The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

DAVE667 wrote:Thinking there may be a strong argument for the temporary suspension of Shah from the CC on "medical grounds" or at least until he f*cking well pulls his f*cking self together

F*ck you Dolphin

DAVE667 wrote:Thinking there may be a strong argument for the temporary suspension of Shah from the CC on "medical grounds" or at least until he f*cking well pulls his f*cking self together

I think you may be right.  He is expecting another child soon as well so lets face it, he ain't getting his sh*t together anytime soon.

http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

Now you have my full attention (which is very unusual for your posting).  

That sounds right up my street.  Why and what was talked about please?

As per my above post to Shah, I've always had an interest in keeping bees. Now I've just moved into my first home with a garden I'm spending the year learning & getting set up before hopefully starting up next spring.

The presentation was at the local hall, by the two guys that run the apiary in my local park. Covered practical issues of bee keeping as well as some basic bee biology - hence my comment about 'flapping'.

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

Now you have my full attention (which is very unusual for your posting).  

That sounds right up my street.  Why and what was talked about please?

As per my above post to Shah, I've always had an interest in keeping bees. Now I've just moved into my first home with a garden I'm spending the year learning & getting set up before hopefully starting up next spring.

The presentation was at the local hall, by the two guys that run the apiary in my local park.  Covered practical issues of bee keeping as well as some basic bee biology - hence my comment about 'flapping'.

That sounds interesting. We need to cherish our bees so I commend you for that and good luck with all.

I still think you're a c*nt but a bee keeping c*nt is better than nothing.

Should have got those two guys to release the bees during the talk and you could have had an impromptu ParkRun.

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary. They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for some fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:having gone to a presentation on bees the other night.

Now you have my full attention (which is very unusual for your posting).  

That sounds right up my street.  Why and what was talked about please?

As per my above post to Shah, I've always had an interest in keeping bees. Now I've just moved into my first home with a garden I'm spending the year learning & getting set up before hopefully starting up next spring.

The presentation was at the local hall, by the two guys that run the apiary in my local park.  Covered practical issues of bee keeping as well as some basic bee biology - hence my comment about 'flapping'.

That sounds interesting.  We need to cherish our bees so I commend you for that and good luck with all.

I still think you're a c*nt but a bee keeping c*nt is better than nothing.

Bees are a fundamental part of the ecosystem and, in urban areas especially, in severe decline (not helped by invasion of foreign parasites).

Plus I love fresh honey.

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Radio 2 are due have a feature on what makes us human. It's on the Jeremy Vine Show and the talk is being given by Mark Kermode who wouldn't know a decent film if it w*nked him off and stuck a fiver in his back pocket let alone what makes us human.

Even Glen Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy" isn't enough to rid me of this existential funk/sh!tty mood

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Concerns to be raised when "Pooh" gets his "hand stuck in the jar"

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Concerns to be raised when "Pooh" gets his "hand stuck in the jar"

No need for concern. He'll get rescued by piglet in exchange for voting out in the EU Referendum

FFS they just said it's Glen Campbell's 80th birthday today and "he's not in good health"

I can't take much more of this, what's next Fergal Sharkey killed after sunset by a young donkey in a prolonged and sustained attack leading to "Teenage (Mule) kicks right through the night!" headlines?!?!!

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Concerns to be raised when "Pooh" gets his "hand stuck in the jar"

No need for concern. He'll get rescued by piglet in exchange for voting out in the EU Referendum

Eyore to be the next celebrity death then....obviously suicide

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Concerns to be raised when "Pooh" gets his "hand stuck in the jar"

No need for concern. He'll get rescued by piglet in exchange for voting out in the EU Referendum

Eyore to be the next celebrity death then....obviously suicide

Eyore reminds of Jo Brand

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Maybe it's the fact I've spent nearly 20 years working for the Police but all this talk of "bees" and "queens" and "hives" is just code for so fancy new drug....maybe it's the fact Shah is taking such a keen interest that's making me suspicious

While you've now introduced a new angle for me to consider, I just want Tophat to succeed so I can refer to him as 'Winnie The Pooh' thereafter.

Concerns to be raised when "Pooh" gets his "hand stuck in the jar"

No need for concern. He'll get rescued by piglet in exchange for voting out in the EU Referendum

Eyore to be the next celebrity death then....obviously suicide

Eyore reminds of Jo Brand

Always making 'jokes' about cakes, useless blokes, smoking and periods? Must have missed that one

Anyone think they'll live to see England win a major football tournament?

Note: Jules is exempt as he may not even make it to the Euros

DAVE667 wrote:Anyone think they'll live to see England win a major football tournament?

Note: Jules is exempt as he may not even make it to the urinals

fixed

Doubt we'll win anything in at least 20-30 years.

Not even the cricket?

Only talking about football.

Fecking hell. That's it. I'm spliffing tonight.

That's the ad sorted

"I feel like spliffin' tonight....like spliffin' tonight"

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.honeyflow.com/shop/p/94

Do you mean one of these new ones or a proper old school operation?

Old.

Probably try pick on up second hand from Enfield BKA or perhaps the local aviary.  They've already said they can probably get me a queen as some bees to get started as at least one of their hives swarms at least once or twice a year.

Sean is unemployed so no surprises that he's available.

Afternoon all.

Afternoon 'fly

Alright 'fly.

Still stupidly busy at work, but thought I'd confirm that I'm not Prince or Victoria Wood.

Hello mate how was the holiday?

Well, when I was a young man never been kissed
I got to thinkin' it over how much I had missed
So I got me a girl and I kissed her and then, and then
Oh, lordy, well I kissed 'er again


Because she had kisses sweeter than wine
She had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine
(Sweeter than wine)


Well I asked her to marry and to be my sweet wife
I told her we'd be so happy for the rest of our life
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man
And then, whoops oh lordy, well she gave me her hand


Because she had kisses sweeter than wine
She had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine
(Sweeter than wine)


Well we worked very hard both me and my wife
Workin' hand-in-hand to have a good life
We had corn in the field and wheat in the bin
And then, whoops oh lord, I was the father of twins


Because she had kisses sweeter than wine
She had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine
(Sweeter than wine)


Well our children they numbered just about four
And they all had a sweetheart a'knockin' on the door
They all got married and they wouldn't hesitate
I was, whoops oh lord, the grandfather of eight


Because she had kisses sweeter than wine
She had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine
(Sweeter than wine)


Well now that I'm old and I'm a'ready to go
I get to thinkin' what happened a long time ago
Had a lot of kids, a lot of trouble and pain
But then, whoops oh lordy, well I'd do it all again


Because she had kisses sweeter than wine
She had, mmm…kisses…sweeter…than…wine

Three spring rolls... 1/10

The 1 was because I was dining with a hottie.

Can't have been that hot if only worth a one. Did you try the chloroform line on her?

The spring rolls were at least a minus 6

Does this smell like chloroform to you? Doesn't work twice unfortunatley
might have to try

Roses are red
Violets are blue
this is a knife
get in the van

Why didn't you try step two? Surely unzipping your trousers , letting your nob hang out and chasing her down the street screaming 'I love you' was the next logical step.

ShahenshahG wrote:Why didn't you try step two? Surely unzipping your trousers , letting your nob hang out and chasing her him down the street screaming 'I love you' was the next logical step.

Ah, straight from the micheals playbook

11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

Adam D wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Why didn't you try step two? Surely unzipping your trousers , letting your nob hang out and chasing her him down the street screaming 'I love you' was the next logical step.

Ah, straight from the micheals playbook

Rick is kicking himself now because he would have been eating chips off her back by now if he hadn't fecked up

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

1 of which is serious.

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

Rick and Tino have always thought that about you Jeff.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

1 of which is serious.

... and that serious one manages to call you and Dave "lazy pr1cks".

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

1 of which is serious.

... and that serious one manages to call you and Dave "lazy pr1cks".  

I am fine with that but Serial will open your face up when he finds you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

1 of which is serious.

Haters gonna hate.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

1 of which is serious.

Haters gonna hate.

I'm sorry, has a 16 year old hacked your account?

WhatEVER.

Rowley wrote:11 responses on the Davis thread! I've gone viral, I'm trendy.

https://www.606v2.com/t62857-steve-davis-announces-his-retirement

You didnt write the thread you liar!

It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

Rowley wrote:that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

Rowley wrote:WhatEVER.

From the mouth of babes Rowley to the ears of giants Coxy

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

As you've probably gathered Shah I am a little bored.