The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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rick_dagless wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

https://youtu.be/Jt0mg8Z09SY

Man after my own heart...he even married his 13nyr old cousin. Who wouldn't love a man like that?

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Thought this would give Fly a laugh.

Tina will be mortified to hear that Hugh Jackman saved his son and another swimmer after getting caught in a riptide. He's being hailed as a hero...

DAVE667 wrote:Tina will be mortified to hear that Hugh Jackman saved his son and another swimmer after getting caught in a riptide. He's being hailed as a hero...

How funny would it be if the other swimmer was that offspring of Tino's who bullies and abuses him?

I say "very".

PS - haven't done the c*nting nomination yet but I will soon.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Genuinely can't understand people who play rugby after school if they aren't getting paid. The pay off isn't worth the risks

I can't understand men who dye the tips of their hair.

One of my best mates was playing koshuis rugby and he got hit by a big boy hit last week. Lost two pre molars and needed metal plates in his mouth. This is is light compared to last year where he was in ICU with broken orbital bones and skull fractures.

Not worth it. At all.

It's a bank holiday. The CC is closed to non members.

Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

Remember not to take a S*lf*e with them and post it on facebook, I don't think you want a repeat of what happened the last time he left his house without permission.

I never take selfies Shah, or photos generally, so fear not.

Rowley wrote:I never take selfies Shah, or photos generally, so fear not.

Dolphin says otherwise!

Serial will love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7RkJFFieqM&app=desktop

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

Mrs Windows likes it that way.

ShahenshahG wrote:Serial will love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7RkJFFieqM&app=desktop

Cheers Shah.... rounded off Easter nicely!!!!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

That must have taken the wind out of your sails

FIST NOTCHES

Morning Rick The Reaper and Trepanning TLD

Nice blue sky, a little bit nippy but expect the sun will be out soon. Think we got a months worth of rain on each day of this weekend. B*llocks.

How went it for you?

Baby, when I met you
There was peace unknown
I set out to get you
With a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside
There was something going on

You do something to me
That I can't explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got something going on
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel
Needs no conversation
We can ride it together, ah-ha
Making love with each other, ah-ha

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ha
From one lover to another, ah-ha

I can't live without you
If the love was gone
Everything is nothing
If you got no one
And you did walk in the night
Slowly losing sight of the real thing

But that won't happen to us
And we got no doubt
Too deep in love and we got no way out
And the message is clear
This could be the year for the real thing

No more will you cry
Baby, I will hurt you never

We start and end as one
In love forever
We can ride it together, ah-ha
Making love with each other, ah-ha

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ha
From one lover to another, ah-ha

Sail away, Ooooh, come sail away with me

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ha
From one lover to another, ah-ha

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ha
From one lover to another, ah-ha

Lovely Shah, did you do anything over the weekend or did you piggy back some time off on a Christian festival  which in turn piggybacked from a pagan festival, which in turn piggybacked from a Roman one, which stole from the Greek one, whose origins stemmed from the Egyptian one?

I just got drunk with friends...

Sick

Just spent it playing on the piano and getting some rest my friend. Also first Gym session of any real strain rather than the loose warm ups i'd been doing the week before. Really sore in the shoulders and calves. Wife was well pleased though, apparently I didn't snore all night. Life is dull without the weed.

I didn't know you played Shah? I don't have a musical bone in my body to be fair.

Sounds like a chilled weekend, I am on another 3 day week this week so looking forward to another long weekend, it's a hard life mate!

Did you catch any of the pugilism over the weekend?

Started learning about 2 weeks ago Rick, my goal is be able to play this by the end of this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUClz04jhGs

All of the boxing my friend, turned out just like I expected but was thrill a minute till Blackwell got stretchered out. poor sod.

Another 3 day week? You'll be southern come Monday morning.

'tis me day of birth on Friday so Mrs D is taking me somewhere mate.

You will have to keep the progress reports on the piano, can be another group project now that TLD is off...

Feel for Blackwell, and fair play to Snr for noticing it!

Aye, he remembered, as we all did, that uppercut against Watson fecked him up as well. I wonder though if junior would have given a sh*t if his old man hadn't suggested it. Seems like a ruthless fecker. On that note his Stamina his f*cking insane.

I don't think he would've to be honest mate, but then again it is not his job to I would suggest.

Good fighter but I am not a fan.

I like Campbell, and think he got a loss at the right time.

I'm pretty neutral on him as well to be honest (Jr) but am willing to pay to watch him. I would have been there in the crowd had my cousin not been rostered into shifts last week. Saunders is getting up my bl**dy nose and I get the feeling Jr would pancake him in the rematch. Fairly neutral towards Campbell as well but I think it's because I don't really follow the game as ardently as I used to since I got rid of Sky Tv.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

rick_dagless wrote:Lovely Shah, did you do anything over the weekend or did you piggy back some time off on a Christian festival  which in turn piggybacked from a pagan festival, which in turn piggybacked from a Roman one, which stole from the Greek one, whose origins stemmed from the Egyptian one?

I just got drunk with friends...

Sick

Rub it in rick. Rub it in.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK. But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless? We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

Sissies. Here I am trying to get you feckers into heaven and you guys limit yourselves to 3 each. Both of you are a 69 short of a picnic.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

Poor old Jeff. If only he hadn't looked so unsettling.

What a night he missed out on.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

Poor old Jeff.  If only he hadn't looked so unsettling.

What a night he missed out on.

Well there is a lesson in there somewhere for him, I mean when a whole bar visibly gasps at the sight of a single individual...

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

Poor old Jeff.  If only he hadn't looked so unsettling.

What a night he missed out on.

Well there is a lesson in there somewhere for him, I mean when a whole bar visibly gasps at the sight of a single individual...

Rowley was carrying a rucksack then?

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

Poor old Jeff.  If only he hadn't looked so unsettling.

What a night he missed out on.

Well there is a lesson in there somewhere for him, I mean when a whole bar visibly gasps at the sight of a single individual...

This was Wetherspoons as well. Not exactly an exclusive private bar in Mayfair.

How unnerving does one have to look to elicit gasps from a packed Wetherspoons?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Well said shah. I'm meeting Rick and Tina for drinks later, looking forward to it.

I never get invited.

We were meeting in the north jules, you wouldn't have enjoyed it. The swines did not turn up anyway. Three hours I sat in that Weatherspoons.

No, we were there, Jeff.

We just didn't like the look of you so kept quiet.

I was a good do to be fair Tino...

Probably one or two lines of coke too many for me, riCK.  But the Cristal was lovely.

Those whores were relentless?  We should have only ordered 3 each on reflection.

They were game I will give them that mate, nice of the bar people to give us our own private room though, meant we didn't have to socialise with so many peasants.

Glad we chipped in on that lottery ticket too, who would have thought that would've happened.

Poor old Jeff.  If only he hadn't looked so unsettling.

What a night he missed out on.

Well there is a lesson in there somewhere for him, I mean when a whole bar visibly gasps at the sight of a single individual...

This was Wetherspoons as well.  Not exactly an exclusive private bar in Mayfair.

How unnerving does one have to look to elicit gasps from a packed Wetherspoons?

I guess now we know...

Evil b*stards

ShahenshahG wrote: Evil b*stards

Praise from Caesar indeed!

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: Evil b*stards

Praise from Caesar indeed!

My abuse usually consists of one or two barbs a day not a sustained dismantling of someones dignity. Rowley will be crying into his radox submerged moobs all night while listening to Keane and wondering where it all went wrong.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: Evil b*stards

Praise from Caesar indeed!

My abuse usually consists of one or two barbs a day not a sustained dismantling of someones dignity. Rowley will be crying into his radox submerged moobs all night while listening to Keane and wondering where it all went wrong.

RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot how much you would enjoy the complete annihilation of Rowley, ever since that time he criticised Haye, you've had your beady eyes waiting watchfully for the moment of his inevitable mental breakdown.

Beef and mustard sandwich and bag of beef crisps, should've mixed it up... 7/10

ShahenshahG wrote:I forgot how much you would enjoy the complete annihilation of Rowley, ever since that time he criticised Haye, you've had your beady eyes waiting watchfully for the moment of his inevitable mental breakdown.

It was more to d with his f*cking smug attitude when Villa beat Liverpool in the Cup semi final two years ago...c*nt!!!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I forgot how much you would enjoy the complete annihilation of Rowley, ever since that time he criticised Haye, you've had your beady eyes waiting watchfully for the moment of his inevitable mental breakdown.

It was more to d with his f*cking smug attitude when Villa beat Liverpool in the Cup semi final two years ago...c*nt!!!

That is one feckin long list.

I'm confident I'm not the only one reveling in Rowley's humiliation...so much so that I'm willing to overlook the fact that Tina didn't ask me to go...he's still my favourite though, I don't know if I've mentioned it but he is.

DAVE667 wrote:I'm confident I'm not the only one reveling in Rowley's humiliation...so much so that I'm willing to overlook the fact that Tina didn't ask me to go...he's still my favourite though, I don't know if I've mentioned it but he is.

The issue we had, Serial, is that prostitutes were always on the agenda for riCk and I. With that in mind, we decided not to invite you as no-one wants to see a mass slaughter of prossies in Wetherspoons. Not on Easter Monday anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:I'm confident I'm not the only one reveling in Rowley's humiliation...so much so that I'm willing to overlook the fact that Tina didn't ask me to go...he's still my favourite though, I don't know if I've mentioned it but he is.

The issue we had, Serial, is that prostitutes were always on the agenda for riCk and I.  With that in mind, we decided not to invite you as no-one wants to see a mass slaughter of prossies in Wetherspoons.  Not on Easter Monday anyway.

Good point, well made, Tina. Anyway, I was up to my eyes (well, wrists and forearms) in "personal matters" on Easter Monday so wouldn't have been able to join you anyway.

True story, though you are more than welcome next time we convene within the subterranean confines of the local branch of the hellfire club.