The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hajduk

Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

You're closer than you could ever know. As long as you always bear in mind Sean is 100% heterosexual you'll not go far wrong.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

What do you do to your targets Ziggy?

Fack off san.

You caant just cam on this fred acting like ya sam sort ov billy big bolloks. Ya names nat daan ya aint comin in.

Tino ull cat ya wiv is shank fram ere to ear.

Hibbz e as to ang raand in the corner feeding off scraps from de big boys table for years 'til ees been allaad to speak.

Faacking Waanka takin liberties wiv 'is blue badge.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

As a tip if you are going to post on here more frequently I would keep an eye on your grammar. People have obviously let the hes rather than he's slide as your a newbie, but I can assure you the regulars are not normally so forgiving.

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

As a tip if you are going to post on here more frequently I would keep an eye on your grammar. People have obviously let the hes rather than he's slide as your a newbie, but I can assure you the regulars are not normally so forgiving.

I glossed over the lower-case 'b' in 'but' for that very reason, but he's on the watch list now.

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

As a tip if you are going to post on here more frequently I would keep an eye on your grammar. People have obviously let the hes rather than he's slide as your a newbie, but I can assure you the regulars are not normally so forgiving.

C*nt

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

As a tip if you are going to post on here more frequently I would keep an eye on your grammar. People have obviously let the hes rather than he's slide as your a newbie, but I can assure you the regulars are not normally so forgiving.

C*nt

C*n't

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

As a tip if you are going to post on here more frequently I would keep an eye on your grammar. People have obviously let the hes rather than he's slide as your a newbie, but I can assure you the regulars are not normally so forgiving.

C*nt

C*n't

Kont

You all missed the 'he's' - twice.
You're lucky I don't book you all one way tickets to Van Diemen's Land on the Carnival Spirit. However, I shall let it go this time. Be Warner'd.

At least Hibbz is typing sense though. If only I had paid attention in Flemish class.

I forgot about the grammar attacks on this area of the forum. I encourage such behaviour.

With that in mind I am surprised that Adam is so welcomed in these parts.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Every so often I come on this thread to see whats going on. I've never been able to work it out. but I refuse to give up. I think Tino might be part of some sort of cult, but thats only my current working theory. I think Julius might be the secret to all of this though, hes my next target

What do you do to your targets Ziggy?

I like to play with them. The primary form of attack is to edit all of their posts to reflect how I truly feel their grammar would be represented by their spoken words.

Fist!

Hail your one true master!

Good work superfly. Never easy to beat rick in the morning, but you've smashed him.

I always like to give the first post up from time to time, it keeps my karma balanced before I go and abuse the law and it's associated persons...

Morning Jeff/supes

Morning all.

Morning Tino.

Morning.

Saw a HUGE accident on my way to the gym. Pretty sure that there are no survivors. Africa's a tough place

Morning Raf, pleasant way to start the day mate...

Morning.

Anybody know the famous person / people living in the marble arch area? Some seriously tooled up five-0's looking after a house there.

I know Clegg is Putney and pretty sure Cameron lives elsewhere.

Morning Rick. Was particularly horrific. Some black Diamond was in a large SUV with what I assume was a bevy of women. Diced with a red light and the truck coming from nowhere won.

Blimey...

Physics usually takes charge in those situations...

Hibbz wrote:
Tino ull cat ya wiv is shank fram ere to ear.

You were doing so well, Hibbz. Then you let your poshness take over right at the end.

Reading about these bad boys yesterday Tino

http://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

Must be porn for you?

rick_dagless wrote:Reading about these bad boys yesterday Tino

http://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

Must be porn for you?

That's as erotic as it gets for me, RiCKOpedia. Thanks for that.

I went to some show last summer in Cambridge about dinosaurs and pre-historic arthropods. They had a life size model of one of those giant dragonflys. F*cking huge.

You would need a massive tennis racket to swat them bad boys.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Reading about these bad boys yesterday Tino

http://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

Must be porn for you?

That's as erotic as it gets for me, RiCKOpedia.  Thanks for that.

I went to some show last summer in Cambridge about dinosaurs and pre-historic arthropods.  They had a life size model of one of those giant dragonflys.  F*cking huge.  

You would need a massive tennis racket to swat them bad boys.

I find your average tennis racket with a 12v battery deals with most anthropids quite comfortably.

That place I walked past last night was Tony Blair's. Wonder how much 6 cops with sub machine guns 24 hours round the clock costs the tax payer.

Makes me glad for that big old meteorite/gods wrath (delete as appropriate) Tino

Not one of those bugs could stand up to a vigorous stomp. I'd fancy my chances even if I was wearing a pair of sean's brothel creepers.

Wouldn't last 10 mins on the Lawhill eh super!

Bit worried about today, two interlopers yesterday, Hibbz is not here frequently enough to be considered otherwise, no matter how much we might like him. Has thrown me off, if the culture cup provides nothing else, and deep down we know it doesn't, it provides certainty in an uncertain world. Lose that and what have I got left?

Rowley wrote:Bit worried about today, two interlopers yesterday, Hibbz is not here frequently enough to be considered otherwise, no matter how much we might like him. Has thrown me off, if the culture cup provides nothing else, and deep down we know it doesn't, it provides certainty in an uncertain world. Lose that and what have I got left?

Pull yourself together you f*cking girl.

If only it was that easy Tina, wait till you hit my advanced age, the realisation your best years are long since passed and a new ailment with every day including my gout which may well not be gout. Very stressful is ones middle age.

Rowley wrote:If only it was that easy Tina, wait till you hit my advanced age, the realisation your best years are long since passed and a new ailment with every day including my gout which may well not be gout. Very stressful is ones middle age.

We've already got one member who is soft in the head, we can't carry another passenger.

Even though you're a pompous old muso who uses ridiculous words from time to time, I still hold you in some kind of esteem. My love only stretches so far though, Jeff.

And you don’t have gout. That’s for Scottish people and English royalty.

Thanks Tina, sometimes tough love it what is needed. I am now ready to deal with the interlopers in the way they should be dealt with, in the unlikely event they reappear. I will be rude, snippy and unpleasant as tradition dictates.

I reckon that's scared 'em off Jeff.
I wasn't sure why Dolphin appeared in the first place. I couldn't see the porpoise reason.

Has sean been feeding him kippers again?

JuliusHMarx wrote:I reckon that's scared 'em off Jeff.
I wasn't sure why Dolphin appeared in the first place. I couldn't see the porpoise reason.

No need to be Flippernt

I fink Dolphin was just lonely.

On to politics, I don't trust the SNP. I always think there is something fishy about Nicola Sturgeon.....

He shouldn't bottlenose these things up.

Eccomes on all too briefly, and will miss the punnery.

I am dugong in the tooth for this punnery.

I was sat in Pret yesterday on Farringdon Street having a coffee and watching the world go by. Some bloke walked up to a Big Issue seller and brought his hand down in a hammering motion on her stack of magazines, scattering them all over the pavement and road. He then gave her the bird and walked off laughing.

What have we become.

what a c*nt.

was he a nutter?

Tino wrote:I was sat in Pret

FFS Tino, we need to get you a whippet, and soon...

Tino wrote:What have we become.

'kin sountherners by the look of it...

seanmichaels wrote:what a c*nt.

was he a nutter?

I don't know, I didn't ask him.

He was a builder of some description. Had his helmet under his arm and a hi-vis jacket on.

The Big Issue seller was of middle-eastern origin, I can only assume that was his reason.

seanmichaels wrote:I am dugong in the tooth for this punnery.

I thought you might be breaming with interest, mate.

I'll tell you something. That Greens woman should be playing bass in a string quartet... not playing politics. I wouldn't grouper her even wearing oven mits. She really knows jack all about Britain. The way she carped on about reforming fiscal policy. I mean really...

rick_dagless wrote:

FFS Tino, we need to get you a whippet, and soon...

Fair point, but sometimes they give you free coffee. I was hoping it was my turn.

she the big aussie rug muncher?