The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:14 pm

Whilst out with my mates on the pull ,
We entered a club which was full,
With girls wearing really tight tops
And boys best described as flops,
So i filled up the ladies with bull .

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:46 am

The horses lined up at the start,

by **Kenny** Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:58 am

The horses lined up at the start,
And shot from the stalls with a dart

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:07 pm

The horses lined up at the start,
And shot from the stalls with a dart
but 'round the back straight near the bend,

by **Kenny** Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:10 pm

The horses lined up at the start,
And shot from the stalls with a dart
but 'round the back straight near the bend,
one jockey caught sight of a friend

by littleswannygirl Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:57 pm

The horses lined up at the start,
And shot from the stalls with a dart
but 'round the back straight near the bend,
one jockey caught sight of a friend,
Beating them all with the aid of a kart.

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:07 am

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:08 am

One night i just couldn't sleep

by **Pal Joey** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:27 am

One night i just couldn't sleep,
the bed linen was tossed in a heap,

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:35 am

One night i just couldn't sleep,
the bed linen was tossed in a heap,
I'd tried hot milk and a pill

by **Pal Joey** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 1:03 pm

One night i just couldn't sleep,
the bed linen was tossed in a heap,
I'd tried hot milk and a pill,
but restless was I still,

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 1:45 pm

One night i just couldn't sleep,
the bed linen was tossed in a heap,
I'd tried hot milk and a pill,
but restless was I still ,
So i decided to try counting sheep

by littleswannygirl Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:06 pm

Stacey was having a fit of the giggles,

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:08 pm

Stacey was having a fit of the giggles,
Whilst watching the kids show the Wiggles

by littleswannygirl Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:16 pm

Stacey was having a fit of the giggles,
Whilst watching the kids show the Wiggles,
Henry the Octopus amused her,

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:23 pm

Stacey was having a fit of the giggles,
Whilst watching the kids show the Wiggles,
Henry the Octopus amused her,
But Captain Feathersword's just a loser

by littleswannygirl Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:34 pm

Stacey was having a fit of the giggles,
Whilst watching the kids show the Wiggles,
Henry the Octopus amused her,
But Captain Feathersword's just a loser,
And she's crying out for a hero like Biggles.

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 9:38 pm

I sat down to have a quiet read ,

by Doon the Water Tue 01 Nov 2011, 10:57 pm

I sat down to have a quiet read ,
When I noticed the dog had just peed

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:02 pm

I sat down to have a quiet read ,
When I noticed the dog had just peed,
The floor was really quite slippy

by Doon the Water Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:11 pm

I sat down to have a quiet read ,
When I noticed the dog had just peed,
The floor was really quite slippy
So I put on me lippy

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:17 pm

I sat down to have a quiet read ,
When I noticed the dog had just peed,
The floor was really quite slippy
So I put on me lippy ,
And dragged the little sod by the lead

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 9:07 am

So NASA say they went to the moon

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 9:51 am

So NASA say they went to the moon,
In a Rocket not a Balloon ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 9:55 am

So NASA say they went to the moon,
In a Rocket not a Balloon,
Three men took the task

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 9:56 am

So NASA say they went to the moon,
In a Rocket not a Balloon,
Three men took the task ,
But directions they would have to ask ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:11 am

So NASA say they went to the moon,
In a Rocket not a Balloon,
Three men took the task,
But directions they would have to ask,
From the goblin after taking some Shrooms

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:15 am

There once was a frog in a pond ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:20 am

There once was a frog in a pond
When we spoke he wouldn't respond

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:27 am

There once was a frog in a pond
When we spoke he wouldn't respond ,
His mouth opened but nothing came out ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:31 am

There once was a frog in a pond
When we spoke he wouldn't respond ,
His mouth opened but nothing came out
But after several pints of Stout

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:35 am

There once was a frog in a pond
When we spoke he wouldn't respond ,
His mouth opened but nothing came out
But after several pints of Stout,
He croaked the theme from James Bond

by littleswannygirl Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:38 am

by Doon the Water Wed 02 Nov 2011, 10:56 am

A clever young Scot called MacFarquar

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 12:44 pm

A clever young Scot called MacFarquar ,
Loved posing while driving his Jaguar ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 12:53 pm

A clever young Scot called MacFarquar ,
Loved posing while driving his Jaguar
He picked up his wife

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 12:55 pm

A clever young Scot called MacFarquar ,
Loved posing while driving his Jaguar
He picked up his wife ,
Who was so full of life ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:02 pm

A clever young Scot called MacFarquar ,
Loved posing while driving his Jaguar
He picked up his wife ,
Who was so full of life ,
Who's breasts were boardering on the bizarre

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:17 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:20 pm

We were thinking of hiring a Nanny ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:27 pm

We were thinking of hiring a Nanny
But decided to get my granny

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:31 pm

We were thinking of hiring a Nanny
But decided to get my granny ,
She didn't want paying with money ,

by Doon the Water Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:51 pm

We were thinking of hiring a Nanny
But decided to get my granny ,
She didn't want paying with money
So I gave her some very nice honey

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 1:54 pm

We were thinking of hiring a Nanny
But decided to get my granny ,
She didn't want paying with money
So I gave her some very nice honey
Which she poured straight onto her fanny

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 2:33 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 4:32 pm

Last orders was called in the pub ,

by President Trump Wed 02 Nov 2011, 5:04 pm

Last orders was called in the pub
Underneath the sea in a Sub

by Doon the Water Wed 02 Nov 2011, 5:07 pm

Last orders was called in the pub
Underneath the sea in a Sub
The landlord said, please

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Nov 2011, 5:09 pm

Last orders was called in the pub
Underneath the sea in a Sub
The landlord said, please
while down on his knees

by Doon the Water Wed 02 Nov 2011, 6:12 pm

Last orders was called in the pub
Underneath the sea in a Sub
The landlord said, please
while down on his knees
Try to keep down the grub.

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