Has Anyone Been To Reykjavik?

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Am thinking of going in February for 3 or 4 nights, anyone got any advice about hotels, places to visit etc? Have had a virtual drive-round on google maps and it looks like a giant suburb.

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

  

200 up. As the day's busiest poster it's only fitting that you should've brought up the milestone.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

  

200 up.  As the day's busiest poster it's only fitting that you should've brought up the milestone.

My lead has shrunken though. I haven't really done a single bit of work today. I either been on here or trying to amend my life assurance on the internet. It is so laborious trying to switch providers.

I'm a bit nervous though as one of the questions was about HIV and I wasn't sure whether to lie or not. You wouldn't believe how much it ramps up the premiums.

I know what you mean, my asbestos-snorting pushes the premiums through the roof.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

Are you the conjoined twin that mum told me about? The one they said had to go to the 'bad place'?

I'm #167 on the all-time list. It's pointless posts like this that'll keep me moving upwards.

I've had texts back. One got a hand towel and one got coasters.

Where the chuff is my apron?

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

Are you the conjoined twin that mum told me about? The one they said had to go to the 'bad place'?

Yeah. You'll be pleased to know that my eye has improved a bit and both legs now point in the same direction.

Galted wrote:I know what you mean, my asbestos-snorting pushes the premiums through the roof.

No more than living in Rotherham does if that makes you feel any better. Just glad I did not declare my crack habit.

Galted wrote:I'm #167 on the all-time list.  It's pointless posts like this that'll keep me moving upwards.

I'm 78th.

In. Your. Face.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:I know what you mean, my asbestos-snorting pushes the premiums through the roof.

No more than living in Rotherham does if that makes you feel any better. Just glad I did not declare my crack habit.

It wasn't you that went rampaging through Eastwood with a machete was it Rowley?

The Womble wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:I know what you mean, my asbestos-snorting pushes the premiums through the roof.

No more than living in Rotherham does if that makes you feel any better. Just glad I did not declare my crack habit.

It wasn't you that went rampaging through Eastwood with a machete was it Rowley?

I would not dare go to Eastwood irrespective of how well armed I was.

The machete incident is more crime than happens in Reykjavik in a year.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

Are you the conjoined twin that mum told me about? The one they said had to go to the 'bad place'?

Yeah.  You'll be pleased to know that my eye has improved a bit and both legs now point in the same direction.

Great, I'm still waiting for my Op.

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Yeh 2 older brothers. I'll text them now and ask.

No, I didn't get one.

It annoyed me as well, bro.

Are you the conjoined twin that mum told me about? The one they said had to go to the 'bad place'?

Yeah.  You'll be pleased to know that my eye has improved a bit and both legs now point in the same direction.

Great, I'm still waiting for my Op.

A mate of mine called Wingrove has some experience separating conjoined twins, he does it for free but the survival rate isn't great.

In view of the fact I don't really like bodily contact with anyone (discounting the odd high 5 / glove touch on the cricket pitch of course), I couldn't imagine anything worse than being a cojoined twin. Imagine if your twin was a noisey eater? The very thought has just tipped the balance in favour of Aldi's own cider from low strength lager tonight.

Must be a bit of a bugger if your twin is a heavy drinker & you abstain. Would be pretty funny if the other one is trying to chat someone up & the evil twin is sneaking the cans in.

I hear Reykjavik has a very high conjoined twin separation rate. Add that to the list!

seanmichaels wrote:In view of the fact I don't really like bodily contact with anyone

It's a wonder you have slept with all those celebrities in light of this revelation.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:In view of the fact I don't really like bodily contact with anyone

It's a wonder you have slept with all those celebrities in light of this revelation.  

Drinking helps although I'd abstain for Deschanel.

The Golden Circle needs little introduction: it includes some Iceland’s most stunning sights. You will see the hot spring Strokkur shoot a column of water up to 30 metres (98 ft.) into the air every 4-8 minutes – a thrilling experience that just never gets old.

I bet it isn't as impressive as the sight of the water feature in Bracknell Town Centre after a group of kids had emptied a couple of bottles of washing up liquid into the system.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm #167 on the all-time list.  It's pointless posts like this that'll keep me moving upwards.

I'm 78th.

In.  Your.  Face.

 
 
Just been looking at the list. I went there to find out my number but got sidetracked by how people answered the 'humor' category.
 
Spell it properly and I'll tell you!

Vitriolic sarcasm

in a race, If you ain`t first you could be a lot of numbers, but in a boxing match, if you aint first you last, because, you know, there are only two people.

It's Humour Actually.

WHAT? HOW DARE YOU

I wouldn't let ADAM SANDLER suck my SAGGY T|TS for one MILLION DOLLORS worth of OPRAH'S TAMPONS

The Passion of the Christ

I'm not the most mature haha always having a laugh

I usually take mine with a U

Humour contains a U. Come on, sort it out.
 
Those last two are a bit daft.

3rd from bottom sounds crazeeeeeeey

 
 
That was Young_Towzer.
 
Vitriolic sarcasm was your mate Athlete.

Athlete?

seanmichaels wrote:Athlete?

Coxy.

Banned for firing off a volley of abuse at me. Called me a "little stalkerish w*nker" if I remember rightly.

How dare he call me little.

Ah yes. Tring's finest.

I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste) and as such I have run out this morning. I had a few choices -

Re-wear yesterdays pair (not a bad given i only had about 4 cans and I'm pretty sure i didn't dribble)

Re-wear a pair from the washing basket (dangerous as i had a fair few on monday night but can't remember which pair I was wearing - akin to russian roulette with in all likelihood urine stained pants)

Wear the missus's - possibly a bit too tight fitting

Commando - dangerous as the safety pin holding my pockets together fell out somewhere yesterday.

In a 2-days-in-row emergency you can always do one of 2 things:
1 - cover the inside of the previously worn pair with a generous layer of talcum powder
2 - wedge a handful of toilet paper up your ar$e crack to prevent contact

If you translate "Tino, you stalkerish w*nker, where is round 8?" into Icelandic and back again it becomes "Tino, you stalkerish W*nker, which is 8 traffic?"

Galted wrote:If you translate "Tino, you stalkerish w*nker, where is round 8?" into Icelandic and back again it becomes "Tino, you stalkerish W*nker, which is 8 traffic?"

Það er nú þegar í TV þú brjálaður hestur

seanmichaels wrote:
I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste)

Surely they all have holes in them. Where would your legs go?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:If you translate "Tino, you stalkerish w*nker, where is round 8?" into Icelandic and back again it becomes "Tino, you stalkerish W*nker, which is 8 traffic?"

Það er nú þegar í TV þú brjálaður hestur

stórkostlegt svar

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste)

Surely they all have holes in them.  Where would your legs go?

Those holes are fine. The unwanted holes tend to appear in the ball sack to arse crack region. Not sure why the get extra wear there but it is a common denominator.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste)

Surely they all have holes in them.  Where would your legs go?

Those holes are fine. The unwanted holes tend to appear in the ball sack to arse crack region. Not sure why the get extra wear there but it is a common denominator.

I'd go for the 'wear your missus' underwear' option.  Certainly what I do would do.

I don't see how them been too tight fitting is a problem.  A bonus if anything.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste)

Surely they all have holes in them.  Where would your legs go?

Those holes are fine. The unwanted holes tend to appear in the ball sack to arse crack region. Not sure why the get extra wear there but it is a common denominator.

I'd go for the 'wear your missus' underwear' option.  Certainly what I do would do.

I don't see how them been too tight fitting is a problem.  A bonus if anything.

I have a thing about my ball sack being touched or becoming too constricted. I think it came from when I had cysts in their when I was at Uni and the doc gave it a good going over. Should have been locked up that bloke, I had stomach ache for 2 days.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
I could have done with Galted's advice this morning being that he is the Gok Wan of 606. Missus chucked out a couple of pairs of boxer shorts as they had holes in them (criminal waste)

Surely they all have holes in them.  Where would your legs go?

Those holes are fine. The unwanted holes tend to appear in the ball sack to arse crack region. Not sure why the get extra wear there but it is a common denominator.

I'd go for the 'wear your missus' underwear' option.  Certainly what I do would do.

I don't see how them been too tight fitting is a problem.  A bonus if anything.

I have a thing about my ball sack being touched or becoming too constricted. I think it came from when I had cysts in their when I was at Uni and the doc gave it a good going over. Should have been locked up that bloke, I had stomach ache for 2 days.

I'm the opposite, read the post with my left hand squashing my sack back into my crotch. Only realised afterwards.

seanmichaels wrote:when I was at Uni and the doc gave it a good going over.

I bet you only went there with a headache as well.

Have we found anyone who has actually been to Reykjavik yet?

So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James and your parents. No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

Galted wrote:So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James and your parents.  No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

Someones fiancee went as well didn't they?  Think it might have been way back on page two.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James and your parents.  No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

Someones fiancee went as well didn't they?  Think it might have been way back on page two.

Forgot about that, will update the list.

I'm top again. You're third again.

Remarkable.

So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James, Womble's parents and Mad for Chelsea's fiancee. No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

Galted wrote:So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James, Womble's parents and Mad for Chelsea's fiancee. No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

And a polar bear that got shot as soon as he/she arrived.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm top again.  You're third again.

Remarkable.

It is remarkable as I'm actually trying to do some work today. Think I may have just tied you for 1st, though it is crowded at the top.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:So far it's just Damon Albarn, David James, Womble's parents and Mad for Chelsea's fiancee. No-one who's actually contributed travel tips though.

And a polar bear that got shot as soon as he/she arrived.

And Kerry Katona. (old gag but recycling is ok on Behemoth threads).

The only purpose of this particular post is so that I could get past 13 for the day.

Think I am on 20 now.

Although I have to nip out for an hour so you may well overtake.

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