The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24 am

I was at my desk in work
Not far from the 'office jerk'
He sat there and joked

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25 am

I was at my desk in work
Not far from the 'office jerk'
He sat there and joked
and on my muffin, I choked

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26 am

I was at my desk in work
Not far from the 'office jerk'
He sat there and joked
and on my muffin, I choked
As he lifted up the bosses skirt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36 am

there's one in every office... need to lift my act!

I was lost on the streets of Nantucket,

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45 am

I was lost on the streets of Nantucket
I had nothing to my name but a bucket

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:16 am

I was lost on the streets of Nantucket
I had nothing to my name but a bucket
But when I entered the diner

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00 pm

I was lost on the streets of Nantucket
I had nothing to my name but a bucket
But when I entered the diner
I pulled out a fiver

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04 pm

I was lost on the streets of Nantucket
I had nothing to my name but a bucket
But when I entered the diner
I pulled out a fiver
But the cook had just left... aw phuck it!!!

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:24 pm

I was eating in KFC

by Doon the Water Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:35 pm

When I chewed on a small bumble bee

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:49 pm

I was eating in KFC
When I chewed on a small bumble bee.
My tonsils got stung

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:53 pm

I was eating in KFC
When I chewed on a small bumble bee.
My tonsils got stung
And my tongue went all numb

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:09 pm

I was eating in KFC
When I chewed on a small bumble bee.
My tonsils got stung
And my tongue went all numb
Anss sis sa sa sa...sa see

(Thats the guy talking with a swollen tongue btw Laugh

)

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:15 pm

I was eating in KFC
When I chewed on a small bumble bee.
My tonsils got stung
And my tongue went all numb
Swelling up til i just couldn't see

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:17 pm

probably another dirty reference as usual...no?

The leak had started as a trickle,

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:21 pm

I dont know what you mean Whistle

The leak had started as a trickle
but soon turned into a dribble

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:43 pm

The leak had started as a trickle
but soon turned into a dribble
causing the floorboards to crack and to bow

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:47 pm

The leak had started as a trickle
but soon turned into a dribble
causing the floorboards to crack and to bow
Then it really started to flow

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:54 pm

The leak had started as a trickle
but soon turned into a dribble
causing the floorboards to crack and to bow
Then it really started to flow
until i plugged the hole with my pickle

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:55 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:57 pm

Making the bed this morning

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:14 pm

Making the bed this morning
I fell on the floor with my yawning

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:17 pm

Making the bed this morning
I fell on the floor with my yawning
my head started bleeding

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:23 pm

Making the bed this morning
I fell on the floor with my yawning
my head started bleeding
As the rats started feeding

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:28 pm

Making the bed this morning
I fell on the floor with my yawning
my head started bleeding
As the rats started feeding
one pulled out my eye with no warning

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:29 pm

Ghandi was a man of peace

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:40 pm

Ghandi was a man of peace
Who once got it on with his niece

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:03 pm

Ghandi was a man of peace
Who once got it on with his niece
She said he was great

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:35 pm

Ghandi was a man of peace
Who once got it on with his niece
She said he was great
on his performance she did rate

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:41 pm

Ghandi was a man of peace
Who once got it on with his niece
She said he was great
on his performance she did rate
And her dress he did not crease

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:43 pm

I was milking the cow in the shed

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:50 pm

I was milking the cow in the shed
While my wife was off in Club Med

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:58 pm

I was milking the cow in the shed
While my wife was off in Club Med
pulling the teats i was dreaming

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:06 pm

I was milking the cow in the shed
While my wife was off in Club Med
pulling the teats i was dreaming
As for the cow she was creaming

by **Kenny** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:09 pm

I was milking the cow in the shed
While my wife was off in Club Med
pulling the teats i was dreaming
As for the cow she was creaming
Just like the wife lying on her sun bed

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:19 pm

cracking

I learned my wife was a tart

by Doon the Water Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:54 pm

I learned my wife was a tart
She was sitting on top of my cart

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17 pm

I learned my wife was a tart
She was sitting on top of my cart
Which she rode up and down

by Doon the Water Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:05 am

I learned my wife was a tart
She was sitting on top of my cart
Which she rode up and down
Old Amsterdam town

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:17 am

I learned my wife was a tart
She was sitting on top of my cart
Which she rode up and down
Old Amsterdam town
As she let off a loud fanny fart.

by President Trump Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:44 am

brilliant you gotta love a good queef

My sister is frightened of Clowns

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29 am

My sister is frightened of Clowns
But only when in dressing gowns.

by President Trump Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:25 pm

My sister is frightened of Clowns
But only when in dressing gowns
She screams out at night

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:33 pm

My sister is frightened of Clowns
But only when in dressing gowns
She screams out at night
'Cos her head isn't right

by President Trump Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:39 pm

My sister is frightened of Clowns
But only when in dressing gowns
She screams out at night
'Cos her head isn't right
We shouldn't laugh because she has Downs

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:45 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:53 pm

Very un-PC but Laugh

all the same!

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:05 pm

While chopping the veg for tea ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:32 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:35 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.
So i whopped it out in the sink

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