The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Hajduk

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:27 pm

Tino. You and me - Bargain Hunt. Phuck the rest of 'em.

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:27 pm

I will be extremely disappointed if we get on the show and he turns out to be a complete ralphy. I will be providing his address details to DAVE along with some completely made up criticisms of SLAYER Superfly has said.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Superfly is making a compelling argument, he can do the high brow stuff

He makes sh*t up though. He is worse than Sean.

Why am I the only person that see through his lies.
You're better than all of us?

I f*cking love you, David.

If you really loved me you'd know my name is DAVE, not David. Plenty of people have made that mistake...I'll say no more.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:30 pm

Rowley wrote:I will be extremely disappointed if we get on the show and he turns out to be a complete ralphy. I will be providing his address details to DAVE along with some completely made up criticisms of SLAYER Superfly has said.

I'll be waiting by the letterbox

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino. You and me - Bargain Hunt. Phuck the rest of 'em.

This is one of the best days of my life. Yes, Julius. F*cking YES!

Superfly, you're a Bargain Hunt.

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:42 pm

It was slim picking for jeff. Who in their right mind would go on TV with any of the following:

A senile old tennis player who may or may not be Cliff Richard.
Britain's angriest man who also has a penchant for having sex in the workplace
A man who will wear a crap jumper and who may try to finger Alexander Armstrong if he mentions the word 'librarian'.
A jihadist
A Jurgen Klopp lookalike trying to suppress his blatant homosexuality
Raf
A w@nking Ray Mears lookalike

It was between me and Rick.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:46 pm

I'll be good if you have to guess the beaver definition of a fully clothed bird.

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:46 pm

The question I'd struggle with most is when Armstrong asks what you'd spend the jackpot on. The temptation to say "a boatload of porn" must be overwhelming.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:It was slim picking for jeff. Who in their right mind would go on TV with any of the following:

A senile old tennis player who may or may not be Cliff Richard.
Britain's angriest man who also has a penchant for having sex in the workplace
A man who will wear a crap jumper and who may try to finger Alexander Armstrong if he mentions the word 'librarian'.
A jihadist
A Jurgen Klopp lookalike trying to suppress his blatant homosexuality
Raf
A w@nking Ray Mears lookalike

It was between me and Rick.

Kerry Katona, Scary Spice, Kelly Brook...there's plenty of women with subterranean self esteem who like it dangerous

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:47 pm

I suspect Rick is actually really bright, but he hides his light, speaks volumes about what a wonderful, humble individual he is, but has really screwed him over here. There is a lesson in there for him somewhere.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:

It was between me and Rick.

Wee Jimmy Krankie and Rick.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, agree with the sentiments (though not the bumming bit)

Glad to hear it RiCK. Us north westerners have to stick together, but within certain physical limits. There is a very good chance we have already been in the same room as each other (clear contravention of cup rules), a slightly smaller chance we have had the same girl (never thought about it, but this must also be a contravention of the rules?) so bumming must never take place between us.

That would make you eskimo brothers.

Also, am I not to bum anyone then? It's not something I do, but I have it in my (and then your) arsenal if required.

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:48 pm

superflyweight wrote:The question I'd struggle with most is when Armstrong asks what you'd spend the jackpot on. The temptation to say "a boatload of porn" must be overwhelming.

When the jackpot was a grand once, someone said they would bank it and live of the interest. Wish he had not said that and I had been witty enough to think of it should I get on.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:The question I'd struggle with most is when Armstrong asks what you'd spend the jackpot on. The temptation to say "a boatload of porn" must be overwhelming.

"A shovel, insulating tape and a new boot liner for my car"

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:49 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

I hope dolphin enjoys queueing.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:53 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

I hope dolphin enjoys queueing.

Sean has diversified, he does home visits

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:54 pm

superflyweight wrote:The question I'd struggle with most is when Armstrong asks what you'd spend the jackpot on. The temptation to say "yet another boatload of porn" must be overwhelming.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 2:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

You know full well that if I want to then you'll have no choice, Tino.

I'm fairly convinced I'd have to bum sean in some odd location to even make it onto his list of anecdotes. Against the Humber Bridge would be my best bet.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:00 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

You know full well that if I want to then you'll have no choice, Tino.

I'm fairly convinced I'd have to bum sean in some odd location to even make it onto his list of anecdotes. Against the Humber Bridge would be my best bet.

I have a picture of me as a baby in my (speedo wearing and looking fecking freezing) malnutritioned father's arms on holiday on the mud flats beneath the Humber bridge. Thank god for class mobility.....

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:03 pm

And thank god for Shopmobility

by **Galted** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:05 pm

I do not look like Ray Mears.

My aunt once accused me of looking like Kevin Pietersen but I told her to phuck off.

by Guest Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:06 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Also, am I not to bum anyone then?

Other than Sean, no. No you're not.

You know full well that if I want to then you'll have no choice, Tino.

I'm fairly convinced I'd have to bum sean in some odd location to even make it onto his list of anecdotes. Against the Humber Bridge would be my best bet.

I have a picture of me as a baby in my (paedo looking) malnutritioned father's arms on holiday on the mud flats beneath the Humber bridge. Thank god for class mobility.....

Couldn't resist

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:17 pm

Galted wrote:I do not look like Ray Mears.

My aunt once accused me of looking like Kevin Pietersen but I told her to phuck off.

Galtova wrote:Hi fronds from the 606v2. My name is Galtova and I am ze bride of Galted. He no ask me yet but elder my brother Sergei will stuff cat in his bottom if he no get down on one knee soon.

For the record just, he no look like zis Ray Mears. You is wa*nkers. All of you. Except from Rouuley who only made me give one handjob to get visa. He no even make Sergei give him handjob. Nice British man.

Galted looking like your national hero David Bellamy. He big man with c*ck massive.

I go now as he gets cross ven I use computer without him. He tells me he is big man of 606v2 and this place he runs. You leave him alone or he throw sh*t trainers at you.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:33 pm

ha. sh*t trainers!

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 3:53 pm

seanmichaels wrote:ha. sh*t trainers!

Clothing Sean, you're going to throw stones in that particular glass house?

by Hibbz Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:14 pm

Hibbz wrote:Christ seanmichaels is a wrestler as well? I meant the dolphin, though I'd better be careful what I say about him as a couple of clicks and he'll have me out.

No wonder I rarely post when drops of genius about clicks and dolphins fall on stony ground. Wasted.

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:25 pm

Jules does the puns round here. We ignore them from others out of politeness.

(This is the official answer and in no way should be interpreted as any of the members being too thick to have picked up on the pun)

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:36 pm

Hibbz wrote:
Hibbz wrote:Christ seanmichaels is a wrestler as well? I meant the dolphin, though I'd better be careful what I say about him as a couple of clicks and he'll have me out.

No wonder I rarely post when drops of genius about clicks and dolphins fall on stony ground. Wasted.

I thought it was brilliant but as I couldn't use it to A) insult anyone B) make a controversial, inflammatory or offensive remark, I did not respond. You attention seeking pr*ck, I take back my initial laugh upon reading your post.

by Hibbz Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:47 pm

Given that you know I didn't hear your initial laugh there is no purpose in saying you're taking it back other than to inform me of you taking it back you egotistical bumflash.

Then again given that Julius does the puns and you do the insults and offence I better take back my remark.

I'll stick to doing the silence.

by kingraf Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:55 pm

I picked it up. But I was still recovering from the indignation of being called an Assoc.

by Rowley Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:56 pm

Hibbz seems a bit thin skinned, I think I am going off him a bit.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 5:57 pm

Hibbz wrote:Given that you know I didn't hear your initial laugh there is no purpose in saying you're taking it back other than to inform me of you taking it back you egotistical bumflash.

Then again given that Julius does the puns and you do the insults and offence I better take back my remark.

I'll stick to doing the silence.

I think silence would probably suit you better, given that youve insulted me using the name of a Seanmichaels Prefect Seduction Technique and will have to donate semen to prevent a claim.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 6:37 pm

Watch out, Hibbz, I've got mates just a click away.

by **Galted** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 6:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I do not look like Ray Mears.

My aunt once accused me of looking like Kevin Pietersen but I told her to phuck off.

Galtova wrote:Hi fronds from the 606v2. My name is Galtova and I am ze bride of Galted. He no ask me yet but elder my brother Sergei will stuff cat in his bottom if he no get down on one knee soon.

For the record just, he no look like zis Ray Mears. You is wa*nkers. All of you. Except from Rouuley who only made me give one handjob to get visa. He no even make Sergei give him handjob. Nice British man.

Galted looking like your national hero David Bellamy. He big man with c*ck massive.

I go now as he gets cross ven I use computer without him. He tells me he is big man of 606v2 and this place he runs. You leave him alone or he throw sh*t trainers at you.

Damn right.

by **Galted** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 6:44 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Watch out, Hibbz, I've got mates just a click away.

For a moment I thought, during the waffle after the clip, that the presenter said "phucking bronco".

by **Galted** Thu 23 Apr 2015, 8:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I do not look like Ray Mears.

My aunt once accused me of looking like Kevin Pietersen but I told her to phuck off.

Galtova wrote:Hi ~~fronds from~~ the 606v2. My name is Galtova and I am ze bride of Galted. He no ask me yet ~~but elder my brother Sergei will stuff cat in his bottom if he no get down on one knee soon~~.

For the record just, he no look like zis Ray Mears. You is wa*nkers. All of you. Except from Rouuley who only made me give one handjob to get visa. ~~He no even make Sergei give him handjob~~. Nice British man.

Galted looking like your national hero ~~David Bellamy~~. He big man with c*ck massive.

I go now as he gets cross ven I use computer without him. He tells me he is big man of 606v2 and this place he runs. You leave him alone or he throw ~~sh*t~~ trainers at you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:09 am

First.

The sun is out, it's Friday and life is good.

I'm feeling good. I'm feeling fantastic. Actually, better than that, I am feeling Raftastic.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:19 am

Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Loving you is simple 'cause you're beautiful

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:42 am

Affurs:

1. That my love was an addiction, When we cling our love is strong... When you go you're gone forever

2. I had a quit-me father, had a love-me mother, I had Little Richard and that black piano, Oh that sweet Georgia Peach and the boy from Tupelo

3. Ooh, oy, ooh, oy. I just know that something good is gonna happen, ooh, oy.

4. Big British boots go kick Bengali in the head. Police sit watchin'
The newspapers being read, Who dares to protest

5. Did you see the stylish kids in the riot We were shovelled up like muck Set the night on fire. Wombles bleed truncheons and shields You know I cherish you my love

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:

5. Did you see the stylish kids in the riot We were shovelled up like muck Set the night on fire. Wombles bleed truncheons and shields You know I cherish you my love

Libertines - Time for Heroes.

I f*cking love that song.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:45 am

4. The Clash - this is england
5. Libertines- Time for heroes

St George?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:46 am

seanmichaels wrote:Affurs:

1. That my love was an addiction, When we cling our love is strong... When you go you're gone forever

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:48 am

bleddy hell.

correct .

2. made in england - elton
3. something good utah saints

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:51 am

you bummers gonna watch mayweather pacquiao?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:54 am

3. Kate Bush - Cloudbusting

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Apr 2015, 8:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:you bummers gonna watch mayweather pacquiao?

Nope. My eldest has a rugby tournament on the Sunday up in Stafford. I’m going to have to leave home at about 06:15 am. I suppose I could stay up, but then I’d fall asleep half way up the M6 and crash. I’m not going to die for Floyd f*cking Mayweather. No chance.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 9:01 am

Na. Fed up of the pair of em. probably watch it afterwards when i'm not paying for the privilege

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Apr 2015, 9:07 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Na. Fed up of the pair of em. probably watch it afterwards when i'm not paying for the privilege

I'll probably watch it at some point, but not on the night.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Apr 2015, 9:09 am

hope pacquiao wins. where's D4 these days?

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