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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

Bough

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:It seems to be the go-to metric of inflation, it is the fiscal equivalent of "Size of Wales" for rainforests.

I can think of least 3 Fred's I would rather have at the Treasury than Kwasimodo.

Flintoff
Sirieix
West (dead or alive version).

I'm sure there are others.

sirfredperry... the poster on here. Pretty sure he'd make a better fist of it too. He knows his tennis so that's a big plus in my book.
That Brazilian footballer "Fred". Might have to fast track his residency application though.

Both good shouts, Pee Jay. And you, rICk.

Durst. He'd bring the party to no 11 for sure. Although he'd probably be alarmed at the volumes of class A's already on offer.

Tino, what are your thoughts on James Cleverly?

I saw him being interviewed just before and I wouldn't trust him with a bar of soap... let alone Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs. There's something ominously evil about him I reckon.

That other army bloke who was in the running for PM and got eliminated (or dropped out) early on... was it Wallace?... looks like he would have been better suited for whatever Cleverly's mumbling on about. He's got a more trustworthy face.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

rIck_dAgless wrote:It seems to be the go-to metric of inflation, it is the fiscal equivalent of "Size of Wales" for rainforests.

How many football fields is that?

Jules, I was surprised you missed my Gaslight pun in relation to the death of Angela Lansbury.

Next time I leave the "ed" off the "gaslighted".
That must have thrown a few people off. Together with the fact that Jeff never actually gaslighted any of us.

Completely ignoring us is a different thing, yes? Anyway, Gaslight was a decent film.

Pal Joey wrote:Tino, what are your thoughts on James Cleverly?

I saw him being interviewed just before and I wouldn't trust him with a bar of soap... let alone Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs. There's something ominously evil about him I reckon.

That other army bloke who was in the running for PM and got eliminated (or dropped out) early on... was it Wallace?... looks like he would have been better suited for whatever Cleverly's mumbling on about. He's got a more trustworthy face.

I'm not all over the story as much as I should be, Pee Jay. Apathy has taken hold.

But, I did hear Cleverly on the wireless this morning doing his best to support Kwasimodo and his FUBAR mini-budget so I have automatically labelled him a monumental d*ckhead.

Maybe you mean Tudgenhat rather than Wallace? Wallace looks like a painted hard-boiled egg so I don't think you mean him. Tudgenhat is ex-military as well.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tino, what are your thoughts on James Cleverly?

I saw him being interviewed just before and I wouldn't trust him with a bar of soap... let alone Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs. There's something ominously evil about him I reckon.

That other army bloke who was in the running for PM and got eliminated (or dropped out) early on... was it Wallace?... looks like he would have been better suited for whatever Cleverly's mumbling on about. He's got a more trustworthy face.

I'm not all over the story as much as I should be, Pee Jay. Apathy has taken hold.

But, I did hear Cleverly on the wireless this morning doing his best to support Kwasimodo and his FUBAR mini-budget so I have automatically labelled him a monumental d*ckhead.

Maybe you mean Tudgenhat rather than Wallace? Wallace looks like a painted hard-boiled egg so I don't think you mean him. Tudgenhat is ex-military as well.

You're probably right. Is Tugendhat from the North? I thought it was Wallace from up there. True, he does look like a painted hard-boiled egg or even a half-boiled potato... but I assumed he was a Man of Steel (underneath the egg/vegetable facade) having spent some time in the army.

I'll take your word on him though. Anyone who bails out when the going get tough is probably only 'desk military' and not made of the right stuff.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

Wood you please stop with the puns.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

At least you've got some good soil cover for your ball roots. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

Wood you please stop with the puns.

Oakay.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

Wood you please stop with the puns.

Oakay.

Sorry Jules, I am being selfish. It is pine to carry on.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Bough

Frankly, I don't think he's a Fred.

https://www.facebook.com/fred.bough

Ah right, I didn't twig him.

You need to branch out more Jules.

Yeah, I need to turn over a new leaf.

Wood you please stop with the puns.

Oakay.

Sorry Jules, I am being selfish. It is pine to carry on.

You weren't being shellfish Tino, just flexing your mussels a bit.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

You weren't being shellfish Tino, just flexing your mussels a bit.

On reflection, I've haddock enough of all these puns.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

You weren't being shellfish Tino, just flexing your mussels a bit.

On reflection, I've haddock enough of all these puns.

I guess I need to clam up.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

You weren't being shellfish Tino, just flexing your mussels a bit.

On reflection, I've haddock enough of all these puns.

I guess I need to clam up.

That or just cod off.

Glad I wasn't gillty of any puns yesterday.

Fist.

Sicond, already had 2 scam texts offering rebates on electricity.

I really do hope the dildo of consequence does not come pre-lubed for these scamming f**ks

I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Chancellor didn't last long then.

That's what happens when you have a woman running the country. Just can't make up her mind.

Galted wrote:That's what happens when you have a woman running the country.  Just can't make up her mind.

Racist.

It all started the other day when Larry chased that fox from the flower garden near No. 10... or No. 11.
From that moment on - Quasimodo's Dream became a nightmare. Cats can sense evil you know... they hate intruders. Just ask Galts.

Pal Joey wrote:It all started the other day when Larry chased that fox from the flower garden near No. 10... or No. 11.
From that moment on - Quasimodo's Dream became a nightmare. Cats can sense evil you know... they hate intruders. Just ask Galts.

The footage of Larry blanking Truss when she tried to stroke him was wonderful.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That's what happens when you have a woman running the country.  Just can't make up her mind.

Racist.

I can't be racist, we've got Somalians living in the building next door

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Not acknowledged. Perhaps I should be looking for a way out.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Not acknowledged. Perhaps I should be looking for a way out.

I didn't understand it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Not acknowledged. Perhaps I should be looking for a way out.

I didn't understand it.

Me neither. I'm grateful to Tino for speaking out.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Not acknowledged. Perhaps I should be looking for a way out.

I didn't understand it.

Me neither. I'm grateful to Tino for speaking out.

Us minorities need to stick together, Galted. We are stronger together.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I won't have to worry about these increases in energy prices as I'm about to become very rich.  I recently received an email from the son of a deceased African president who has a large sum of money in a Swiss bank account and he needs to use my account to retrieve the money.  I was a bit suspicious when I started reading it but he's from Zambia and not Nigeria so it's not one of those scams.

Sounds like you'll soon be living on Zambezi Street.

I congo there to live, I prefer to stick to my roots.

Going back to your roots would be quite an odyssey.

Not acknowledged. Perhaps I should be looking for a way out.

I didn't understand it.

Me neither. I'm grateful to Tino for speaking out.

Us minorities need to stick together, Galted. We are stronger together.

We minorities.

Galted wrote:

We minorities.

C*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

We minorities.

C*nt.

Fair enough,

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:He's bloody lucky that thrashings have been outlawed.

Only in the South. Still on the school curriculum up Norf.

Fist.

Catching up with the learned comments from you gentlemen and this one caught my eye.

Twenty years or so ago I was at a meeting in which the director of a company with branches across most of England was discussing - as he saw it - the daftness of the then newly introduced minimum wage. As he put it, ''If you're on 10 grand in London, you're on skid row. 10 grand at my office in the North and you can live in a mansion, dine out every night and still have enough change to buy a belt to beat the wife.''

guildfordbat wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:He's bloody lucky that thrashings have been outlawed.

Only in the South. Still on the school curriculum up Norf.

Fist.

Catching up with the learned comments from you gentlemen and this one caught my eye.

Twenty years or so ago I was at a meeting in which the director of a company with branches across most of England was discussing - as he saw it - the daftness of the then newly introduced minimum wage. As he put it, ''If you're on 10 grand in London, you're on skid row. 10 grand at my office in the North and you can live in a mansion, dine out every night and still have enough change to buy a belt to beat the wife.''

L*l out loud.

I don't know what's more disturbing, the belt bit or that there are mansions in the north. I was earning 10 grand 25 years ago and lived in Neasden, which is worse than skid row so he wasn't far wrong.

Tird.
Ayup. I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say.

Returned from a week in Center Parcs and now wishing I could afford to live on Skid Row.

In other news I did get the job. Assuming vetting goes OK 4 weeks from now I'll be starting to do my bit to ensure that the UK has a glowing future.

lostinwales wrote:In other news I did get the job. Assuming vetting goes OK 4 weeks from now I'll be starting to do my bit to ensure that the UK has a glowing future.

Congrats LiW! Some good news in amongst the overall sh1t-show.

Nice one lIW, chuffed for you mate.

Unlike ticket scalpers who can f**k right off.

lostinwales wrote:In other news I did get the job. Assuming vetting goes OK 4 weeks from now I'll be starting to do my bit to ensure that the UK has a glowing future.

Congratulations LiW.

I presume you won't be handling the enriched uranium personally. That job's probably best delegated to the interns wearing the appropriate PPE.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:In other news I did get the job. Assuming vetting goes OK 4 weeks from now I'll be starting to do my bit to ensure that the UK has a glowing future.

Congrats LiW! Some good news in amongst the overall sh1t-show.

Seems a bit rude about my Fist post.

Pal Joey wrote:

lostinwales wrote:In other news I did get the job. Assuming vetting goes OK 4 weeks from now I'll be starting to do my bit to ensure that the UK has a glowing future.

Congratulations LiW.

I presume you won't be handling the enriched uranium personally. That job's probably best delegated to the interns wearing the appropriate PPE.

My particular area of expertise is sometimes called Colours For Directors so basically they'll just be giving me an expensive set of crayons. But you are in the right area.