The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

Rowley wrote:He will be here soon with all this fitness talk, and it will be your fault. Do you really want that on your conscience?  Tread carefully would be my advice.

Take your own advice Gout boy. Truss will never be a staple on here - largely because he's too chubby to get through the door and too dumb to keep up with any of us.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Has truss joined the CC?

No, that's just a carnival mirror you've accidently stumbled into. Sorry to burst your bubble Rowley but you aren't 250 lbs of pure american muscle.

I'm fecked shah, a gout ridden, glass backed husk of a man.

You know you're getting old when you take more pills on a weekly basis for medicinal purposes than leisure purposes.

Start humping TSMR with vigour (and viagra), no easier route to fitness trust me. Can also recommend good supplements to help you get your energy flowing but i'd need a cheque for 49.99 a month.

I should have known asking a northerner for money would michaels the thread

Morning all. 

Could Jule's please finish up how wurthers and check in to the admin section. 

Cheers

Adam wrote:finish up how wurthers

What in the name of F**K is this gibberish!

rick_dagless wrote:

Adam wrote:finish up how wurthers

What in the name of F**K is this gibberish!

And who the f*ck is writing it?

Morning all, BT Openreach bast*rds came round this morning and sorted out their abortion of a job. Looks quite decent too...that means my wife will ring me when she gets home to say the house has collapsed.

But not on the landline presumably?

Morning SERIAL

Morning Rick, I'll await the first pigeon from her at around teatime*...superfast broadband like I said!

* The evening meal, not dinner or supper or whatever else you nobgobblers think it should be called, it's teatime.

Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

Are you reading this , Shah? Are you............???????????

I have a banner ad for that unfunny c*nt Jack Whitehall at the top of my page.
I'm f*cking livid!

Haha, I wonder if Tino has one for Hugh Jackman's new film?

No, but he has one for sunglasses and guess who's wearing 'em. That's right, Johnny Depp's soon-to-be ex

"For those days when you can't duck quick enough!"

LOL out loud

I'm quite proud of that (in a non domestic assault approving way)

Wonder if Jeff is happy with Di Matteo for Villa?

Sounds like Jeff would be happy with Amir Khan at Villa. Used to support Bolton but has now decided to jump ship.

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

Are you reading this , Shah? Are you............???????????

It's of no use to me you nonce, I'm trying to pack on muscle size so I will be gaining weight for the foreseeable future.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

Are you reading this , Shah? Are you............???????????

It's of no use to me you nonce, I'm trying to pack on muscle size so I will be gaining weight for the foreseeable future.

You're doing nothing but eating yourself into an early grave and how f*cking musclebound do you need to be to wear a medium sized rucksack filled with rusty nails wired up to a crude timer device that you plan to detonate? I reckon that skinny kid, Arnold AaronAlan that keeps popping up on here could do it.

Maybe it's just a ploy so you can get you story on Jeremy Kyle "Too fat for Jihad"

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

Are you reading this , Shah? Are you............???????????

It's of no use to me you nonce, I'm trying to pack on muscle size so I will be gaining weight for the foreseeable future.

You're doing nothing but eating yourself into an early grave and how f*cking musclebound do you need to be to wear a medium sized rucksack filled with rusty nails wired up to a crude timer device that you plan to detonate? I reckon that skinny kid, Arnold AaronAlan that keeps popping up on here could do it.

Maybe it's just a ploy so you can get you story on Jeremy Kyle "Too fat for Jihad"

They caught that 20 stone f*cker the other day. No one is too fat for Jihad. And tattooed baldies are apparently a favourite on there so you can go on there and explain why several killers could roam free because you couldn't be bothered to pass on messages the guy sitting three seats away from you.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Dinner is in about an hour Tea is at teatime, brunch should be shot, it is just a snack...

Agreed, although I'd go so far as to say that Brunch is what greedy fat c*nts have when they can't wait an hour for their dinner....cos you know none of them actually missed breakfast. "Oh I only had time for a slice of toast" Well, that was your breakfast you fat piece of sh!t

Exactly, like the C**nts who just graze all day, on a full blown picnic, all fecking day!

And then wonder why they don't lose weight, when the vast quantities of food, added to the mayo, dressing and cheese that is all over it, negates any kind of calorific benefit of any of the other healthier parts of the food hamper they have brought with them.

Are you reading this , Shah? Are you............???????????

It's of no use to me you nonce, I'm trying to pack on muscle size so I will be gaining weight for the foreseeable future.

You're doing nothing but eating yourself into an early grave and how f*cking musclebound do you need to be to wear a medium sized rucksack filled with rusty nails wired up to a crude timer device that you plan to detonate? I reckon that skinny kid, Arnold AaronAlan that keeps popping up on here could do it.

Maybe it's just a ploy so you can get you story on Jeremy Kyle "Too fat for Jihad"

They caught that 20 stone f*cker the other day. No one is too fat for Jihad. And tattooed baldies are apparently a favourite on there so you can go on there and explain why several killers could roam free because you couldn't be bothered to pass on messages the guy sitting three seats away from you.

Or as you call him, Slim Salim...and the guy who sits three seats away from me does the same job as me, which means neither of use have much influence in the forwarding of information that could lead to the capture and torturequestioning of terror suspects.

Happy friday Noncerinos.

Still a bit nippy but warmed up considerably from the past couple days.

How are ye gentlemen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6GA1WUueYc

some cracking animal facts in here and some good ones for bees at 12:40

Morning Shah you well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivMIg8X5-eI

Morning Shah. Might go and see if I can wind up idiots on the Khan thread.

Morning Rick and i've seen that video. Good sh*t. I'm pretty good actually, just winding down the day before I hit the first buddha of the year tonight. What about you?

Morning Rowley, I shall observe with interest, Don't toe the line and gout them into racist responses. Call them racists, you know that always works.

It works and is true, it's a win win.

I am more than willing to dive on any and all wind up threads today gents, all in the spirit of Friday fun and whatnot...

Good morning.

There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings on the entire earth.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings on the entire earth.

Morning Tino

and not if michaels has been over it in his ride on vibrator lawnmower

Morning nobgobblers,

I don't mind being called a racist...if they're doing that then they're not calling me a homicidal maniac, so I'm ok with it! Clouds and silver linings and all that b*ll*cks.

Gonna see who now think England have a cat in Hell's chance at the Euro's. Hodgson is a doddery old f*ck who is going to be humiliated worse that at the World Cup with this shower of sh!te

England will be the same as always at this tournament. They'll do slightly better than I want them to and a lot worse than you want them to.

On last night's performance we'll do well to scrape into the quarter finals...absolute rubbish

SERIAL'ed but football will do that to this place...

Insipid on here...

afternoon horino's. I see Tino is letting this place slack again. The fat seedless southern grape

We just appear to be sharing the burden of Michaelsing this place whilst Michaels sits with his a tramp's thumb up his ar$e waiting for barmaids to acknowledge his existence (and point out how futile it all is)

You wrote 'east' instead of 'least' in your reason for editing you cretin.

That was deliberate, done in the hopes of getting this place off its ar$e even if it's only to hurl threatening and quite possibly racist abuse at one another

We're just too short of protagonists and victims. Madam D, Dolphin Wiggler, Ali's tear, Scorned Michaels, The Loaded Mog, Gayted, Scooper Fly, Grannygofer, queenraf. Zero, Onion Cane are all out of action at one time or another. We need fresh blood. Compelling and rich made a brief foray here as did Milkyboy they were welcome additions. Would really like JBW here - he cracked me up something chronic (just an expression!!) and Toppy was good fun as well when he let his hair down.

Were you always bald Dave?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36444135

Morning bummers.

Seeing some good anthropod action at the moment. Big black beetle with a blue hue about it yesterday. Also managed to strim a slug in half, half of which smeared my glasses

This khan for Pakistan is worse than windows heading up to Northwich pretending he is not a soft southern Chrysler driving shandy faggot

ShahenshahG wrote:We're just too short of protagonists and victims. Madam D, Dolphin Wiggler, Ali's tear, Scorned Michaels, The Loaded Mog, Gayted, Scooper Fly, Grannygofer, queenraf. Zero, Onion Cane are all out of action at one time or another. We need fresh blood. Compelling and rich made a brief foray here as did Milkyboy they were welcome additions. Would really like JBW here - he cracked me up something chronic (just an expression!!) and Toppy was good fun as well when he let his hair down.

Were you always bald Dave?

No, were you always fat and unpleasant?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:We're just too short of protagonists and victims. Madam D, Dolphin Wiggler, Ali's tear, Scorned Michaels, The Loaded Mog, Gayted, Scooper Fly, Grannygofer, queenraf. Zero, Onion Cane are all out of action at one time or another. We need fresh blood. Compelling and rich made a brief foray here as did Milkyboy they were welcome additions. Would really like JBW here - he cracked me up something chronic (just an expression!!) and Toppy was good fun as well when he let his hair down.

Were you always bald Dave?

No, were you always fat and unpleasant?

I was always unpleasant but only fat for a month following the death of my mentor Ayatollah Khomeini. Comfort foods.

The Stone Roses announced two warm up shows for next week. One at Halifax Tuesday and Carlisle Wednesday. They announced them 10.30 Saturday and tickets went on sale at the box office midday.

I had nothing on so I drove to Halifax on the off chance and only bloody got them! 1800 capacity venue. The day started badly, with Ali dying but that very much made up for it.

Many congratulations Rowley try to do your shuffle on the camera in a fitting tribute to the great man.

Shuffle? With my gout, if only shah, if only.

Morning NOTCHES.

Man or boy, we'll fight all as one
Bending the rules, it's the call of the wild
Last resort to be shot down in pains
Playing your very last card

Hoist up the mainbrace and fasten the sails
Crows nest is screaming for shore
Ready the rum that is stored in the hold
Bringing what we need and more

Where the streets have no name
Where the devil's in all men
If you knew what was slain
Pay or flee in Tortuga Bay

Fight to death, games that men play
Flashing of steel and the clash of the sword
Last breath, the kill of the day
Proving what all men must fear

Hoist up the mainbrace and fasten the sails
Crows nest is screaming for shore
Ready the rum that is stored in the hold
Bringing what we need and more

Live by stealth, cover your track
Enemies scuttled but who needs to see
No escape, knife in your back
Flee in from Tortuga Bay

Hoist up the mainbrace and fasten the sails
Crows nest is screaming for shore
Ready the bras that is bound up in bales
Bringing what we need and more

Where the streets have no name
Where the devil's in all men
If you knew what was slain
Pay or flee in Tortuga Bay

Where survival's the game
Where you fight for your freedom
If you knew what was slain
Pay or flee in Tortuga Bay

How the devil are ye?

Morning Shah! Are we all good?