The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 May 2016, 10:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:39 am

Blimey, it has been a right barrel of monkeys on here the last 12 months...

Morning Alistair, if it cheers you up, I was up a couple of hundred at royal ascot, can donate some for dog food if it helps?

by Alistair Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:40 am

Nah, screw her. She's skint because she's been getting tanked up every weekend. If she can't afford the dog i'll have it back.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:40 am

Sean's missus is available.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:41 am

Alistair wrote:Nah, screw her. She's skint because she's been getting tanked up every weekend. If she can't afford the dog i'll have it back.

Fair enough mate, sounds like you may have dodged a bullet, Shah may donate some of his harem if you ask?

by Alistair Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:44 am

5 years is alot to p*ss away but she made her bed...

How is everyone on here?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:46 am

Not bad to be honest mate, as mentioned I had a good royal ascot, and just booked my tickets for the Ebor.

Footbal is crap, boxing is looking up, and the Culture Cup is busy today! Happy days

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:48 am

rick_dagless wrote:boxing is looking up

Boxing has been sh*te since the mid 1990's.

by Alistair Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:49 am

I only bet on Ladies Day in all honesty and that was a pile.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:58 am

Right, F**K trying optimism on here...

I am going over to the off topic board for some rational conversation backed up by research and facts, because I am turning into the credible hulk....

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:Right, F**K trying optimism on here...

I am going over to the off topic board for some rational conversation backed up by research and facts, because I am turning into the credible hulk....

I appreciate it dearly my friend, I just have to deal with a hysterical P.A whose manager travelled halfway across the world only to be stuck outside as she hadn't arranged the necessary clearance for him.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:18 am

Thanks Shah, knew you would have my back...

Did you let the manager in?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:15 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Thanks Shah, knew you would have my back...

Did you let the manager in?

Yes, but he's going to be reprimanded/sacked. Pushed past my colleague and accidentally crushed her arm against the desk. Not available for a bit.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:19 pm

RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:26 pm

No doubt it'll be "Righto Shah, I promise not to f*ck it up"

Afternoon all, had an MRI scan a couple of months ago to figure out why my hearing is f*cked (apart from 30 years of METAL) and they found "an abnormality" on my brain completely unconnected to my hearing and are sending me for a CT scan. Been told not to worry but given that they prefaced that with the words "abnormality", "on", "your", "brain", and "scan" so I'm reluctant to share their casual attitude towards it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:34 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

So as I reach my 7K
The cup rolls on another day
Shah the morning bomber man
Is all tired out with wee Hassan
Tino is ignoring the new cup calls
Being more concerned with his lack of balls
SERIAL is back from a ban
Free to plot another murderous plan
Sean just wants Netflix and chill
But all his gardening is done uphill
Jules all angry with grammar rage
But we let him off due to his age
Jeff with flat cap in the noncelands
No one cares about his F***ing jazz bands
Alistair’s now a single man
But can still get laid if he can get the dog in the van
TLD his visits are short
Waiting for when the hookers in his pool are caught
Adam no one remembers if he came
But I better mention him in case he changes my name
Sorry if there is anyone I have missed
But I only had a minute so don’t be too p155ed.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:43 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

So as I reach my 7K
The cup rolls on another day
Shah the morning bomber man
Is all tired out with wee Hassan
Tino is ignoring the new cup calls
Being more concerned with his lack of balls
SERIAL is back from a ban
Free to plot another murderous plan
Sean just wants Netflix and chill
But all his gardening is done uphill
Jules all angry with grammar rage
But we let him off due to his age
Jeff with flat cap in the noncelands
No one cares about his F***ing jazz bands
Alistair’s now a single man
But can still get laid if he can get the dog in the van
TLD his visits are short
Waiting for when the hookers in his pool are caught
Adam no one remembers if he came
But I better mention him in case he changes my name
Sorry if there is anyone I have missed
But I only had a minute so don’t be too p155ed.

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:43 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

So as I reach my 7K
The cup rolls on another day
Shah the morning bomber man
Is all tired out with wee Hassan
Tino is ignoring the new cup calls
Being more concerned with his lack of balls
SERIAL is back from a ban
Free to plot another murderous plan
Sean just wants Netflix and chill
But all his gardening is done uphill
Jules all angry with grammar rage
But we let him off due to his age
Jeff with flat cap in the noncelands
No one cares about his F***ing jazz bands
Alistair’s now a single man
But can still get laid if he can get the dog in the van
TLD his visits are short
Waiting for when the hookers in his pool are caught
Adam no one remembers if he came
But I better mention him in case he changes my name
Sorry if there is anyone I have missed
But I only had a minute so don’t be too p155ed.

LOVELY WORK, RICK!!!!!!!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:45 pm

Cheers boys.

Afternoon all, and how is today treating you?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:53 pm

Pretty shabbily. I have been given work to do. It's obscene. What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:55 pm

Similar, a risk I have been banging on about for ages has come to the attention of the higher ups so being a pain in behind!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:00 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Similar, a risk I have been banging on about for ages has come to the attention of the higher ups so being a pain in behind!

How does bumming you alleviate this risk? Headscratch

Yeah I've pointed out obvious problems before and been ignored, at last count three of those mistakes had cost the company 800K and are still not repaired. Not worth pointing sh*t out sometimes

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:03 pm

I am milking the fact I may have a brain tumour in order to avoid having to do any work. Going well so far but fear that this will dissipate in short order.

I don't get work given, I have to self regulate and allocate...however, on my late shifts, it's all done by the time I get in so I spend the day waiting for something else to come in in the afternoon.

It's tedious but just about pays the bills

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:08 pm

You named the potential tumour yet? Could run a poll!

Leaves you more time to plot out hooker movements though?

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:18 pm

I'll run a poll if it turns out to be a tumour. If it turns out to be nothing more a depressingly disappointing collection of useless non-threatening cells, I'll call it Adam.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:20 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I'll run a poll if it turns out to be a tumour. If it turns out to be nothing more a depressingly disappointing collection of useless non-threatening cells, I'll call it Adam.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:33 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

So as I reach my 7K
The cup rolls on another day
Shah the morning bomber man
Is all tired out with wee Hassan
Tino is ignoring the new cup calls
Being more concerned with his lack of balls
SERIAL is back from a ban
Free to plot another murderous plan
Sean just wants Netflix and chill
But all his gardening is done uphill
Jules all angry with grammar rage
But we let him off due to his age
Jeff with flat cap in the noncelands
No one cares about his F***ing jazz bands
Alistair’s now a single man
But can still get laid if he can get the dog in the van
TLD his visits are short
Waiting for when the hookers in his pool are caught
Adam no one remembers if he came
But I better mention him in case he changes my name
Sorry if there is anyone I have missed
But I only had a minute so don’t be too p155ed.

l*l out loud.

Superfly is going to be right f*cked off with you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:35 pm

I knew I would forget someone...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:37 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I knew I would forget someone...

Of all the people to forget though.

All those endless nights spent in Dundee together and you go and leave him off this.

by Rowley Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:RICK your next post is your 7000th. Make it F*cking memorable

So as I reach my 7K
The cup rolls on another day
Shah the morning bomber man
Is all tired out with wee Hassan
Tino is ignoring the new cup calls
Being more concerned with his lack of balls
SERIAL is back from a ban
Free to plot another murderous plan
Sean just wants Netflix and chill
But all his gardening is done uphill
Jules all angry with grammar rage
But we let him off due to his age
Jeff with flat cap in the noncelands
No one cares about his F***ing jazz bands
Alistair’s now a single man
But can still get laid if he can get the dog in the van
TLD his visits are short
Waiting for when the hookers in his pool are caught
Adam no one remembers if he came
But I better mention him in case he changes my name
Sorry if there is anyone I have missed
But I only had a minute so don’t be too p155ed.

l*l out loud.

Superfly is going to be right f*cked off with you.

I'm never on here any more and even I got a mention. He will be spitting feathers.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:50 pm

You are on here more than supes Jeff, could be the special morning time maybe...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 2:11 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I'll run a poll if it turns out to be a tumour. If it turns out to be nothing more a depressingly disappointing collection of useless non-threatening cells, I'll call it Adam.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 2:49 pm

Cheese savoury sandwich, bag of plain crisps, 8/10

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 3:45 pm

Chicken and Bacon Caesar wrap, Berry and Melon Shaker (no nearly as sexy as it sounds), bag of Walker's Chicken and Thyme Sensations and a Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 3:49 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?

by **Galted** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?

Good thanks, even if I didn't make Rick's poem or your p1ss-take of who didn't make it and only get a mention due to a gay drink.

I'm in Malaga putting the Great back into Great Britain - just walked barefoot across about 100 yards of scalding sand without breaking into a run, p1ssing myself or bursting into tears though I was close to doing all three. Think I have lost a serious amount of skin and blood.

Loads of topless tottie here, hope they f*cking noticed.

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?

Been for an 11 mile run before I came to work today, I can't drink anymore water and fancied something different. The woman in my office that I went to the shop with recommended it. She has very nice, if somewhat small, t!ts, so I didn't want to spoil my chances of having a feel by telling her to shove her Iced Tea up her bumhole.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:18 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?
Been for an 11 mile run before I came to work today, I can't drink anymore water and fancied something different. The woman in my office that I went to the shop with recommended it. She has very nice, if somewhat small, t!ts, so I didn't want to spoil my chances of having a feel by telling her to shove her Iced Tea up her bumhole.

Let us know if you get to have a feel.

Or if you get to shove some iced tea up her bumhole.

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?
Been for an 11 mile run before I came to work today, I can't drink anymore water and fancied something different. The woman in my office that I went to the shop with recommended it. She has very nice, if somewhat small, t!ts, so I didn't want to spoil my chances of having a feel by telling her to shove her Iced Tea up her bumhole.

Let us know if you get to have a feel.

Or if you get to shove some iced tea up her bumhole.

I will message you personally if either of those things happen...the rest of this lot can go f*ck themselves (or get noshed off by tramps)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:25 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?
Been for an 11 mile run before I came to work today, I can't drink anymore water and fancied something different. The woman in my office that I went to the shop with recommended it. She has very nice, if somewhat small, t!ts, so I didn't want to spoil my chances of having a feel by telling her to shove her Iced Tea up her bumhole.

Let us know if you get to have a feel.

Or if you get to shove some iced tea up her bumhole.
I will message you personally if either of those things happen...the rest of this lot can go f*ck themselves (or get noshed off by tramps)

What is the equivalent of a Spanish tramp? Galted will be being sucked dry by one as we speak.

by Guest Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Peach flavoured Ice tea 7/10

Hi Galted. How are you?
Been for an 11 mile run before I came to work today, I can't drink anymore water and fancied something different. The woman in my office that I went to the shop with recommended it. She has very nice, if somewhat small, t!ts, so I didn't want to spoil my chances of having a feel by telling her to shove her Iced Tea up her bumhole.

Let us know if you get to have a feel.

Or if you get to shove some iced tea up her bumhole.
I will message you personally if either of those things happen...the rest of this lot can go f*ck themselves (or get noshed off by tramps)

What is the equivalent of a Spanish tramp? Galted will be being sucked dry by one as we speak.

El Hobo?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:52 pm

Oh thanks Rick...

But non-sarcastic thanks to Galted.

The location was me, DAVE. Just means you can point people to your location if there's crying going on and if a mod brings you up I can wade in and say I've spoken to you blah blah blah. If you swear at Temp he may explode, so it's nice to have something in my back pocket to calm him down. I'll leave Tino to find a euphemism there. Speaking of Tino, see that Plunkett smash?! What a fella!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:44 pm

I've made a berry and banana milkshake. A pint of milk about 200g of berries raspberry blackcurrant redcurrant and a couple of strawberries. 1 banana 2 tablespoons of sugar and two scoops of vanilla ice cream. It's decking delicious. 1 slice of pizza. 10 fish fingers dipped in cheese and chives. 1 litre of lucozade zero. Worth fasting 30 days for just this milkshake 101/10

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jun 2016, 6:47 am

FIST NOTCHERINOS

Sugar rush from last night. How the devil diddly are you doodlies?

Dave I missed your post informing us of your potential tumour, i'd assumed you'd carried on a conversation from elsewhere. Here's to hoping all is well and that you get to milk it for 6 months before the doctors diagnose your condition as the first medically proven imbecile.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:31 am

Morning Shah how goes the good fight?

by Rowley Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:34 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g

Morning Shah, Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:43 am

'sup J-dizzle

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:48 am

Morning Rick the Brick and Jazzy the Snazzy, All well on the eastern front. How are things with you boys?

by Rowley Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:54 am

Steady enough. The thought for today is that 'not everyone who votes for exit is a racist, but everyone who is a racist votes for exit'

Do the right thing tomorrow kids.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:58 am

I don't think anyone here is going to vote for brexit. We have many flaws, we are in no particular order murderers, lechers, arrogant, snobbish, racist and xenophobic, but we ain't stupid...

by Rowley Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:59 am

Sean strikes me as a brexit type.

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