Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:06 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is number 2 I drove all Night by Roy Orbison?

Nope!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:06 pm

1. Marillion - Kayleigh
5 might be Seal - Kiss from a Rose

by Adam D Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Marillion - Kayleigh
5 might be Seal - Kiss from a Rose

Correct

by Rowley Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:10 pm

4 is drop it like it's hot I believe, by Snoop Doggy Dog

by Rowley Wed 15 Apr 2015, 2:10 pm

Fish, Dog, Cat, Seal

Animals is the connection.

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