The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

Knackered as feck. What about you?

feeling tired myself, was a good weekend to be honest mate, friends from down south up on Friday, watched a couple of mates doing some white collar boxing on Saturday which was cracking night.

What did you get up to?

Nothing much, the heat confined me to the indoors. Friday night got high as a kite and watched the raid 2. We were fecking mesmerized by it, Saturday and Sunday nothing at all except gym. Am working the weights properly now so it's taking me three days a t a time to recover. Piano has been on hiatus and probably will be till the end of ramadhan.

https://youtu.be/Qs0TBifhs50

Morning all.

Morning Jeff

Morning Rick. It is a glorious day in the nonce capital of the world. We had another far right march in town this weekend. About ten of them there. Bell ends.

Haha it happens in Bradford quite a bit too, all the rumours start flying about trouble in the city and right wing marches in the city centre, then a few fat middle aged blokes rock up and people just kind of walk past and hardly notice they are there.

Morning all.

rick_dagless wrote:Haha it happens in Bradford quite a bit too, all the rumours start flying about trouble in the city and right wing marches in the city centre, then a few fat middle aged blokes rock up and people just kind of walk past and hardly notice they are there.

This one was the new organisation former by former EDL leader Tommy Robinson. I was going to go into town and have a look but going to Halifax took precedence. Doesn't seem there was the greatest turn out.

Welcome back jules,

Apparently there was one in Bristol yesterday that got overshadowed by a naked Bike ride...

Morning Jules.

Morning all, I love the Far Right marches

"We're reclaiming this country in memory of those who fought and died for it"

"Gary, it's a bit nippy out, mate, and looks like it might rain. Are we still marching to reclaim this great country of ours in honour of those who made the ultimate sacrifice?"

"Well, I've got to sign on in a bit and there's a Jeremy Kyle special on. Two blokes are in love with this fat bint and she's pregnant by a third fella but they still want to be with her."

"Why do you want to watch that?"

"It's my sister!"

"Oh right, so we're not marching today!"

"Definitely....next week weather permitting...or the week after."

That is pretty much how I envisage the meetings going also.

When you see them in streets being mocked by all and sundry, including your casual racists such as old people, you almost feel sorry for them, but then you remember what monumental bell ends they all are, and it passes.

There's a pub in Bradford called "The Boy and Barrel". It was on that documentary a few years ago about being British in Bradford and the ex-landlady took part. I drive past on my way home from work occasionally and I can't tell if the Far Right are gathering for a march or if the patrons are just out for a smoke. That's what I envisage them to be like, utterly abject people who would blame everyone else for their woes if they could be bothered and it didn't interrupt their heavy drinking sessions.

"I blame that Muslimism"

"Too right mate, your round."

"You're not exactly skinny yourself, you fat c*nt!"

"Ouch!"

Aye, the same people who hate everything foreign but will gorge themselves on pizza, kebabs, Chinese and Indian takeaways...f*cktards!

Morning all - I'm not Muhammad Ali.

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, I love the Far Right marches

"We're reclaiming this country in memory of those who fought and died for it"

"Gary, it's a bit nippy out, mate, and looks like it might rain. Are we still marching to reclaim this great country of ours in honour of those who made the ultimate sacrifice?"

"Well, I've got to sign on in a bit and there's a Jeremy Kyle special on. Two blokes are in love with this fat bint and she's pregnant by a third fella but they still want to be with her."

"Why do you want to watch that?"

"It's my sister!"

"Oh right, so we're not marching today!"

"Definitely....next week weather permitting...or the week after."

What gets on my wick with them is whilst I am a woolly enough liberal to acknowledge their right to march and to grudgingly respect that right we have had countless of them in Rotherham in the wake of all the child abuse scandals and, having inadvertently found myself in the town centre on the days of the marches the cost of policing them must be absolutely through the roof. Extra police are drafted in from other forces, temporary barriers are erected to block off certain areas, the local police helicopter is in the air pretty much all day. All of this is paid for by the local council, there is not some central government pot to cover the costs. In a town such as Rotherham, which is hardly the most picturesque or teeming with amenities or attractions you can’t help but think this money would be much better spent somewhere else.

Also on the occasions I have been in town, they are absolutely dead. I try to shop with small local businesses as much as I can and so know a few stall holders in the market and pretty much all of them say when the marches are on they may as well not open. We had a spell where we had these marches on almost a monthly basis, having one Saturday every month where you barely cover your costs has to hurt your business in the long run. Protecting the interests of honest, hardworking Brits by putting them out of business. Bell ends.

Rowley wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, I love the Far Right marches

"We're reclaiming this country in memory of those who fought and died for it"

"Gary, it's a bit nippy out, mate, and looks like it might rain. Are we still marching to reclaim this great country of ours in honour of those who made the ultimate sacrifice?"

"Well, I've got to sign on in a bit and there's a Jeremy Kyle special on. Two blokes are in love with this fat bint and she's pregnant by a third fella but they still want to be with her."

"Why do you want to watch that?"

"It's my sister!"

"Oh right, so we're not marching today!"

"Definitely....next week weather permitting...or the week after."

What gets on my wick with them is whilst I am a woolly enough liberal to acknowledge their right to march and to grudgingly respect that right we have had countless of them in Rotherham in the wake of all the child abuse scandals and, having inadvertently found myself in the town centre on the days of the marches the cost of policing them must be absolutely through the roof. Extra police are drafted in from other forces, temporary barriers are erected to block off certain areas, the local police helicopter is in the air pretty much all day. All of this is paid for by the local council, there is not some central government pot to cover the costs.  In a town such as Rotherham, which is hardly the most picturesque or teeming with amenities or attractions you can’t help but think this money would be much better spent somewhere else.

Also on the occasions I have been in town, they are absolutely dead. I try to shop with small local businesses as much as I can and so know a few stall holders in the market and pretty much all of them say when the marches are on they may as well not open. We had a spell where we had these marches on almost a monthly basis, having one Saturday every month where you barely cover your costs has to hurt your business in the long run. Protecting the interests of honest, hardworking Brits by putting them out of business. Bell ends.

If only there was a series of grunts or rudimentary symbols you could use to illustrate this point to them

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hercules beetles can lift 850 times their own weight. That’s equivalent to a human lifting 10 Toppys.

Belated l*l out loud.

https://youtu.be/D2ce7FWOAM8

Morning. First. Roses tonight. Happy.

Good morning.

The blood of insects is generally yellow.

Good fact Tina. Am sure Shah will be along soon to tell you the one from Jules yesterday was better but don't listen to him . He is frequently cruel for no reason.

Rowley wrote:Good fact Tina. Am sure Shah will be along soon to tell you the one from Jules yesterday was better but don't listen to him . He is frequently cruel for no reason.

Thanks, Jeff.

I liked it as well. Short and sweet so well within the 17 word limit that Jules has imposed.

I pretty much ignore 95% of what Shah posts. Now Sean has gone, I am the target of his ire. Definite closet homo is Shah. One can understand why he finds it so hard to come out though. No one wants to be thrown off a building.

How is the gout?

Not too bad. It's just like a thing that is there. Not painful enough to cause genuine pain, but a bit too painful to ignore.

Morning gentlemen...

Morning gents....another splendid day. Tina, your bug fact has compelled me for the first, and perhaps only, time to ask for more information.

Why is it yellow?

Oh, and I also concur with you opinion re Shah's closet homosexuality

probably no haemogoblin DAVE

rick_dagless wrote:probably no haemogoblin DAVE

That is a beautiful misfire Rick, Another word for the CC Lexicon.

Tino and Dave are father and son. Morning Rowley. I am being peaceful for the next 30 days. Calm. Serene. Non-Violent.

Haha genuinely did not spot that, there is starting to be somewhat of a "Profanisaurus" to use a Viz term, being developed on here.

What riCk said (but spelled correctly).

Any hoo, morning all how we all doing the summers morn?

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:probably no haemogoblin DAVE

That is a beautiful misfire Rick, Another word for the CC Lexicon.

Tino and Dave are father and son. Morning Rowley. I am being peaceful for the next 30 days. Calm. Serene. Non-Violent.

Slightly better than "homogoblin"...speaking of which, where is Sean?

By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

To be honest DAVE I assumed you were the resident blood expert having probably seen more of it than anyone else on here.

Only that of hookers (and occasionally those who aren't hookers...ok, whatever I can get away with really), Rick, although I'm am sure Tino will have an interesting fact relating to bug prostitution but that's not my thing (nor should it be anybody's thing if we're being honest!)

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information so technically he knows them, just that he knows the facts after the fact

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

DAVE667 wrote:Only that of hookers (and occasionally those who aren't hookers...ok, whatever I can get away with really), Rick, although I'm am sure Tino will have an interesting fact relating to bug prostitution but that's not my thing (nor should it be anybody's thing if we're being honest!)

http://www.nwf.org/news-and-magazines/national-wildlife/birds/archives/2005/mating-in-a-material.aspx

But when it comes to turning tricks, insects have no equal. And their stock-in-trade is food—the deals so common they have a name: nuptial gifts. These range from dead prey—the insect equivalent of a box of chocolates—to food bags attached to females’ bodies during mating.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

That was for your benefit.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

That was for your benefit.

You'll need to post that again...again, I say, again!

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Only that of hookers (and occasionally those who aren't hookers...ok, whatever I can get away with really), Rick, although I'm am sure Tino will have an interesting fact relating to bug prostitution but that's not my thing (nor should it be anybody's thing if we're being honest!)

http://www.nwf.org/news-and-magazines/national-wildlife/birds/archives/2005/mating-in-a-material.aspx

But when it comes to turning tricks, insects have no equal. And their stock-in-trade is food—the deals so common they have a name: nuptial gifts. These range from dead prey—the insect equivalent of a box of chocolates—to food bags attached to females’ bodies during mating.

As the female chows down, the male begins to mate with her. But the female is rather mercenary about the whole affair: Even though they are coupled, she somehow prevents his sperm from entering her body until she has gorged herself for a full five minutes.

To be fair, that could relate to any relationship, by the way, where is Sean?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

That was for your benefit.

Because you knew I wasn't remotely interested the first time around?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

That was for your benefit.

Because you knew I wasn't remotely interested the first time around?

You comment on them an awful lot for someone who isn't interested in them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:By the way Rick, I asked Tina for facts, not Rick for half-ar$ed, poor spelled supposition as to the reasons insect blood is yellow. Whilst you may very well be correct, do not presume to take over the mantle of bug-fact-supplier-in-Chief to the C.C.

Tino doesn't know any insect facts, he just googles them.

Once he's googled them, he retains that information....

Doubt it.

I'm fairly certain I retain information better than you, old man.

Is that why you post the same facts twice?

That was for your benefit.

Because you knew I wasn't remotely interested the first time around?

You comment on them an awful lot for someone who isn't interested in them.

I suspect the yellowish colour of their blood is indicative of the pigments of the food that they ingest.

I would contend that the substance is not blood but, in fact, gunk.

Galted wrote:I would contend that the substance is not blood but, in fact, gunk.

Brilliant, brilliant post.

Fist Notches.

Thunderstorms have brought out the insects and the birds. Tino would love it here, but he is a poof who spunks yellow gunk into insects or so galted tells me.

How are ye one and all?

Morning mate, some good storms around here also, not really paid attention to the insects though.

You good?