The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

Good morning.

Katydids have ears in their front legs.

Great fact Tina, and short enough for Jules to get the full benefit from.

Great fact. As a precursor to today's unveiling of CC 3.0, it couldn't have been better.

He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

ShahenshahG wrote:He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

You could be right Shah. It will be hard to def Tino out though - he's still in my list of top 23 posters.

ShahenshahG wrote:He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

I don't need him at my beck and call, I've already got you.

I've far too much respect for Jules anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

I don't need him at my beck and call, I've already got you.

I've far too much respect for Jules anyway.

For the last time...I am not Jr.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

I don't need him at my beck and call, I've already got you.

I've far too much respect for Jules anyway.

For the last time...I am not Jr.

I know that. You're not aggressive enough.

On that note, and I'm not one to brag, but he has been selected to join a summer training camp with the Saracens academy. I am one proud father right now.

He is lucky that my outstanding rugby playing genes have been passed on.

F*ck you all then. When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

F*ck Twickenham. You can shoove them tickees oop your own end, Budson.

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Beat that you feckmeisters...

The Loaded Dog wrote:

F*ck Twickenham. You can shoove them tickees oop your own end, Budson.

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Beat that you feckmeisters...

Here he is!

The Loaded Dog wrote:

F*ck Twickenham. You can shoove them tickees oop your own end, Budson.

He'll qualify for Scotland through his grandfather. Do you want to come to Murrayfield?

Would love to. A bit cold there though isn't it?

Like Happy Valley (really liked that series. So depressing looking)

Holidays booked.
We got a room on the other side... near the carpark. Only a short walk to the river. Breakfast not included unfortunately.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

FFS we're not going to watch Carl Froch knock someone out at Wembley, are we?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:He's enjoying having you at his beck and call Julius. Just start ignoring him and talking to Galted exclusively, we'll have a new CC in no time at all.

I don't need him at my beck and call, I've already got you.

I've far too much respect for Jules anyway.

For the last time...I am not Jr.

I know that.  You're not aggressive enough.

On that note, and I'm not one to brag, but he has been selected to join a summer training camp with the Saracens academy.  I am one proud father right now.

He is lucky that my outstanding rugby playing genes have been passed on.  

That is f*cking brilliant mate. I look forward to running right through the franks with your son leading the charge.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

FFS we're not going to watch Carl Froch knock someone out at Wembley, are we?

 Is there nothing Froch fan boys won't do to further his nose? Surely we'd have already heard of such a feat from the trench he was raising his firstborn in? I won't believe it until he says it himself.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

FFS we're not going to watch Carl Froch knock someone out at Wembley, are we?

 Is there nothing Froch fan boys won't do to further his nose? Surely we'd have already heard of such a feat from the trench he was raising his firstborn in? I won't believe it until he says it himself.

Thankfully he's a very insular character, not given to bursts of self praise.

Anyway, I didn't realize the boxing writer Colin Hart had died!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

FFS we're not going to watch Carl Froch knock someone out at Wembley, are we?

 Is there nothing Froch fan boys won't do to further his nose? Surely we'd have already heard of such a feat from the trench he was raising his firstborn in? I won't believe it until he says it himself.

Thankfully he's a very insular character, not given to bursts of self praise.

Anyway, I didn't realize the boxing writer Colin Hart had died!

I suspect he was the only one who saw it coming.

Admins have deleted my swear word filter entry that changed 'Brexit' to 'EU Exit'. Cockwombles.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers Tina, but do I have to sit next to Galted?

I'll sit in between you.

OK I'll rephrase it, do I have to sit near Galted (ie within knife throwing distance)?

I'll sit 80,000 people between you.

FFS we're not going to watch Carl Froch knock someone out at Wembley, are we?

 Is there nothing Froch fan boys won't do to further his nose? Surely we'd have already heard of such a feat from the trench he was raising his firstborn in? I won't believe it until he says it himself.

Thankfully he's a very insular character, not given to bursts of self praise.

Anyway, I didn't realize the boxing writer Colin Hart had died!

I suspect he was the only one who saw it coming.

Surely he would made mention of though!

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

Forgot to mention that I now own an Omega Speedmaster Professional so if you need to know how much time is left you can ask me.

Also, should I buy food there or bring my own sandwich as I've heard it can be hellishly expensive?

This is one of the many reasons I don't want to sit next to, or even near, Galted. Tina, could your lad not be in a METAL band and then I could go enjoy that without fear that Galted would be around poncing the place up with his "behavior"

DAVE667 wrote:This is one of the many reasons I don't want to sit next to, or even near, Galted. Tina, could your lad not be in a METAL band and then I could go enjoy that without fear that Galted would be around poncing the place up with his "behavior"

F*ck you, David, there is nothing poncy about sandwich.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:This is one of the many reasons I don't want to sit next to, or even near, Galted. Tina, could your lad not be in a METAL band and then I could go enjoy that without fear that Galted would be around poncing the place up with his "behavior"

F*ck you, David, there is nothing poncy about sandwich.

A sandwich or sandwiches?

Tino, do you think that Jeff could maybe come with us instead of Dave?

Excellent idea, as much as I'd enjoy spending time with Tina, the possibility that Rowley would, for a short period of time, be further away from me thus lessening the risk of hearing him talk about Radox baths, The Stone Roses, or his f*cking gout is something I'd be ok with....and also, there's the real possibility that he trips and falls on top of Galted thus crushing him to death or at least causing severe injury to the tw*t. They could also mutually masturbate each other whilst congratulating themselves for having the opinion that Barton Fink is better than The Big Lebowski (pair o' silly c*nts) before Galted says, "Fancy some nosh" and takes him to a nearby tramp menagerie and lets him pick which homeless person he'd like to be sucked off by!

DAVE667 wrote:Excellent idea, as much as I'd enjoy spending time with Tina, the possibility that Rowley would, for a short period of time, be further away from me thus lessening the risk of hearing him talk about Radox baths, The Stone Roses, or his f*cking gout is something I'd be ok with....and also, there's the real possibility that he trips and falls on top of Galted thus crushing him to death or at least causing severe injury to the tw*t. They could also mutually masturbate each other whilst congratulating themselves for having the opinion that Barton Fink is better than The Big Lebowski (pair o' silly c*nts) before Galted says, "Fancy some nosh" and takes him to a nearby tramp menagerie and lets him pick which homeless person he'd like to be sucked off by!

This is Dave's version of "does my bum look big in this" or "No, really, you don't have to get me a present this year". Tread carefully Tino.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Excellent idea, as much as I'd enjoy spending time with Tina, the possibility that Rowley would, for a short period of time, be further away from me thus lessening the risk of hearing him talk about Radox baths, The Stone Roses, or his f*cking gout is something I'd be ok with....and also, there's the real possibility that he trips and falls on top of Galted thus crushing him to death or at least causing severe injury to the tw*t. They could also mutually masturbate each other whilst congratulating themselves for having the opinion that Barton Fink is better than The Big Lebowski (pair o' silly c*nts) before Galted says, "Fancy some nosh" and takes him to a nearby tramp menagerie and lets him pick which homeless person he'd like to be sucked off by!

This is Dave's version of "does my bum look big in this" or "No, really, you don't have to get me a present this year". Tread carefully Tino.

Rowley crushing Galted to death and injuring himself in the process would be present enough (still, be yet another excuse to sit a Radox bath shoving rose petals up his bumhole).

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

Forgot to mention that I now own an Omega Speedmaster Professional so if you need to know how much time is left you can ask me.

Also, should I buy food there or bring my own sandwich as I've heard it can be hellishly expensive?

I own an Omega Seamaster Galted. The same watch, Villa and a sneering level of film snobbery. I'm not sure I've ever felt this close to another human being.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

Forgot to mention that I now own an Omega Speedmaster Professional so if you need to know how much time is left you can ask me.

Also, should I buy food there or bring my own sandwich as I've heard it can be hellishly expensive?

I own an Omega Seamaster Galted. The same watch, Villa and a sneering level of film snobbery. I'm not sure I've ever felt this close to another human being.

I knew TSMR was some kind of livestock.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

Forgot to mention that I now own an Omega Speedmaster Professional so if you need to know how much time is left you can ask me.

Also, should I buy food there or bring my own sandwich as I've heard it can be hellishly expensive?

I own an Omega Seamaster Galted. The same watch, Villa and a sneering level of film snobbery. I'm not sure I've ever felt this close to another human being.

I f*cking love you, Jeff. I love you even more than I love the 4th movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony (Choral).

You won't regret the purchase Galted. Nothing keeps time like an Omega.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all then.  When he is captaining England at Twickenham, you can all shove the complimentary tickets up your collective arses.

Except Serial.

And Galted.

You two can come.

Cheers, Tino.  How many games may I attend as I've got two rugby-related anecdotes, one is about the try I scored and one is about the drop-goal I scored?  If I'm only allowed to watch one game I can tell you one in the first half and one in the second but if it's to be more than one game I'll have to spread them out a bit. If you want to separate Dave and me and would prefer to sit next to him then that's also OK.

PS don't forget to point out your son so I can cheer him on.

Forgot to mention that I now own an Omega Speedmaster Professional so if you need to know how much time is left you can ask me.

Also, should I buy food there or bring my own sandwich as I've heard it can be hellishly expensive?

I own an Omega Seamaster Galted. The same watch, Villa and a sneering level of film snobbery. I'm not sure I've ever felt this close to another human being.

I f*cking love you, Jeff.  I love you even more than I love the 4th movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony (Choral).

Even though he hobble danced around a funeral pyre of hi tec sandals?

You're bitterness is being ignored shah. Galted and I are enjoying a lovely shared moment and are impervious to your pitiful attempts to drag us down.

Rowley wrote:You're bitterness is being ignored shah. Galted and I are enjoying a lovely shared moment and are impervious to your pitiful attempts to drag us down.

You've leant the lie to that statement by acknowledging me. I bet you're sitting there wondering whether it would be too forward to invite Galted to a radox bath to seal the deal.

Rowley wrote:You're bitterness is being ignored shah. Galted and I are enjoying a lovely shared moment and are impervious to your pitiful attempts to drag us down.

C*nt

I'd even let him choose what jazz album we listened to shah.

Rowley wrote:You won't regret the purchase Galted. Nothing keeps time like an Omega.

The best thing about it is I didn't even have to pay for it, it was a wedding present from Galtova's parents, and the one I have wasn't even released commercially. As we're sharing this moment you can be the first 606v2 member (with the possible exception of Shah) to hear that I'm no longer single, which must be a crushing blow to gash worldwide.

Rowley wrote:I'd even let him choose what jazz album we listened to shah.

He'd probably choose nu jazz then we'd see a northerner cry for the first time where it's not related to the state of his wallet

Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:You won't regret the purchase Galted. Nothing keeps time like an Omega.

...you can be the first 606v2 member (with the possible exception of Shah) to hear that I'm no longer single...

You fickle b@stard.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:You won't regret the purchase Galted. Nothing keeps time like an Omega.

The best thing about it is I didn't even have to pay for it, it was a wedding present from Galtova's parents, and the one I have wasn't even released commercially.  As we're sharing this moment you can be the first 606v2 member (with the possible exception of Shah) to hear that I'm no longer single, which must be a crushing blow to gash worldwide.

Congratulations mate! Although Rowley is probably going to put domestos in the bath instead of radox.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'd even let him choose what jazz album we listened to shah.

He'd probably choose nu jazz then we'd see a northerner cry for the first time where it's not related to the state of his wallet

I would trust Jeff's experience in jazz matters to enable him to select an album that is pleasing to both the seasoned jazz listener and the newcomer to the jazz scene.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'd even let him choose what jazz album we listened to shah.

He'd probably choose nu jazz then we'd see a northerner cry for the first time where it's not related to the state of his wallet

If he chooses Kenny f$cking G he is dead to me.