The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

Ah yes, so I see, last I heard of flipper he was losing the plot on the West Ham thread or something similar...

Will you be watching the England game this evening? It was weird trying to watch the football in work, though it does drive home how little you would like to spend your hard earned social time with half the people from the office...

Morning Jeffer the Heffer, all good in the hood?

rick_dagless wrote:Ah yes, so I see, last I heard of flipper he was losing the plot on the West Ham thread or something similar...

Will you be watching the England game this evening?  It was weird trying to watch the football in work, though it does drive home how little you would like to spend your hard earned social time with half the people from the office...

I enjoyed it actually, the best bit being that the people in the restaurant had the sky feed through the internet on a laptop onto a projector so their view was about 5 minutes behind ours. So we kept groaning and screaming every so often and they'd wait, wait and wait for the action to materialise but nothing did. When they actually scored it was a massive surprise and lots of joyful screaming with a miserable grumpy scot sitting in his office not bothering to watch.

I might watch tonight, i'm at work from 6 am to 10-11 pm today so anything to kill the time mate.

Fair play, we had a choice of watching in the restaurant, or, similar to yourself, on a laptop streamed through the TV.

In other exiting news, I see that Ward Kovalev has been signed off, nice, even though Ward could be good enough to turn it into a stinker.

Morning Jeff

rick_dagless wrote:Fair play, we had a choice of watching in the restaurant, or, similar to yourself, on a laptop streamed through the TV.

In other exiting news, I see that Ward Kovalev has been signed off, nice, even though Ward could be good enough to turn it into a stinker.

Morning Jeff

Are you implying, Ward will be looking for a way out?

Looks a cracker on paper. Dud undercard I suspect.

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Good wedding gifts or no? All three by the way. Not just one of these, i'm not Rowley.

rick_dagless wrote:Fair play, we had a choice of watching in the restaurant, or, similar to yourself, on a laptop streamed through the TV.

In other exiting news, I see that Ward Kovalev has been signed off, nice, even though Ward could be good enough to turn it into a stinker.

Morning Jeff

Who is Ward Kovalev and why has he be signed off?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Fair play, we had a choice of watching in the restaurant, or, similar to yourself, on a laptop streamed through the TV.

In other exiting news, I see that Ward Kovalev has been signed off, nice, even though Ward could be good enough to turn it into a stinker.

Morning Jeff

Who is Ward Kovalev and why has he be signed off?

He is a gentleman I work with Jules, and it is because of carpal tunnel...

Morning...

Shah wrote:
Good wedding gifts or no? All three by the way. Not just one of these, i'm not Rowley.

Seem reasonable mate, I see there is a theme going on, does your sisters partner struggle with chewing whole food?

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:
Good wedding gifts or no? All three by the way. Not just one of these, i'm not Rowley.

Seem reasonable mate, I see there is a theme going on, does your sisters partner struggle with chewing whole food?

No, I am a considerate man. She's a sh*t cook and I think he could drink it faster than he could eat it.

Or even better

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Surely no one could mess this up?

That is considerate mate, easier to slip the meds into as well.

ShahenshahG wrote:Or even better

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Surely no one could mess this up?

I could potentially see some ice cold soups and really hot smoothies.

Good Point. Maybe a hand operated one....hmmm

JuliusHMarx wrote:An individual Japanese giant hornet can kill forty European honey bees a minute.

Wataaaaaaaa?!

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Do these taste good?

The irony of Britain First getting angry on social media, to state that one extreme member should not tarnish the group as a whole (RE: Jo Cox murder)

They really do not see it do they...

rick_dagless wrote:The irony of Britain First getting angry on social media, to state that one extreme member should not tarnish the group as a whole (RE: Jo Cox murder)

They really do not see it do they...

Lol.

Sport and politics kills this thread again, so apologies chaps.

Anyone have a dick joke?

rick_dagless wrote:Anyone have a dick joke?

Tino's.

I used to work with a bloke called John Thomas!

Afternoon all...

His parents must've not wanted kids...

I went to school with Emma Dale, and worked with a Rich Coffee.

Afternoon DAVE

Afternoon Rick, seems the MODS have finally/temporarily decided to stop f*cking around with my username

Sounds like flipper sorted it out when he was on here on Friday, so you can drop him down a couple of places on the kill list...

I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

DAVE667 wrote:I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

Not sure who has changed your location to a telling off though...

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

Not sure who has changed your location to a telling off though...

Not sure who's complaining about me swearing either...sounds like Mary Whitehouse has been re0incarnated. Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that swearing is cool and pretty damned sexy to boot!

Morning notches

All good in Le hood?

https://youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs

Morning shah. Some lovely cool Jazz for this fine morning.

That's excellent.

I dont suppose you know what the jazzy bit of this is called

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHh7sc8-rj8 from roughly 3:51 onwards.

You're right shah. I don't. Wonder if steffan will be winding folk up on the football pages today.

I'd be surprised if he didn't Jeff. Are you going to allow racism against the welsh today??

Good morning.

An Ant can survive underwater for up to two days.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

An Ant can survive underwater for up to two days.

How long can Dec survive?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

An Ant can survive underwater for up to two days.

How long can Dec survive?

For up to two days.

ShahenshahG wrote:I'd be surprised if he didn't Jeff. Are you going to allow racism against the welsh today??

Absolutely not Shah. Half Welsh myself so take nothing but pleasure in their achievements

Good morning.

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that the following poster is now my second favourite (behind Jeff):

Ziggler, Dolphin

Shah wrote:That's excellent.

I dont suppose you know what the jazzy bit of this is called

Use soundhound/shazam it will tell you, technology and all that...

Morning all, I am willing to test Tino's fact on Ant and Dec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEUjx2cPyaY

Morning boys. Mrs Shah is cooking this tonight.

Cheers Rick, i'll try that. All good with you mate?

All good mate, though the M1 was a car park this morning which was quite the irritant to be fair.

You managed to get any R&R yet?

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rick_dagless wrote:All good mate, though the M1 was a car park this morning which was quite the irritant to be fair.

You managed to get any R&R yet?

No, but for the rest of the week (including today) I finish at 4pm so will have the opportunity tonight.

Morning.

Hmm we have a pretty full roster today. We should be bubbling. Morning Alistair long time no see.

Morning Shah.

The other half gave me the old heave-ho, so i've been away sorting my life out. Sorry to hear about Sean's Dad.

You shouldn't have mentioned your passion for Kellie Maloney, you should have known that wouldn't go down well. I think Sean has a room to share but are things that bad?

They were, but they are getting better. Left her with everything, and she's asking me for money to pay for the dog. C**t.

Alistair wrote:They were, but they are getting better. Left her with everything, and she's asking me for money to pay for the dog. C**t.

I know it probably isn't funny to you but be consoled that 9 out of 10 CC members are laughing at you and the 10th is Jeff who doesn't laugh out loud because it's beneath him. Did you have any kids?

2 step kids.