The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

He did a sh1te job.

Can you send photos from mobile?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

He did a sh1te job.  

He's just a Hero not a Superhero. It's what happens when you cheap out in any endeavour

seanmichaels wrote:Can you send photos from mobile?

We're not falling for that one again

Apparently its Spike Lee but I thought it was Bill Cosby.

Adam D wrote:

Apparently its Spike Lee but I thought it was Bill Cosby.

Racist.

Truly a Prince among michaelsings

This is why Aussies are amongst my very favourite types of people:

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FIST NOTCHES

Morning Regurgitating Rick and Titillating TLD

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh stand by me, won't you stand now, oh, stand
Stand by me

Morning mate, how you doing?

Sick

https://youtu.be/pSQ1akE2CcM

Classic Winwood.

Hullo mate pretty knackered, w*nked my self to oblivion early doors yesterday then fell asleep until 6 pm. Been awake more or less all night. What about you?

Not bad Jeff, the guitar saves the rest of the sh*te. How the devil are you?

All good in the North Shah, had a thoroughly acceptable weekend to be fair, couple of short weeks coming up too which is nice...

Morning Jeffers.

I'm well shah. TSMR's birthday this Friday. Can get through the week got a meal and possibly a sex to look forward to at the weekend.

Morning Rick.

Rowley wrote:I'm well shah. TSMR's birthday this Friday. Can get through the week got a meal and possibly a sex to look forward to at the weekend.

Morning Rick.

Excellent News Jeff. Seem's like the CC has been inundated with sexs lately, barring Sean who is still pining after that barman.

Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff - It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well. I sh*t you not. How an earth has this not come up before?

I see why you have 5 children. Go get your sperm count checked tino

Also I have no trouble believing that Rowley is a great spotted cuckoo

ShahenshahG wrote:I see why you have 5 children. Go get your sperm count checked tino

I've been done mate. Snipped.

I'm a jaffa now.

You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff -  It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well.  I sh*t you not.  How an earth has this not come up before?

I've never felt this close to you Tina. If you can make it to Rotherham Saturday i'll call the restaurant and tell them to make it a table for four. To hell with the CC rules. I'm a maverick.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff -  It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well.  I sh*t you not.  How an earth has this not come up before?

I've never felt this close to you Tina. If you can make it to Rotherham Saturday i'll call the restaurant and tell them to make it a table for four. To hell with the CC rules. I'm a maverick.

I've already booked a table in Cambridge, Jeff. I'd invite you down to join us but you'd have to travel south and I wouldn't inflict that on you.

I will, however, toast yours and TSMR good health on Friday night.

ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

Rowley wrote:It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

Just pay your share you cheap b*stard

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

Fecking Tranny.

Rowley wrote:It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

Nah, very understated Jeff. I'm using my own money don't forget.

It will be nice to be served by Dolphin as well. So long as he doesn't w*nk in my soup.

Morning notches... day off today. My son is 2 today so we're out and about. He loves the knives and butcher's apron I got him

DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches... day off today. My son is 2 today so we're out and about. He loves the knives and butcher's apron I got him

Child's play 12, Chucky's Brood

Pow, right in the michaels...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

Which is why you got the snip after the second one. Your three ginger children are still beautiful though. A hint of Hugh Jackman about them.

Adam D wrote:A hint of Hugh Jackman about them.

F*ck you, Adam.

At least he remembered who you were Adam...

Very true Rick. I call that progress.

One step at a time mate...

Beef salad sandwich, Plain Seabrook's crisps, vegetable soup from a vending machine... A vending machine for the sake of F**k. 0/10 (even though the sandwich and crisps were nice...)

Double peri peri breast burger meal mild spice with extra chilli sauce and a can of pepsi.

A Perfect 10

Liver and bacon with onion gravy.

10/10

Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

ShahenshahG wrote:Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

For the sake of f*ck, Shah. I have five children. It was the only option left to me.

Give a man a break.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

For the sake of f*ck, Shah.  I have five children.  It was the only option left to me.

Give a man a break.

Why not just give her the anaesthetic then do her up the wrong un. How the feck do you think rowley and rick have managed to go many years without even accidently getting their hostages wives up the duff.

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'. Just the 'other one'.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Rick and Rowley... please don't tell me you guys are without balls too.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows arseh*le?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows bum?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?

Sorry mate its a hot topic at the moment as Jeff has invited you to a foursome. He's delighted because he's the only male there with working genitals.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows bum?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?

Sorry mate its a hot topic at the moment as Jeff has invited you to a foursome. He's delighted because he's the only male there with working genitals.

My genitals work fine, it's the jism that doesn't.

I have balls, Shah, though I sincerely hope that all my little chaps are swimming in random directions, as I have no wish to breed...

Interestingly sperm are attracted to the smell of Lily of the Valley.

I do indeed have balls Shah. TSMR finding me absolutely sexually repellent is as effective a means of contraception as we need.

Have to say I think you're being a little harsh on Tina. He is operating on a pretty high fertility rate, it is virtually a superpower. Even having the snip has only reduced the chances of him knocking Mrs Windows up down to 30%, the man is a virtual machine.