The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hajduk

Gonna check the result first, if the reports are it's a stinker I may not even bother watching. Mind you, Floyd'll probably start charging people to discuss it soon.

Davebombed.

ShahenshahG wrote:Davebombed.

Better than a Shahbomb.

At least Dave's are metaphorical.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Davebombed.

Better than a Shahbomb.

At least Dave's are metaphorical.

I was referring to his tendency to fart on his victims faces as they beg for mercy, but I forgive you tino, you wouldn't know any better since having your nose flattened by a teething child.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Davebombed.

Better than a Shahbomb.

At least Dave's are metaphorical.

I was referring to his tendency to fart on his victims faces as they beg for mercy, but I forgive you tino, you wouldn't know any better since having your nose flattened by a teething child.

Can't we move on to michaels now? He got knocked out by an iPad. That's way worse.

And he is a bummer.

Morning all. I will be watching the fight, my brother and one and only friend will be coming round. You're all welcome, except Tina, who actually has my address so could turn up in person.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Davebombed.

Better than a Shahbomb.

At least Dave's are metaphorical.

I was referring to his tendency to fart on his victims faces as they beg for mercy, but I forgive you tino, you wouldn't know any better since having your nose flattened by a teething child.

Can't we move on to michaels now?  He got knocked out by an iPad.  That's way worse.

And he is a bummer.

He didn't get knocked out by a ipad, he thought it was a electric sanitary towel and experimented by trying to apply it to the nearest thing to a c*nt he's ever had. His face.

Rowley wrote:Morning all. I will be watching the fight, my brother and one and only friend will be coming round. You're all welcome, except Tina, who actually has my address so could turn up in person.

Nice of you to at least pay lip service to opening your home as a shelter for the abused.

and Good morning.

Morning Jeff.

I meant to say, have you changed your curtains again? They look different.

No, just washed them. Obviously I was only joking Tina, you'd be more than welcome. I feel on the back of my lovely Pointless offer yesterday we have moved on from some of our previous difficulties, I intend to make a conscious effort not to break this new era of understanding too quickly.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all. I will be watching the fight, my brother and one and only friend will be coming round. You're all welcome, except Tina, who actually has my address so could turn up in person.

Nice of you to at least pay lip service to opening your home as a shelter for the abused.

and Good morning.

Thing is, they weren't abused until after they went in

and Good Morning peasants

It's very kind, Jeff, but I still have the problem of getting to Stafford on the Sunday.

I suppose I could kip at yours (I'd pay my share of the PPV and beer) but I'd have to bring the boy along. You don't want that.

I can't have him karate kicking you in the face in your own home. How embarrassing.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all. I will be watching the fight, my brother and one and only friend will be coming round. You're all welcome, except Tina, who actually has my address so could turn up in person.

Nice of you to at least pay lip service to opening your home as a shelter for the abused.

and Good morning.

Thing is, they weren't abused until after they went in

and Good Morning peasants

It wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to free TSMR from the chains in the basement. They've no one to blame but their do gooding selves

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all. I will be watching the fight, my brother and one and only friend will be coming round. You're all welcome, except Tina, who actually has my address so could turn up in person.

Nice of you to at least pay lip service to opening your home as a shelter for the abused.

and Good morning.

Thing is, they weren't abused until after they went in

and Good Morning peasants

It wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to free TSMR from the chains in the basement. They've no one to blame but their do gooding selves

I know, I was think it had saved me the job of doing it myself (chaining her up, not freeing her)

Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Galtova's off to the coast with her photography club. I just bet she forgets to take her camera yet again. She's so thick.

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Galtova's off to the coast with her photography club. I just bet she forgets to take her camera yet again. She's so thick.

I come round if you get rid of the cat?

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Galtova's off to the coast with her photography club. I just bet she forgets to take her camera yet again. She's so thick.

I (sic) come round if I can bring my cat.

Damn your eyes, Marx.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Galtova's off to the coast with her photography club. I just bet she forgets to take her camera yet again. She's so thick.

I come round if you get rid of the cat?

You don't need to speak like Galtova...sorry, you not have to talking like Galtova speaks

Damn your eyes, SerialDave.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Damn your eyes, Marx.

Damn your 'I's Tino.

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Make it a 8 pack of tyskie and i'll consider.

Very good Jules. Very good indeed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Galtova's off to the coast with her photography club. I just bet she forgets to take her camera yet again. She's so thick.

I come round if you get rid of the cat?

Ok. We have a small cat prison that'll hold her for a few hours. Will you be wanting sugar in your tea?

No thanks, flower.

Your company will be sweet enough.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Got the place to myself tomorrow if anyone wants to pop round for a cup of lemon and ginger tea.

Make it a 8 pack of tyskie and i'll consider.

It's been so long since I got bladdered that I don't know what offies stock these days.

Would you like some tea? I have tea.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No thanks, flower.

Your company will be sweet enough.

Awwwwww.

Do you want the Starbucks mug or one of Galtova's Keanu Reeves mugs? You have to give it back when you're finished your tea.

Galted, can I come round for the FA Cup Final, would be nice to watch it with a fellow culture cupper, who is also a Villa fan.

Rowley wrote:Galted, can I come round for the FA Cup Final, would be nice to watch it with a fellow culture cupper, who is also a Villa fan.

I would be honoure, Jeff. I will ask Boris if the Northern Line can be diverted to Greenwich for the day.

I'll walk it Galted. I don't trust the underground train thing.

Probably best. It's always f*cking broken anyway.

That's cos dippy southern c*nts keep throwing themselves under it such is the horror of actually being southern.

Does anyone want to come round my house?

Other than Sean of course. I don't trust him round my daughters. He can stay in the garden and tend to the lawn.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does anyone want to come round my house?

Yes. Let me know when you're out.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does anyone want to come round my house?

Do we get to go in the main house, or just the grounds and guest quarters?

I'll bring my mowers windows.

I'd probably let Jules in the main house, Jeff.

Would you be offended if I kept you with SerialDave in the staff quarters? You can play SLAYER at ear splitting volumes in there without waking the kids.

I'd take you up on the offer Tina but A/ I don't travel B/ I don't think the denizens of Poshland (or wherever it is you live) would appreciate the Midsomer Murders style carnage an overnighter would bring and, perhaps most importantly, C/ I'm watching the fight at Dipper Brown's house. It's 1, Cardiff Street, Cardiff and I've just got to ask for Dipper. Hopefully my dear friend Steffan will be there and we can laugh and talk until the wee small hours, watch the fight and then go on our way, safe in the knowledge that our bond is stronger than any of the tape used to restrain struggling prostitutes

F*king hell, it's like one of SerialDave's ex girlfriends round here.

Bereft of life?

Was just thinking that myself. Foolishly thought that some of them may have got their heads down to do some work for a bit but quickly realized what a feckless bunch of bone idle w*nkstains they are. ('cept you of course tina)

Yep.

Shuffled of it's mortal coil.

*off

Damn your eyes, Cane.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*king hell, it's like one of SerialDave's ex girlfriends round here.

Glad it is not like one of Sean's ex girlfriends round here, would hate to think the last 12 months had been a Bobby Ewing style dream.

The thread is in the same state as the office banter. Pointed out to the angry kiwi that he's wearing the same shirt as yesterday and he hasn't spoken to anyone since except to tell the cheerful Vietnamese engineer to f*ck off when he came round to collect some memory.

New Zealand fought in the Vietnam war. Perhaps he is still annoyed about that?

I think he's got the hump because of Root's century. Lewis Hamilton's success isn't helping either.

Root is averaging 128 since the failed ashes campaign. 128, Galted.

Lewis Hamilton is a knob. I have some sympathy with the Angry Kiwi on that.

MAYBE THE ENGINEER DRILLED A HOLE IN THE KIWI'S SKULL AND PHYSICALLY REMOVED THE PART OF THE BRAIN LINKED TO MEMORY...