The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

Sisters of Mercy alert...

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/neerkol-orphanage-probe-raises-systemic-abuse-issues-20160421-gobv7m.html

Wouldn't mind being walked on by high heels... face up of course.

Against regulations? You're kidding!

I have made a terrible terrible mistake.

ShahenshahG wrote:I have made a terrible terrible mistake.

I wouldn't worry about it mate. We have already forgotten about it.



Whatever it was. (not something about Mother Theresa was it?)

Sorry Rick. Er the parcel I sent you...don't open it. I mixed it up with one for Mr Goldman who will be wondering who sent him some mango pickles right about now.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I have made a terrible terrible mistake.

I wouldn't worry about it mate. We have already forgotten about it.



Whatever it was. (not something about Mother Theresa was it?)

No. Can't harm her she's already dead although Julius will on soon trying to offload tickets to meet teresa may.

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry Rick. Er the parcel I sent you...don't open it. I mixed it up with one for Mr Goldman who will be wondering who sent him some mango pickles right about now.

No worries mate I shall leave it in the gatehouse where it will be promptly disposed of.

Thanks for the heads up though dude.

If this continues I will be in the unenviable position of disliking coxy less.

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry Rick. Er the parcel I sent you...don't open it. I mixed it up with one for Mr Goldman who will be wondering who sent him some mango pickles right about now.

Oscar Goldman of the OSI?

That's the 6 million dollar question

Alas poor Julius 'Prince' Marx

I knew him well.

And Mick Lynch died as well a few months back, forgot to post a tribute.  Was half-considering sabotaging the Prince thread - no doubt we're going to spend the next week hearing how he's single-handedly responsible for every great piece of music ever same as David Bowie was recently single-handedly responsible for every great piece of music ever and Michael Jackson was recently single-handedly responsible for every great piece of music ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UAu-ieNDY

The three people you mentioned were genuine musical greats.

No Adam - Mick Lynch and my mate Karl are the only true musical greats. Prince, Bowie and Jackson were musically competent and thrived on media hysteria.

Galted wrote:No Adam - Mick Lynch and my mate Karl are the only true musical greats.  Prince, Bowie and Jackson were musically competent and thrived on media hysteria.

You forgot bon jovi

BON JOVI could only be described as great when they released SLIPPERY WHEN WET. Apart from that they were only excellent. They are the greatest exponents of death metal though and, more recently, thrash suicidecore metal.

When I typed "Karl" I, of course, mean't "Carl".

FIST NOTCHES

Morning Rembrandt Rick and Tchaikovsky TLD

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling

Morning mate, I was expecting a Prince song this morning...

Prince passed me by I must admit but each to their own I guess.

Morning, sick

https://youtu.be/2XMgtqS2clw

Inevitably.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning mate, I was expecting a Prince song this morning...

Prince passed me by I must admit but each to their own I guess.

Morning, sick

Same for me mate, never a big fan but Jules is distraught. I was going to do one but thought I'd leave it to Rowley, his age and lack of dignity helping him pick a proper title.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/2XMgtqS2clw

Inevitably.

Not bad Rowley. Not bad at all.

Michaelsed. F*ck you Raf

Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

That's a crap fact Tino. Go home and try again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBi5Wv8-qg

And TLD if you turn up.

ShahenshahG wrote:That's a crap fact Tino. Go home and try again.

I liked it. I thought it was better than the one yesterday.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:That's a crap fact Tino. Go home and try again.

I liked it.  I thought it was better than the one yesterday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03jvffz/life-in-the-air-1-defying-gravity

13:29 onwards. That's fecking interesting.

Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

Thanks ricK.

I obviously like that fact as with all the other brilliant Tina facts posted on here.

Liked "When Doves Cry" apart from that all other Prince songs were cr*p IMO.

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

I need a holiday ricko.

3 chapattis with chicken and liver

8/10

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

I need a holiday ricko.

3 chapattis with chicken and liver

8/10

Get yourself away mate, somewhere with an all you can eat fried chicken bar...

Morning SERIAL

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

I need a holiday ricko.

3 chapattis with chicken and liver

8/10

Did you actually read my fact properly?

500 times a second. Not a minute, a second.

Are we due another young celebrity death? We've had all the older end, like Ronnie Corbett then the shocks of Victoria Wood and Prince in their late fifties/early sixties but I think a young 'un in their 20's would liven things up a bit. I know Tina would be happy if Hugh Jackman clutched his chest and keeled over or his bum prolapsed after lifting too much in the gym, but I think one of the young 'uns going would put things in perspective when "celebs" are quoted as saying "Harry Styles/Justin Beiber...he was such an innovator, a real musical maverick forever pushing the boundaries of what is possible and....no, wait a minute, not that c*nt, I'm getting confused with someone else"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

Does it?

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

Does it?

I've never counted it myself but so a website tells me.

Morning Toppy

DAVE667 wrote:Are we due another young celebrity death? We've had all the older end, like Ronnie Corbett then the shocks of Victoria Wood and Prince in their late fifties/early sixties but I think a young 'un in their 20's would liven things up a bit. I know Tina would be happy if Hugh Jackman clutched his chest and keeled over or his bum prolapsed after lifting too much in the gym, but I think one of the young 'uns going would put things in perspective when "celebs" are quoted as saying "Harry Styles/Justin Beiber...he was such an innovator, a real musical maverick forever pushing the boundaries of what is possible and....no, wait a minute, not that c*nt, I'm getting confused with someone else"

Not sure, but I think we should arrange a protective cordon around David Attenborough

rick_dagless wrote:

Not sure, but I think we should arrange a protective cordon around David Attenborough

That would devastate me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey Shah, 2 for 2 mate...

I like that fact Tino...

I need a holiday ricko.

3 chapattis with chicken and liver

8/10

Did you actually read my fact properly?

500 times a second.  Not a minute, a second.

It's actually between 200-1000 times a second depending on species. It would be a cool fact, admittedly, if rick hadn't surpassed it by pumping 1200 times a second during one of his hourly w*nking sessions.

ShahenshahG wrote:if rick hadn't surpassed it by pumping 1200 times a second during one of his hourly w*nking sessions.

What has got into you over the last couple of days.

Are you having some sort of breakdown?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Not sure, but I think we should arrange a protective cordon around David Attenborough

That would devastate me.

and me.

I think probably the one thing that would be unanimous on this board is the respect for that whitey.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

Does it?

I've never counted it myself but so a website tells me.

It's more the definition of 'flap' I was focussing on, having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Toppy

Morning

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:if rick hadn't surpassed it by pumping 1200 times a second during one of his hourly w*nking sessions.

What has got into you over the last couple of days.

Are you having some sort of breakdown?

4 months in and no spliff. I think my body thinks I've given it up for good and is panicking

Happy for the government to fund it... Dave's cordon that is... Probably recruit some lions and gorillas and shizz, they would be up for it

Though I think we should all chip in to get Shah to a Spa getaway or something...

TopHat24/7 wrote:having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

Now you have my full attention (which is very unusual for your posting).

That sounds right up my street. Why and what was talked about please?

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

Does it?

I've never counted it myself but so a website tells me.

It's more the definition of 'flap' I was focussing on, having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

If you're interested in beekeeping, look up the flow hive

Thinking there may be a strong argument for the temporary suspension of Shah from the CC on "medical grounds" or at least until he f*cking well pulls his f*cking self together

ShahenshahG wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A mosquito flaps its wings 500 times a second.

Does it?

I've never counted it myself but so a website tells me.

It's more the definition of 'flap' I was focussing on, having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

If you're interested in beekeeping, look up the flow hive

I'm spending this year getting the new garden set up and doing some training (Enfield Bee Keepers Assoc runs some) and practical experience volunteering at the apiary in my local park.

The next year I'll hopefully have my own hive set up at home, first honey harvest in Summer 2016....