The Culture Cup round 6

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think I'll upset Jeff now and say that Blackberry Way is a better song than Waterloo Sunset.

Why would the fact you're a moron upset me?

As an aside though another Move song, Flowers in the Rain was the first song ever played on Radio One.

That could and should have been posted on me remarkably unpopular Music anecdotes thread....

Sean, if the thread had been called useless music trivia it almost certainly would have been. I have any number of such facts I could amaze you good people with.

Hit me.

Happily, the first Spice Girls Single not to go to Number 1 was Stop, it was kept off top spot by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That.

I don't think Tino is Hoffman. They only found 70 bags of heroin in Hoffman's house.

I'm not sure if it is a coincidence but I had a dream about windows on Friday. I was out with my brother and one of his mates turned out to be windows. It was very awkward.....

It would be, though not quite as awkward as if my dream about Julius being god were true.

If it were true I would use my powers to prevent you feeling awkward. That's just the kind of guy god I am.

A god who is not just a skilled limerist but kind. Are you able to bring Tino/Hoffman back to life or is that pushing it a bit?

I think Tino may be watching this with amusement. I think he might be enjoying our pain, getting his jollies watching us grieve for his absence, and deliberately not posting, just to see us sink deeper and deeper into despair. Damn him - the b@st@rd!

I think we need to start with his last known whereabouts

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seanmichaels wrote:I think we need to start with his last known whereabouts

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Didn't realise it had been that long.  This link may be a vital clue (warning: not for sensitive posters)...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2550940/Im-78-hes-39-age-gap-doesnt-affect-things-bedroom-Real-life-cougars-reveal-like-date-man-half-age.html

I have just checked, he is not banned. He can be quite cutting, so worth checking he has not upset one of the mods that lack mine and Julius' happy go lucky personalities.

Alas, being of a sensitive nature I will not be able to help follow up that vital clue.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Alas, being of a sensitive nature I will not be able to help follow up that vital clue.

I point blank refuse to read anything in the Daily Mail so similarly cannot follow it up.

Imagine putting personal comfort and principles before Tino. I'm quite upset but not as upset as I'd be if it were someone else.

I have just googled Robert Dyas Redundancies and I believe we can rule that out as a possibility for his absence.

seanmichaels wrote:I have just googled Robert Dyas Redundancies and I believe we can rule that out as a possibility for his absence.

I bought a lunchbox from Robert Dyas a few weeks ago.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have just googled Robert Dyas Redundancies and I believe we can rule that out as a possibility for his absence.

I bought a lunchbox from Robert Dyas a few weeks ago.

I was tempted by a toasted sandwich maker but went for a coal bucket instead. Windows should really offer out his staff card.

What is this Robert Dyas you all speak of, is it a southern thing.

Its a home store Rowley

Do you think they sell shoe/bootlaces? I need some new ones for my Hi-Tecs but don't see any on the website.

http://www.robertdyas.co.uk/george-foreman-10-portion-black-grill

take your crucifix with you rowley - its a griller of foods

I have a George Foreman grill Shah. You really do me a disservice. I am nowhere near as fat as I get credit for on here.

Do you use the dish to gather the fat and then pour it on the salad?

Me eating a salad Shah? Let's not get carried away. Unless there is a kebab under it I have little interest in salads.

Jeff's salad days are long gone.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jeff's salad days are long gone.

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Jeff's salad days are long gone.

Would it reflect badly on my musical tastes to admit I now have a Spandeau Ballet song going through my head?

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jeff's salad days are long gone.

Would it reflect badly on my musical tastes to admit I now have a Spandeau Ballet song going through my head?

Dunno, would it reflect badly on me for never having heard a spandeau ballet song?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jeff's salad days are long gone.

Would it reflect badly on my musical tastes to admit I now have a Spandeau Ballet song going through my head?

Dunno, would it reflect badly on me for never having heard a spandeau ballet song?

You don't know what you're missing out on shah.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jeff's salad days are long gone.

Would it reflect badly on my musical tastes to admit I now have a Spandeau Ballet song going through my head?

No, you're indestructible

True.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Oi, Galted.  Do us a favour, mate.  I've been stuck in the laundry basket in Rachel Weisz's bathroom for the last 4 days.  I was looking for some underwear to sniff and she came home unexpectedly.  Would you mind distracting her so I can get home?  I really am disgusted at myself for being such a stalkerish little w*nker.  I bet Rowley and Julius are having a field day on the Culture Cup thread, I really need to stop them.

No!

It damn well serves you right, Tino.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Oi, Galted.  Do us a favour, mate.  I've been stuck in the laundry basket in Rachel Weisz's bathroom for the last 4 days.  I was looking for some underwear to sniff and she came home unexpectedly.  Would you mind distracting her so I can get home?  I really am disgusted at myself for being such a stalkerish little w*nker.  I bet Rowley and Julius are having a field day on the Culture Cup thread, I really need to stop them.

No!

It damn well serves you right, Tino.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:OK. OK. I'll come clean, I was drinking some Bollinger early on Sunday, when I accidentally stepped on my sons train set and now it's in pieces. Its been two days on the run and all i've had is 12 fish and chips with gravy and 4 bottles of dom perignon. I've only got £700000 left and 15 suits and only a single butler and my driver in my rolls royce. I am truly on my last legs, please, please, please Shah save me from the indignity of having to wear a suit twice.

  I'm coming tino, hold on, i'm going to save you.    

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Oi, Galted.  Do us a favour, mate.  I've been stuck in the laundry basket in Rachel Weisz's bathroom for the last 4 days.  I was looking for some underwear to sniff and she came home unexpectedly.  Would you mind distracting her so I can get home?  I really am disgusted at myself for being such a stalkerish little w*nker.  I bet Rowley and Julius are having a field day on the Culture Cup thread, I really need to stop them.

No!

It damn well serves you right, Tino.

I was frantically scrolling threads to see where he posted that......

Galted, stop playing with my emotions like that.

I'm starting to think Tino has accidentally fallen to his death from a block of flats.
"Here lies Tino. He forgot to mind the windows."

I am still pretty sold on the theory that Tina is/was Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I will be sleepless with worry tonight.

I didn't sleep much either but that's partly because I couldn't stop fiddling with myself.

I slept like a log. Apart from having to get up to go to the toilet once or twice.

Perhaps Tina has been biten by a centipede and his fingers have fallen off and he's currently mashing a keyboard with his stumps trying desperately to type in his unfortunately long username.

I must say the concern for Tina is touching. Meanwhile, I haven't posted for a few days and not one bit of concern is shown. I'm the equivalent of an old man who's passed away in his sleep and has 14 bottles of milk on his doorstep and a letterbox rammed with newspapers. (Julius must get a few shudders reading that sentence).

superflyweight wrote:
I must say the concern for Tina is touching. 

Indeed. I am moved.

I am definitely not Hoffman. Lightweight.

You bunch of crazy kids.

Rubbish on here today.

 

I haven't been able to poo for a while.

seanmichaels wrote:I haven't been able to poo for a while.

I suggest a cup of coffee followed by mixing some apple & cinnamon crunch and 3 seed & oat granola from m&s.. I often need a dump before I've finished the bowl.

On the coffee but I don't usually eat until lunch....

So where were you, Tino? You've caused us much anguish. We've been so emotionally involved in your disappearance that we didn't notice superfly's, or that michaels was missing for a while as well.

To be honest, since Tina returned it has reminded me how annoying he could be.

Galted wrote:So where were you, Tino?  You've caused us much anguish.  We've been so emotionally involved in your disappearance that we didn't notice superfly's, or that michaels was missing for a while as well.

Well actually, I was suffering much anguish myself.  Me a couple of mates went over to gay Paree to have our hopes and dreams dashed in the sporting arena.  We cried, then we cheered and then cried again as our brave sporting hero's left the French battle field bloodied but unbowed.

Stayed on for Monday and came home yesterday.  Had a good time apart from the result.

I did go with a scouser and a Yorkshireman though so spent half my time stopping one from stealing and the other time trying to prize the Yorkshireman's wallet open.

Rowley wrote:To be honest, since Tina returned it has reminded me how annoying he could be.

You really can be a ghastly person sometimes, Jeffrey.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:So where were you, Tino?  You've caused us much anguish.  We've been so emotionally involved in your disappearance that we didn't notice superfly's, or that michaels was missing for a while as well.

Well actually, I was suffering much anguish myself.  Me a couple of mates went over to gay Paree to have our hopes and dreams dashed in the sporting arena.  We cried, then we cheered and then cried again as our brave sporting hero's left the French battle field bloodied but unbowed.

Stayed on for Monday and came home yesterday.  Had a good time apart from the result.

I did go with a scouser and a Yorkshireman though so spent half my time stopping one from stealing and the other time trying to prize the Yorkshireman's wallet open.

Who are you?