The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Mon 06 Feb 2012, 10:15 am

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Virtual Rugby Pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the pictures of Jonathan Davies (JD2), and all of the weekend's 6 Nations debutants above the bar!

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Last Pub: https://www.606v2.com/t22964p950-the-dew-drop-inn-virtual-rugby-pub#911771

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21 am

Morning all

Whisky

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:27 am

It must be a nick name then.

I know the expression about being very busy/hassled but.....tell me more about these snacks?

chin

by AsLongAsBut100ofUs Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28 am

Kiwireddevil wrote:Morning all

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.

Pete, yer too feicing nice - time to just boot some of these numpties, particularly the muppet immigrant from the golf boards - trust me, he is at the source of much trouble

Good news, I've found the replacement for the doris (recently sacked if you remember after the fiasco that was Haggis-gate):

Spoiler:

by AsLongAsBut100ofUs Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29 am

MrsP wrote:It must be a nick name then.

I know the expression about being very busy/hassled but.....tell me more about these snacks?

Well, they are vastly superior to yer nasty Tayto thingies, but maybe not quite a match for your luxury M&S chilli red pepper with ochra and a squeeze of lemon ...

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32 am

I'm with Asbo!

You reaaly should have a clause in the "banning offences" that is the last resort of all frazzled parents.

"You've had it!"

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36 am

Frazzles are like bacon fries. Did he have ginger hair Mrs P?

by eirebilly Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:38 am

Kiwireddevil wrote:Morning all

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.

Sorry about all that Kiwi and if you want to boot me out, its all good.

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:43 am

Eirebilly!

warning

by eirebilly Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:46 am

MrsP wrote:Eirebilly!

Sorry MrsP, i was naughty Sad

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:48 am

It's like Monty Python in here sometimes.

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51 am

No worries mate, you certainly weren't alone.

Have PM'd 8 people this morning already. And half of them are good posters normally.

A nicely parsed quote from Facebook by Jed Thian (the Alternate Rugby Commentary guy)

...and this weekend's 6 Nations results will be: Red...white.. and blue.

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00 am

PS, Ozzie, I replied to your question re Quins vs Irish in the Writers' section.

by MBTGOG Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:16 am

Morning all,

Was 45 minutes late for my seminar this morning. Was just in the library and completely forgot about it. The lecturer is probably the most intimidating member of staff in the university but thankfully likes me and just laughed when I told him I forgot.

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:18 am

Comedy gold from the motor racing section

Alessandro Ciambella wrote:
harryspiv wrote:
Alessandro Ciambella wrote:You don't get to be on the Monza Motorsport Council because you can make a good Ham and Olive pizza! Only the greatest minds of itallian motorsport need apply

Just out of interest does the Monza Motorsport Council actually exist? I searched on google for it and the top results were on this forum, they were all you, also if only great minds need apply shouldn't they be able to spell Italian?

Yes, it's a common misconception that we people of glorious Monza can't spell Itallian, but we have always spelt it that way out of respect for our country.

You see, Monza harbours ambitions to become the eighth wonder of the world. Our superstitious ways were held back by the one letter L in Italian. And Italy. L means loose. We no likea to loose. So we put another negative L in their to make it a double negative. This makes it a positive and Monza had improved their country's luck. The rest of Itally disagrees with us so it became a local dialect thing.

Some people say this is why Monza is richer than austerity hit Rome...

And now you know.

(Alessandro Ciambella writes all his posts "in-character" as the representative of "The People of Monza")

by Gibson Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:31 am

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:
Kiwireddevil wrote:Morning all

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.
Pete, yer too feicing nice - time to just boot some of these numpties, particularly the muppet immigrant from the golf boards - trust me, he is at the source of much trouble

Good news, I've found the replacement for the doris (recently sacked if you remember after the fiasco that was Haggis-gate):
Spoiler:

Hands off As! That's a woman with brains & beauty. And an exotic background. She needs a man with vast experience of wo...

Ah gowan so...

by **rodders** Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35 am

Hey Munsty out of interest do you mind if I ask what you are studying? If you don't mind posting on here that is?

by Mickado Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:37 am

Ah Liz Bonnin - dream woman.

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:38 am

Occupations from the middle ages:

* Silk-snatcher - one who steals bonnets.

* Thimblerigger - a professional sharper who runs a thimblerig (a game in which a pea is ostensibly hidden under a thimble and players guess which thimble it is under).

* Knifeman - one skilled with a knife; specifically, a soldier trained to disembowel horses.

* Eggler - an egg-merchant.

* Tasseler - one who makes tassels.

by AsLongAsBut100ofUs Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50 am

Gibson wrote:
AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:
Kiwireddevil wrote:Morning all

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.
Pete, yer too feicing nice - time to just boot some of these numpties, particularly the muppet immigrant from the golf boards - trust me, he is at the source of much trouble

Good news, I've found the replacement for the doris (recently sacked if you remember after the fiasco that was Haggis-gate):
Spoiler:

Hands off As! That's a woman with brains & beauty. And an exotic background. She needs a man with vast experience of wo...

Ah gowan so...

Sharesies? Wink

by AsLongAsBut100ofUs Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:53 am

Kiwireddevil wrote:Occupations from the middle ages:

* Silk-snatcher - one who steals bonnets.

* Thimblerigger - a professional sharper who runs a thimblerig (a game in which a pea is ostensibly hidden under a thimble and players guess which thimble it is under).

* Knifeman - one skilled with a knife; specifically, a soldier trained to disembowel horses.

* Eggler - an egg-merchant.

* Tasseler - one who makes tassels.

If the job description also involves testing on various subjects, I'm up for a bit of the last one

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:12 pm

or objects

by Mickado Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:32 pm

Bored out of my brains here. Someone entertain me. Please and thanks.

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:34 pm

The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub - Page 16 3559488474

The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub - Page 16 4278589029

The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub - Page 16 3933776953

:collapsesexhaustedfromallthatentertaining:

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:35 pm

I'm juggling and riding a unicycle here, Mick, but I don't think that'll be any good to you.

by Mickado Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:36 pm

MrsP wrote:

:collapsesexhaustedfromallthatentertaining:

All i could see when i read that MrsP. Maybe that's what i need to do to entertain myself. Could be tricky at work...

by Mickado Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:38 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:I'm juggling and riding a unicycle here, Mick, but I don't think that'll be any good to you.

Muh... maybe i'm just unentertainable today. Only 3 hours left in work though, not long to wait. Feeling the effects of the 4 pints at the match last night, getting old...

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:38 pm

Mrs P said SEX

laughing

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:39 pm

I think we may have identified the difficultly there more accurately than many years of therapy!

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:40 pm

Mickado wrote:
luckless_pedestrian wrote:I'm juggling and riding a unicycle here, Mick, but I don't think that'll be any good to you.

Muh... maybe i'm just unentertainable today. Only 3 hours left in work though, not long to wait. Feeling the effects of the 4 pints at the match last night, getting old...

Hah! Call yourself old? I'm feeling the effects of two cans of coke at a meeting and going to bed after midnight! Erm

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:41 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16961112

'Drivers who use cannabis within three hours of driving are twice as likely to cause a collision as those not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, says a Canadian study.'

I think they mean drivers who drive within three hours of using cannabis.

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:45 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16961112

'Drivers who use cannabis within three hours of driving are twice as likely to cause a collision as those not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, says a Canadian study.'

I think they mean drivers who drive within three hours of using cannabis.

A collision of what, East and West?

by AsLongAsBut100ofUs Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:57 pm

Particles, just particles.

by Gibson Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:00 pm

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:
Gibson wrote:
AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:
Kiwireddevil wrote:Morning all

please, I've just spent half an hour on modding duties.

Really can't wait for the end of the 6N based on the behaviour of a lot of people outside.
Pete, yer too feicing nice - time to just boot some of these numpties, particularly the muppet immigrant from the golf boards - trust me, he is at the source of much trouble

Good news, I've found the replacement for the doris (recently sacked if you remember after the fiasco that was Haggis-gate):
Spoiler:

Hands off As! That's a woman with brains & beauty. And an exotic background. She needs a man with vast experience of wo...

Ah gowan so...
Sharesies?

Ah ok then, sloppy seconds for Gibbo. Again. But. Let me do the talkin. She wont understand you.

by Gibson Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:10 pm

Glas a du wrote:
luckless_pedestrian wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16961112

'Drivers who use cannabis within three hours of driving are twice as likely to cause a collision as those not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, says a Canadian study.'

I think they mean drivers who drive within three hours of using cannabis.

A collision of what, East and West?

Whoops. I find I got lost a lot, but never crashed. I remember an old lady on a bike once, passing my Alpha on a by-road. I must have been doing all of 10 miles an hour...

by Hound_of_Harrow Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:38 pm

Afternoon

Nicky R is back for Wasps Yahoo

Our new russian hooker, Korshunov, and Tom Prydie are on the bench.

Sarries' pack looks better than ours though. Actually, Ealing's pack looks better than ours Sad

by PenfroPete Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:44 pm

YOUR WEEKEND SORTED thumbsup

by Mick(TEFC) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:46 pm

Hound_of_Harrow wrote:Afternoon

Sarries' pack looks better than ours though. Actually, Ealing's pack looks better than ours

L

L L

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by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:48 pm

I see you have also signed Paul Emerick as injury cover too Hound.

chin

by Hound_of_Harrow Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:51 pm

All we can afford MrsP.

Still, he's safe now that Raging Bull has retired.

Whistle

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:55 pm

You're going to have to help me out with that one Hound.

Headscratch

by prop_lyd Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:00 pm

Glas a du wrote:

Mrs P said SEX

:o disgusting behaviour MrsP Wink

by Glas a du Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:02 pm

prop_lyd wrote:
Glas a du wrote:

Mrs P said SEX

:o disgusting behaviour MrsP

I didn't accuse her of 'behaviour', that's a whole different level.

by **Ozzy3213** Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:05 pm

Hound_of_Harrow wrote:Afternoon

Nicky R is back for Wasps

Our new russian hooker, Korshunov, and Tom Prydie are on the bench.

Sarries' pack looks better than ours though. Actually, Ealing's pack looks better than ours

That's got to be slightly worrying Hound. Only Nieto is first choice for Sarries in that pack, and they do look to be stronger on paper to what Wasps have on show. You boys badly need a win this week to get some confidence back.

by Hound_of_Harrow Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:15 pm

MrsP – Raging Bull = Phil Vickery.

RWC 2007 Pool match – England v USA. Vickery yellow carded for tripping Emerick.

by Mick(TEFC) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:21 pm

With Debaty, Bonnaire, Parra, Malzieu, Fofana, Rougerie, Byrne, Canale,Bardy, Kolelishvili, Senio , Murimurivalu , Zirakashvili , Domigno ,Bennet ,Hines and Vosloo missing, I wonder who will be playing against RM92 tomorrow?

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:22 pm

Afternoon all,

Just been to Belgo for lunch. Moules frites nom nom.

by Mickado Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:23 pm

What's up with Hines Mick?

by Gibson Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:24 pm

Isint he with Scotland Mick?

by MrsP Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:25 pm

Ah ha!

Was that Emerick ?

I have to say it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke!

He executed one terrible "late" challenge whilst with us and never wore the shirt again as far as I can remember. Not many Ulster fans were sorry to see the back of him!

by Mick(TEFC) Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:26 pm

Nathan is out with a sprained elbow(elbowus rugbicus)

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