The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Hajduk

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:what a c*nt.

was he a nutter?

I don't know, I didn't ask him.

He was a builder of some description. Had his helmet under his arm and a hi-vis jacket on.

The Big Issue seller was of middle-eastern origin, I can only assume that was his reason.

Report it.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:she the big aussie rug muncher?

I'd never heard of her. Her accent sounded very whiney indeed.
I ectually thought she was a Kiwi at first... but she's from Eastwood? No one in Eastwood talks like that. Except her of course.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:18 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:what a c*nt.

was he a nutter?

I don't know, I didn't ask him.

He was a builder of some description. Had his helmet under his arm and a hi-vis jacket on.

The Big Issue seller was of middle-eastern origin, I can only assume that was his reason.

Report it.

Here they give them out free. They are almost begging you to take a copy.
I just avoid eye contact and pretend I have an important conference call and am running late.

That was pretty nasty and unnecessary though, Tino. I feel so sorry you saw it at first hand.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:21 am

I just don't understand some people.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:22 am

seanmichaels wrote:

Report it.

I probably should. Too late for any real difference though. Should have made a mental note of the name of the company on his hi-vis but I didn't.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:23 am

seanmichaels wrote:I just don't understand some people.

It wasn't like there were any of his colleagues around either to 'impress' either. He was on his own.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I just don't understand some people.

It wasn't like there were any of his colleagues around either to 'impress' either. He was on his own.

You might consider making a citizen's arrest if you happen to see him do it again. This sort of public behaviour must be curtailed... even stopped.

You know we are all behind you mate... if you need some backup; just let us know and we'll all be there to assist.

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:35 am

seanmichaels wrote:I just don't understand some people.

I don't understand a lot of my clients, I put it down to the accents.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:37 am

Thanks LD.

I just don't trust myself. If I made a citizens arrest and he turned nasty, I may have had to unleash hell on him and when you have left and right hands like weapons of mass destruction, you have to be circumspect when and where you let fly.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:40 am

Fair enough. You might accidentally swipe an innocent passer by.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:If only it was that easy Tina, wait till you hit my advanced age, the realisation your best years are long since passed and a new ailment with every day including my gout which may well not be gout. Very stressful is ones middle age.

We've already got one member who is soft in the head, we can't carry another passenger.

Even though you're a pompous old muso who uses ridiculous words from time to time, I still hold you in some kind of esteem. My love only stretches so far though, Jeff.

And you don’t have gout. That’s for Scottish people and English royalty.

I've had gout twice. I'm sure as phuck not Scottish.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:57 am

Galted, one of my cats woke me up the other night by plucking a hair or 2 from my beard. Fecker seems determined to learn how to fly.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Galted, one of my cats woke me up the other night by plucking a hair or 2 from my beard. Fecker seems determined to learn how to fly.

Just pull the duvet off your missus's feet. Cats can't stop themselves from attacking feet that appear unattached.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:31 pm

Galted wrote:

I've had gout twice.

Twice? Just how much Babycham do you drink you bloody rogue.

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:38 pm

Of all the things that get discussed on the off topic section I would not have thought it would be a thread about things that cause you mild irritation that would have got it shut down. Doesn't do to guess the whims of the folk round here.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

I've had gout twice.

Twice? Just how much Babycham do you drink you bloody rogue.

I think it was the spinach and kale smoothie infused with fermented nightingale saliva. Always have one too many.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:51 pm

Jeff wrote:Of all the things that get discussed on the off topic section I would not have thought it would be a thread about things that cause you mild irritation that would have got it shut down. Doesn't do to guess the whims of the folk round here.

It is indeed moronic Jeff

by **superflyweight** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:55 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:Of all the things that get discussed on the off topic section I would not have thought it would be a thread about things that cause you mild irritation that would have got it shut down. Doesn't do to guess the whims of the folk round here.

It is indeed moronic Jeff

That thread's not closed is it. I wanted to add black people.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:59 pm

Naggers? As in people who nag?

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 1:21 pm

Ham Salad Sandwich, can of coke Zero, bag of Frazzles. The frazzles were excellent, the sandwich was better than anticipated.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 1:31 pm

THE Morrison's ready made greek salad and 4 cans of blackcurrant strongbow. Greek salad not bad. Strongbow for later.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 1:42 pm

Chicken and veg soup, fish sushi, bag of red pepper pitta bites...

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 1:48 pm

My own bodyweight in McCoys until I can be arsed getting the leek and potato soup my wife made for me out of the fridge. Although maybe it's just a tad warm for soup today

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 1:54 pm

DAVE wrote:Although maybe it's just a tad warm for soup today

It is, it has taken me an hour to cool down after my soup.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:00 pm

I'd recommend a Gazpacho in these meteorological conditions....

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:08 pm

We're in Bradford Sean, there's no f*cking way we'll get one

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:15 pm

DAVE667 wrote:We're in Bradford Sean, there's no f*cking way we'll get one

It's a fair point, you may as well have recommended Unicorn steaks Sean.

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:18 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:We're in Bradford Sean, there's no f*cking way we'll get one

It's a fair point, you may as well have recommended Unicorn steaks Sean.

Or loin of Griffin

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:43 pm

A bloody mary would be nice right now actually.

I had a slider (burger that toppy would send back) made from wagyu beef last night.Sensational.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:43 pm

I sent the kids to school with swan sandwiches today.

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:50 pm

If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dodo burgers last night

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:51 pm

DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dido burgers last night

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 2:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dido burgers last night

Very bland

Not as nice as mermaid fritters

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

I had a slider (burger that toppy would send back) .

Not sure such a thing exists. If it was topped with dog dirt and served with ricin as a side I suspect he'd still get through it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 3:40 pm

God, I miss Dolphin. His brief but poignant entry into the culture cup brought me to the verge of tears.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 3:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dildo burgers last night

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 4:17 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dildo burgers last night

Thought you'd prefer that Shah, slide a few burgers on a dildo and you could pretend it was a shish kebab

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 4:21 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dildo burgers last night
Thought you'd prefer that Shah, slide a few burgers on a dildo and you could pretend it was a shish kebab

Ive never had a shish kebab and now probably ever wont

by Guest Wed 22 Apr 2015, 4:29 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:If you don't personally kick the heads off swans, they just don't taste the same.

Had dildo burgers last night
Thought you'd prefer that Shah, slide a few burgers on a dildo and you could pretend it was a shish kebab

Ive never had a shish kebab and now probably ever wont

Shame, still at east it gives Sean an idea of how to keep the prefects entertained when they next come round "Hey lads, slide these over your knob and I'll redefine the term 'gobble'...by the way, I've got ring do-nuts for dessert!"

It was Sean's pimply, sp*nk covered face that gave someone the idea for Eton Mess

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Reading about these bad boys yesterday Tino

http://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

Must be porn for you?

That's as erotic as it gets for me, RiCKOpedia. Thanks for that.

I went to some show last summer in Cambridge about dinosaurs and pre-historic arthropods. They had a life size model of one of those giant dragonflys. F*cking huge.

You would need a massive tennis racket to swat them bad boys.

I knew there was something different about the city last summer. I felt it. Warn me next time and I'll make sure I go on holiday or something.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:God, I miss Dolphin. His brief but poignant entry into the culture cup brought me to the verge of tears.

God sent me back. My return is like a s*** Easter. Or whatever the Christians call it.

by **Union Cane** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:11 pm

Harvest For The World, wasn't it?

by Rowley Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:19 pm

He is back, I never expected this, had I thought he would actually return I would have spent the day thinking of something suitably snippy and unpleasant to greet him with, as it is I have nothing.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:27 pm

Rowley wrote:...as it is I have nothing.

Which is exactly what he deserves.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:30 pm

That should be "He."

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:39 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:That should be "He."

As you wish...
Which is exactly what He. deserves.

by **Galted** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 5:57 pm

This is the latest in my series of impressions of mammals interacting with arthropods. I call it "Part 6: a cultural icon interacting with an arthropod whilst out making sure that no ramblers are using his land".

I hope you like it.

Julius: Christ Almighty! Look at the size of that Leptophyes punctatissima. I say, Carruthers, fetch my 12-bore. The one with the stock made out of ivory and natives. I used it on those golfers. I'll blast the little blighter to kingdom come.

Carruthers: Very good, sir.

Julius: Damn it! I’ll be here all week waiting for that old fool.

Squish.

by kingraf Wed 22 Apr 2015, 6:01 pm

All rather pious here. Nonetheless, unholy day of work ticked off and it's off to Hooters for Bottomless Wings, and awkwardly fitted hotpants.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 6:10 pm

kingraf wrote:All rather pious here. Nonetheless, unholy day of work ticked off and it's off to Hooters for Bottomless Wings, and awkwardly fitted hotpants.

What will they be wearing?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 22 Apr 2015, 6:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:That should be "He."

As you wish...
Which is exactly what He. deserves.

You know fully well that a full stop goes inside the speech marks, young old man.

And to think, that ruddy Dave just gave me a dressing down over my tone! The cheek!

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