The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glad you posted that, I thought Michaels had killed the thread again.

I killed the darts one earlier. Must stop doing contributing to this forum, single handedly ruining it.

Galted wrote:Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up with f*ck your tongue sauce.  Sublime.

The sauce turns directly from solid to gas when heated? How do they pour it on the wrap?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up with f*ck your tongue sauce.  Sublime.

The sauce turns directly from solid to gas when heated? How do they pour it on the wrap?

By holding the wrap above the sauce as it's heated.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Glad you posted that, I thought Michaels had killed the thread again.

I killed the darts one earlier. Must stop doing contributing to this forum, single handedly ruining it.

You should go onto the rugby one.  Used to think I'd killed threads there but suspect they were just waiting for me to bugger off to continue their bickering.

Had cheese and onion quiche (a bit soft, I know, but the other options were terrible) with some peas and mashed potato. It was alright, although the bottom was a bit mushy. Paul Hollywood would not have been happy. Peas were round and green and the mash was ok although I had to add some pepper.

Biggest complaint is the chunks of onion were too big and a bit under cooked. My breath will stink in approximately 37 minutes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Had cheese and onion quiche (a bit soft, I know, but the other options were terrible) with some peas and mashed potato.  It was alright, although the bottom was a bit mushy.  Paul Hollywood would not have been happy.  Peas were round and green and the mash was ok although I had to add some pepper.

Biggest complaint is the chunks of onion were too big and a bit under cooked.  My breath will stink in approximately 37 minutes.

There's never an excuse for putting onion in food, even if it's in the name. Onions are the palate what beeb presenters are to children.

Just had a look at the day's top 20 and the 667Killer is out in front. Suspect he's setting up an alibi, keep an eye out for the latest House-Of-Horror headline.

I am going to make sure I breath heavily whilst pretending to be asleep on the train home. Hopefully the old guy that sometimes talks to me will leave me alone when the smell hits him.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up with f*ck your tongue sauce.  Sublime.

The sauce turns directly from solid to gas when heated? How do they pour it on the wrap?

By holding the wrap above the sauce as it's heated.

But then all the filling would fall out...unless this place you go to operates in zero gravity in which case I'm afraid Galted that this flagrant frequenting of tw@tty knob-style eateries means you'll stop being my favourite poster on here




















and I might have to track you down and kill you (I'm hoping you're not Stan Collymore otherwise this comment is very ill-advised)

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Large chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up with f*ck your tongue sauce.  Sublime.

The sauce turns directly from solid to gas when heated? How do they pour it on the wrap?

By holding the wrap above the sauce as it's heated.

But then all the filling would fall out...unless this place you go to operates in zero gravity in which case I'm afraid Galted that this flagrant frequenting of tw@tty knob-style eateries means you'll stop being my favourite poster on here




















and I might have to track you down and kill you (I'm hoping you're not Stan Collymore otherwise this comment is very ill-advised)

You're right, I should have just told Groucho he was being silly and nipped it in the bud.












I am not Stan Collymore.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am going to make sure I breath heavily whilst pretending to be asleep on the train home.  .

Why do people do that, when I used to get the tram to work I was sat there once with my MP3 player on reading my kindle. Now to me that makes it fairly obvious you do not want to be disturbed and are more than happy in your own company. Apparently not everyone interprets that the same.

I'm pleased you're not Stan Collymore as it means you're infinitely funnier pretending to be someone else and I'd be all confused by that...plus I don't have to ask if you'll PM me with nude pitures of Ulrika back when she was fit.

You might have some anyway...in which case, can you PM me with nude pictures of Ulrike back when she was fit?

Afraid not, sepia doesn't do it for me.

I DON'T CARE WHAT'S SEEPING FROM HER ORIFICES, HAVE YOU GOT ANY PREPARATORY SKETCHES OR AN ORIGINAL PAPYRUS?

Not of Ulrika, I've got the drawings I did of Winona Ryder and me though.

I think I've seen those drawings:

Spoiler:

Computer says "no". Will have to see when I get home.

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

bugger. I am very proud of it. boss (sat behind me) asked if it was work related. still, not as bad as when i got caught drawing a santa's hat on nigel benn for my boxing santa's thread.

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

I have some soiled underwear from Ms Weisz I can send you, if you like?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

I have some soiled underwear from Ms Weisz I can send you, if you like?

You wore her underwear then Poopie yourself?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

I have some soiled underwear from Ms Weisz I can send you, if you like?

You wore her underwear then Poopie yourself?

Damn you, Shah! I had a brilliant joke there and unlike your crude effort, it wouldn't have been caught by the profanity filter.

The moment's gone now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

I have some soiled underwear from Ms Weisz I can send you, if you like?

That's ok thanks, Tino. I've managed to drum it into her head that she's not quite perfect round the pelvic region so she's been frantically exercising for the past 3 weeks and should be a size smaller by now.

superflyweight wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Computer says "no".  Will have to see when I get home.

I have some soiled underwear from Ms Weisz I can send you, if you like?

You wore her underwear then Poopie yourself?

Damn you, Shah!  I had a brilliant joke there and unlike your crude effort, it wouldn't have been caught by the profanity filter.  

The moment's gone now.  

I'm sorry but surely one of the other 5 jokes you've been saving up for years will come into play soon enough

IT'S ME!!!!

NO IT F**KING ISN'T.

 

Potty mouth.

I saw an earwig eat a centipede on winterwatch the other day

It didn't eat a scolopendra gigantea though. They are the centipede by which all other centipedes are judged.

could a Goliath Beetle or Titanus giganteus take a scolopendra gigantea

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It didn't eat a scolopendra gigantea though.  They are the centipede by which all other centipedes are judged.

I was going to ridicule you by saying how most kitten food is made of scolopendra gigantea but I decided to first have a look on Google images and my reaction was to exclaim "Jesus f***ing Christ!".

rick_dagless wrote:could a Goliath Beetle or Titanus giganteus take a scolopendra gigantea

I doubt it. Goliath beetles are pretty solid and will easily deter a praying mantis, but a scolependra is a different proposition altogether. Fast, aggressive and lethal hunters. One of them made a mans leg fall off after a bite in Indonesia. Don't f*ck with them, Rick. Just don't do it.

Galted, that is exact reaction I had when I read one of your film threads about Arwen shoving a tampon up her snatch.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't f*ck with them, Rick. Just don't do it.

I can comprehensively confirm that F***ing with them is the very last thing I intend to do

Though the Titanus giganteus is 7 inches and can snap a pencil with its jaws. They need to make a weather orientated disaster/horror/softpron movie to sort this out...

rick_dagless wrote:

Though the Titanus giganteus is 7 inches and can snap a pencil with its jaws.

Impressive as that is, it hardly compares to making an Indonesian mans leg fall off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Impressive as that is, it hardly compares to making an Indonesian mans leg fall off.

A fair point well made Tino

Though I feel his exoskeleton was probably lacking, and if his legs were pencil sized then my boy has a chance!

I'd prefer to run into a biggish centipede than have one of those things swim up my urine and into me helmet.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Though the Titanus giganteus is 7 inches and can snap a pencil with its jaws.

Impressive as that is, it hardly compares to making an Indonesian mans leg fall off.

I'm not trying to accuse you of being shamelessly untrustworthy, Tino, but, according to Wikipedia the scolopendra gigantea is South American yet the victim, you claim was Indonesian.  Are you sure the animal in question was not something a little larger, say a panthera tigris sumatrae or a panthera pardus melas?

seanmichaels wrote:I'd prefer to run into a biggish centipede than have one of those things swim up my urine and into me helmet.

So would I.

Difference is, you could just be wandering around and lose a leg from a centipede bite. If you get a candiru up your c*ck for p*ssing in a river, its your own fault. Its careless.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Though the Titanus giganteus is 7 inches and can snap a pencil with its jaws.

Impressive as that is, it hardly compares to making an Indonesian mans leg fall off.

I'm not trying to accuse you of being shamelessly untrustworthy, Tino, but, according to Wikipedia the scolopendra gigantea is South American yet the victim, you claim was Indonesian.  Are you sure the animal in question was not something a little larger, say a panthera tigris sumatrae or a panthera pardus melas?

Yep, my mistake, Galted. It doesn't actually say scolependra gigantea, it just says centipede. Even so, his leg still fell off.

Spoiler:

I have seen a clip of a scolopendra take down a tarantula in about 5 seconds and also kill and eat a snake. A snake for f*cks sake.

I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked, thanks for your swift and honest response.

I don't mind admitting when I'm wrong, Galted.

Me and my eldest boy are obsessed with watching Steve Backshall and his Deadly 60 show. Now, this dude has got in the water with great whites, been around funnel webs, mambas, rattlesnakes, big silverbacks, tiger sharks, all sorts of lethal shizzle but the only time I have ever seen him look genuinely edgy was when he was handling a scolopendra gigantea in some cave in Venezuela or somewhere like that. He was sh*tting himself and that was enough to confirm their viciousness for me.

Galted wrote:I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked, thanks for your swift and honest response.

Did you manage to view the Ryder/Galted artwork I created?

Galted wrote:I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked,

If the insect talk carries on it might still happen.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked,

If the insect talk carries on it might still happen.

Why? It is perfectly civil and educational. Just because you don't like it, you don't have to start running roughshod over it.

Roughshod. I like that. Well done.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked, thanks for your swift and honest response.

Did you manage to view the Ryder/Galted artwork I created?

I did, excellent effort michaels. It's far more sophisticated than my own Ryder/Galted artwork though less likely to result in an erection.

seanmichaels wrote:Roughshod. I like that. Well done.

Thanks pal. You can have it, its yours.

Roughshod would be a good name for a boy.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm glad we could set this matter straight without risking the thread being locked, thanks for your swift and honest response.

Did you manage to view the Ryder/Galted artwork I created?

I did, excellent effort michaels.  It's far more sophisticated than my own Ryder/Galted artwork though less likely to result in an erection.

I thought the swag bag was a nice touch.

Jeff, how are you tackling non-smoking?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Roughshod. I like that. Well done.

Thanks pal.  You can have it, its yours.

Very kind of you Tina, Sean's vocabulary must be close to double figures now.