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by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Jun 2022, 12:11 pm

First topic message reminder :

6. 5. Civic

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:05 pm

lostinwales wrote:I also have an interview this afternoon with someone with the same name as me (it is not me - I already gave myself a job). Strange times.

There's only one lostinwales
One lostinwaaaales
There's only two lostinwaaaales

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:06 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:I see Will and Kate are having to move into a little cottage, so it's not just us suffering from the increase in energy prices.

Hope LiW finds a company of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS.

Better. They are built on INFINITE THINKING.

Seriously they are a big company doing great things, but they should probably either change the person who writes their job ads, or at least encourage them to spend time out in the real world.

I still feel an urge to stab people who use 'going forward', 'touch base' and 'reach out'. I don't think I was made for the business world.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:09 pm

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:I see Will and Kate are having to move into a little cottage, so it's not just us suffering from the increase in energy prices.

Hope LiW finds a company of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS.

Better. They are built on INFINITE THINKING.

Seriously they are a big company doing great things, but they should probably either change the person who writes their job ads, or at least encourage them to spend time out in the real world.

I still feel an urge to stab people who use 'going forward'...

Villa players should be safe then.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:44 pm

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:I see Will and Kate are having to move into a little cottage, so it's not just us suffering from the increase in energy prices.

Hope LiW finds a company of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS.

Better. They are built on INFINITE THINKING.

Seriously they are a big company doing great things, but they should probably either change the person who writes their job ads, or at least encourage them to spend time out in the real world.

I still feel an urge to stab people who use 'going forward', 'touch base' and 'reach out'. I don't think I was made for the business world.

Good job you're not in it then.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:45 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:I see Will and Kate are having to move into a little cottage, so it's not just us suffering from the increase in energy prices.

Hope LiW finds a company of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS.

Better. They are built on INFINITE THINKING.

Seriously they are a big company doing great things, but they should probably either change the person who writes their job ads, or at least encourage them to spend time out in the real world.

I still feel an urge to stab people who use 'going forward'...

Villa players should be safe then.

Tw*t.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 12:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:I see Will and Kate are having to move into a little cottage, so it's not just us suffering from the increase in energy prices.

Hope LiW finds a company of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS.

Better. They are built on INFINITE THINKING.

Seriously they are a big company doing great things, but they should probably either change the person who writes their job ads, or at least encourage them to spend time out in the real world.

I still feel an urge to stab people who use 'going forward', 'touch base' and 'reach out'. I don't think I was made for the business world.

Good job you're not in it then.

Tw*t.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Aug 2022, 1:41 pm

Jules, I think you've upset Galted.

You really should circle back and reach out to him.

Or maybe a reach around would cheer him up.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 1:57 pm

Just run the flag up the pole and see if I salute.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 2:51 pm

Speaking of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS

this kept me amused for a bit

https://viralpostgenerator.com/?target=8ra5kkrf96fev1z03mdteatt7&params=%7B%7D

AI created cringey LinkedIN posts

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 3:09 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Speaking of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS

this kept me amused for a bit

https://viralpostgenerator.com/?target=8ra5kkrf96fev1z03mdteatt7&params=%7B%7D

AI created cringey LinkedIN posts

I'm a big fan of https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 3:24 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Speaking of BALLERS and BLUE SKY THINKERS

this kept me amused for a bit

https://viralpostgenerator.com/?target=8ra5kkrf96fev1z03mdteatt7&params=%7B%7D

AI created cringey LinkedIN posts

I'm a big fan of https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

Yep, I am aware of their work, surprisingly accurate.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 6:24 pm

Galtova, Jr and the in-laws left for a weekend in Torquay at about 14.30.

I'm both proud and ashamed to announce that I'm now absolutely sh*t-faced. That includes having slept in the bath for the last three quarters of an hour. I'll be massively surprised if I survive this weekend.

If I don't, at least the c*nt of a cat will have something to eat.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 7:10 pm

It was nice of the in laws to take Jr for the weekend leaving Galtova free.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Aug 2022, 7:59 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It was nice of the in laws to take Jr for the weekend leaving Galtova free.

You get her for free? You b*stard.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 8:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:It was nice of the in laws to take Jr for the weekend leaving Galtova free.

You get her for free? You b*stard.

That's what I was thinking. That b*stard.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Aug 2022, 8:11 pm

I do occasionally give her a tip.

Like 'Stay away from seamsters'.

by **superflyweight** Mon 29 Aug 2022, 4:09 pm

Bank holiday (but not for me) fist!

by **Galted** Tue 30 Aug 2022, 1:39 pm

Sh*te on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 30 Aug 2022, 1:47 pm

Galted wrote:Sh*te on here today.

I'm dead.

by **Galted** Tue 30 Aug 2022, 2:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here today.

I'm dead.

Wish I was too, currently in the playground at Greenwich Park.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 30 Aug 2022, 2:17 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here today.

I'm dead.

Wish I was too, currently in the playground at Greenwich Park.

Must be a MILF there at least? Or a GILF?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Aug 2022, 2:31 pm

I'm not Man of the Hole.

by **Galted** Tue 30 Aug 2022, 2:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here today.

I'm dead.

Wish I was too, currently in the playground at Greenwich Park.

Must be a MILF there at least? Or a GILF?

Usually are but the quality today is a bit lacking. I think even any resident yewtree suspects would have been disappointed with what's on display.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 30 Aug 2022, 3:00 pm

Galted wrote:
I think even any resident yewtree suspects would have been disappointed with what's on display.

Ah, the 1980's. Before noncing was bad.

by **Galted** Tue 30 Aug 2022, 3:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
I think even any resident yewtree suspects would have been disappointed with what's on display.

Ah, the 1980's. Before noncing was bad.

Couldn't get from the front door to the end of the street without being molested and it didn't do us no harm.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 9:14 am

Un-catchable fist.

We were so quick. Some us also had a devastating side step.

Hope nobody was Gorby.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 10:21 am

Pal Joey wrote:

Hope nobody was Gorby.

Suspect it was Galted. The Russian bride, name starts with a G. What more evidence do you need.

by lostinwales Wed 31 Aug 2022, 10:43 am

Tird.

Forgive me for this as it is all new but some random guy has just got in touch over linkedin asking if I want to do some freelance work. The b@stard.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 10:59 am

lostinwales wrote:Tird.

Forgive me for this as it is all new but some random guy has just got in touch over linkedin asking if I want to do some freelance work. The b@stard.

Definitely grooming you. Run a mile.

Unless he is very handsome. Entirely up to you.

by **Galted** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 11:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

Hope nobody was Gorby.

Suspect it was Galted. The Russian bride, name starts with a G. What more evidence do you need.

And I dismantled the Soviet Union. It's uncanny.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 11:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

Hope nobody was Gorby.

Suspect it was Galted. The Russian bride, name starts with a G. What more evidence do you need.

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

Ah... here he is. Laugh

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 11:31 am

Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 11:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

by **superflyweight** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 12:57 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

I knew of it but deleted the photo without opening it.

by **Galted** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 1:20 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

I knew of it but deleted the photo without opening it.

I've posted it on Mumsnet a few times if you want to see it without opening an attachment.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:33 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

The only reason I knew of it was that Galtova expressed relief that I didn't have one.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

The only reason I knew of it was that Galtova expressed relief that I didn't have one.

You don't have a nut sack? Explains a few things.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

The only reason I knew of it was that Galtova expressed relief that I didn't have one.

You don't have a nut sack? Explains a few things.

Specifically?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:55 pm

[quote="JuliusHMarx"]

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

The only reason I knew of it was that Galtova expressed relief that I didn't have one.

You don't have a nut sack? Explains a few things.

Specifically?[/quote

The lack of port wine birthmarks on your nut sack.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:58 pm

Made a complete arse of that quote.

I'm leaving it there.

Shout it loud, Quote and Proud.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:59 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

There's also the port wine birthmark on his nut sack. More evidence.

He showed you that as well. He told me I was the only one that knew.

Only you, me, Jules, rIcK and maybe Duty. Not sure about LiW and Super.

The only reason I knew of it was that Galtova expressed relief that I didn't have one.

You don't have a nut sack? Explains a few things.

Specifically?[/quote

The lack of port wine birthmarks on your nut sack.

Straight from the michaels guide to using the quote function.

by **Galted** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 5:00 pm

Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 5:02 pm

Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

by **Galted** Wed 31 Aug 2022, 5:03 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

That's sew typical of him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 Sep 2022, 10:44 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

Depends on the rules of engagement, Julio.

If we were having a straightener, I'm going through you, no problem. I'm a Man of the North. No dandy from the Midlands is competing with that.

If we are having a duel at first light, I've got no chance. Swords, muskets, jousting or Greco-Roman wrassling. You name it, you're taking me down.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 Sep 2022, 2:15 pm

I'm not Bill Turnbull.

by **superflyweight** Thu 01 Sep 2022, 2:38 pm

I'm not the Virgin Media person working in my area who I'm going to kick to death for f*cking about with my WiFi all afternoon.

by **Galted** Thu 01 Sep 2022, 6:58 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

That's sew typical of him.

Bit of a needle-ss post in the end.

by lostinwales Fri 02 Sep 2022, 10:22 am

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

That's sew typical of him.

Bit of a needle-ss post in the end.

Terrible thread

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2022, 10:31 am

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Thread was simmering quite nicely with menacing undertones. Pity it was resolved so easily.

Tino chickened out. I was ready for thimbles at dawn.

That's sew typical of him.

Bit of a needle-ss post in the end.

Terrible thread

You've hit it right on the buttonhole, LiW. Far from top notch of late.

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