The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

I am pretty good mate almost the weekend, gym myself tonight...

Took Mrs D out for a run last night as she was complaining that she is not doing enough exercise, never happening again, moaned all the way round, and the urge to throw her in the river was strong, cut the run short by 2k and still had to put up with the whining all night...

though it was definitely muscle pain and not a stitch...

fancy setting up a death match between our respective wenches mate?

Morning Jeff

one (not) for you

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/04/new-scientific-study-confirms-the-audience-freddie-mercury-had-an-unparalleled-singing-voice/

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/8CM2YMaZSWk

If anyone says anything even vaguely negative about today's song I will not forgive.

Morning notches.

That is completely and utterly * sh*t

*the

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff

one (not) for you

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/04/new-scientific-study-confirms-the-audience-freddie-mercury-had-an-unparalleled-singing-voice/

'As they say, the proof is in the pudding:'

For shame rick.

The comments on that are f*cking hilarious.

Queen are still utter turd though.

ShahenshahG wrote:The comments on that are f*cking hilarious.

Bob the Builder,
I'm pretty sure both men enjoyed semen. There goes your argument. Perhaps a lesson for other aspiring singers

haha

Good morning.

To stick with the musical theme -

Some male spiders pluck their cobwebs like a guitar, to attract female spiders.

I suspect Bob the builder may be Sean. Explains his absence from on here.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/8CM2YMaZSWk

If anyone says anything even vaguely negative about today's song I will not forgive.

Morning notches.

It should be 'We Have Got To Have Peace'.

Sorry Jeff, but I can't let these things pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1fLqYI8Ok

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1fLqYI8Ok

Will you be going to see him live Shah? Pre-sale tickets on sale this morning, I believe.

He's dead Jules, i even cried when he did. His nephew however might be worth watching except he's sort of turned into a x factor type presenter in India so is kind of a indian pop sellout.

Happy mid morning...

I doubt you enjoyed that v much Jules but if you did you might want to look up his stuff with 'massive attack'

rick_dagless wrote:Happy mid morning...

Sorry mate I've just read the end of your previous post. Date and time and we will let the deatarch commence.

ShahenshahG wrote:He's dead Jules, i even cried when he did. His nephew however might be worth watching except he's sort of turned into a x factor type presenter in India so is kind of a indian pop sellout.

Ustad Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is dead?

When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:He's dead Jules, i even cried when he did. His nephew however might be worth watching except he's sort of turned into a x factor type presenter in India so is kind of a indian pop sellout.

Ustad Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is dead?

Oh - it's Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan that's dead?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

Not sure Tino - forgotten where I put my ticket.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

Not sure Tino - forgotten where I put my ticket.

I'll ask Mrs Windows to search our house.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

Not sure Tino - forgotten where I put my ticket.

I'll ask Mrs Windows to search our house.

Ask her to search her person - I may have shoved it anywhere.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:He's dead Jules, i even cried when he did. His nephew however might be worth watching except he's sort of turned into a x factor type presenter in India so is kind of a indian pop sellout.

Ustad Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is dead?

Oh - it's Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan that's dead?

Yes the one who did collaboration with massive attack and Peter Gabriel is dead. The uncle. His nephew is also an exceptional vocalist but doesn't produce enough of his quality work and just sort of cashes in in India performing just enough of his best to keep his fan base.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

Not sure Tino - forgotten where I put my ticket.

I'll ask Mrs Windows to search our house.

Ask her to search her person - I may have shoved it anywhere.

Uncalled for, Shah...comepletely uncalled for.

Morrrrrning notches....tremendous result for Liverpool last night, thorough enjoyed it.

I have no desire to access these YouTube musical links as I am almost certain the vast majority will be utter b*llocks

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:When is the ELO concert, Jules?

Looking forward to it?

Not sure Tino - forgotten where I put my ticket.

I'll ask Mrs Windows to search our house.

Ask her to search her person - I may have shoved it anywhere.

You're shocked? I went round your house to train junior for his trial next year and when your mrs opened the door a ticket with ELO written on it fluttered out from under her skirt and then Jules disembodied voice boomed 'it's me, if you're wondering what I'm doing, just remember were not allowed to meet' then he cackled and said 'phuck adele shah, phuck adele and the entire phucking orient'

Think Shah's OD'd on Boost

DAVE667 wrote:Uncalled for, Shah...comepletely uncalled for.

Morrrrrning notches....tremendous result for Liverpool last night, thorough enjoyed it.

I have no desire to access these YouTube musical links as I am almost certain the vast majority will be utter b*llocks

What have I done wrong? Today I mean.

DAVE667 wrote:Think Shah's OD'd on Boost

He has completely gone.

In his current mood, it's for the best

Probably but what was uncalled for?

Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, Shah. You f*cking animal.

WTF Shah. not cool...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, Shah.  You f*cking animal.

Coincidentally, "Yeah, Julius. You f*cking animal" is what Mrs. Windows said to me.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, Shah.  You f*cking animal.

Coincidentally, "Yeah, Julius.  You f*cking animal" is what Mrs. Windows said to me.

Oh for f*cks sake, Shah. Will you not just leave it now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, Shah.  You f*cking animal.

Coincidentally, "Yeah, Julius.  You f*cking animal" is what Mrs. Windows said to me.

Oh for f*cks sake, Shah.  Will you not just leave it now.

A lesser man would probably say that was another quote from Mrs Windows. Thankfully this is beneath me......

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Comments regarding the insertion of objects into Mrs Windows....it's just not cricket

Yes, Shah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, Shah.  You f*cking animal.

Coincidentally, "Yeah, Julius.  You f*cking animal" is what Mrs. Windows said to me.

Oh for f*cks sake, Shah.  Will you not just leave it now.

Sorry mate but she's like Pringles to Jules.

rick_dagless wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Raf

Anyone celebrating the Queen's birthday like these dippy c*nts who keep phoning in to Radio 2?

"I bought a 1st class stamp once, it resonated with me so deeply that from then on I've only ever spoken to people whilst showing them my profile."

"I'm having sausage rolls for me tea, I think the Queen would like that!"

"Where does one buy bunting at such short notice?"

Why does the Lord allow the people to live yet takes Lemmy from us?

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Raf

Crikey Shah, that was a bit harsh mate

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Raf

Crikey Shah, that was a bit harsh mate

Sorry mate I take that back. F*ck you Alistair

Jacques Costeau wrote:

Mother Theresa wrote:

Freddie Mercury wrote:

Atilla The Hun wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Hun

Crikey Freddy, that was a bit harsh mate

Sorry mate I take that back. F*ck you you old hag

Too much boost; not enough sleep.

Well f*ck you All Stars!

What's for lunch?

Alf Stewart wrote:

Jacques Costeau wrote:

Mother Theresa wrote:

Freddie Mercury wrote:

Atilla The Hun wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Hun

Crikey Freddy, that was a bit harsh mate

Sorry mate I take that back. F*ck you you old hag

Too much boost; not enough sleep.

Well f*ck you All Stars!

What's for lunch?

1 x cheese roll
1 x Ham and mustard roll

1 x packet of beef hula hoops

1 x Penguin bar

1 x black coffee

8.1247/10

Look I will not have Mrs Windows tunnel bandied about in here willy nilly.

Rowley wrote:Look I will not have Mrs Windows tunnel bandied about in here willy nilly.

Well you can't expect Tino to do anything about it. Plus Julius has taken his medication so he's out. TLD will have to do the deed while wearing sunglasses indoors with the lights out and swearing at the top of his lungs.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Jacques Costeau wrote:

Mother Theresa wrote:

Freddie Mercury wrote:

Atilla The Hun wrote:WTF Shah. not cool...

F*ck you Hun

Crikey Freddy, that was a bit harsh mate

Sorry mate I take that back. F*ck you you old hag

Too much boost; not enough sleep.

Well f*ck you All Stars!

What's for lunch?

2 boiled eggs, 2 peanut butter sandwiches and a pair of bananas. 9/10

Some weird minced lamb thing, chips... 4/10

Anyone remember Angus Deayton joke about Mother Teresa on hignfy?

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