The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:You won't regret the purchase Galted. Nothing keeps time like an Omega.

The best thing about it is I didn't even have to pay for it, it was a wedding present from Galtova's parents, and the one I have wasn't even released commercially.  As we're sharing this moment you can be the first 606v2 member (with the possible exception of Shah) to hear that I'm no longer single, which must be a crushing blow to gash worldwide.

Congratulations mate! Although Rowley is probably going to put domestos in the bath instead of radox.

Thank you, Shah. I shall use your advice in marital relations to keep her in line.

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Because walking takes too much effort?

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff. You were at the head of the line but Culture Cup rules dictated that it had to go to my brother unless one of us wore a veil.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'd even let him choose what jazz album we listened to shah.

He'd probably choose nu jazz then we'd see a northerner cry for the first time where it's not related to the state of his wallet

If he chooses Kenny f$cking G he is dead to me.

L*L. That's two Jazz enthusiasts that have expressed that sentiment to me. I shall look him up and play him when you aren't expecting it.

He is the biggest selling jazz artist ever apparently. Every time I am given cause to remember that fact I feel a little dead inside.

I would never dream of suggesting Kenny f$cking G, unless I was mentioning KENNY F$CKING G to SerialDAVE.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

The aforementioned line was in a soup kitchen Julius, please do not fret so.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

So you lied when you told Rowley familial obligation nipped his selection in the bud?????! You sc*mbag!!!!!!!!

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

It all worked out in the end. I did get first go on Galtova.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

It all worked out in the end. I did get first go on Galtova.

Truly a bumming of continental proportions

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

So you lied when you told Rowley familial obligation nipped his selection in the bud?????! You sc*mbag!!!!!!!!

Nope, I have to avert my eyes when I'm in Julius's presence.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

It all worked out in the end. I did get first go on Galtova.

If she gives birth to a delightful punner at the end of February I'll have my suspicions as to who the father is.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Congratulations. I'm not going to lie, missing out on the best man gig hurts, but I'm a big enough man to let it slide.

Thanks, Jeff.  You were at the head of the line...

Can't believe what I'm hearing. My world has been rocked to its foundations.

You were going to get first go on Galtova, but your servants turned us away from your gate due to our shabby clothes.

It all worked out in the end. I did get first go on Galtova.

If she gives birth to a delightful punner at the end of February I'll have my suspicions as to who the father is.

Well at least you have two fewer culprits to vet. Michaels is a bummer and Tina is a eunuch.

And she's beneath Jeff, no pun intended.

FIST NOTCHES

RISE AND SHINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1uArwbAEb8

Beautiful.

https://youtu.be/DjydOI4MEIw

Morning shah, and whoever else may join us today.

Good morning.

A Bee must visit 4000 flowers in order to make one tablespoon of honey.

Morning notches.

Made my comeback at the weekend. Brisk 20 batting down the order. Only a winning draw so knocked off top spot for first time this year. Then watched football at a pub that is usually quite pleasant. Absolute animals there. Was shocked at having to listen all 11 verses of 10 German bombers in the air sung by over 90% of people in attendance.

Watched the football at a friend's house but made the mistake of allowing Galtova and a friend of hers to come on account of Russia being involved. Spent the first twenty minutes talking about how players communicate with the refs given all the nationalities and the rest of the game talking about the quality of wine from The Asda and the possible consewuences of the referendum.

Do they have the Asda in London?

Apparently. I was quite mortified to discover this.

Apparently a bottle of red from the asda won some international wine award over the weekend.

The discussion centred around Asda's wines being as good as if not better than those of the more upmarket supermarkets.

Morning all, I can safely say that any conversations regarding the quality of wine, be they from the ASDA or anywhere else, will go completely over the head of Mrs667 based on the facts that...
A/ She knows little or nothing about wine and has, on occasion been known to choose a particular wine based on how pretty the label looked (It was quite nice but I still maintain it was a f*cking fluke) and
B/ She's usually passed out after glugging whatever cr*p she usually buys so yes, the conversation would literally go over her head.

I am also going to correctly use the word "literally" in another sentence (just to annoy people). Shame Slick Rick isn't here as he could quite possibly confirm this, but I have seen pictures of people who were at DOWNLOAD this weekend who were literally covered in mud from head to toe. They had gone "swimming" in the filth and muck and then posed for pictures (presumably so people could upload them onto FACEBOOK with the caption, "Went to DOWNLOAD, saw these silly c*nts")

Also, had to suffer a 50th party in Denton at the weekend (which you may or may not know is a f*cking sh!thole). My son is toilet training (apt really) so in between conversations with people I don't know or wish to meet again and not being able to watch the football DESPITE BEING IN A WORKING MEN'S CLUB WHICH HAD A F*CKING MASSIVE TV IN I LATER DISCOVERED, I took my youngest to the gents and completely forgetting it was in my shirt pocket, dropped my phone in the (thankfully free of pee and poo) toilet.

It doesn't appear to have suffered any ill effects but every time I make a phone call, I'm aware of where my phone has been BUT I CAN'T WASH IT and disinfectant wipes don't seem sufficient somehow.

Sean, there's more chance of these articles being of interest to Shah than you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635630/Red-wine-Asda-costing-just-4-37-named-best-WORLD-thanks-peppery-vanilla-flavour-perfect-barbecues.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638167/Tesco-bins-50-downmarket-wines-merges-two-ranges-shoppers-increasingly-sophisticated-tastes.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3627042/You-storing-wine-wrong-Expert-says-bottles-RED-fridge-never-chill-white-long.html

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A Bee must visit 4000 flowers in order to make one tablespoon of honey.

What's a bee doing with a f*cking tablespoon?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A Bee must visit 4000 flowers in order to make one tablespoon of honey.

What's a bee doing with a f*cking tablespoon?  

Obviously checking to see how much honey it's made

Best white wine I have had in years. Usually love a Cav Sauv from Malborough but this is truly an excellent Chardonnay from California. About £8 a bottle mind.

https://groceries.asda.com/product/usa/darkhorse-chardonnay/910001813691

£6.50 in Asda

Who is this Alan, why does he keep posting and why haven't the Mods banned him yet?

C*nt!

Adam D wrote:

Best white wine I have had in years. Usually love a Cav Sauv from Malborough but this is truly an excellent Chardonnay from California. About £8 a bottle mind.

Do you have it before or after your appletini?

C*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Best white wine I have had in years. Usually love a Cav Sauv from Malborough but this is truly an excellent Chardonnay from California. About £8 a bottle mind.

Do you have it before or after your appletini?

C*nt.

Think that alone was worth the c*nting, Tina....still excellent work though!

Alan also referred to "Asda" and not "the Asda".

C*nt.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Best white wine I have had in years. Usually love a Cav Sauv from Malborough but this is truly an excellent Chardonnay from California. About £8 a bottle mind.

Do you have it before or after your appletini?

C*nt.

Think that alone was worth the c*nting, Tina....still excellent work though!

I'm not even sure what the c*nt means by 'Cav Sauv'? Does he mean Cabernet Sauvignon as surely that would be 'Cab Sauv' or does he mean Sauvignon Blanc as that would be 'Sauv Blanc'?

Either way, this bloke is a c*nt.

C*nt.

Thanks a lot.

You all know how to cheer someone up.

You can all go f*** yourselves.

Adam D wrote:Thanks a lot.

You all know how to cheer someone up.

You can all go f*** yourselves.

I didn't call you a "c*nt" Andrew.

Please can I be a mod?

Despite your attempt to provoke me I'm still not going to call you a "c*nt", Ada.

I have no such reservations. Ada you're a c*nt who drinks sh*t wine

Alma, I concur with the opinion of TW4T#2

Eeee, there's some humourless c*nts about....usually in the ASDA buying cheap, sh!tty wine and trying to impress the bored middle-aged woman at the checkout with their superior "knowledge" on the subject whilst simultaneously w*nking off the small dog they snuck into the shop with them!

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:Eeee, there's some humourless c*nts about....usually in the ASDA buying cheap, sh!tty wine and trying to impress the bored middle-aged woman at the checkout with their superior "knowledge" on the subject whilst simultaneously w*nking off the small dog they snuck into the shop with them!

All the while his wife is receiving a length from dolphin who sings "she's forever blowing bubbles" while bumming her.

Muppet#2 wrote:

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:Eeee, there's some humourless c*nts about....usually in the ASDA buying cheap, sh!tty wine and trying to impress the bored middle-aged woman at the checkout with their superior "knowledge" on the subject whilst simultaneously w*nking off the small dog they snuck into the shop with them!

All the while his wife is receiving a length from dolphin who sings "she's forever blowing bubbles" while bumming her.

What wife? C*nts like that are definitely single but believe they are f*nny magnets due to their unshakable belief that women are attracted to them because they "know a decent red when they see/taste one"

C*nt!

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:

Muppet#2 wrote:

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:Eeee, there's some humourless c*nts about....usually in the ASDA buying cheap, sh!tty wine and trying to impress the bored middle-aged woman at the checkout with their superior "knowledge" on the subject whilst simultaneously w*nking off the small dog they snuck into the shop with them!

All the while his wife is receiving a length from dolphin who sings "she's forever blowing bubbles" while bumming her.

What wife? C*nts like that are definitely single but believe they are f*nny magnets due to their unshakable belief that women are attracted to them because they "know a decent red when they see/taste one"

C*nt!

The blow up doll Dave. Do you think Dolphin the whimpering wendyball west hameroonian could actually get a real live woman let alone one that is married to a man with a collection of glass sex toys.

Muppet#2 wrote:

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:

Muppet#2 wrote:

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:Eeee, there's some humourless c*nts about....usually in the ASDA buying cheap, sh!tty wine and trying to impress the bored middle-aged woman at the checkout with their superior "knowledge" on the subject whilst simultaneously w*nking off the small dog they snuck into the shop with them!

All the while his wife is receiving a length from dolphin who sings "she's forever blowing bubbles" while bumming her.

What wife? C*nts like that are definitely single but believe they are f*nny magnets due to their unshakable belief that women are attracted to them because they "know a decent red when they see/taste one"

C*nt!

The blow up doll Dave. Do you think Dolphin the whimpering wendyball west hameroonian could actually get a real live woman let alone one that is married to a man with a collection of glass sex toys.

Oh yeah, got so caught up in the c*ntishness of the wine c*ntoisseur that I forgot which c*nt I was going on about....they're probably both c*nts, but one c*nt drink cheap wine and the other c*nt, well, probably spends his days slurping pints of tramp jizz but secretly wishes it was Dimitri Payet's.

To Whom It May Concern

Why am I still not a mod?

Please advise.

Regards,
The Poster Formerly Known As Galted

Im enjoying whats happened in here

Is that what you say whilst staring into your pint of tramp's c*m?

Yeah, I love it when your boyfriend cheats on you DAVE